Chapter Eighty-Nine: Hugging Your Thighs at a Critical Moment

In Li Fang's stunned effort, Mingyue jumped in front of Li Fang like a leopard, and wanted to drill under Li Fang's armpit as soon as she was short.

Li Fang has experienced a lot more big battles than Mingyue, and he has a lot of experience, saying that it is too late and that is fast, he instinctively grabbed Mingyue's chest, grabbed his chest and remembered that he was more like a woman than a woman just now, and couldn't help but pause, Mingyue had already drilled through like a shovel, spread his legs and ran out of the alley.

Li Fang reacted quickly, performed light skills, and jumped behind Mingyue in just one leap, wanting to repeat the old trick and grab Mingyue's neck collar again, but he was greeted by white powder in the sky, such as the first goose feather snow since the early winter, covered his face and sprinkled with foreign energy, not only hair, eyebrows, eyelashes, but even nostrils, ear holes, mouth, etc. Where is there still the appearance of "less flowers" just now!!

Li Fang spat twice in a row before he cleaned the powder in his throat and roared angrily: "Little peasant girl, I will definitely catch you!" Heavy sentence for you!! Throw ten thousand pots, be punished, burned, and kill your fiancΓ© Xiao He, so that you will be a widow for the rest of your life!! Li Xiaowu, you will die for me!! Recruit Li Jiajun!! Lockdown !! ”

Listening to Li Fang's incoherent words, Mingyue was really afraid, no matter how fast her two legs were, she couldn't get faster than a horse, and her body involuntarily slipped back to the nearest Zhenwei Fang, and she saw Li Xiaowu and Li Chengyue in a hurry outside the door of Zhenweifang, Mingyue's head was so low that she almost fell into the dust, and turned around and went up to the second floor.

Go up to the second floor, listen to the voices in the private room with your ears, there are all kinds of disturbing sounds in every room, there are little ladies singing, there are vulgar men who make wine orders, and scholars who are red-faced and red-eared to talk about the times, but the innermost room is quiet, the needle can be heard, Mingyue's face is happy, and she quickly pushed the door and flashed in.

Before he could stand still, a sword light was as fast as lightning and struck at the door, Mingyue was short when he landed, rolling on the ground like a lazy donkey rolling to the corner of the wall, the sword followed like a shadow, stabbed three times on the ground, and finally attacked Mingyue's neck.

said that it was too late, and in a hurry, Mingyue had to hold up the dagger in her hand to block it, although the palm of the tiger mouth was shocked, but she finally blocked the blade of the sword and temporarily saved her life.

When I raised my eyes, I saw a person holding a sword, a sturdy and honest man, or an acquaintance, that is, the big man behind Wei Zhixing---- Wei Lai is also.

Mingyue secretly snorted her bad luck, sneered, continued to hold the blade to block the sword with her right hand, raised her left hand and waved it gently behind Wei Lai, and greeted Wei Zhixing behind Wei Lai with a peach blossom face: "What a coincidence." ”

Wei Zhixing's brows were thick and deep Sichuan characters, and he was about to scold a few words, when Li Fang's turbulent and thunderous voice came from outside the door: "Say that Lao Tzu is a flower thief!" I think she's the whore!! Go catch it!! Dig three feet into the ground and catch it!! If you can't catch Lao Tzu, you will have Cheng Hongluo's black veil on his head! Can't catch Lao Tzu...... ”

Li Chengyue was beside him and only ordered the arresters to close the city and search the alleys, but he made a mistake when he issued the wanted warrant, and cautiously asked for instructions: "Major General, what is the name of the wanted criminal on the wanted warrant?" What are the characteristics of his appearance? Where do you live? What was committed? What are the tools for committing crimes? Who are the victims? What's the reward? ”

Li Fang glared impatiently and said, "Fourteen or fifteen years old, male, no, it may also be female; The black face may also be painted, and the size is up to my shoulder, and it may live in the county or the countryside; The crime was committed ......"

Li Fang couldn't say it anymore, no matter how he said it, it didn't seem to be good for him.

If the other party is guilty of the crime of injury, and the victim is himself, wouldn't he tell the world that he, the major general of the town, was beaten by a thief, and the tools used to commit the crime were a piece of frozen tofu and a bunch of powder? It is estimated that the big teeth of the whole world will laugh off.

If the other party commits a crime of adultery and evil, and the victim is himself, wouldn't he tell the world that he, a merry boy who is in the world, has been "romantic" by others, and the method of flirting is to 'beat the little ass', and it is estimated that the jaws of the whole world will laugh off.

In fact, there is another reasonable and reasonable charge, that is, the other party stole his dagger, and he originally left the dagger on the tree with this purpose, but now, even if he is angry again, he doesn't want to simply take the dagger back from her.

Li Fang took a deep breath, let out a long sigh of relief, suppressed his anger and said: "Wanted a man who joined the army in Chaoyang County in Northern Xinjiang six years ago, surnamed Xiao Minghe, accused of 'great disrespect', with the name of Emperor Taizu in his name, and those who provide important clues will be rewarded with a thousand taels of silver." ”

The corners of Li Xiaowu's eyes couldn't help twitching, Young General, you want to add a crime, what trouble is there no word, Emperor Taizu with the word "He" was three years ago, that is, sixty or seventy years ago, if you commit taboos, you can't even speak with any "He" word, just now Li Zhutou said seven "He" words in a row, do you have to arrest it? The most important thing is that in the Northern Xinjiang camp, isn't it in your Major General's own territory? Let Chaoyang County help you want?

