Chapter 80: Epoch-making weapons

Li Matchmaker's blessing from the heart, the wisdom suddenly opened, the fat body unconsciously squeezed to the side of the inn, everyone was stretching their necks to look in, Li Matchmaker squeezed out of the circle but squeezed in a lot more relaxed than when squeezing in, to squeeze out of the circle, tiptoe to the direction of the stable on the side of the inn, fixed eyes, three traces of the man's figure is also walking towards the back door, the back two people each led a horse, the front one led a small donkey less than half the height of an adult.

Mrs. Li was overjoyed, and used all her strength, and the person flew over like a meat ball arrow off the string, and her niece's "big table" followed closely behind, and she was better than her aunt out of the blue, and the back waves of the Yangtze River pushed the front waves, leaving her aunt far behind.

Li Yuejin, who had been following closely behind Mrs. Li, looked at the two people leading the horses in a dignified manner, one of them was dressed in coarse cloth clothes, and the other was wearing a lupine scarf, and suddenly had a plan in her heart, saying that it was too late to stretch out her leg quickly.

Looking at the fat body of the "big table" falling down like a seven-magnitude earthquake, seeing that it was about to have a close contact with the sturdy Wei Lai, Li Yuejin's eyes narrowed lightly, and shouted loudly "Be careful", and her slender palm pulled the skirt of the "big table" hard, only to hear a "bang", the skirt of the "big table" instantly split into two, leaving only the pink and pink middle coat inside, which was embroidered with a full circle of tangled branches and golden lotus, and from a distance, it looked like a spotted tiger.

The "big table" was torn by Li Yuejin's clothes, and its strength was even stronger, like a meteor, like lightning, and continued to pounce on Wei Lai.

Li Yuejin seemed to be overwhelmed by the force of being pulled and rushed towards Wei Yan.

Looking at the two daughters who flew over, Wei Lai and Wei Yan looked at each other, saw horror in each other's eyes, and threw the reins of the horse almost at the same time, and came to borrow strength, the two girls only felt that there was a strong wind in front of them, and their bodies involuntarily flew towards the person leading the donkey in front.

The person leading the donkey didn't seem to expect this change, his face suddenly became panicked, the two flew at the same time, one big and one small, one fat and one thin, weighing the pros and cons, had to borrow strength again, and pushed the relatively huge "big table" again, the poor "big table", like being put into the air like a paper kite, folded his head again, and flew to Wei Yan, who was relatively weak, Wei Yan raised his palm and decided to slap the "big table" again, squinting and seeing that the thin Li Yuejin had flown to the back of the donkey, and pressed the donkey to "moo" scream, And the owner of the donkey is looking at himself with a murderous eye.

Wei Yan was in a mess, and he forgot to resist the attack of the "big table" on human flesh*, and was attacked by the "big table", and the whole fat body pressed Wei Yanyushu's body in the wind to a firm, like egg-wrapped meat, tightly fitted.

Wei Yan only had time to see a behemoth attacking, and then his face was hit by two powerful big steamed buns, and he rolled his eyes and fainted.

Li Yuejin is in a much better condition, her whole body is lying on the back of a donkey, her internal organs are displaced, and what makes her even more angry is that her target is the dancing black horse boy in the wind of Yushu, how did she become a guy who leads a donkey and covers half of his face with a scarf?

Li Yuejin was about to get angry, but saw the sturdy man running to the half-faced guy in a panic, knelt down on one knee and said, "My lord, the little one should be damned, please punish the adult." ”

The half-faced guy has already lifted the face towel down, although his face is dim, but he can still see the brilliance of his Zhilan Yushu, at this time, he was incoherent, and his fingers trembled and pointed at Wei Lai and said: "Okay, great, I have been a good guard for more than ten years, and I know that I will throw the danger on the master at a critical time, if this is an arrow, will the official die with ten thousand arrows piercing his heart?" ”

Wei Lai's face was embarrassed, and he still didn't forget to defend himself: "My lord, where is this arrow, is it a beauty, others can't ask for it." ”

Wei Zhixing was so angry that his nose was crooked, and he pointed to the "big table" that pressed Wei Yan unconscious and said, "This is a beauty?" This is clearly a top-secret weapon, faster than flying arrows! More honest than a hammer! ”

Wei Laiden didn't dare to refute anymore, the adult was right, the arrow had never injured Wei Yan, and the hammer had never smashed Wei Yan! Today, this epoch-making weapon was born! Even ------ "big table" is also!

Li Yuejin, who was originally displeased, heard this, and a faint smile appeared at the corner of her mouth, it turned out that the one who was holding the little donkey and dressing like a subordinate was the master, and God still favored him, so he closed his eyes with peace of mind and pretended to faint.

Li Matchmaker and Mo'er, who were left behind, had already caught up, and when they saw such a change, they were immediately frightened and panicked, and they hurriedly helped up the injured person, and Mrs. Li helped up the "big table" that was flying like a paper kite, and Mo'er used all her strength to help the young lady on the donkey's back, but it seemed that there was a reverse force, and she didn't lift it down.

Seeing the cold Wei Zhixing, Mrs. Li knew that this was afraid that stealing chickens would not make rice, and she would provoke the gods instead of marrying her eldest niece, so she knelt on the ground and said: "Big, big, big, big, old old slave slave slave and niece have eyes no, no, don't know Taishan, rush, rush, collide, bump into the adult, and are willing to go to the county government to kill the might, might, and the mighty stick......."

