"Fat senior, are you not afraid of being checked for driving without a license?"

When I saw this scene, I couldn't help laughing, and said that this fat monk is bold enough, and the road on the highway is strictly checked, and he dares to drive on the highway without a certificate, isn't this obviously looking for trouble?

"I have a certificate!" Wenren Bodhisattva said seriously, and also found the driver's license from the car, and showed it to us.

"Really?" I was stunned.

Wenren Bodhisattva smacked his lips, probably remembering the phrase "monks don't speak", pressed his throat, and said in a voice as thin as a mosquito: "Fake." ”

"Who taught you to drive?" I couldn't help but ask.

"An old abbot of the three eastern provinces." Wenren Bodhisattva said embarrassedly.

Hearing this answer, I was indeed a little surprised, these bald donkeys have a very rich spare time, and they are learning to drive and apply for fake licenses, and they are living a wonderful life than me!

As soon as I woke up, Chen Qiuyan and the others came over, you asked me how I felt one by one, if there was anything uncomfortable from head to toe, don't hide it, it's best to say it all.

While they were shushing me and asking for warmth, they looked at Miao Wuren with hostility, and the atmosphere was very strange.

"It's not uncomfortable, it's just a little sleepy." I laughed, and paid great attention when I spoke, for fear that one of them would accidentally provoke the flames of war again.

As soon as they heard me say this, Qibao and they also looked extremely disappointed, nodded and said that it would not hurt, just get in the car and sleep, or they will be home in a short time.

The answer I gave them at the time was false, and it could not be false.

There is a conflict with Miao Wuren, it is obvious that we are not reasonable, the old man often says to take a step back and open the sky, I think it should be the same.

If you mess around with Miao Wuren like this again, maybe that old guy will have to do it again, even if you don't make a mess against us, it's not a good thing for him to hold a grudge.

As the saying goes, if you are not afraid of thieves stealing, you are afraid of thieves, so that Miao Wuren will remember

I muttered here, looked at the bandaged wound on my arm, and my heart was hairy.

Don't offend Miao Wuren, this time I can remember the lesson.

This old thing has been staring at us since the incident with Rengua, and it was not until this time that he seized the opportunity to give us a shadow

If it weren't for the Bodhisattva who heard about it to come and reconcile, I would definitely have turned into a meat ticket and tied up this old guy.

"Oh yes!!" I suddenly thought of something, and subconsciously shouted at Miao Wuren: "Senior Miao!" Didn't you keep an eye on us all the time? Why didn't you do it when you went to Wangshan Village?! ”

Miao Wuren had a cigarette in his mouth, glanced at me, and said impatiently, "What do you care about me?" ”

"He's the same as your grandfather, with a knife mouth and a tofu heart, your matter is so complicated, can he be ruthless to you?" Wenren Bodhisattva seemed to understand this matter quite well, and said with a smile.

"Knife mouth tofu heart?" Qibao shrunk his neck and whispered, "King Kong tofu, right?" ”

"What do you say?" Miao Wuren turned his face and threw over with an eye knife: "What tofu?" ”

Qibao shrunk his neck again, as if he had been forced to become a prostitute, and said unwillingly: "Tender tofu!" That's it! ”

Miao Wuren didn't want to worry about him, snorted coldly, and sat in the car without talking.

Wenren Bodhisattva didn't have ink, so he jumped into the driver's seat very skillfully, and after starting the car, he waved at us and motioned for us to follow.

This time it was not Chen Qiuyan who was driving, it was Qibao.

Compared with Chen Qiuyan's high-and-low driving skills, Qibao is more stable, at least he won't swoop down and start one by one, and then soar straight in the mountains for eighty miles

"Lao Shen, don't be polite when you go back, go directly to the old man to complain." Qibao seemed to be losing his temper, and when he said this, his expression was not so serious, and he looked very angry: "There are so many of us, I don't believe that we can't handle a Miao martial artist!" ”

"Don't talk about these useless things." I sighed: "If you want to be a Miao Wuren, even if Wenren Bodhisattva and my grandfather join forces, I don't dare to say that I can do this unscathed." ”

As soon as the words fell, I shook my head, and only said that it is better to settle the grievances than to settle them, it is best if this matter can pass like this, and this big trouble will be solved without blood, so we don't have to worry about it in the future.

