Chapter Eighty-Eight: Flower Picking and Thieves Have Few Flowers

The man was now riding on a tall horse, like a wandering vendor.

The "seller" was high up, slanting his eyes at the sloppy young man in front of the horse, to be exact---- a sloppy girl wearing men's clothes, carefully holding a ceramic jar in his arms, his eyes were not half respectful to himself, full of disdain and snort.

Li Fangyao lit the horsewhip, and Yiqi instructed: "Little peasant girl, where are you going this time?" ”

Mingyue looked behind Li Fang, there was only one entourage behind him, that is, he always followed behind him to call Li Xiaowu, not as many as when he was hunting that day, Mingyue felt a little calmer, stretched out a finger, and bent at Li Fang.

Li is so angry, how dare you, a little peasant girl, let General Ben dismount to see you?

Li Fang stalked his neck and straightened his waist, still sitting on the tall horse, and I didn't move.

Mingyue pursed her lips, turned around disapprovingly and went in the opposite direction, there was a momentum of escaping, Li Fang was in a hurry, and chased after him with a horse, Mingyue turned short and turned into a miscellaneous alley. There are bamboo poles, baskets and other objects in the inside, and the riding of horses is greatly hindered.

Li Fang was so angry that he had to raise his legs and dismount, threw the reins of the horse to Li Xiaowu behind him, and asked him to wait at Zhenweifang first, while he stepped up his steps, and after a while, he caught up with Mingyue.

At this time, Mingyue was also turning around and walking back and forth, because there was a dead end behind her, Mingyue was annoyed that she was drunk and even her sense of direction was not sensitive, and she looked back groggily and saw Li Fang staring at herself with her waist crossed.

Mingyue smiled again and bent her index finger in the direction of Li Fang.

Li Fangsheng was afraid that Mingyue would play some tricks again, so he naturally approached and said angrily: "What's the matter?" ”

Mingyue shook her head and said, "It's okay." ”

Li Fang raised his eyebrows and glared, "It's okay, what are you bending your fingers at me?!" ”

Mingyue grinned coquettishly, curled her fingers again, and said, "General, I just beckoned you to ride a horse first, but I didn't expect you to misunderstand, and chased after you here....."

Li Fang's face changed immediately, and he actually smelled the strong smell of wine between the girl's lips and teeth in one breath, and said with great displeasure: "The peasant girl doesn't look like a peasant girl, drinking, hunting, looking at the spring palace map, all of them are done, but they don't embroider to be a female red." ”

Mingyue grinned and said: "It's better than a general without a general, stingy, irritable, flirtatious, do everything, just don't defend the country and protect the frontier." ”

Mingyue didn't want to entangle with him, and wanted to bypass Li Fang and go out of the dead end, but Li Fang stretched out his hand and reached out to grab the porcelain jar in Mingyue's hand.

This is what Mingyue got in exchange for two hundred taels of net worth, so that Li Fang could succeed, and as soon as he twisted his body, the person turned three hundred and sixty degrees like a loach, and suddenly went around to the outside, and walked away.

Mingyue's idea is good, she ate wine today, and her movements were naturally a few points slower than usual, and Li Fang suddenly pulled her collar and pulled it back like a sheep, due to inertia, Li Fang hit her body and planted it, almost fell, and was busy with a horse step, and steadily held Mingyue in her arms.

Li Fang's face was almost close to the tip of Mingyue's nose, and he said word by word: "Little peasant girl, you have angered me." ”

Feeling Li Fang's heavy breathing, Mingyue's face involuntarily turned into a seductive pink, pink like apricot blossoms blooming at the beginning of spring, red as red cherries at the end of summer, delicate as red apples in autumn, and warm as winter charcoal.

Li Fang was overwhelmed by the girl's sudden blushing face, just like if you concentrate on catching a fierce tiger or a disgusting mouse, only to find out that the other party is a cute little flower cat or a sultry little squirrel, no matter how fierce the hunter is, you can't do it.

Li Fang stood stiffly in the alley like this, squatting with a horse, half-embracing a black-faced girl in men's clothes in his arms, feeling the softness and slenderness of the small waist of the person in his arms.

After only a while, Li Fang felt that his body was stiff, and his sweat soaked through his clothes, and he was most tired of his old waist, which was only as good as the night of the candles in the cave room on the night of marriage, and the most culprit in his arms had already issued an even satisfactory breath, sleeping soundly, and his mouth full of wine was facing Li Fang's nose.

Li Anxin was unhappy again, just pretending to be a woman, why should he still drink? Where is it like a woman? Where is the woman? Uh, occasionally it's still like that.

The man's hand moved unconsciously, pinching the girl's waist, why is the waist thick and hard? It was as if it were silver, and when I picked out the inside of the silver, it was slender and soft like a woman...... The eyes unconsciously twitched, and the pink earlobes looked like a woman's...... The white neck is also like a woman...... And that one is like a woman, nay, not like a woman, but more like a woman than any woman......

