That afternoon, until the end of school, my three friends stayed in the political and religious office.

When I went to the window of the office and looked in, the director of the office was reprimanding them. They all bowed their heads.

The head teacher, Tie Qing, stood next to them with a blushing face.

The next day, the circulars and criticisms of them were posted on the billboards.

The next morning, the three friends all stayed in the head teacher's office. Their guardians were all invited to the school.

I sat in the classroom tormented. Some of the classmates' eyes were visibly hostile. Wu Lianzi was full of guilt. She stayed after school to apologize to me.

"I'm really sorry, I must have embarrassed you, right?" Wu Lianzi's attitude is very sincere.

"Nothing." I pretended to be calm.

"I know you're sad. But I didn't know you had a mission at the time. ”

"It's okay, they're all my brothers, just explain."

"Really?"

"Really, they'll understand. Otherwise, what is that called brother? ”

We packed our bags and were about to leave the classroom when my three best friends returned.

"It's good if you come back, I'm worried to death. The old class didn't do anything to you, did he? I said flatteringly.

"Do you give the fuck any more to us? Can't you just be happy? The stinky salted egg scolded as soon as he opened his mouth, looking very angry.

"I really didn't see you fucking this guy." Brother Jun said. Brother Jun's gaze was cold and deep.

"Forget what you see." The big fat man said.

"Brothers, please listen to me." I say.

"Explain the fart, who the fuck doesn't know you're going to pretend to be a force? Gone, brothers! "Stinky salted egg said.

As they walked out of the classroom, they slammed the door shut, shaking the entire building. Wu Lianzi was obviously taken aback.

"Hell." I can't tell you how embarrassing it is. They don't give any face. If you say turn your face, you turn your face.

Wu Lianzi felt more and more ashamed of me.

"Let's go." I walked out the door.

"What should I do again? They really misunderstood you. Wu Lianzi followed. She hurried to catch up with me and go downstairs side by side with me.

"They're angry. When they are angry, I will be fine with a salute. "I don't think I'm confident.

To be sure, I've completely offended these three sworn friends. It's a notice of criticism and a request to parents, and no one can stand it.

"I'm really sorry, I haven't paid you back the money yet."

"What do you give for that money? I hope you will still find me for such a job in the future, and I am willing to serve you. I plucked up the courage to take a look at Wu Lianzi.

"Thank you then."

In the next few days, I tried to explain to Brother Jun many times, but they ignored them and sneered at me.

Actually, I understand their feelings, and in their eyes I am a villain who disregards brotherhood for the sake of women. And they hate this kind of behavior the most, in their opinion, brothers are limited, and women are more than in the world.

I couldn't be more in a bad mood.

To be honest, I didn't know what I was deceived by at that time, so I felt that I couldn't do without these three people, and I really regarded them as brothers. Appreciate their way of doing things, recognize their people, and feel that they are bold, courageous, and courageous.

Now, because I didn't harm them and was punished by the school, they completely despised me and stayed away from me, how could I be in a good mood?

At that time, though, I didn't expect them to retaliate against me.

Brother Jun, they took revenge on me on the fourth day after the start of school. In the morning, when my grandfather didn't come to pick me up because he had something to do, they invited me to the alley next to the small shop in front of the school.

There, Brother Jun once slapped a girl twenty times.

It was the big fat man who came to me, "Zheng Qihang, Brother Jun is looking for you." ”

"Really?" When I heard this, I couldn't tell you how happy I was.

Brother Jun took the initiative to find me, indicating that they were willing to reconcile with me.

I pinched the pocket money I had saved up for days in my trouser pocket, thinking that maybe they would forgive me by buying two packs of better cigarettes for each of them. There was a cigarette shop in front of the school.

"Where's Brother Jun?" I asked.

"Just come with me."

I followed the big fat man into the alleyway. There was no one else in the laneway. There is a piece of the corner that is wet at the root, and it is a masterpiece that someone left "conveniently" here. There was a noticeable odor coming into my nose.

Stinky Salted Egg and Joon Brother are waiting there.

I smiled and walked up to my best friend. Before I could speak, Jungo kicked me in the chest, and at the same time, the big fat man kicked my ass behind me, and I immediately fell to my knees.

I immediately realized that they were taking revenge on me.

In the past few days, the three sworn friends may have been waiting for the opportunity to come. So, my grandfather didn't come to pick me up today, and they immediately "invited" me.

"Brothers, if you can dispel the anger in your heart by beating me, then you can beat me." I say.

I reacted very quickly. If you want to be brothers with them again, this fight is inevitable.

"Don't listen to him fucking pretending. The best thing he can do is pretend. "Stinky salted egg said. He followed with a kick. I fell to the ground on my side.

I endured the pain and got up.

"I'm not pretending." I said, "This is the retribution I deserve." ”

"Really? Do you really think so? Brother Jun grinned.

"Of course it's true."

"Well, if you let each of us slap three times, it shows that you are sincere."

"Okay, but I have one condition." I resolutely agreed.

"You say."

"After the fan, you will still be my brother." I looked at them boldly. I had to let it go.

