Chapter 18: Wait for Me
After leaving Ella's house, Xiao Ye's mind was extremely confused.
While carefully observing, don't lead the zombies to the neighborhood, and rush home. While his mind was in a mess, he was thinking about Ella.
For two months, I have carried three little things that can't speak and don't have so many fancy intestines. With them, you only need to meet the three aspects of food, survival, and evolution, which is very difficult, tiring and simple. Although Ella is just a person, an ordinary person who has never evolved at all, she is still a human being!! But Ke Fei is different, Ke Fei's IQ is equivalent to that of a teenage human child, and Xiao Ye firmly believes that even if his son can have an adult IQ, he will never betray himself.
People are different, Xiao Ye is not a conspiracy theorist, and there is no persecution paranoia. But in addition to being a comic and a writer, he also studied psychology and has a psychological counselor qualification! He has learned all kinds of relationships between people, the relationship between people's feelings, the evolution of thoughts, and other compulsory courses. Although it is not as good as distinguishing loyalty and treachery at a glance, it is still possible to know whether the other party has mental illness through dialogue.
Xiao Ye has already preliminarily analyzed the cause of Ella's various neurotic behaviors, a series of apocalyptic shocks, loneliness in the past two months, despair and other negative emotions have led to a psychological collapse. On the premise of desperate desire and need for a savior, in order to protect himself, in order to keep himself from going crazy, the subconscious mind planted a psychological suggestion for himself. That is, the prince and the knight in the fairy tale that her mother told her since she was a child, will definitely appear and save her. This strong hint that supported her was fermented, and gradually became her creed, and there would definitely be a prince and knight to save her from the sea of suffering.
Naturally, Xiao Ye, by accident and without other choices, became the knight she fantasized about, that is, everything she could live.
Here's the problem, this dependency will be very unstable, good and bad will be two extremes!
The good thing is that Xiao Ye will be wrong, become her knight, become her creed, become everything to Ella, the heaven of Ella, and the god of Ella. Don't say that in the days to come, pouring tea and passing water, warming the bed and stacking the quilt or something, this is all drizzle, even if she is trained well, it is ...... to treat her as a slave, uh, this is too evil, Xiao Ye only dares to YY, I really can't do it.
Hurry up and recite a few words of the mantra of purifying the heart: 'Nan no Amitabha, don't tell my wife. ’
The downside is that Ella will be blackened at any time, yes, blackened! Don't think that this situation only happens in movies and TV dramas and anime novels! As for what will trigger her blackening? Xiao Ye didn't know, and no one except Ella could know. At least for a short time, Xiao Ye had no way of knowing. Because the root of this problem depends on where Ella's blackening point is.
Maybe the knight can only protect her as a princess, as long as this knight who is supposed to be exclusive to herself cares a little more about others (including Ke Fei and Little Thrush), she will trigger. This trigger point depends on how jealous Ella is.
Maybe it's because knights can't be careful, knights can only have one wife, and fairy tales don't all have one princess. This trigger point depends on how possessive she is.
Maybe the knight can't treat the princess badly, and he must do his best for the princess and obey her words. This trigger point depends on how serious Ella's princess illness is, not to mention that Ella may not have it, she definitely has, almost all modern women have it, but the severity of the treatment is not serious. If not, she, the imaginary knight, would not have appeared.
And so on......
Maybe neither, maybe there will be.
Xiao Ye's most rational approach is to stay away......
Well, whatever he wanted to do with Ella, the princess. When he returned home, he had to deal with the things that gave him more headaches, and he released the thrush sisters as soon as possible, fed them to eat and drink, and happily let them peck and jump on their heads, venting their frustrations that had been held in the box for most of the day.
Sure enough, it was a headache. In fact, these two are the real little public acts in Xiao Ye's heart.
Taking advantage of the fact that the little princesses had enough to play and were willing to eat with peace of mind, Xiao Ye pulled out his wife's rucksack and packed the most urgently needed things into the rucksack one by one.
The Thrush Sisters had to be picked up safely on this trip, so they couldn't bring too much, at least not to affect flexibility. A worm jerky, a waxed bird, two cans of milk powder, a dozen cigars, an outdoor first-aid kit, an escape route plan, a computer hard drive, these must be taken away, and finally there is still a little gap in the schoolbag, and the ghost sends a bottle of wine into it.