Mingyue was drunk, and was chased by Li Fang, the wine surged up, and she fell asleep in a groggy state, and when she was sleeping, she suddenly felt that someone was scratching her waist and eyes, which was the location of the laughing hole, and then the ears were numb and itchy and were blown by someone, but the breathing was getting heavier and heavier, and finally it was out of rhythm, like a tsunami blowing into her ears, thinking it was a little trick that Mingyang played with her every day, Mingyue couldn't help but laugh and said: "If you make trouble again, I'm going to beat your little ass." ”

Li Fang was scorched by a sudden sentence, looking at the girl's half-slender and half-calloused little hands, and thinking of the girl's heavy hands like a hammer, he actually guessed in his heart that he was beaten "little fart" by the pain, whether he was more happy or unhappy.

Thinking about it, the breathing was even heavier than just now, as if the former was more than the latter, and when he raised his eyes and saw Mingyue's black face, Li Fang was thundered by his own thoughts, and felt that he was actually "teased" by such an ugly little peasant girl, and he was just willing to be happy and dreamy, it was too abnormal, too embarrassing for him to be a merry man's face, so he pushed Mingyue's delicate body outward like a hot potato, and Mingyue fell into a pile of gorgeous and solid butts when he landed.

Mingyue was woken up by the fall, and when he looked at the tea jar in his arms, he remembered that he was not dreaming at home, but fighting with the "flower less", fortunately, the jar in his hand was safe and sound, he stood up with the dust on his body, raised his legs to continue the previous story---- and continued to walk out.

Li Fang was unhappy again, holding on to his stiff old waist and numb legs, and said unhappily: "You don't have anything to say?" ”

Mingyue replied with an inexplicable look: "Major General, let's start from the beginning, we have met three times, the first time, because you were riding a horse to hurt me, and you were rescued, you ate my 'tofu', I smashed your tofu, the so-called success is also Xiao He, defeat is also Xiao He, we are even; This third time, I walked my way, you just followed, you pulled me, and held me again, look, it is still Xiao He who succeeds, Xiao He who fails, and Xiao He who is defeated, or who is flat. ”

Li Fang was stunned by what Mingyue said, as if it was really like that, the bad debt between the two, it was really me with you, you with me, I couldn't figure it out, Li Fang, who had always been arrogant, lost his face, and was even more annoyed by what he had just thought, and said angrily: "It's not even, it's never even, because I'm an official, and you're a citizen." ”

Mingyue's little face was so angry that she shifted her position, yes, why did she forget, this is an era of unreasonableness and only power, what are you doing with this person to waste so many brain cells and spittle stars? If you encounter it, just run away!!

Mingyue walked up to Li Fang with a depressed face, bowed respectfully, and said with a smile like a flower: "Young General, the people's daughter is here to apologize to you!" ”

Do you want to do it again? Show weakness before running away? There are no doors!!

Li Fang stretched out his arms arrogantly, and his long arms blocked the alley tightly, gritting his teeth and saying, "Who is Xiao He?" You only said a few words, but you mentioned his name six times! ”

Mingyue felt that her face was instantly cracked into countless cracks, and sure enough, the brain circuit was different, obedient and didn't listen to the point, didn't pay attention to who was right and who was wrong, but paid attention to who was Xiao He, could it be that she wanted to talk from Xiao He Fuzuo Liu Bang to establish the Han Dynasty until Xiao He killed Han Xin? I can't tell how many twists and turns will evolve.

Mingyue rolled her eyes, and then said as if humble, lowered her eyebrows, and said: "Xiao He is the fiancΓ© of the people's daughter, who went north six years ago. ”

Li Fang inexplicably gave birth to a sullen breath, especially the little peasant girl's appearance of a small family that could not see the world! On the Yushu wind, General Ben may not be as good as Wei Zhixing; In terms of outstanding martial arts, this general is not as good as King Qi Chuan, but in terms of heroes who are brave and good at fighting and defending the country, except for his father General Zhenguo and Li Xian, who was awarded the title of Marquis, which one of the Great Qi States can compare to him Li Fang!!

Li Fang's blood was boiling, his eyes were as wide as copper bells, and he was so frightened that Mingyue's gall was extinguished several levels, and he took out a dagger from his arms and placed it across his chest, looking cautious.

Li Fang's brows had already wrinkled into a Sichuan character, staring at the dagger word by word and said: "Since General Ben's dagger is in your hand, you must have seen that pheasant, and you ...... fate if you offend General Ben."

I was about to scare Mingyue with the "bald, ant, and broken-necked chicken", but the little peasant girl had already torn open her voice like a broken gong and shouted: "It's rude! Help me!! The flower thief 'Hua Shao' reappeared in the rivers and lakes, and caught the imperial court rewarding 500 taels of silver!! Come on!! Catch 'less flowers'! ”