"Well, that sounds like a good deal." Before Brother Jun finished speaking, he gave me three slaps. He was so fast and so hard that I could feel the stars twinkling in front of my eyes.

Later, after a few things, I came to the conclusion that Brother Jun's favorite thing to do was to slap him, and I guessed that slapping would bring him a very strong pleasure. That's the main reason why he was able to slap the girl who bullied his girlfriend twenty times in a row without stopping.

My face immediately swollen and blood was coming out of the corner of my mouth. The next was the stinky salted egg fan, the first two times he pushed harder, but he watched the corners of my mouth bleed continuously, and the third time he only made a symbolic movement.

"Brother Jun, I don't think I'll fan anymore, Zheng Qihang seems to be ...... like this," the big fat man said to Brother Jun.

"Whatever you want, you can keep it if you think you're relieved." Brother Jun said, he slapped his palm, as if he wanted to pat the dust off his palm. "I'm relieved anyway."

"No, big fat man," I said. Actually, I'm having a hard time talking. Every time I say a word, blood wants to flow from the corners of my mouth. "You have to fight, and if you don't fight, it means that you haven't forgiven me."

As soon as I said this, they were all surprised.

"Really. That's what I really think. "I know the more sincere I am, the more I can conquer their hearts.

"That's fine. Respect is better than obedience. "The big fat man gave me three hits, but he played slowly and lightly, and his style was completely different from that of Brother Jun.

"Okay, it's all right now," I wiped the blood from the corner of my mouth with the back of my hand, "and I'm in a daze." We're brothers again. ”

I put my hands on the shoulders of the stinky salted egg and Junge, and I was sincerely happy. I was very relaxed, and I couldn't feel the heat on my face because of this pleasant mood.

"Yes, there's no knot. Zheng Qihang, enough brothers. Brother Jun said.

"Shit, I always thought you were pretending. It seems that you are very tough, I will hand you this brother! "Stinky salted egg said.

"We were brothers." The big fat man said, "Go, go home!" ”

We walked out of the alleyway. Upon hearing the news, the leaders of the political and educational office who came to take charge of the affairs were waiting on the road outside the laneway. They blocked us at the entrance of the roadway.

The director of the Political and Educational Office was menacing: "Yao Jun, why are you again?" You're lawless, aren't you? ”

"What's going on? How lawless are we, Director Shi? Brother Jun shook his head, looking unruly.

"Why are you asking me? What do you think of this classmate being beaten up by you? Not honest, I'll fire you, believe it or not?! "The director of political education is posturing.

"I believe it. But you also have to ask him if we beat him? Don't you teachers often say that without investigation, you don't have the right to speak? ”

"Don't be stubborn," Director Shi dragged me over, "This classmate, don't be afraid, tell me if they beat you like this?" ”

"They hit it." I say.

"Zheng Qihang, you fuck!" Brother Jun was furious.

"Fuck you!" The stinky salted egg clenched his fists tightly. His upper and lower teeth clenched together.

The big fat man looked at me puzzled.

"Bring them back!" The director of political education shouted.

"Director Shi, I haven't finished my words yet, I asked them to beat me." I added.

"What?" The three leaders who came to take charge looked at me together.

One of them said mildly: "This classmate, are you being threatened by them?" How can anyone be beaten like this? Don't be afraid, we'll punish them. ”

"Nope. I wasn't threatened. I willingly let them fight. Didn't you see us walking out side by side? If I wasn't willing, would I still take their shoulders? I said.

"You haven't had your brain broken, have you?" Director Shi said.

"Thank you for your concern. I reported to the leaders again that I took the initiative to ask them to punish me because I did something wrong and was sorry for them, and it was not that they were looking for trouble with me. I'm sorry, we're going back. If we go back late, our parents will scold us. ”

"Yes, we're going back. Bye-bye, Director Shi. The stinky salted egg waved at the leaders.

"Gone." Brother Jun said.

"Let's go." The big fat man said.

We walked past the leaders without looking back, and then walked out of the alleyway. After walking about a hundred meters ahead, Brother Jun and Stinky Salted Egg laughed. The big fat man laughed a few times. The corners of my mouth hurt and I couldn't smile.

"Damn, Zheng Qihang, you are too talented. This surprise is really relieved. Relieve gas! Brother Jun said.

That's how you deal with them. Zheng Qihang belongs to the intelligent type. "Stinky salted egg said.

"I think they must be dizzy." The big fat man said.

I didn't say anything. I know that the more silent I am, the happier they are, just like talking about cross talk or sketches, telling jokes and funny, the calmer I am, the happier the audience.

……

When I returned to my grandmother's house at noon that day, I was really shocked by the way I looked.

"What's wrong? Baby grandson, who did you fight with? ”

"Nope. Do you think your grandson is someone who likes to fight? I fell during gym class. "I made up the lies on the way.

"Really? A fall will fall like this? ”

"Grandma, do you want me to show you one more time? Hurry up and bring me safflower oil. Also, you have to call and tell my dad that I fell down, otherwise I won't be able to go back at night. ”

"Good. I'll call as soon as I get your medicine done. ”

In this way, my grandmother made a phone call and my father was convinced of my wrestling.

I finally escaped another level.