Yan Wushuang smiled, drank his own wine, and asked, "Do you know why I am a policeman?" ”

I joked to liven up the atmosphere: "Eliminate harm for the people and be a superheroine." ”

The smile on Yan Wushuang's face was even better, but I was inexplicably sad to watch.

She said: "My sister is not so noble, and my sister is not so capable. You may not believe it, but my original intention and ultimate goal as a police officer is only one, to send him to prison with my own hands! ”

I was dumbfounded and looked at Yan Wushuang stupidly.

Facing this beautiful girl in the sky and the earth, for the first time, I suppressed the impulse in my heart and the evil fire in my lower abdomen, expelled the desire in my mind, and looked at her quietly and objectively.

She doesn't have three heads and six arms, she's only three years older than me, she's just a girl, she wears a mask, she opens her teeth and claws, she dresses up as a woman to protect herself, but she is weak and fragile inside.

What kind of bitterness does this girl carry and what kind of painful memories does she have?

Yan Wushuang laughed at himself, handed over a bottle of wine with a big grin, and said, "What are you doing in a daze?" Don't talk about these unhappy things, come, drink! Whether you can hold the beauty today depends on how many bottles you can drink. ”

I took the bottle and poured it down.

I don't know how to comfort her, but I'm impulsive now, and I want to protect her: "Sister, forever and ever, I'm by your side." ”

Yan Wushuang laughed, she patted me on the shoulder, laughed and burst into tears, she said, "Little fool, don't make trouble, let's let my sister be a person who has nothing." ”

I said anxiously, "How can you have nothing?" You at least have me. ”

Yan Wushuang: "If you're joking again, I'll take it seriously." ”

Me: "I'm not kidding! ”

Yan Wushuang said: "Okay! I'll go home and steal the household registration book, and let's go get the marriage certificate. ”

I was full of black lines: "Sister, I haven't reached the legal age for marriage yet." Let's drink and get you drunk, and I'll cook the raw rice first! ”

Yan Wushuang laughed and said, "Okay, continue drinking." ”

We were like crazy, desperately pouring wine into our stomachs.

After drinking a box, we helped each other to go to the bathroom to pee, and the drink was already unclear, we were in a cubicle, Yan Wushuang took off his naked buttocks, and I didn't have the heart to tease.

The two of us talked a lot of nonsense.

Vaguely, we seem to have talked about how Sun Wukong and the White Bone Spirit snapped, and we also debated whether O~Bama and Ultraman were brothers, and we also talked about which planet Ma Yun came from......

Yan Wushuang told me that she had a dream the day before yesterday, dreaming of the future, in the future, I was as fat as a pig, and she couldn't bear my weight when I pressed on her, not my center of gravity.

I told her that I made an agreement with Jiang Yuhan, and Jiang Yuhan agreed to be my daughter-in-law for two million within half a year.

……

When I woke up the next morning, I was lying in my hotel bed.

I was wearing a nightgown, the sheets were messy, and there was a faint fragrance filling my nose, which was the smell of Yan Wushuang's body.

She's gone!

I'm the only one......

I patted my head so hard that I couldn't remember what had happened last night.

Did something happen?

I vaguely remember that Yan Wushuang and I came to the hotel, and I pressed her under my body......

But I don't think I'll do anything next. I just lay on top of her, pillowed on her chest, and slept beautifully.

I pulled open my nightgown and carefully inspected my little brother, except for carrying the flagpole, there was nothing unusual, and the body of a boy should not have been so lost.

The phone rings, Sister Beauty's.