"Fuck! What a grievance! Shippo slammed the steering wheel, and the horn went off instantly, startling me.

"Do you know that it is forbidden to honk horns in the mountains! You just can't."

When I said this, I instantly stopped the rest of my words, looked at the gold rings on Qibao's right hand, and asked him tentatively: "Have you made a fortune on a dog day?" ”

"yes." Qibao nodded, and said very calmly: "These rings are all taken from the dead people, and there is no owner, so it won't be in the way if you take them, right?" ”

"On a dead man?" I was stunned: "On those monsters in Mao'er Village?" ”

Qibao smiled and said No, not only did I bring so many gold rings, but also gold necklaces and gold watches, all of which were in my bag, and we will start to divide the spoils when we go back!

"The village is so poor, where do they have the money to buy these luxuries?"

"The people they eat don't have to be poor." Qibao said quietly.

"Yes," I nodded, and said funny, "You're also a money junkie, and you're really a thief." ”

"If you scold Lao Tzu again, Lao Tzu will swallow it alone." Qibao said angrily: "Even if Lao Tzu is a thief, he is also a real thief." ”

A thief?

In these years, those who pick up gold rings from dead people are considered thieves, and what kind of thieves are those animals who touch bags at the train station? People steal from the living! It has to have a certain amount of technology!

"Hey, old Shen, you told us about pretending to be a ghost and entering the village, how did you get in?"

"It's a long story."

Maybe it was because I slept on the back of Chang Longxiang, and when I sat in the car and chatted with them, my whole mental state was different, and it was not much different from when I was not injured in the past.

In this chat, we talked directly until the afternoon, found a place to stay and ate something, and then continued on our way.

It wasn't until about ten o'clock in the evening that our car slowly drove into the downtown area of Chengdu, and when we arrived at the pharmacy, it was also eleven o'clock and almost twelve o'clock.

The old man seemed to know in advance that we were coming back, and before the car stopped, I saw him standing at the door of the pharmacy and waving at us.

When I first got out of the car, Chang Longxiang and Chen Qiuyan both wanted to support me, but I didn't dare to let them hold me.

If the old man sees me like this, he won't be distressed to death?

In that case, even if there is a Wenren Bodhisattva to reconcile with me, it is estimated that he will have to fight with the Miao Wuren!

"Master! Have you eaten? I pretended to be nothing, and walked over to him with a smile: "How has the business been in the past two days?" Still have time to go out and play mahjong? ”

The old man didn't squeak, he didn't look at others, he stared straight into my eyes, looked at me for a while, and then began to glance from top to bottom.

"Boss, are you injured?" The old man asked me.

"Don't worry, sir, I'm not seriously injured." I nodded: "Those villagers in Mao'er Village are all alive, I just suffered a loss when I fought with them, that's why"

"Fart!" The old man scolded: "You rabbit cub obviously let the qi fall back like this!" ”

"Yes" I was a little weak-hearted, but I didn't dare to show it, and whispered: "Those villagers are not easy to deal with, and I got up to get rid of them." ”

"The unjust will eat your qi, and the living will eat your qi, these are two concepts."

The old man said, tilting his head slightly and glancing at the jeep of the Wenren Bodhisattva.

"I'm just fucking saying how do you smell of bugs, so you old thing really has your eyes on us?! Don't you feel ashamed to rush to a posterior? ”

After being scolded for these two sentences, Miao Wuren looked a little embarrassed, not like he was angry, it seemed that he also felt that this thing was not very good-looking

"Stop!!"

Hearing this, the Bodhisattva shouted, pulled the car door and rushed down, his movements were extremely agile, and he was directly between the jeep and the old man.

"Dragon elephant, little donor, you two are ready to fight." Wenren Bodhisattva greeted us seriously: "I will watch the Miao donor's side, and I promise that I can't fight!" ”

"What are you doing?" The old man asked him with a frown.

Wenren Bodhisattva thought about it and gave an answer very objectively.

"I'm here to make peace with the mud."