Me: "Really, casually? ”

Yan Wushuang: "Nonsense, hurry up!" ”

I scratched my head, embarrassed for a long time, gritted my teeth, and said, "Actually, I ...... I haven't jerked off. ”

Yan Wushuang was stunned: "Don't lie and don't count?" ”

Me: "Really! I don't lie to you. I didn't understand it when I was a child, but when I grew up, the third master didn't let me. ”

Yan Wushuang was amused and giggled: "Can your third master still tie your hands?" ”

Me: "He didn't tie my hands. However, he told me that on my ninth birthday in the ninth month of September, the eight characters are pure yang, but my fate is guilty of the netherworld, and a hundred ghosts accompany me, if I leak yang energy before the age of eighteen, it will be very troublesome. ”

Yan Wushuang: "Really? ”

Me: "Do I have to lie to you about such a bad thing?" ”

Yan Wushuang's excited flowers trembled, I could imagine the appearance of a wild female man on the other side of the phone, with one foot on the table, pinching her waist, looking up to the sky and laughing.

"Hahaha...... It's so much fun. I didn't expect the old lady to pick up the treasure! Hey, it's the ninth birthday of the ninth month of September, so wouldn't it be your birthday in a few days? ”

I felt a sense of conspiracy covering me over the phone, and I nervously asked, "Sister, what do you want to do?" ”

Yan Wushuang said: "Hehe, good brother, superstition is not good. ”

I was anxious: "What is superstition?" What the third master said, I was raised by him, and he won't lie to me. ”

Yan Wushuang: "It seems that my sister is going to try the law and personally help you get rid of superstitions." ”

I hurriedly hung up the phone. It's so exciting!

To be honest, before I came out of the mountain, I didn't really believe the third master's words. However, after the night in Taiqing Palace, coupled with the later practice of "Qishu Ghost Sutra", and the later encounter with such demons and monsters, I believed it.

This is also the reason why I only touched Jiang Yuhan in my dream last night, and did not cry for her.

If it weren't for the fear that the third master's words would be right, with my shameless temper, I think that the relationship with Jiang Yuhan, not to mention that it has developed to roll the sheets, at least I can touch it twice and hold my little hand.

How I hope Yan Wushuang understands that this joke can't be messed around.

But Sister Meiniu's last sentence made me very excited.

What does it mean to defy the law? What does it mean to personally help me get rid of superstitions?

I'm going, is she going to smack me?

Monkey business! It's so nonsense! How can this be? We are "pure" sisters and brothers, we are brothers who have caught ghost babies together, faced life and death together, and we are best friends.

How can she smack me?

Isn't this a sincere attempt to ruin our friendship?

No way!

I can't let her do that. I'm going to do whatever it takes to stop her.

So......

Before she smacks me, I'm going to have to smack her first!

I counted on my fingers, today is the third day of the ninth month, and I will be 18 years old in a week. This week, I'm going to hide from Sister Beauty, and after a week, if she dares to tease me, I must make her doubt her life.

I leaned back on the couch, thinking about how to teach Yan Wushuang a lesson in that posture.

But at this moment, a strange wind suddenly blew in the house, and in an instant, the temperature dropped by a few degrees.

I turned around sharply, looked around, and looked carefully into the living room, and there was no ghostly air.

I opened my yin and yang eyes, but I still didn't see ghosts.

But that's not right!

I squinted at the floor behind the couch, just over a foot away, and there were a pair of water-stained footprints in that place!

Crystal clear water-stained footprints!

I'm sure that when I was talking to Yan Wushuang on the phone just now, there was a ghost standing behind me, and maybe it leaned down and leaned over my head and looked at me for a while.

Twin sisters!

I was shocked that this ghost was not in the living room, and must have gone to trouble the twin sisters.

I jumped off the couch and, without saying a word, rushed towards the bedroom.

Fortunately, the two sisters lay on the bed and slept soundly.

I looked around closely, but still didn't find anything strange.

What's going on?

Am I suspicious?

Nonsense! Next to the sofa in the living room, the water-stained footprints are very clear. It was clearly left by stepping on it barefoot. There are definitely ghosts showing up.

I pushed Jiang Yuhan's buttocks, and this girl pushed my hand away and whispered impatiently: "What are you doing?" Don't touch me......"

I pushed Jiang Yumeng again, this girl was more direct, she didn't wake up at all, a smooth white and tender foot stretched out and put it on my lap.

When is it? Still sleeping?

I slapped them round and slapped them on the ass again.

Bang Bang ......

Jiang Yumeng screamed and got up, knelt on the bed, saw that it was me, rubbed her little buttocks, and was pitiful: "Brother Huangquan, why are you beating me again?" ”

Jiang Yuhan glared at me, speechless: "Huang Quan, can I beg you?" Let me sleep for a while, I'm sleepy. When I'm full, I'll make trouble with you, okay? ”

I looked serious: "Don't sleep, stretch out your hand, I'll draw a talisman in the palm of your hand." ”

Jiang Yumeng was startled, leaned over, grabbed my arm, looked around, and asked in a low voice, "Another ghost is coming?" ”

I nodded, bit my middle finger, and drew a "Netherworld Five Hell Soul Refining Talisman" on each of the two girls' palms.

Jiang Yuhan frowned: "In broad daylight, this ghost dares to come out?" ”

That's exactly what I'm worried about. There was no sun in the room, so it didn't matter if the ghosts came out. But after all, it is broad daylight, and there is enough yang energy outside, and this ghost can still appear, which means that it must be very powerful.

At least, it's better than last night's hanged ghost and pervert.

"I'll help you open the yin and yang eyes, be careful, follow behind me, let's take a good look at the house."

The two girls held hands and followed me tremblingly.

This house is not big, we turned around several times, inspected every room, every corner, not to mention ghosts, not even a single mouse was found.

Jiang Yuhan: "Hey! Huang Quan, are you teasing us? ”

I couldn't take them to see the water-stained footprints, because the water-stained footprints had evaporated and were long gone.

Jiang Yuhan pulled Jiang Yumeng: "Xiaomeng, let's go to sleep and ignore him." Let him play on his own. ”

The two girls returned to their rooms and climbed into bed.

I didn't dare to relax my vigilance, so I simply sat down on the edge of the bed and guarded Jiang Yuhan and Jiang Yumeng.

After a while, Jiang Yumeng sat up, got up and walked outside.

I asked, "Girl, why are you going?" ”

Jiang Yumeng was silent.

Me: "What do I want to ask you?" ”

Jiang Yumeng's face was a little red: "Go to the bathroom, do you want to report to you......"

I smiled awkwardly, "Go and come back!" ”

Jiang Yumeng went to the bathroom.

However, as soon as the door of the bathroom next door was closed, the little girl screamed and cried: "Brother Huangquan, help......"

I frowned, pulled my legs and rushed to the bathroom!