Seeing that Li Chengyue was also embarrassed, Li Xiaowu made a face to him and waved away Li Chengyue and the others, only then bowed his head and comforted Li Fang flatteringly: "Young General, rest your anger and anger, Lord Wei is here, you rest for a while, reminisce about the old days, and the little one will arrest people." ”

The bamboo curtain door was pushed open with a "bang", and Mingyue drilled under the table with a "whoosh" like a loach, although blocking the thick table curtain, Mingyue still nervously hugged Wei Zhixing's thighs tightly to prevent Wei Zhixing from kicking her out with an unhappy kick, and was directly put by Li to "catch turtles in the urn".

Li enlarged the horse and sat on the embroidery stool beside Wei Zhixing, who had always been in the wind with a jade tree, quite elegantly picked up the back robe, and then shook the front robe quite chic, like a famous actor in singing, this time it was bitter Mingyue, there were sachet balls hanging on the robe, which were mixed with several kinds of flower refining essence, and there was a lot of clams left on it, which was ferociously poured into Mingyue's nose at a tsunami-like speed, and suddenly it was itchy and uncomfortable, and the sneezes were stuck in the sinuses and were eager to erupt.

Mingyue covered her mouth, her face was flushed, her hand hurriedly reached into her arms to find a handkerchief, and she took out a hollow, she should have lost it in the runaway, she couldn't bear it, she grabbed Wei Zhixing's white robe like snow, covered her nose in a ball, and sneeze came out immediately, just as the shopkeeper entered the house to add wine cups and bowls to Li Fang, which could hide the sound of "Ah Chirp".

Mingyue secretly breathed a sigh of relief and took off Wei Zhixing's robe, which was not only covered with folds, but also hung with a large strip of shiny snot, which looked so abrupt and eye-catching on the white robe.

Mingyue panicked, and hurriedly wiped the snot with her hands, completely forgetting that after a day of running around on her hands, there were still the red of kimchi, the white of the powder, and the color of the earth. That's too ......

The helpless Mingyue looked at the colorful robes, and then thought about the clams that died in less than ten minutes after she arrived, Mingyue could foresee her fate with her toes, and you can imagine how Wei Zhixing's poker face of Huang Shiren was cold to him.

As the so-called lice don't have to worry, dead pigs are not afraid of boiling water, Mingyue is worried but not worried, the sound of the two people pushing the cup and changing the lamp on the table has become a lullaby, and the wine is surging, and he hugged Wei Zhixing's thigh Meng Zhou Gong again.

Besides, Wei Zhixing on the table, first he was suddenly hugged by a girl's thigh, and the man with the deep-rooted idea of "men and women don't kiss", from his cheeks to his ears, from his fingers to the tips of his toes, all turned into a drunken pink, not to mention how beautiful it was.

Because he couldn't stand on his legs, when Li put him into the house, Wei Zhixing had no choice but to make an arrogant expression, pour himself a glass of wine, raise his neck and drink it all.

Li Fang originally came to follow Wei Zhixing, and took advantage of the Mingyue Rebellion to enter the room with a thick skin, and he had long expected that Wei Zhixing would not welcome him, so he also replied with an arrogant expression, gently lifted his robe, and then shook it down, like a general sitting firmly in the military tent.

After Xiao Er put the wine cup, Li Fang took the initiative to pour a glass of wine for Wei Zhixing, filled it himself, raised the wine cup and saluted: "This little Chaoyang County has clear mountains, beautiful water, and more beautiful people, which has aroused the Yaxing of Lord Wei Leshan, Xiangshui, and appreciating the beauty, it is really the blessing of the rising sun, and it is gratifying." ”

Wei Zhixing did not pick up the wine cup, at this time he obviously felt that his robe was being pulled back and forth by Mingyue, which was extremely uncomfortable, but for some reason, he replied indifferently: "The mountains are not clear, the water is not beautiful, the people are beautiful, it is the benevolent and the wise are wise, General Li has just issued a wanted warrant, this Chaoyang County is afraid that the people are not good, the land is not good, and the people are really poor." ”

Li Fang nodded approvingly and said: "I don't know if I can't get out of Diao, but Diao women are ten out of ten." After speaking, he pointed to Wei Yan who looked depressed and said, "Wei guard, I heard that Humble Jing is from Chaoyang County?" You have to be good**, do you need the little five to help you? ”

Wei Yan looked at Xiao Wu's gloating appearance, and his heart was even more panicked, and then he thought that General Li Shao was asking for his own Lord Wei, and enthusiastically grabbed Xiao Wu's shoulder, that eager look, like a brother of the same mother, and said with an earnest face: "Little Fifth Brother, you have married the lady of the main room, let's discuss, how about you take back as a concubine?" The dowry is yours! That expression, how heroic and heroic it is, if Xiao Wu asks for a "big table", his ancestral house will be presented with both hands.

Xiao Wu hurriedly shook his hand and said: "Brother Wei, this kind of joke can't be made, Mrs. Sister-in-law is angry, the consequences are very serious, if you sit down, you will be seriously injured if you don't die, Xiao Wu is weak and can't afford to ......"

Wei Yan's face turned black as soon as he landed, and Li Fang, who was even darker than his face, suddenly remembered what a certain woman said about "beating a little fart", and thought of the dumb loss he had just eaten, and his mood fell to the freezing point again.

The master was unhappy, and his subordinates were naturally the first to feel it, Li Xiaowu felt that there was wind on the back of his neck, and there were bursts of ice blades, and he couldn't think of any words that angered the master, so he had to glared at Wei Yan fiercely, and stretched out his hand to push Wei Yan away with an arm.

The two stood behind their respective masters, as if it was an illusion that the two brothers who had just stood together were good and a family.