Everything seemed to be a dream, and Yan Wushuang recovered the wildness of the female man: "Good brother, was it cool last night?" Ten times a night, I almost killed everyone! ”

Me: "Come less!" It's been more than ten times, and it's only ten o'clock in the morning. We drank until five in the morning last night. Five hours, I got you ten times? After getting it ten times, I can still have a pillar in the morning~ Optimus? ”

Yan Wushuang: "Hey, hey...... Little bastard, you can't lift your pants and not admit it! ”

Me: "Hey, admit it!" Then you have to admit it! Anyway, we've already had that kind of thing happen, so we'll do it again in the evening. ”

Yan Wushuang: "You want to be beautiful!" ”

Me: "Sister, you're really unkind." Hang my appetite to the fullest, drunk me, and don't spoil me, like words? ”

Yan Wushuang was amused and giggled: "Okay, okay, my sister originally planned to have a chat with you in the morning." But unfortunately, there was something temporary in the bureau, and it was more urgent, so I withdrew first. Let's wait for next time......"

Me: "When's next time?" ”

Yan Wushuang: "Hmm...... Don't be in a hurry, it must be the nearest one. When the time comes, the old lady plans a more exciting place......"

I didn't feel angry and asked, "What?" Coming up on the bus once? ”

Yan Wushuang: "Hey, this is a good idea, it's worth considering." ”

Me: "So what do I do now?" ”

Yan Wushuang: "Look under the pillow, my sister left you a gift." Haha, take it and masturbate, okay, don't talk about it, I'm out on a mission! ”

The phone hung up, and I opened the pillow, and underneath that, there was a thin and sexy lace black panties.

Belch......

It's still original!

Imagine the scene last night, when my sister undressed in front of me, I was dizzy with excitement.

What's more, drinking is really wrong, and I missed such a great opportunity.

I pinched my panties and was depressed.

Just then, the phone rang again.

Daoist Jia: "Little brother, where's it?" I'll pick you up. ”

There is still business today, although it is just a formality, but he received five million from Jiang Shanlong, no matter what, he is going to fool around.

Speaking of money, I suddenly remembered that my money box was still in Yan Wushuang's car. But it doesn't matter, put it in her place, I'm a hundred at ease. First of all, people who are so rich definitely don't care about me. Secondly, the relationship between Sister Meiniu and me is like this, more than two million, can you still throw it away to me?

I gave the address to Daoist Jia.

Half an hour later, Daoist Jia came in a car.

I thought he had money and would change to a good car, but it turned out to be another broken Santana.

I was angry and asked, "This car is a twin from yesterday?" ”

Jia Daoshi sneered: "It's still the one from yesterday, I found someone to repair it, and it can still be driven!" ”

I wanted to kick it over on the spot.,Sister.,It's not ladylike to meet someone.,Is this a monkey invited to tease?

At half past eleven in the morning, I came to Jiang Shanlong's house.

He greeted him far away, respectfully.

When he saw us, he bowed and thanked us, and then he bowed three times and bowed nine times.

He said that Jiang Xiaobao had woken up last night and was in much better spirits today.

Daoist Jia looked serious and said, "Then you still need to say?" My junior brother has lost almost all of his Taoism, so it's no wonder that he is not good. ”

Jiang Shanlong accompanied the smiling face, thanked Dade, and welcomed us into the villa.

There is not so much nonsense, Daoist Jia and I both want to end it quickly and leave quickly.

In the courtyard, Jia Taoist laid down the altar, the god and the Taoist, wearing a yellow robe and a golden crown, holding a floating and sinking, on the left side of the altar is a copper coin sword, on the right is a peach wood sword, all kinds of magic weapons are readily available. The water of the Lechuan River is replaced with mineral water, with a little dust added to it and a few drops of black dog blood. The zombie tooth is the tooth of the black dog, the black and white impermanence of the tip of the tongue, which is also the blood of the black dog.

A black dog that solves all the troubles.

Daoist Jia was jumping around like a big goose in the courtyard, and I was idle and bored, sitting on the stool that Jiang Shanlong moved out on the side.

At this moment, a little boy with a tiger's head ran down from upstairs. This little boy is Jiang Xiaobao.

Jiang Xiaobao came down to see the excitement, but when he saw me, he was suddenly stunned, and even hid behind Jiang Shanlong a little timidly, he pulled Jiang Shanlong's sleeve and whispered: "Dad, this brother is dead!" ”