When this money worshipper Hanhan heard what I said, she looked panicked and turned around to run.

I grabbed her: "It's a trivial matter that you ran away, but the old lady you killed is lying on your back now." ”

"You're insane, you."

Hanhan tried his best to shake off my hand.

I clung to it: "You listen to me." ”

"I don't listen, I don't listen, I don't listen, come on, someone is a hooligan here."

A few aunts and uncles in the crowd of onlookers stepped in to stop me.

"What's the matter with you lad? Let go! ”

"Will you let go? If you don't let go, I'll stab you. "Uncle Ichi, wielding his sword, gestured in front of me.

Hanhan took the opportunity to throw off my arm and run away.

I clearly saw the ghost old lady lying on Hanhan's back and smiled slyly at me.

Boom.

Suddenly, the car braked sharply on the road at the entrance of the park, and the tires rubbed against the road to make a sharp and screeching sound, and then I saw a person being knocked more than three meters high and falling heavily to the ground.

"It's over! The girl was killed! ”

I ran over and saw the cruel scene, Hanhan was pretended to be unrecognizable, and the silicone on his chest was knocked out.

When the young man named He Zhi saw this scene, he vomited on the spot, knelt on the ground and cried while vomiting, crying with tears.

I shook my head and sighed, "What a life." I raised my eyes to look for the ghost old lady again, she had disappeared without a trace, and instead saw Han Han's ghost standing in front of her corpse with a wooden expression.

Hanhan raised his eyes to look at me, his eyes full of remorse.

I waved at her and motioned for her to come with me.

I went back to the stall to pack my things and load up the electric car.

Han Han sat in the back seat with a sad expression: "I knew I listened to you." ”

I rode my electric car to the suburbs with Hanhan.

"The Netherworld is in the southwest, I'll put you at the crossroads later, and you can go by yourself."

Han Han cried unwillingly: "I'm still very young, woo woo, I just spent 300,000 whole faces, and I haven't returned to the original yet." ”

I rolled my eyes: "Now it's useless to say this?" went to the underworld to work hard, win a chance to be reincarnated, and be a good person in the next life. ”

Han Han asked with tears in his eyes: "Do you know so much about the Netherworld?" Why fight for the opportunity to be reincarnated? ”

"Times have changed, there was no need to fight for the opportunity to be reincarnated before, but now the economic pressure is so great, who wants to have more children, and even some people are willing to be dink, so the chances of reincarnation of ghosts have become less, but there are many opportunities to reincarnate livestock, do you want it?"

Nowadays, the fertility rate continues to decline, and the number of reincarnated human beings in the underworld is also limited.

Arriving at the intersection in the suburbs, I asked Hanhan to get off the bus.

"Keep going southwest."

Han Han hesitated: "Can I not go to the Netherworld to report?" I want to be a lonely ghost. ”

I shouted, "You think it's fun to be a lonely ghost?" If I see you again, I'll kill you. ”

Han Han reluctantly looked at everything in the sun and walked towards the dense forest in the southwest direction.

Jingle Bell ......

At this time, my mobile phone rang, it was the owner of the wandering bar, Viagra called me.

"Viagra, what's wrong?"

"Brother Gen, come to my store, something is wrong."

I hung up the phone, screwed the electric door of the electric car low, and drove towards the stray bar.

As soon as I arrived at the wandering bar, I saw a group of young people in the society swearing and shouting at the door, all of them shirtless, with dragons and phoenixes on their bodies, and their faces pretending to be fierce.

I was also shocked to see this, I'm just a Taoist priest, and the little Taoist skills I know are all used to deal with ghosts, and I can't deal with these fierce and vicious young people.

What's more, I have always followed the tenet of "if people don't offend me, I won't offend others, and if people offend me, I will suffer" to live in the fog, and I have never quarreled or fought with others.

I parked my electric car three hundred meters away from the wandering bar so that it wouldn't affect my only property if there was a fight.

When I got closer, I found that these young people at the door of the wandering bar were all found by the KTV owner opposite, Fat Ling.

As soon as I thought about it, I knew that Fat Ling must have noticed that Viagra and the two of them were using the villain.

Fat Ling took the lead, pinching her waist and scolding in the wandering bar.

I squeezed in and smiled, "Sister Ling, do you still know me?" ”

When Fat Ling saw me, she suddenly became like a crazy tigress and scratched me with both hands.

I took a few steps back and said, "Sister Ling, what you did was wrong, the metaphysical matter will be solved with metaphysics, and you will find a group of social people to block the door here and disobey the rules." ”

Fat Ling pointed at me and yelled: "You little rabbit cub, don't think that I don't know where you came from, dare to offend me Fat Ling, I will let him walk around without eating." ”

I whispered, "If the Taoist Association knows about this, do you think you still have good fruit to eat?" The consequences are quite serious. ”

When Fat Ling heard my words, she stopped shouting and looked hesitant.

I continued: "We will solve this matter ourselves behind closed doors, and if you make a big fuss, I will definitely report you to the Taoist Association." ”

Fat Ling turned around and waved her hand to these young people in society: "Okay, you all disperse first." ”

One by one, the young people of society left with a scolding.

Viagra breathed a sigh of relief and looked at me gratefully.

I said to Viagra, "Use your office to talk about something." ”

In the office, Fat Ling and Viagra's daughter-in-law both glared at each other.

I knocked on the table, "Take out the witch doll." ”

I was scared stupid when Viagra took out the inspiration doll, this is too vicious, the small witch doll is full of needles.

Fat Ling said: "Look at how vicious this family is, they stabbed me to death as fast as possible, and I have nightmares every night and can't sleep." ”

Viagra's daughter-in-law scolded: "You old lady is even more vicious, my husband and I can't have children, it's all your fault." ”

I said impatiently, "What the hell, can the ghost do it casually?" Seriously, neither of you is allowed to trouble anyone in the future, and this matter is over. ”

"Well, that's the end of it." Viagra said to Fat Ling: "In the future, the well water of our two families will not interfere with the river water." ”

Fat Ling said: "Okay! Well water does not interfere with river water. Fat Ling gave me a jealous look.

I'm curious about Fat Ling, how can this woman know black witchcraft? This is strictly forbidden by the Taoist Association.

"Sister Ling, where are you from?"

"Miss Born."

"Well, I'm not asking you about your profession, I'm asking why you know how to do black magic?"

"Confidentiality."