Chapter 81: Annoying Last Names
Yin Mingyue spread the rice paper on the kang table with a serious face, flattened the four corners of the rice paper, and nodded her forehead with a brush and pen for a long time, and finally began to write her thoughtful, modern version of "Eighteen Touches" adapted from the ancient version and the Internet writer before she was about to knock her little head into pieces.
Mingyang and Mingsong sat in a row like two cute little hamsters, Mingyang was like a decent grinding ink and adding fragrance, and Mingsong was like a student watching Mingyue splash ink.
After a large piece of rice paper was written, Song'er looked at the crooked words suspiciously, pointed to a few of them and said excitedly: "Sister, Song'er recognizes this word, pronounces 'white', Song'er also recognizes this word, pronounces 'Tian', and this word, Song'er still recognizes it, pronounce 'Bao', what do these poems mean, read it to us?" ”
Mingyue's eyes widened when she landed, and she didn't expect that Song'er would recognize words with Mr. in the Tofu Xu family, if she recognized it completely, her face would be big and small, and she would teach the flowers of the motherland badly, but her conscience would be uneasy for a lifetime!
Mingyue nervously covered all the handwriting on the rice paper, looking at Song'er's injured face and a little unbearable, she couldn't explain to Song'er and Yangyang that "white" is "white and tender like a white sheep", "Tian" is a "field" that is "flat and flat like a barren field", and "Bao" is a "bag" of "Yingying is like a cage bag".
Seeing Mingyue hesitating, Mingyang, who had always quarreled with Mingsong, also united the front, pouted at Mingyue, and was able to drop two and a half catties of sesame oil bottles.
Mingyue thought about it for a long time, and then Yin Yin smiled and said: "Yangyang, Song'er, the eldest sister is not not teaching you, but I am afraid that you will not be able to remember it at one time, listen well, sister, these are three poems, you must deeply understand the meaning." ”
Mingyue coughed decently, and slowly chanted: "The first poem is the word 'white' that Song'er said, 'The day is at the end of the mountain, the Yellow River flows into the sea, and you want to be poor for thousands of miles, and go to the next level', which is about a round of the sun setting the mountain, and the Yellow River is rolling to the sea. ”
The two little ones' eyes sparkled like a glow in the sunset.
Mingyue put down the brush in the style of a gentleman, shook her head and continued to complain: "This second poem is about the word 'field' that Song'er said, 'Plant a grain of millet in spring, harvest 10,000 seeds in autumn, there is no idle field in the four seas, and the farmer is still starving to death', which is about planting a seed in spring and harvesting countless grains in autumn. All the fields of the world have been cultivated, but the peasants are still starving to death. ”
The faces of the two little ones immediately flashed with a hint of melancholy and sadness, and it was evident that they had all felt the taste of starvation, and were quite afraid.
Mingyue didn't want the two children to indulge in unhappiness, and then said: "This third poem is the 'bag' that Song'er just said, this poem is ......" Mingyue searched her intestines for a long time, and found that she couldn't recite any poem with the word "bao", and she didn't say a reason for muttering for a long time, and it was so embarrassing to be looked at so eagerly by two babies with such a strong desire for knowledge......
Yang Yang laughed at first, leaned forward and pointed at Mingyue and said, "Eldest sister, I know why you wrote the word 'bag'!" ”
Mingyue's demeanor was awe-inspiring, couldn't it be that Mingyang was so smart that he knew the truth about her "obscenity" so quickly?
Yangyang pulled up Song'er's little arm again and said with a smile: "Eldest sister, I didn't eat enough meat buns made by my mother in the morning, and I still want to eat buns!! I'm going to tell my mother, saying that my eldest sister is a big glutton......"
Yang Yang jumped off the kang with his little short legs, and went to Liu to laugh at Mingyue, Mingyue felt that she was good, didn't this Yangyang's brain circuit follow herself?
Looking at Song'er, who was still sitting on the kang frowning and thinking, and did not move, I secretly thought, these two people are not very good, but the children they have educated are good, not only can they know a few words, but their brain circuits are also more normal than their own children, and they never ask questions about ......."
Song'er's brows furrowed even tighter, and she held it for a long time as if she was constipated, and then she asked, "Sister, where is the Yellow River?" Where is the sea? Where is the Yellow Crane Tower? Why does the Yellow River flow to the sea......"
Mingyue's eyes suddenly dimmed, and she decided to retract the sentence she had just thought of, "The baby educated by the Xu family doesn't ask about the east and the west", and the baby who asked 100,000 whys is really uncute, and every time she can't answer, she has to use Sun Monkey and Gourd Baby to coax her to pass......
Mingyue sat on the hot kang head and wrote music and painted, but the ideal could not be realized, so she had to carry the pen, ink, paper and inkstone, and run to the foot of the mountain like Wei Zhixing.
At the foot of the mountain, Mingyue was dumbfounded, didn't she go the wrong way? Is this approaching a meandering fence or entering a heavily walled prison?
The fence wall that was burned down by Wei Zhixing a few days ago was replaced by a bluestone wall that was more than a zhang high, two and a half moons high, stretching for dozens of zhang, enclosing the land of Mingyue's house in the center, standing under the high wall, there was a feeling of entering the Forbidden City, and it was a little difficult to breathe.