Wei Zhixing looked at the "big table" with very honest eyebrows, and then looked at Wei Yan, who seemed to be about to wake up, and rolled his eyes and said: "It doesn't matter, the ancients had training, this man and woman are not kissed, and this coincidence is also fate, and the official will be in charge, your niece and me, the six-grade guard, will get married on a certain day." ”

When Wei Yan, who woke up faintly, heard this, he fainted again, thinking that this must be a nightmare.

Like him, it was like a dream of the "big table", looking at the beautiful son of Yushu in the wind with affection, and felt that this must be a beautiful dream.

Li Yuejin, who was still lying on the back of the donkey and squinting her eyes, gently pinched Mo'er's wrist, Mo'er snorted softly, attracting Wei Zhixing and Wei Lai's sideways, Mo'er understood, and suddenly knelt down in front of Wei Zhixing, tears lowered her eyes and said: "I implore my lord to be the master of my young lady, my young lady does not go out of the door, and the second door does not step, today I wanted to go out to burn incense and pray for blessings, but I was afraid that the lord would worry when I came back, so I abandoned the car and walked, I didn't want to catch up with this disaster, my young lady is now showing up, in public, how to marry someone in the future......"

Mrs. Li knew about Li Yuejin's engagement, and she knew that Li Yuejin's move was clearly that the mountain was looking at the mountain, eating in the pot and looking at the basin, this was the big Sinong who wanted to marry the capital, and she wanted to say a word, but her youngest son was studying in the school where Li Xiucai taught, and she couldn't be offended, only let the "big table" behind her point to her handsome and fair, and then tell his master.

Wei Zhixing's face was as dark as ink, and he took a deep look at Mo'er, Mo'er only felt that there seemed to be a swirl of devouring people flowing in his eyes, which was suffocating, and he swallowed it back alive when he came to his mouth, Wei Zhixing was already smiling, such a light cloud, such a serious way: "Your young lady is really the first chaste martyr of my Great Qi Country, since this is the case, why don't you fulfill her?" ”

A hint of joy appeared on Mo'er's face, Miss is not against the concubine, if Miss marries into the Dasi farmer's family, she will have the opportunity to be an aunt.

It's just that Mo'er didn't have time to bloom before her laugh lines, Wei Zhixing had already affectionately touched the little donkey's brain shell and said, "Hey, you weren't smashed just now, were you?" If it's broken, you have to endure it, and if you smash a daughter-in-law, isn't it a blessing? ”

The little donkey seemed to understand, rubbing his head affectionately against Wei Zhixing's hand, and screamed aggrievedly, his eyes revealing infinite grievances.

Wei Zhixing's face suddenly darkened, and he said unhappily: "It turns out that you are not happy, too, if a fly or mosquito bites you, you will marry a wife and take a concubine, aren't you like General Li who has countless beauties?" Let's see if your back is smashed, if there are three long and two short, the culprit will not be spared!! ”

Li Yuejin's mind followed Wei Zhixing's words, and she heard a cold sweat all over her body, where did she bump into a husband? It's clearly a well-dressed beast with no morality and a ruthless heart! Actually let yourself marry a donkey? The decision is still up to the donkey? If the donkey is injured, will he pay for his life? It's ......

Li Yuejin couldn't find any words to describe Wei Zhixing, where did she dare to lie on the back of this "golden" little donkey? A grunt jumped off the donkey's back, but she jumped quickly, and sat on the ground again, and was finally helped up by Mo'er, she gave Mo'er a slap on the face, stumbled and ran away, and her face had become the color of pig liver.

Li Fang leisurely led his big white horse to follow, looked at the direction of Li Yuejin who was fleeing, and sighed: "Brother Wei, this is your mistake, how can you be so abrupt as a beauty?" The beautiful moon needs someone to appreciate, the wine needs to be tasted, the beauty naturally needs someone to hurt, you are much better to your little donkey than to the beauty, don't you want to spend the rest of your life with this little donkey? ”

Wei Zhixing stroked the back of the little donkey indifferently, and didn't even glance at Li Fang and said: "Wei and General Li are incomparable, showing mercy everywhere, blowing a pool of spring water, and not touching the leaves, coming and going can be called chic, but don't be like Wei Yan, who doesn't know the height of the sky, provokes those who shouldn't be provoked, does what shouldn't be done, provokes a lot of trouble for no reason, and can't get rid of it if you want to." ”

Wei Zhixing went up and kicked Wei Yan, Wei Yan, who pretended to be unconscious, opened his eyes helplessly, sat up with a grunt, raised his eyes and looked at the "big table" that was still staring at him, Wei Yan closed his eyes as if he was afraid of long needles, and the feeling in his heart was cold, which was more cold than the cold water of the cold moon, and he only hated how he instinctively threw the "big table" to the master at that time, okay, now the master is angry, and threw this "big table" to himself forever, torn his pants and wrapped his legs, and he couldn't get rid of it if he wanted to.

Wei Yan glared at Wei Lai viciously, the subtext was very obvious, this Wei Lai was also one of the most culprits, why didn't there be such a treatment as a "big table"?

Wei Lai stuck out his tongue, obviously schadenfreude, and his body unconsciously hid behind Wei Zhixing, reducing his sense of existence.

Wei Zhixing didn't have the time to pay attention to him, and if he didn't leave this place, those Yingying Yanyan who lined up from Dongcheng to Xicheng because of Li Fang were afraid that they would be surrounded and blocked, in order to avoid trouble, Wei Zhixing had to live in the county office, and he lived next door again, and it was still Li Fang, the major general of Zhennan.