Setting up a stall in the park to tell fortunes is a very boring job, and it is inevitable that some young people will make fun of me.

I was bored playing a mobile game with a cigarette in my mouth when I suddenly heard a loud noise.

"Somebody's proposing over there."

"It's really romantic to be young now."

"Let's go, let's see."

The crowd began to swell in that direction.

I was also curious to look over, only to see an ordinary-looking sturdy young man holding flowers in his left hand and a red brocade box in his right hand, with a small diamond ring in the brocade box, he knelt down on one knee and looked up at the girl in front of him with a sincere expression.

"Hanhan, will you marry me?"

And the girl named Han Han was obviously frightened by this sudden scene, and there was no moving expression on her carefully carved artificial face, but disgust.

"Are you sick? If you are sick, go to the hospital, don't be embarrassed here. ”

The girl named Hanhan grabbed the rose in his hand and smashed it on the young man's face.

Hanhan's best friend sneered: "Don't look at the bear-like you look like, such a little diamond is embarrassed to come out and propose, so disappear quickly." ”

The stout young man looked sad and embarrassed, and stood up in embarrassment.

Han Han waved his hand impatiently: "You disappear quickly, we won't contact each other in the future." ”

The sturdy young man said, "I thought we had reached the point of talking about marriage. ”

"Heh, are you dreaming of eating shit? How could I possibly marry you? ”

In front of so many people, Han Han didn't save any face for the young man.

"Then, then, can you give me back the money you borrowed from me?"

This sentence made the audience understand what was going on, this sturdy young man should be a spare tire, and that Hanhan has a plastic surgery face, dressed in a glamorous costume, and can put so much money on his face, obviously he will not be willing to marry a sturdy young man who has nothing, but he just uses the sturdy young man as a temporary ATM.

This phenomenon is not uncommon in today's society, and it is a very common phenomenon.

When Han Han heard that he was going to pay back the money, a touch of embarrassment flashed on his face, and he said, "I will pay you back the money, but not now, let's talk about it later." Saying that, Han Han was about to leave.

"Young man, you don't want this money now, you won't be able to come back later."

"Hey, buddy, yes."

"Is it okay to be like a man?"

The audience who watched the excitement couldn't stand it anymore, this wasn't bullying honest people, and immediately solidarity with that sturdy young man.

And my mind is not on the body of the sturdy young man, but on the girl named Hanhan, a little hunchbacked, according to her age, hunchback is very abnormal, and she is unlucky, this is the legendary "broom star", whoever she is with will be unlucky.

I wanted to run over to stop her, but at this time, a fair, tall and thin boy hugged Hanhan.

However, as soon as the fair, tall and thin boy came, his attitude changed, and he pointed at the sturdy young man and scolded: "You don't look at your face, is it appropriate for you to stand with Han Han?" If you dare to pester Hanhan again, I'll cripple you. ”

The sturdy young man said, "Pay me back 60,000 yuan." ”

"You fuck, Hanhan spends your money, that's worthy of you." The fair, tall and thin boy immediately raised his hand and was about to beat.

Boom.

I don't know who threw a can of Coke bottle and hit him right in the head.

"! Who smashed it? Dare to stand up? ”

The fair, thin boy shouted.

I looked up to see whose aerial camera was swaying in the air as if it were about to fall.

"After the calf, you can't stop it."

Boom.

The flying machine fell and hit the head of the tall and thin boy, who fainted on the spot.

Hanhan was so frightened that he took out his mobile phone and dialed 120.

Whoosh~Bang.

A basketball hit the boy's crotch again, and although he fainted and didn't react, it was obvious that it hurt.

I took out cow tears and wiped them on my eyelids, wanting to see what was lying behind Hanhan.

When I opened my eyes again, there was an old lady wearing a blue cloth shirt and wrapping her little feet behind Hanhan.

This is the ghost old lady with her little feet with a resentful expression, and her orange-skin-like face is full of blue and purple.

I wanted to stop it, but she definitely didn't believe it when she told her about it so abruptly, so let's find out what the hell is going on with this woman, ghosts don't haunt people for no reason.

The ambulance came, and carried the white, tall and thin boy into the car, and no one felt pity for him, and most of them cheered blatantly.

Han Han didn't follow the ambulance, she walked up to the sturdy young man with a panicked expression, and said in a gentle tone: "He Zhi, you take me away first, I will return the money to you in a few days." ”

It seems that I have to stop it, if that sturdy young man named He Zhi has physical contact with Han Han, he will inevitably be affected by bad luck, and the result will be the same as that white young man.

But before I could go out to stop it, the crowd around me started to heckle.

"Dude, stop trusting this woman."

"You two are not people of the same level, let it go quickly, otherwise she will make you a poor bastard."

These people said that Hanhan was Daji.

Han Han angrily said to everyone: "What is the matter with you, what should you do?" ”

I walked over to Han Han and said, "Do you know why that boy was hit by a flying machine in a good way? It's not a point of back, it's bad luck, you have bad luck. ”

Han Han glared at me in disgust: "Who are you, you?" Get out of the way. ”

"This guy is a fortune teller in the park."

"The fortune teller is accurate, you better calculate a hexagram."

People who come to the park know me.

He Zhi, a sturdy young man, asked me, "Can you help me calculate our marriage?" ”

"Uh...... You're not giving up, are you? I thought about it for a while, took He Zhi's hand and said, "Come on, come on, I'll give you a hexagram, even if this woman is divorced ten times, it won't be your turn." ”

Han Han shoved me violently: "Get out of the way, dead liar." ”

At this time, the foot-bound old lady behind Hanhan stared at me fiercely.

I pointed at her and yelled, "Say! Why is it lying on her back? ”

"This woman hit me to death, and I'm going to haunt her for the rest of my life."

To everyone I was just talking to the air, to them I was just a showman.

However, as a Taoist priest, also known as the first Taoist priest in eastern Henan, since I have seen it, I will take care of this matter, and if I can't see it, forget it.

I pointed to the old lady's nose and shouted, "You come down for me." ”

The old lady was very stubborn: "I won't go down, unless you ask her to lose money and go to the police station to turn herself in." ”

"Ahaha, damn it, I'm going to laugh to death, this Taoist priest is really like it."

"Like the real thing."

"Hey, don't scare this girl, she's going to call the police."

The crowd in the park was getting more and more crowded, and my action caused them to burst into laughter.

I've seen this kind of scene before, and it's not weird.

Han Han was about to leave, I grabbed her and said in a deep voice: "You can't go, have you ever killed an old lady?" ”

When the words landed, Han Han's expression became flustered.

When the lively audience saw Han Han's expression, the laughter that laughed at me came to an abrupt end.