Chapter 48: Emperor Qianlong's Novice Equipment
The officers and soldiers were stunned for a long time, and some people took the brunt of it, and then gave a thumbs up and looked at the officers and soldiers beside him in disbelief: "It's delicious!" What followed was a scene of more fierce competition for food than war.
After eating and drinking, Ning Xun ordered He Shen and his subordinates to prepare for departure.
Immediately, Ning Xun waved his hand, and a fire suddenly appeared not far away, and the fire qilin appeared, shaking its body and making a clanging sound.
The crowd almost scared again.
"I ...... I'm incontinent......" Someone in the crowd peed their pants again.
"Xiuxiu, you take the princess up." Ning Xun said.
Xiuxiu nodded, and the golden-billed demon pigeon immediately appeared and grabbed the two of them one after another.
"Keep up!" Ning Xun ordered.
The team of dozens of people set off in a hurry.
After walking for about ten minutes, I didn't see anything strange, and the road was empty, leaving only a tragic and dilapidated scene.
"Look! It's the emperor, and the court guards them! Someone among the officers and soldiers suddenly shouted.
Ning Xun followed the voice and looked around, and saw some figures with different painting styles in front of a building not far away.
"Get on your knees! Seeing that the emperor didn't kneel, waiting to be killed? A man dressed in brocade guards raised his sword and shouted angrily.
On the other side of the sword, a man with a suitcase in his hand stood, followed by a small child and a woman holding a baby.
The man spoke, "Are you sick?" It's all fucking apocalyptic, haven't you filmed enough? The man pushed away the sword, carried the suitcase and put it in the trunk of the car: "Run!" Keep walking along this road, turn a corner and you can get on the highway! ”
The gray-haired old man in a brocade dress said, "Chaoqing, have you killed enough!" ”
The man put away his sword, bowed his head and took two steps back: "The slave should die!" Emperor! ”
"Did I say you ran out of the psychiatric hospital and stole the crew's clothes? I don't care about you! The man in the T-shirt and shorts closed the trunk lid and said unhappily.
"Your Majesty! It's too late for the minions to save the driver! He Shen shouted at a trot all the way.
The woman holding the baby behind her wanted to look at Shen and Shen: "De'er! Another group of neurotics, husband go away! ”
Ning Xun flashed in front of the woman: "Listen to me, don't be afraid." I am a messenger from other worlds, to protect your safety, your world is in chaos, many worlds are mixed together, can you understand what I say......" Ning Xun said and hurriedly took the baby from the woman's hand, but sat on the ground without caring about the woman's fainting.
At the same time, the guard holding the sword just now was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly stepped forward to help the man who was dressed most like Qianlong: "Your Majesty, pay attention to the health of the dragon...... Daring! ”
"You are bold! Shut up! He Shen shouted angrily: "This is an immortal sent by heaven!" There are also a few tall immortals just now, I have seen them with my own eyes. Hugh is rude! ”
The court guards did not dare to be presumptuous anymore when He Shen's words were said, after all, He Shen was the prime minister above 10,000 people under one person.
He Shen pushed Chaoqing, took the emperor's arm and lifted it: "Your Majesty, and believe in the slave, this person is really a fairy, look at the horse that the princess and the little fairy are riding...... That's a god horse that can be on fire......"
"What is Shenma? Phew! It is indeed a god horse! The man in shorts and a T-shirt said incoherently, "I seem to have seen this in the game, it's a fire unicorn!" Groove ...... ......"
"Know the goods!" Ning Xun looked at this modern man with an approving look.
"No, it won't! Children! You're from the game? it! I've only seen a plot like this in a novel! "Modern men are constantly exploding foul language.
Ning Xun nodded: "Almost!" It's a bit of a nonsense, but if you describe it from the perspective of a novel, it belongs to a mixed genre of novels! I advise you to leave quickly with your children and daughter-in-law, don't you know the way? Don't delay here, it's messy......" Ning Xun said as he handed him the sleeping baby in his arms.
The man hurriedly nodded, turned around, helped the woman up, settled the child into the car, and walked to the driver's seat.
Thundered!
The sound of the car's engine sounded.
"Emperor be careful!" The guards hurriedly held their swords in front of Emperor Qianlong.
"The children in the novel! See you later! Let's go first, and beware of these psychopaths! With that, the man drove away in a car.
Ning Xun smiled bitterly and nodded.
"I'm old! Dazzled! Brain messed up! Emperor Qianlong looked at the car in front of him and covered his head and said in a deep voice.
He Shen hurriedly patted: "The emperor is not old and dazzled!" It's the world that's messed up, what we see is the same, it's the little fairy in front of us who saved our lives! Saying that, He Shen looked back at the officers and soldiers kneeling on the ground: "What they ate and drank just now was conjured up by this little fairy, and we have never seen food before!" ”
While speaking, Princess Hejing hugged Emperor Qianlong with Xiuxiu's support: "Huang Ama! I also rescued this little fairy just now! There were also a few big immortals who flew away, saying that there was some chaotic organization that had crossed over, and it was really Huang Amma. ”
Emperor Qianlong looked at Princess Hejing with loving eyes, and raised his hand to stroke her already messy hair: "I can't help Jing'er, I've lost it for Jing'er!" Where's the Yahuan around you? ”
Princess Hejing said with a disgraced face: "I was killed by a few foreign devils with firecrackers, and they still want to come to me, but fortunately, this little fairy came to me at once, and I was shocked at that time." ”
Killed with firecrackers......
Ning Xun himself had a black line on his face, and looking at Xiuxiu was also a laughing spirit.
