Afterwards, Chang Longxiang said that the strength of the Bodhisattva should be far superior to his.

No matter how hard the stone wall of the ancient well is, even if it is an ordinary blue brick, if you want to insert the dagger into it, this is no longer something that Chang Longxiang can do.

The blade and the handle are two different concepts.

The first to be dragged up by Chang Longxiang with a rope was Old Man Zheng, then Qibao, and finally Wenren Bodhisattva.

When Wenren Bodhisattva was dragged out of the ancient well, Chang Longxiang was almost out of breath when he stood on the side, so he relieved himself a little and said directly to Wenren Bodhisattva.

"Let's lose weight"

As a standard fat man, talking about losing weight with another standard fat man, you can imagine how tired Chang Long is.

"I'll try my best" Wenren Bodhisattva also looked a little embarrassed, and kept sneering: "The main thing is that I drink water and grow meat, otherwise I would have become a young man in the turbid world."

"Can we not be poor-mouthed" Qibao threw the cloth bag to me, sat on the ground weakly, and panted vigorously: "With your tonnage, you have to pay attention to jumping into the well in the future, this time it is my fate!" ”

Qibao originally respected the Bodhisattva very much, and he also paid attention to all kinds of etiquette when he spoke, for fear of angering this fat monk and leaving a bad impression on him.

But now he doesn't seem to care about that.

was left behind by the number of seven treasures for a while, and the Bodhisattva was not angry, but apologized very embarrassed, and swore that he would definitely lose weight when he went back, and it was the dog who didn't lose weight!

"What if you can't lose it?" Qibao asked tentatively, "Will you go out for a run every day to lose weight?" ”

As soon as he heard this, the Bodhisattva suddenly looked at him left and right, and did not dare to answer.

I didn't pay attention to their conversation, and after a few casual conversations, I opened the cloth bag and took out the nuts to look at.

A strange fragrance suddenly came to my nose.

As Old Man Zheng said, these nuts are only half the size of ordinary peanuts, the skin is extremely smooth, it seems to be a little oily, and it is also bright red, which is particularly eye-catching.

The aroma they emitted is not particularly tempting, but it is stronger than all the nuts and dried fruits I have ever tasted!

"Peel one and taste it." Shippo leaned over and looked at the nuts with great interest.

"Let's go back and talk about it," I whispered, "I don't know if these things are poisonous or not, if you eat one and poison you to death, your family will not be allowed to play with me?" ”

Hearing this, before Qibao could refute it, Wenren Bodhisattva opened his mouth first.

"It's not poisonous, don't worry." Wenren Bodhisattva said: "These fruits are called cave mud seeds, the villain is fine when he eats them, and the adults are even more fine when they eat them, and they also have the effect of strengthening the body!" ”

As soon as the words fell, Wenren Bodhisattva raised his hand, wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth, and pretended to say casually: "This kind of fruit is rare, I haven't eaten it, I heard that it tastes very good!" ”

"Come on, let's divide the points by one of us, even if it is a chivalrous act as Lei Feng, God will reward us."

As I spoke, I handed out a handful of nuts to everyone present, and except for the two villains who were tired of eating nuts, everyone else grabbed a handful and began to eat them.

For a while, the sound of our "swallowing melon seeds" echoed in the woods, and the crisp sound of clicking reminded me of the mahjong parlor that the old man frequented

I have to say that these nuts are really delicious, they are much more flavorful than melon seeds and peanuts, and the more you eat them, the more addictive they become.

"If I knew it was so delicious, I should have let the two of them move more." Chen Qiuyan sighed, grabbed three nuts, and put them in his jacket pocket.

"Do you keep it as a souvenir?" I asked amusedly.

"Take it back and do some research." Chen Qiuyan said: "There is no record of this nut in the book, but this is a big discovery!" ”

"Just say you picked it up in the woods, lest you get into trouble." I whispered a reminder: "You don't want to say it, but the people above are not necessarily"

Chen Qiuyan glanced at me and said that he was not stupid, so he still had to worry about this kind of thing?

