Chapter 134: Pretending ~ Forced
One of the things that Lao Tzu likes to do most in his life is to pretend to ~ force!
One of the most annoying things in Lao Tzu's life is that others pretend to be ~ forced in front of me!
I'm racking my brains here and fantasizing about which posture and which position to use with my beautiful sister later, but at this time there is a tease to find trouble.
Isn't this a special need for repair?
I looked at Yan Wushuang, and she was smiling and drinking, obviously to see how I performed.
Beauty is current, at this time, how can I coax?
I squinted at the group of people in the distance, well, it was scary. And then what about eggs? I'm not a vegetarian either. With the "Qishu Ghost Sutra" in my body, I have a hundred ways to make these people unable to survive and die.
Well, that's a bit too harsh.
But a lesson, it is necessary.
Without saying a word, I grabbed a bottle of wine and dried it directly on the head of the thing.
I was stunned by this thing!
Blood was running down his head, and he was fierce enough, and instead of flinching, he stood up and wanted to fight back.
How can he be able to fight back?
If you fight, you have to be afraid, and when he sees you, he will hide and go. The momentum is ethereal, but it is definitely a magic weapon to save life.
This principle was learned when encountering wolves in the mountains, if you hit and run, you will definitely be dismembered. You hold a wolf and beat it all the time, and you can't recognize it when you beat it, and if you run away with a wolf howling and screaming, the others will scatter in a hurry.
I grabbed another bottle and it on his head again.
The thing staggered, fell to the ground, covered his head and scolded: "You are dead!" ”
Dead?
With a cold face, I grabbed the stool and began to smash him frantically, the wooden stool was smashed, and I was still smashing it with two stool legs. The thing finally fainted. I dropped the leg of my stool and let out a pleasant breath, staring coldly at the group of people who were hurrying this way.
The one-eyed dragon in the lead had a calm face: "Brother is ruthless enough, who is the bastard?" ”
Me: "Fuck you up, fuck off!" ”
The two bald heads were immediately ready to rush up.
The one-eyed dragon waved his hand and stopped them. He smiled and said: "I'm Chen Kui, a friend on this street raises love, calls me Brother Kui, and my friend's eyes are very angry." ”
I raised my wrist and looked at the brand that was a string of watches in English, given by Yan Wushuang.
I said, "It's 3:29 a.m., less than 3:30 a minute short." You've got a minute to get out of the way with this fainted shit. ”
The one-eyed dragon squinted his eyes, one eye like a poisonous snake, staring at me deadly: "Little brother is really crazy! ”
I didn't even look at him, my eyes kept on my watch: "Forty seconds left!" ”
Chen Kui: "Brother at least have to report to his family, I left so gloomy, I won't be able to mix in Rouge Lane in the future." ”
Me: "Thirty seconds left!" ”
Chen Kui's face was pale, he took out a cigarette, and the bald head next to him immediately lit a lighter and leaned over to light it.
Chen Kui: "Hehe, little brother, if we don't leave, what are you going to do today?" ”
Me: "Five seconds left!" ”
Chen Kui snorted coldly, waved his fingers, and seven or eight big men under his hands immediately rushed up.
I have already secretly drawn the "Ten Thousand Ghost Talismans of Taiyin Mountain" in the palm of my hand, and today, if I don't beat this group of social moths who bully the weak and fear the hard into pigs' heads, I will really be sorry for the people, and for the party and the country......
But at this critical moment, the shopkeeper ran out.
The owner of the shop is a middle-aged man in his forties, ordinary, slightly fat, with a smile on his face, typical of being kind and making money.
He ran over with a smile: "Brother Kui, Brother Kui stop first and give me face." ”
Chen Kui snorted coldly: "Boss Zhao, your face can't reach the sky." ”
Boss Zhao smiled and pulled Chen Kui to the side, and whispered: "Brother Kui, my face is worthless, I know this." But did you see the girl who came with the little brother? She's a police officer. ”
Chen Kui frowned and said, "What's wrong with the police?" Can the police hurt people casually? Acting impartially and hurting my brother, I am justified in this matter. ”
Boss Zhao: "Hehe, Brother Kui, there is one thing I have to say today, I am saving you." You are reasonable, but in front of some people, you are unreasonable. ”
Chen Kui: "Hehe, Boss Zhao, I'm not scared. ”
Boss Zhao: "Brother Kui has courage, righteousness, and sticks a knife in his brother's ribs, we all know this." But that girl's surname is Yan, you have to weigh it carefully. ”
Chen Kui was stunned: "Surname Yan?" ”
Boss Zhao: "The only daughter of the king of Hades, the pearl in the palm of your hand!" ”
Chen Kui stumbled and almost knelt down: "Paralyzed, I said how familiar I looked just now!" ”
He hurriedly trotted over, slapped on the bald head that was eager to do it, and then respectfully bent down and came to Yan Wushuang: "Miss, the big water has washed the Dragon King Temple, and the small ones are all up to Boss Yan to eat, and today I don't recognize you, please be sure to dissipate your anger." ”
Yan Wushuang didn't look at him, and said lightly: "I don't come here often, and I don't get involved in my father's affairs on weekdays, so it's normal for you to recognize me." Fuck off! ”
Chen Kui thanked him for his kindness, and instructed his subordinates to drag up the unlucky guy who fainted, and left in a panic like a lost dog.
That's power!
I pretended to be forced, but this force was not happy at all.
I smashed two wine bottles, and I said a lot of nonsense, but I couldn't afford Yan Wushuang's words to get out.
I vowed to gain a firm foothold in Xiyang City, and one day become the hidden dragon in Jiang Yuhan's mouth, the lying tiger, instead of being a monkey jumping up and down.
But today, I sadly found that I was still a monkey, and I thought it was very stylish and brilliant, and in the eyes of outsiders, it was all funny.
How long does it take to step from my world into Yan Wushuang's world? And how much does it cost?
Yan Wushuang smiled and asked, "Good brother, what's wrong?" Haven't you ever had fun beating someone? ”
I asked, "Sister, what the hell does your dad do?" ”
Yan Wushuang: "Raise flowers, walk birds, go downstairs in the morning for morning exercises, run six kilometers in the afternoon to go to the park to play chess with a bunch of old men, in addition, it is to play golf and fish." ”
I was a little stunned: "Gone? ”
Yan Wushuang: "Yes, it's gone!" ”
Me: "Sister, can you not fool me?" can make Jiang Wenchuan jealous, can scare these hooligans into a fart, can have a popular nickname "Hades", to say something you don't like to hear, he will be a good type? ”
The smile on Yan Wushuang's face was gone, a pair of beautiful eyes looked ahead, very empty, sighed, and said, "Yes, he is the most bastard bastard in the world!" can kill his wife, you say, is it better than a beast? ”
I was stunned and didn't know how to comfort me.