Chapter 47: I Pee Too! I escaped!
"Okay, it's strange that you were unlucky to be born in this world, otherwise how many more episodes would you live?" Ning Xun didn't look at He Shen after speaking.
He Shen's eyes rolled and shook his head: "What does little brother Tai mean?" I don't understand at all, can you tell me what these iron bulls and huge tall houses that fall from the sky next to me are? ”
Ning Xun thought for a while and said: "Maybe you went to the wrong set, you can settle your destiny, hurry up and find the emperor, the emperor will naturally die if you hang up." ”
He Shen felt that what Ning Xun said made sense, and then said goodbye and rode away.
Ning Xun looked at He Shen's back, thinking about this person's treachery and sensitivity, if he got along with him for a long time, maybe he would really be calculated.
Looking at the horse sitting under Heshen's buttocks, it was a high-quality thousand-mile horse, and the price was very expensive at first glance.
Not far away, Ning Xun saw the unit that had lost his armor and was holding a cold weapon before, and left after him dozens of meters away from Heshen. As he walked, he shouted weakly: "Kill the intruder!" Lawfully kill on sight! ”
Ning Xun saw that this was obviously the reason for not having enough to eat, and thought to himself that Heshen, the dog official, was really a selfish villain, and he didn't care about the life or death of his subordinates.
But looking back, in this chaotic and harsh environment, it is difficult to find something to eat, even if you have silver.
Suddenly, Ning Xun saw three men chasing a woman not far away, and the woman shouted hoarsely: "Help!" Someone! Someone is going to kill me! ”
Looking at the woman's dress, it is completely the dress of the concubine or princess in the court in the TV series.
Seeing the scene in front of him, Ning Xun didn't say a word, and the three flashing techniques suddenly blocked in front of the woman, and then Ning Xun regretted it a little.
The three men in front of him all had guns in their hands!
And there is a large gun that seems to be very powerful, and it feels like a shot can completely beat itself to pieces.
The three men were immediately stunned, took a few steps back, spoke and listened to different foreign languages, and suddenly raised their guns at the same time and shouted angrily at Ning Xun.
"What do you say in bird language? You've lost your money! Ning Xun immediately walked towards the feet of the three men, and the three men reflexively looked underground. Ning Xun immediately flashed and took the woman who didn't know if it was a concubine or a princess back to the table where the fruit core was made just now.
Ning Xun looked at the three men not far away, who were looking around with a puzzled expression as they held their guns.
"You are so jeweled, the three of them should be eye-catching, in this environment, who will not rob you?"
"These are my daily belongings, several of my followers were killed by them to protect me, please save me! The giants ...... "The woman looked pleadingly at the gods of the canons and the elements.
"Damn, I rescued you, you don't thank me, don't ask me to save you, you're ready to hug other thighs when you come back! Look at how small I look? Look at me as a little brat!? Ning Xun cursed in his heart.
Xiuxiu, who has a mental chain effect with Ning Xun, heard Ning Xun's inner monologue, squatting and laughing wildly.
At this time, several men had already found the location of this woman and Ning Xun, and saw several huge figures around them, and they were hesitating whether to come over or not to rob them......
"Okay, boy, it's okay to steal learning, I've lived for more than 7,000 years and I've seen someone learn my exercises at one time."
Naturally, it was the Xuanying God who spoke, Ning Xun touched the back of his head awkwardly and smiled bitterly with the Xuanying God.
Immediately, I saw that the Shadow God flashed to the side of the three men, and the three men were directly caught by the Golden Light Net of the Shadow God without even having a chance to react, still suspended in the air, and the three people who were tightly wrapped in it screamed like three wild boars that had just been caught.
Ning Xun suddenly felt ashamed, although they were all the same moves, but no matter the operating distance. The speed and technical control are more than 108,000 miles behind the Xuanying God.
Bang!
Bang!
Bang! Bang! Bang!
A few gunshots.
Seeing a few sparks appear on the golden light net, Ning Xun was stunned, this net couldn't even shoot bullets.
"Ahh The man in the net wailed, presumably hit by a bullet that was reflected back.
"Bold robbers! How dare you be disrespectful to my Qing Dynasty and Princess Jing! Kill me! ”
Ning Xun looked into the distance, and was surprised to see that the unkempt He Shen who had lost his black gauze hat came back, and roared as he pointed at the three ocean-faced men who were subdued by the Xuanying God in mid-air.
After loading X, He Shen rode a horse and ran quickly to Princess Hejing: "Princess! Are you frightened? What about the Emperor? ”
"Hey! I said Heshen! You're really good at an afterthought, you just hid in a dark corner and watched, right? Ning Xun said disdainfully.
He Shen got off his horse and said after making a fight with the princess: "Little fairy! According to your instructions, I went to the emperor just now, and I happened to see this scene, so I led the officers and soldiers back. ”
"Elder, follow me!" As soon as the eagle girl finished speaking, she flew into the sky, and a pair of colorful wings fluttered their wings and flew high, fanning the dust on the ground.
The elemental god had a mouth full of food and didn't say anything, but flew into the sky and left with the eagle girl.
Everyone present was horrified when they saw this scene.