"Brother, I'll carry you, it's better to let me carry you!" Chang Longxiang said, walked up to me in a few steps, and moved his hand without waiting for me to refuse, and directly carried me on his back.

Although I have a good face, to be honest, it is really comfortable to have someone on my back.

In addition, Chang Longxiang's body is relatively "fat", his back is not only broad, but the meat on it is particularly thick, and it is like leaning on the sofa.

Chen Qiuyan also noticed this when she walked beside me, patted me on the shoulder, and whispered, if you are sleepy, you will sleep, you are injured like this, there is no need to be reckless.

"Okay, then you guys pay attention to what's going on, call me"

Fight with those monsters in Mao'er Village, and then pretend to be unjust and sneak into Mao'er Village, and finally play with Miao Wuren

All these troubles were piled up in the same night.

To be honest, it's a miracle that I've been able to hold on until now.

Compared to the old man, I am just a junior who has just entered the industry, even if I have learned a lot of skills, how many times have I really practiced?

Before that, I had only done three jobs with the old man, Wufu, Rengua, and Wangshan Village.

Except for these three practical experiences, the rest of the time I spent was just deducing in my head, and like fighting a war, it was completely on paper, and it could not be compared with practice at all.

In our line of work, the less times we practice, the weaker our own ability will be.

No matter how rebellious the Dharma school of one's own cultivation is, even if he has learned countless mystical methods, it is impossible to compare with those gentlemen who have been working for many years.

That's why I say it's a miracle that I've been able to hold on until now.

Leaning on Chang Longxiang's back, I slept soundly, as if I was sleeping at home.

Chang Longxiang's back is wide and soft, and it can be as good as a mattress.

I don't know how long I slept until I heard someone start scolding the street, and then I slowly woke up.

"You're going to fucking force me to do it, are you?!" Miao Wuren's scolding was extremely angry, I don't know how he was stimulated, that tone sounded even more irritable than when he did it with me.

In the next second, the laughter of the Bodhisattva sounded: "Master Miao, I'm not forcing you to do it, I'm discussing with you, let's"

Before he could finish speaking, Miao Wuren scolded again: "Discuss a fart!" You didn't even get a driver's license! Dare to drive me? Don't you really take my life seriously?! ”

"Believe me, monks don't speak." Wenren Bodhisattva coughed twice, and asked him a little embarrassed: "I drove all the way by myself, what else do you have to worry about?" ”

Hearing this, I also sobered up a lot, and when I opened my eyes, I was sitting in the car where I came, and there was another jeep parked not far away.

Wenren Bodhisattva must have come in that car, right?

This is also true, for him, the ordinary car space is too sin to sit in, let alone drive.

"Fat senior, you dare to drive out without a driver's license, this is bold." Qibao gloated and stood aside to smoke, looked at Wenren Bodhisattva, and then looked at Miao Wuren, that kind of expression, it was obvious that he wanted to fan the flames and let the two of them do it.

It is estimated that Qibao still has a grudge, that is, the bottom of the well was knocked into the wall as a mural, and this animal should not have forgotten.

Seeing the excitement on his expression, he almost shouted, "You two don't move your mouth, hurry up!" Whoever wins is justified! ”

"Okay, I'll believe it."

Miao Wuren frowned, as if he had compromised, pulled the car door and sat in the back seat, and directly in front of him was the driver's seat.

"If you drive in an accident, I'll definitely get you to get it first and then jump out of the car."

"Master Miao, believe me, no accident will occur as slow as I drive as slow as I want." Wenren Bodhisattva smiled and said, "Buddha cultivators drive slowly, you just need to remember this." ”

"Why?" Qibao asked curiously.

Miao Wuren snorted, spat out the car window, and scolded.

"Because those who practice Buddhism don't kill!"