Chapter 66: Yan Wushuang's Phone

At the end of military training, there will be a few days off. Classes will start tomorrow.

It was almost a night of tossing and turning last night.

First the hanged ghost, and then the pervert. I didn't go to bed until after four o'clock in the morning.

The twin sisters were drowsy, so I bought breakfast, pinched their faces, and they slapped my hands away and went back to sleep. I pulled their ears, and the two of them rolled over and struggled to break away, but they continued to sleep.

It's really funny to see the two girls on the bed pouting their little buttocks and lying side by side. Especially Jiang Yumeng, the saliva from sleep flowed out.

I made a trick, slapped them round, and slapped them hard on the buttocks!

Syllable...... Syllable......

Loud and crisp sound. It feels so good, the ass is very upturned, and with my slap, the two girls' buttocks roll.

Two exclamations in unison.

Jiang Yumeng got up, rubbed her little buttocks, pouted, and looked at me with a look of grievance.

Jiang Yuhan gritted his teeth and scolded: "Bastard, what are you doing?" ”

I said, "Get up and have breakfast." Brother, I got up early in the morning and worked hard to queue up to buy it and eat it while it was hot. ”

Jiang Yuhan looked at his phone: "It's only half past seven!" What are you doing waking up so early this Sunday? ”

Me: "Hehe, I can't sleep, I don't feel happy to see you two sleeping like pigs!" ”

Jiang Yuhan gritted his teeth: "Huangquan! I'll kill you! ”

……

Frolicking is frolic, and the meal still has to be eaten. After such a toss, the two girls lost their sleepiness and got up to wash their faces and brush their teeth.

After breakfast, I asked, "What's the arrangement for today?" ”

Jiang Yumeng pouted: "I want to sleep, I haven't slept all night, Brother Huangquan, don't bully me anymore......"

With that, she twisted her little ass into my room and lay down on my bed.

Jiang Yuhan: "I also want to make up for sleep, don't wake us up." It was too much of a toss last night. ”

I blinked my eyes and asked, "Daughter-in-law, I had a dream yesterday and I dreamed of you......"

Jiang Yuhan: "Stop, stop!" Hurry up and stop me! Look at your silver smile, it's probably not a good thing. I don't want to hear it! ”

Me: "Hey, listen, I'm idle anyway." Don't you want to know what I did to you in my dreams? ”

Jiang Yuhan: "Hmph...... I don't bother to care about you. You can do whatever you like, it's a pipe dream anyway. ”

This girl got up arrogantly, shook her head, and then arrogantly left, went to my room, and lay side by side with Jiang Yumeng on the big bed that originally belonged to me.

I leaned back on the couch and scrolled through my phone.

This mobile phone was bought for me by Jiang Yumeng. How many days have I been at her house? Anyway, after healing her, it is estimated that this girl gave me a thank you gift at that time, and I was very attentive to it, and I chose the same style as her. When I first gave it to me, I brought a mobile phone case, and it was the same as hers, but I disliked that cartoon phone case really didn't match the boss's domineering and leaky character, so I threw it in the bedside table and it was useless.

There are only a few contacts in the phone.

Jiang Yuhan, Jiang Yumeng, Jiang Wenchuan, and a few classmates in the dormitory, in addition, there is only one left-Yan Wushuang.

Suddenly, I felt like I hadn't been in touch with her for a long time.

I made a phone call.

"Sister, what are you busy with?"

Yan Wushuang: "Yo...... Who is this? The two beauties around me can still remember me. Is there something wrong? There's something to talk about, there's nothing to hang up, the old lady is busy here, and she doesn't have time to play with you, a child. ”

Me: "Don't, old lady, I haven't seen you for a long time, talk with me for a while." ”

Yan Wushuang: "It's been a long time since I saw the bullshit, you kid just got me in trouble the night before yesterday." ”

I pretended to be stupid: "The day before yesterday?" So we haven't seen each other for two days? What's the situation? I don't think I have seen that in three or four years. Could it be that this is the legendary day of not seeing each other, such as every three autumns? ”

Yan Wushuang scolded with a smile: "You little bastard, you know how to make my sister happy all day long." Okay, I'll talk to you for a while. What's wrong with you and your little girlfriend? I can tell you, you are still too young, you must pay attention to safety, go back and wait for your birthday, my sister will give you a box of Durex. ”

My head was full of black lines: "Sister, what are you talking about?" ”

Yan Wushuang: "Huh? Heroes save beauty, Jiang Yuhan didn't promise to be personal? ”

I sneered: "What is it, I haven't skimmed the eight characters yet." I guess it's a protracted battle to catch up with her. ”

Yan Wushuang: "A fart for a long time!" Sister introduces you to someone, you go to him to buy some medicine, put it in the wine, in the tea, throw it away, and then give it to Jiang Yuhan to drink, cook raw rice and mature rice in minutes, and the chaste martyr will also become a~ woman ^ Yinwa will squeeze you dry and squeeze you clean. ”

Me: "............"

Yan Wushuang: "Don't worry, it's absolutely effective." The last time my sister caught him because of this, you told him that I introduced him, and he might be scared to hold your leg and call your aunt and grandfather. ”

Me: "Sister, I think you, the policeman, must be a fake!" ”

Yan Wushuang: "Cut!" Don't dare is don't dare, and change the topic. If you like her, you will be rude to her, you don't even dare to take drugs, just your guts, what kind of liking is it? What kind of girl are you soaking? I figured it out at night. ”

Me: "............"

Yan Wushuang: "By the way, then again, have you ever masturbated?" ”

Me: "............"

This big beauty is obviously delicate, but this mouth is too tiger!

Yan Wushuang: "I said you were talking?" Have you ever jerked off? ”

Me: "Uh...... This one...... That ......"

Yan Wushuang: "That's it." You've already given your hands for the first time, why are you still a virgin? ”

Me: "Sister, I don't think your definition of a virgin is wrong. A boy does not refer to a boy who has not leaked, as long as the essence is not leaked, he is considered a boy. And in the general dream, when you lose yourself and take a plane, you only vent yang energy. The essence of the yuan is stored in the body, and there is no major problem. ”

Yan Wushuang: "In other words, only after having a fight with a girl, will you lose your body as a boy?" ”

Me: "The book says that when the yang enters the gate of the yin, the yin energy immediately invades from the yang, impacting the essence pass, the yuan essence is destroyed, and the god of the boy is no longer there." ”

Yan Wushuang: "Hehe...... Good brother, the first time you masturbated, when was it? ”

Me: "Sister, can we stop talking about this?" ”

Yan Wushuang: "No! As an older sister, shouldn't I know more about my brother's situation? ”

Me: "But my brother and sister shouldn't talk about these things. ”

Yan Wushuang: "Little bastard, first of all, we are not brothers and sisters. Secondly, let me ask you, between my sister and brother, why did you touch my thigh that day? Why touch ......"

Me: "Sister, I'm hanging up!" ”

Yan Wushuang: "Hehe...... Xiaoquanzi, tell my sister that my sister will exchange a secret of herself with you. ”

Me: "What's the secret?" ”

Yan Wushuang: "Whatever you ask." Whatever you want to know, I'll tell you all. ”