Princess Hejing was so frightened that she sat on the ground: "Oh my God! Immortal? Flying immortals. ”
The god of the order came over: "Little lady, I can fly too, why don't I take you to fly around?" As soon as the words fell, the Xuanying God dodged in front of the Pawn God: "Get away, Niuzi!" ”
"Hey! I said Xuan Wuchang, can you leave me some gods outside to save some face! The god grumbled like a child.
The Shadow God turned his face sideways to the pawn: "Your face is wide enough, do you still need someone to leave it for you?" Hurry up and get to work! Come on! The Rioters have crossed over with heavy weapons! Immediately, the Shadow God flashed and disappeared.
The god of the order was stunned and wondered: "Xuan don't see? How do you let me follow? Where have you been? You! He immediately looked at Ning Xun: "Have you seen where Xuanying went?" ”
Ning Xun shook his head dumbfoundedly.
As he spoke, the god grabbed a piece of beef with sauce from the table and flew away.
The pictures that happened one after another in front of him stunned everyone, Ning Xun looked at He Shen, and the pants under the official uniform were already soaked.
"This ...... This...... If the Qing Dynasty gets this miraculous skill, it is possible to unify the world! He Shen said tremblingly, and there was a bit of a eunuch tone in his tone.
"Frightened! And what princess? Ning Xun helped Princess Hejing to get up.
"Thank you...... Thank you, little fairy! As she spoke, she felt dizzy again, and she almost fell down again, but Xiuxiu, who was already standing beside her, hurriedly supported her.
"Hey, I made a mess of Gao Yang last time and went crazy in the movie, this time it seems to be retribution, I'm going crazy, maybe I'll get a bomber again!" After Ning Xun finished speaking, he looked at the unicorn finger in his hand in a daze, and then a black shadow in the sky flew over his head and disappeared for a while, Ning Xun looked at Xiuxiu in a daze: "What should you do?" ”
Xiuxiu was just about to speak, when she heard a voice from the direction where the black shadow flew away in the distance: "Xuan is missing!" Where's your mother? Come out for me! ”
"Stop fighting!" Ning Xun looked at the golden net where the Xuanying God trapped the three men in the distance, and shouted with sparks.
"Is it your ability to be armed and slashed in a cage, defenseless and resistant?" Ning Xun's words made the officers and soldiers under Shen stunned in place.
"You're counting the shallots! Little Bunny! There was a discordant cry of doubt from the crowd.
Ning Xun frowned and smiled bitterly: "Who said that?" Come out! ”
I saw a tall man pacing out of the crowd.
"Do you think I look like a green onion?" Ning Xun said coldly.
He Shen hurriedly ran over and pointed at the officers and soldiers who were talking: "You don't want to fucking die!" Go back! ”
The young man then listened to He Shen's angry shouting, and took two steps sideways into the crowd and went back.
Ning Xun glanced at He Shen angrily, and then turned his head to look at the man who spoke: "Did I let you go back?" Come out! ”
"No ...... without an order from the man," the man shouted.
Laughter erupted from the crowd.
"Ahh What is it! ”
Before the man finished speaking, he had already flown into the sky.
Ning Xun grabbed the collar of the man's clothes in mid-air: "I'll tell you!" I'm from another world to help you put things down! If you dare to provoke me again, I will send you to the underworld to be a soldier, do you believe it? ”
"Ahh Little fairy! I knew I was wrong, I knew I was wrong. A stream of yellow liquid poured from the man's crotch in midair.
The officers and soldiers below immediately fled as if they had to run away, and some directly threw their weapons and hats and fled along the urethra: "Ghost! I quit! ”
He Shen panicked when he saw the soldiers and soldiers in front of him fleeing in all directions, trembling his hands and shouting anxiously: "Come back, give me back, the deserter caught me on the spot!" ”
Ning Xun suddenly let go of the man in the air, and the man fell heavily to the ground from a height of five or six meters: "Ah! My bones are falling apart! ”
One, two, three. Four. Five...... Ning Xun counted the deserters who were captured, and looked at He Shen: "How to deal with the deserters?" ”
"Spare your life with your lords! The little fairy spared his life, we were scared just now, and we really didn't want to run for our lives! ”
"yes, I'm peeing my pants too! Look, look! One of the officers and soldiers, who was kneeling on the ground, pointed to a large patch in the crotch of his trousers.
"Enough! Shut the fuck, who hasn't peed their pants! I pee too! Did I escape? He Shen said awkwardly by example with a righteous face.
"And my lord..... and my lord, spare your lives, we are not as well-informed as you......" another deserter begged.
Ning Xun waved his hand: "Okay, I'm angry, everyone get up, follow me, I'll help you find Emperor Qianlong!" ”
"Thank you, little fairy!"
"Thank you, little fairy!"
The deserters kneeling on the ground kowtowed in thanks.
He Shen looked in the direction of Princess Hejing: "Hey! The emperor has been with the princess and the guards just now, and it has been lost for two hours, I don't know how the situation is now! ”
Ning Xun shook his head: "It's okay, didn't you lose it with the royal guards?" As far as I know, the martial arts of the guards who can protect the emperor by his side must be good! ”