There are a lot of useful things left at home, such as inflatable rubber boats, moisture-proof mats, tents, outdoor tableware stoves, and outdoor water purifiers, which are not needed for the time being.
Kiss...... I've decided I'm moving to Ella's house. She called me to her, hehe~ She also looks very individual, she is the type I like, are you afraid? Even if there is your son supervising me, I'm afraid I can't help but eat it! By the way, I suddenly thought of a very bloody plot, I got on her and then went to you, and then you showed up and came back! Ahhh And then there are all kinds of love triangles! Palace fighting drama! All kinds of abuse! What's the plot about? Will you come and play with me? Please!!
finally invited the two thrush boys into the backpack, and of course there were all kinds of unwillingness to fly and peck on the way. Fortunately, the little thrush deliberately avoided the wound on Xiao Ye's head when he was making trouble, but it also messed up his short hair like a bird's nest. In the end, I was tired of playing, so I obediently jumped into the black backpack by myself.
Xiao Ye was afraid that they would hold it inside, so he used a fruit knife to open a few gaps in the backpack in front of him to breathe, so that the little thrush who left home for the first time could see him and feel at ease.
With a small thrush on his chest and his wife's backpack on his back, Xiao Ye was entangled for a long time when he passed by the pet store from afar, whether to pick up the black axe. Finally, after thinking about it, the safety of the little thrush is the most important, so I couldn't help but go. What if the pet shop is really a monster farm, and how many more are spawned? What if the pet zombie army thinks that Xiao Ye is going to steal the base and comes back to guard the house?
When he returned to Ella's door in the evening, he froze on the spot when he saw the impatient Ke Fei and the collapsed Ella through the iron gate.
The hand holding the key didn't move for a long time, go in? Don't go in?
If you don't go in, leave here with Ke Fei, and leave her to fend for herself, becoming a zombie is her best and most unfortunate result. If it was her luck to become an evolutionary, even if she would hold a grudge against herself, even if she would always want to kill herself in the future. At least admit it, the enemy and the enemy are clear, and you don't always have to think about those intrigues to prevent where to put them. At most, let her point under the condition of self-preservation, hoping to resolve it, but if it doesn't work, I'll kill it when the time comes. I've been almost so many times, are you still afraid of a little girl?
Enter, slowly observe as previously planned, gradually treat her mental illness, let her return to normal, return to self-reliance. Can these ideas still work?
If she really became an evolutionary, she asked herself why she had evolved. Do you want to tell her everything? Tell her that she can evolve by drinking the blood of the Evolvers and eating the flesh of the Evolvers? Could she have evolved into an Evolutionary Hunter? Will you always want to eat yourself in order to evolve? If she knew that eating Evolver would only be most effective the first time, would she have thought about eating Ke Fei? Eat a little thrush?
Strength corrupts people......
Go in and kill this ticking time bomb now?
Xiao Ye finally inserted the key into the keyhole, and slowly... Twist the key slowly......
Let her evolve first, and then kill her?
The iron door was slowly pushed open by Xiao Ye......
Boiled, made into jerky, and made into evolutionary food for himself and his sons?
Thinking of this, Xiao Ye bit his lip fiercely......
Is it that I am also starting to have mental illness? Do you really have persecution paranoia? The end of this dog's day......
Bent down and gently picked up Ella, being careful not to crush the two little thrush princesses in her arms. Send her back to the bed step by step, put down her backpack, close the doors and windows, and release the little thrush.
First boil water and soak a few glasses of milk, and let Sanxiao drink it by himself.
First, he wiped the blood on Ella's face with a wet towel, and then took a spoon and fed her one bite at a time.
Fortunately, the crooked fruit girl will swallow it herself in a daze, and there is no such beautiful dog blood plot that needs to be fed mouth-to-mouth, which is a pity......
You can't have a harmful heart, and those dark and heavy-mouthed things should wait for the opportunity to write them into your own novels that no one reads......
After feeding most of the glass of milk, Xiao Ye found that Ella had fallen asleep, and a pair of white hands had been tightly wrapped around his waist for fear that he would run away as soon as he let go. Looking at Ke Fei, who had been monitoring him under the bed, he smiled helplessly, poured the rest of the milk into his mouth, and gently stroked Ella's long golden wavy hair.
Kiss...... What to do? Suddenly there is a feeling that you are taking care of you when you are sick and have a fever, it is the feeling of being in love, what should I do? I'm starting to get a little immersed in this feeling, I really want to act, I'm afraid I'll make the fake come true, and I can't control how many I remember......