Mingyue tried to walk to the side door, the door was still open in the old place, the bamboo hedge door, was replaced by a double door with a red lacquered copper ring, and a plaque with two words was hung on it, these two words Mingyue barely recognized, it was the word "Yin Cuo", the corner of Mingyue's mouth twitched, and there was an urge to slam the door.
"Yin Cuo" (cuo sound, the same error), why not simply inscribe "Yin and Yang Error"? Mingyue doesn't know what the word "cuo" means here, but in modern times, she knows that this "cuo" has two meanings, one of which is the meaning of the house where she lives, and the other is not very good, referring to the place where the coffin and corpse are stored, which is equivalent to Yizhuang!!
Mingyue was so angry that she pushed the door hard, the door opened suddenly, unlike the tall wall, the thatched hut inside was still the same thatched hut, it had not been changed like the wall, and the salt mine should not have been exposed, Mingyue couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.
There was a fire lit in front of the thatched house, and the sound of the copper door was heard, and the thatched house that was originally closed suddenly opened, An old man in a green robe poked his head out, saw that it was the bright moon, and retracted his head again, but the actions of "flirting with the man" and "flirting with the girl" rushed up happily had revealed his identity---- Chengyue.
Cheng Yue poked his head out for the second time, and his face, which was originally blocked by black hair, had returned to his human appearance, but because he had not seen the light for many years, his face was unusually white, and there were three wrinkles as deep as a ravine on his forehead, which showed that he was not young, and his two eyes were still blooming with a seemingly simple but cunning light.
Mingyue, who was originally with Cheng Yue regardless of each other's size, suddenly became embarrassed, and she didn't know what attitude to face this new Cheng Yue, this was the first official meeting since Cheng Yue returned to human form, of course, that time when she was self-haired and tirelessly ruined herself, she only saw a scary appearance with a scar on her face.
Cheng Yue saw through Mingyue's discomfort, habitually brushed his non-existent longevity eyebrows, and laughed: "What? Let you be my apprentice and wronged you? I'm in my eighties, so it's not too much for you to call grandpa, right? ”
Mingyue's eyes widened, although this Cheng Yue looked old, but his body was solid, no matter how he looked at it, he was about fifty years old, he was more than eighty years old, and his body was still so tough, it was a miracle.
Cheng Yue saw Mingyue's stunned face, and proudly pointed to the wrinkles on his forehead and said: "Just this wrinkle, I added it after knowing you, I can't finish it, otherwise people are young." ”
Mingyue threw a roll of her eyes, pointed to the winding walls around her and said: "Okay, okay, in the future, I will call you Xiao Yueyue, cute and young Xiao Yueyue, you are developed, how can you have the silver to help me repair such a good big bluestone wall?" How did you lay the foundation in the cold winter wax moon? I admire you from the bottom of my heart, although this name is not very good, it is still called 'cuo', and the brain circuit is really abnormal. ”
Cheng Yue rolled his eyes as he learned from Mingyue, pointed to the sturdy city wall and said: "Da Yueyue, you see that I am alone, penniless, and have lived in the mountains and forests for a long time, how can I have the physical strength, financial resources and time to help you build such a strong wall?" It was the 'father-in-law' who burned your fence wall who sent dozens of people to repair it, but it was painstaking, and it was used to melt the ground with fire and glutinous rice paste and mud, saying that it was to use this wall to compensate for your fence wall, so that you don't have to worry so much in the future, and your heart hurts, it's yours, sooner or later it's yours, it's not yours, and you can't grab it if you want to. He originally wanted to repair the hut, but it was my fearless self-sacrifice that I lay still in the hut to avoid the danger of the salt mine being discovered. ”
It turned out to be Wei Zhixing who did it? What exactly does he want to do? Why is there special attention here, is it that his appearance is related to this newly discovered salt mine?
Mingyue frowned, thinking about it but relieved, in this era of crushing people to death at a higher level, if people have a way, why should they play any conspiracy with themselves, with a press of the little finger, crushing themselves is like crushing an ant? Whatever? It is a waste to help repair such a good courtyard wall, and this thatched house must also be repaired, but you have to repair it yourself.
Mingyue frowned and said: "It's good to repair the wall, but this name is too unreliable, 'Yin Cuo', it sounds like 'Yin Wrong', it's not good, you have to rename it." ”
Cheng Yue rolled his eyes, looked at the sky speechlessly, and said solemnly for a long time: "Da Yueyue, are you sure you want to start again?" Can you still get up well? ”
Mingyue nodded firmly, Cheng Yue shook his head disappreciatively and said: "I advise you not to think about it, the more you think about it, the cooler your heart becomes, it is called 'Yin House' or 'Yin Mansion', it is not as good as 'Yin House'." ”
Mingyue, who was originally proud to name the house, collapsed her shoulders when she landed, what kind of ghost surname is this? "Yin House"? "Hades"? Sure enough, a person's surname determines the person's aura, if it is surnamed Wang, it is named "Wangfu", if it is surnamed Huang, it is named "Huangfu", how tall and noble? When you come here, you are all relatives of Lord Yama! I can't do without the underworld!!