Emperor Qianlong looked at the fire unicorn that Xiuxiu was riding, and walked over step by step under the support of Princess Heshen and Hejing.
When he arrived in front of him, he looked dumbfounded: "Can this divine horse be sold to me, little fairy?" Saying that, Emperor Qianlong looked at Ning Xun.
"Ahh That Emperor Qianlong ......"
As soon as Ning Xun's words fell, Chao Qing shouted angrily again: "Xiu calls Emperor Qianlong's name!" ”
"Didn't you say that too?" Ning Xun glanced at Chao Qing angrily.
He Shen gave Chaoqing an angry look: "Shut up!" ”
"I ......" Chao Qing fell into confusion again.
"Where did I just go?" Ning Xun was interrupted by Chaoqing and forgot.
He Shen stretched out a hand and said very gentlemanly: "That Qianlong Emperor ......" said and slapped his mouth.
"Oooh! Emperor Qianlong! I'm the only one I can ride, and I need that comprehensive ability level of more than 900, I ...... I don't know what your ability level is. Ning Xun unexpectedly found that he couldn't speak a little in front of the real emperor.
"I have the ability to rule the country and level the world, and my dragon body has the ability to deter all beings." After Qianlong finished speaking, he turned around and motioned to Chaoqing to take the sword in his hand.
Qianlong handed Chaoqing's sword to Ning Xun: "Little Immortal, this is my Shenfeng Sword, and it is a treasure that I just gave to Chaoqing's guards not long ago, can I exchange it for ......" said Emperor Qianlong's two dim eyes staring directly at the fire qilin.
"Item level 25, comprehensive ability 188, can be worn!" The prompt sound from the kernel system almost blew up Ning Xunlei.
Emperor Qianlong looked at Ning Xun's frowning expression and continued: "If you still don't think it's enough, I still have a Nine Dragons Sword ready to accompany the funeral, and I will exchange it with you?" ”
"Kernel, what can I do? Help me deal with it, are you asleep? I didn't talk for a long time! Ning Xun asked for help.
There was no answer for a long time, and Emperor Qianlong looked at him expectantly with the support of Princess Heshen and Hejing.
"Fruit core, your uncle, where are you!"
"Woo woo~~" A fire unicorn suddenly appeared next to him, looking exactly the same as Ning Xun's, and was bowing his head and roaring.
"I'll go, Kernel, what's this operation?" Ning Xun was puzzled.
Guo Core said embarrassedly: "Just now I went to see the excitement with the Eagle Banshee God and the Elemental God, this fake one should be given to Emperor Qianlong!" ”
"What? Fake? What's a fake method? What a deceptive sin! Ha ha! Kill your head! Ning Xun said that he already felt that he was a little involved in the drama of these Qing people around him.
"Mortals' blinding methods are a horse that mortals look like a fire unicorn and eat grass!" Said the kernel.
"Perfect, perfect! Mortal Tricks...... Well, I know I'm mortal too. Ning Xun said a little lost.
Emperor Qianlong smiled: "Little fairy, what does this mean?" ”
"I'll give you this one, just like mine, Your Majesty!"
Emperor Qianlong touched his white beard and looked at the fire unicorn carefully: "This, will it be on fire?" As he spoke, he looked at He Shen: "That's just going to be a fire." ”
Then Ning Xun saw He Shen's nasty sycophant nodding like eating rice to the old chicken.
Ning Xun was a little flustered and said coldly: "Your Majesty Qianlong....Your Majesty! The fire-breathing one was eaten just now by eating the firecrackers of the foreign devils who chased and killed Princess Hejing, and the sparks that exploded just now in his mouth, Lord Heshen is here, and he knows what happened. Saying that, Ning Xun looked at He Shen with ghostly eyes.
Next, Ning Xun saw He Shen nodded cutely in an instant: "Yes, yes!" That's true, I just saw it. ”
Emperor Qianlong nodded, looked down at Princess Hejing, and looked into the distance: "Let's drive!" Respectfully! I'll take you home! ”
Princess Hejing hurriedly jumped up: "Obey the order of Emperor Ama, thank you Emperor Ama!" Only Huang Ama knows her daughter's mind best, and she knows what I want with one look! ”
Immediately, Emperor Qianlong smiled kindly.
Ning Xun cursed in his heart: "You princess ..... wood!" It turned out to be your bad idea for the emperor! ”
Xiuxiu on the side covered her mouth and laughed.
Ning Xun immediately watched the big family prepare to drive home: "Emperor Qianlong!" You may not know the current situation, I'll send you back. ”
Emperor Qianlong looked back at Ning Xun in confusion.
Guohe received Ning Xun's instructions.
Suddenly, the style of painting changed suddenly, Emperor Qianlong was lying in the palace, standing beside the stunned Princess Heshen and Hejing, behind him were the princes and the three thousand beauties of the harem, the imperial doctor touched the pulse of Emperor Qianlong, and his hands trembled violently in an instant, crying: "Emperor Qianlong has died!" ”
Immediately, there was an overwhelming wail of grief in the palace.
Princess Heshen and Princess Hejing stared at each other in disbelief.
Emperor Qianlong coughed twice and suddenly did it in front of everyone: "Bold! Who the fuck died! ”
The queen who was kneeling behind her immediately got up angrily: "Drag this quack out and behead me!" ”
The imperial doctor looked incredulous: "Empress! Emperor! Wronged! You did die just now! ”
"Ling Chi! Gotta be late! The treacherous He Shen continued to mend the knife.