Slowly, Xiao Ye also closed his eyes......
"Afraid ~ Afraid ~ Hungry"
"Crawl ~ Climb ~ Hungry"
Who else can make such a nice and cute sound, except for the two thrush boys?
Xiao Ye opened his worried eyes, looked around a little dazed, and looked at the bright sunlight outside the window. After thinking about it for a while, I remembered that this strange, girly room was Ella's home.
Yesterday, I probably suffered a lot of injuries because of the first big fight, and I was too tired to run around. So after drinking that glass of milk, I fell asleep like that. Oh yes, I'm still holding ~ I was held and fell asleep.
"So cute......" Ella's weak voice came from Xiao Ye's arms.
Xiao Ye really didn't know when she went from sitting on the edge of the bed to half-lying on the bed, and she didn't know when Ella was in her arms, and her hand was still naturally on her emaciated waist.
Xiao Ye was a little pleased, and looked at Ella who was talking a little weakly, and asked, "Are you awake too, are you better?" Receiving a nod from Ella, Xiao Ye touched her smooth forehead and found that her body temperature had indeed dropped. As long as she has passed the ten-day, eight-day rebirth period and the weakness period, another evolutionary is born.
I didn't expect that I would also become Tang Seng one day, of course not because he was handsome!! It's just that his blood and flesh will evolve when eaten, and will be coveted.
Xiao Ye lightly pointed to his waist with his empty left hand and said, "Can you ......?"
Ella looked in the direction he was pointing, and her white face instantly flushed a lot, and even her body temperature rose again.
Before Xiao Ye could understand what the situation was, he heard Ella say in a very small and shy voice: "I~ I'm still very weak, can you wait until I'm better to ......?"
"What?" Xiao Ye was stunned again, what the hell? What do you need to wait for? What to do when you're ready? I just want you to let go of your hands and I'm going to make breakfast for everyone. How is the brain circuit of this crooked fruit girl structured? How can you always say something that makes you inexplicable? In the past, I used to make puns on myself and make others faint, when did I become stupid?
Ella thought that he was unhappy again because he rejected him, and hurriedly remedied: "I, I can use my mouth, but can I ask you to be gentle?" I haven't tried my mouth ...... yet."
"Stop!! Say no more!! You are mistaken!! Xiao Ye also found out what the problem was, he pointed to the arm around his waist, and what people saw along his finger was the little night that would stand up high every morning, and the academic name was 'Morning Erection'!! After some tossing, it is more energetic, and it has the momentum of breaking out of its pants, so prominent, no wonder people will misunderstand.
Xiao Ye covered her face helplessly, shouting in her heart, I'm really not a pervert!! looked at his feet with a weak heart, fortunately, Ke Fei was not smart enough to understand such a vague language exchange. A thought suddenly sprung up in my heart, Ciao, since you have positioned me as a pervert, it is better for me to be wrong if you say so......
Finally, I silently recited many sentences in my heart: 'Nan no Amitabha, don't tell my wife.' I finally suppressed the depraved thought of 'broken jars and broken' in my heart, and explained to Ella that I just wanted to make breakfast, not in a hurry to roll the sheets with her.
Hey? Why the hurry? What's the matter if you're not in a hurry?
That's what Ella should have thought, so she hugged the giant teddy bear and stuffed her head into it, and said lightly: "Wait for me~~"
Hearing this, Xiao Ye almost fell to his death.
This crooked girl is really ...... Is...... Too open...... That's great.
A few kilometers south of Xiao Ye's location......
A zombie wanders aimlessly through the street, not lying in a dark corner like a normal zombie, waiting for food to appear. It flipped around as it went, occasionally looking up at the sky, as if it was looking for something, waiting for something.
In addition to its strange behavior, its appearance is also a little different from that of ordinary zombies, his body is not as shriveled and scarred by two extra wind and sun as ordinary zombies, his dark skin is a little elastic close to that of a living person, his muscles are stronger and more knotted, and even his eyes are more agile.
Finally, in his constant churning, a giant rat hiding in the garbage heap was alarmed, and in a panic, he wanted to escape to the shadows and continue to hide.
It's just that the zombie's eyes suddenly flashed with a glimmer of light, like a bulldozer knocking everything over, pounced on the rat, caught it, and then devoured it like swallowing the black bird that fell from mid-air......