Chapter 604: If you don't let go of a fart, you will suffocate your body
Suddenly, an indescribable stench permeated.
The crowd smelled an indescribable stench that almost suffocated them, and they scattered one by one, their steps staggering, and they almost fell to the ground.
Ye Dou was also choked by this stench, and simply held his breath.
The smell is too exaggerated, the smell is so strong that it goes straight down the nasal cavity into the lungs and has penetrated deep into the brain marrow.
He didn't expect that the fart man would really fart, and he said that he would let it go, and the smell of this fart was so stinky that it almost didn't faint him.
The face is yellow and barren and thin, and the fart is wilting and smelly;
A big fat block, farting like thunder.
This guy doesn't look fat or thin, but his fart is loud and smelly, and it instantly goes straight to people's internal organs and brain marrow!
Ye Dou dared to pat his chest and assure that he had never smelled such a stinky fart in his life, this fart man and weasel must be related.
The fart man took the opportunity to come to Ye Dou and said with a dry smile: "Farts are the anger of life, if you have a fart, you will not let go, you will suffocate the five organs, you will squeeze your body if you don't fart." Just accidentally let it go, don't mind. ”
"You need immediate treatment, let's go to the hospital first. ”
He helped Ye Dou out of the scope of the statue, and sighed earnestly: "Presumably you must have broken your brain, you don't even know Ye Pao God, and you also said that you are Ye Pao God...... But your face mold really has a bit of the taste of Ye Pao God, and you can go to the Ye Pao God's cosplay event another day, what's your name?"
"Uh...... My name is Ye Dou. Ye Dou replied.
"What, your name is really Ye Dou? It is estimated that your parents are still fans of Ye Pao God, and they even took a name exactly the same as Ye Pao God, aren't you afraid of being beaten?" The fart man laughed, and continued to look at Ye Dou with a strange gaze.
Ye Dou smiled awkwardly, and couldn't help but feel ridiculous in his heart.
He is the god of Ye Pao, but now everyone doesn't know him.
Fortunately, he has experienced strong winds and waves, and his psychological quality is absolutely excellent, and after taking a few deep breaths, he can be regarded as accepting the status quo.
Twenty years is twenty years.
Although the earth may be human in 20 years, he has not grown old because of this, and now the thunder pool in his body has been dissolved, but he also has the method of becoming a god, and the day he must become a god is just around the corner.
"I did forget quite a few things...... Fart man, I want to ask you what this hero badge is about?What is the hero?" Boring on the road, Ye Dou thought about it and simply asked about the so-called hero.
Judging from the other party's dress and words, the other party is too similar to the hero he saw in another parallel world, and it is necessary to figure it out.
The fart man knew everything about Ye Dou, and he couldn't say enough, and he said everything that had happened in the past 20 years, and he really regarded the other party as a person with temporary amnesia.
It turns out that not long after he destroyed the passage of the Netherworld, the earth was attacked by a strange meteorite, and the whole world was turned upside down, and all kinds of monsters became endless.
A mysterious item called the Star Fruit, as the meteor shower descends from the sky, giving many humans superpowers, allowing humans to have superpowers so that they can fight against all kinds of monsters, and the world is changed because of this, and these people are also called heroes.
Since then, heroes have become a profession, a profession that everyone yearns for, but is highly dangerous.
Fart Man is also one of the heroes.
Of course, he has strange abilities and is a fart, which is why he is annoying.
Therefore, the hero level is very low, it is the most alternative black iron level, and he can only deal with some ordinary daily trivial things and receive a meager salary to make ends meet.
Fighting monsters and other dangerous things, naturally it is not the turn of a little hero like a fart man, and fart man often does things that are righteous and brave, and today it was because he saw a meteor landing, so he met Ye Dou.
As for wearing open crotch pants, that's also because it's convenient to fart.
Isn't there an old saying that taking off your pants and farting is too much?
Ye Dou savored the information provided by the other party, and found that the current earth was quite similar to the silver continent of another ordinary world, where it also suffered from meteor showers, so there were many more heroes and monsters with superpowers.
As for the correlation between the two, it must be too much of a coincidence.
Did the Soul Ring take him to another parallel world, just to go to the Tomb of the Gods to suck souls?
Ye Dou thoughtfully, looked at the thick soul ring on his fingers, rubbing the smooth surface of the soul ring.
At this moment, the soul ring has indeed become different from before.
He looked up and happened to see a pharmacy on the side of the road: "Stop, take me to the pharmacy, I'll buy some medicine." ”
Now you should also try the effect of the Goldfinger upgrade.
Let's see what tricks the upgraded soul ring can ignite?
"The pharmacy? Your injuries look serious, you can't go to the pharmacy? ”
The fart man shook his head very firmly, and did not mean to stop.
Ye Dou sighed: "I'm a poor man, I don't have money, I don't have medical insurance, if you go to the hospital, you have to take me to pay the medical bills in advance, it is estimated that it will cost tens of thousands......
Crunch......
The sharp sound of brakes sounded, and the tricycle stopped at the door of the pharmacy in a drift, and a puff of green smoke rose from all three tires, and Ye Dou almost rolled off the back due to inertia.
He bared his teeth and said, "You better buy me a pair of pants, I feel my ass cold." ”
"Ahem, okay, buy medicine and clothes for you. ”
The fart man touched his shriveled pocket, and it took him a long time to pull out a few bits and pieces of bills.
After a while, the other party came out of the pharmacy with a bottle of oral liquid Yunnan Baiyao in his hand.
Ye Dou took the medicine bottle and thanked him, and the fart man turned around and went to the small clothing store.
"Goldfinger!"
Seeing the other party leaving, Ye Dou's heart moved, and the soul ring immediately plated the index finger of his right hand with a layer of dark gold.
His finger clicked on the vial of Yunnan Baiyao.
The medicine bottle was suddenly wrapped in dark golden light, and after a few seconds, the dark golden light disappeared, the text on the appearance of the medicine bottle became like a sword, and a white soul on the soul ring disappeared completely, and the medicinal liquid in it should have been ignited.
Coming to the corner of the street where no one is, Ye Dou was about to drink this bottle of medicine to treat his injuries, but found that something was wrong.
There was a slight vibration on his right index finger again.
This is a sign that an item can be ignited.
Ye Dou's eyelids twitched.
You know, this bottle of oral Yunnan Baiyao has been lit once.
Now the index finger is slightly shaking, what does this mean exactly?
Could this bottle of potion be ignited again?
Goldfinger, dotted!
Ye Dou's heart moved, his index finger bloomed with a strange brilliance again, and then clicked on the bottle of Yunnan Baiyao that had been ignited again.
pause,
The bottle of Yunnan Baiyao once again bloomed with a strange dark golden light, which was even more dazzling than before, and there was a slight vibration in the medicine bottle.
The second ignition was successful!