The fourth day after meeting Ella.

"Ah!!h A super high-pitched scream came from the restroom, from Ella.

Ke Fei lay on the ground and glanced at the bathroom, then retracted and continued to tease his sisters who were bouncing on his stomach with his paws. He was very dismissive of Ella's performance, who hasn't evolved? Who hasn't lost hair, teeth, claws (nails), what's the fuss.

Xiao Ye came out of the kitchen with a large plate of cut luncheon meat and two salted eggs, frowned and said, "Don't call it, don't call it, haven't I told you many times?" This is a necessary stage of the first evolution, and it will grow back in two days. And no matter the hair and teeth that grow new, they will be better and more beautiful. "Ella has gone through the most difficult and torturous stage, during which Xiao Ye stayed by her side to take care of her, comfort her, and help her survive.

Ella wrapped her bald head in a towel like that of an Indian San, and her hands were still covering her toothless mouth, and she came out of the bathroom and asked, "Really?" "The pronunciation of the crooked fruit girl is a little awkward, and now she is still whining when she speaks, and she can't hear it clearly if she doesn't listen carefully. After two days of the most bloodthirsty and weak, she woke up today and finally regained some strength and was able to get out of bed on her own. Compared to the original Xiao Ye, who relied on her own perseverance, will, and sons to support her, she was much luckier.

Xiao Ye set the dishes and chopsticks, and said a little impatiently: "Why are you lying to you?" You'll know in two days. Come over and eat, don't be crooked, believe it or not, I'll give Ke Fei all the meat to eat. ”

When she came to the table, she asked again, "Will it really be prettier?" ”

Xiao Ye stretched out his arm and handed it to Ella: "Really, really~ Look at my hair, look at my skin, it used to be very poor, with clogged pores and dandruff." How good and smooth it is now, people are ten years younger. How do you think I look like a man in his thirties? After he finished speaking, he suddenly had a feeling that he seemed to have the potential to be Amway, how capable of fooling.

Ai stretched out his hand and touched it: "It's quite smooth pores and tighter than mine, and I'm in my twenties, but it's so dark~" Finally, he nodded and shook his head......

Xiao Ye rolled her eyes: "Please, I'm dark-skinned because I'm a yellow race, okay?" Isn't your grandfather also a yellow race, even if he is whiter than me, I also have a healthy complexion, bronze, not black, understand? "In fact, Xiao Ye's complexion is naturally darker, there is no way, DNA cannot be changed by evolution. In order to change the topic, he propped up the corners of his mouth with his fingers and said, "Look, I didn't have tiger teeth before, how beautiful they are after evolution." ”

Sure enough, the crooked building policy was successful, and Ella said happily: "It's good-looking, I like it so much, I want to grow a tiger tooth like this." ”

"It's not up to me to say this, do you want to eat it?" This crooked girl is really ...... It's so cute...... I want to slap her to death.

Ella grimaced, and then sat sideways opposite Xiao Ye, picking up a spoon in one hand and eating porridge with the other. After drinking the porridge, he put down the spoon, and then changed it to a fork and forked luncheon meat, and then put it in his half-hidden mouth. That posture, that action, anyway, I don't want Xiao Ye to see my ugliness.

The more she was like this, the more awkward Xiao Ye felt, and finally couldn't help but say, "Can it be delicious?" Can you not be so good, I feel uncomfortable. ”

"What does Dong Shi mean?"

suppressed the urge to smoke her to death again, and told her as if coaxing a child, and then explain the idiom story to her after eating, so that she could finish a good meal. Of course, Ella is still eating like Dong Shi, and only Xiao Ye herself has changed. Ella's attitude is the same as what he said to the trolls when he wrote the book: 'If you like it, you can watch it, if you don't like it... Go out and turn left. ’

After eating, Ella kept pestering Xiao Ye to explain to her what Dong Shi Xiao Feng was. Xiao Ye spent nearly thirty minutes, quoting scriptures and explaining the difference between ancient Chinese and modern vernacular. finally explained it to her clearly, and the crooked fruit girl with a brain circuit that was different from ordinary people actually asked him with great interest, there was a story about Fan Li and Xi Shi.

Xiao Ye was lying on the large terrace basking in the sun with a cigar in his mouth, and on his stomach were two little thrushes who had eaten enough to enjoy the afternoon sun with him. Seeing that Ella was interested, she was a little on the verge of collapse due to the ugliness of evolution, and told a story about Shih Tzu and Thrush on a whim.

Xiao Ye was originally a writer, and his eloquence was very good, and before the end of the world, he often used the stories he wrote as bedtime stories and told them to Zhang Xue.

Crooked Guoniu was really fascinated after listening to it, and pestered him to continue to listen to more stories of Fan Li and Xi Shi......

Xiao Ye is willing to tell her stories to pass the time, going to Kyushu to rent a car and not charging Tang has been delayed by her for so many days, and she must make all preparations today and start tomorrow.

Ella, who was rejected, was not angry, covered her face and sat next to Xiao Ye, who was looking at the plan, stroked the two little princesses who had already reached her hands and said, "The little cuties don't have names yet, let's change their names!" With a name is family. ”

Xiao Ye pushed her away with a look of disgust and said, "No." He said categorically, without even explaining why.

After getting along for the past few days, Ella also has a lot of understanding of Xiao Ye. finally believed that Xiao Ye was not a big pervert who wanted to take advantage of her at any time. At most, he is a coward who likes to take advantage of himself when taking care of himself, secretly looks at his proud figure and drools, or can't help but eat some tofu verbally, but doesn't dare to really do anything wrong to himself.

Therefore, now that Xiao Ye is more unkind to her, the more interested she is in this 'handsome uncle' who is said to be a round older than herself, but he doesn't look like him. The girl in the United States likes a person and is much more active than the Chinese girl, if it weren't for the current ghostly appearance, Ella would definitely continue to tease him and see his little man posture of enjoying and cringing.

Xiao Ye, who had been thinking about the plan, suddenly asked, "Do you have a battery car?" Bicycles are OK too. ”

Ella was looking at him frowning and thinking seriously, looking a bit fannymph. was suddenly asked, a little bit of a thief was taken aback, and replied honestly, "No." After thinking about it, he added: "I know where it is, why do you want a bicycle?" ”

Xiao Ye thought about it very seriously, and felt that although Ella had Doomsday Syndrome (Xiao Ye named her illness), her brain circuit was different from ordinary people. But after getting along and observing these days, I feel that her inner character is still very innocent, cheerful, and kind. From the fact that she is also very close to the little thrush and Ke Fei, and does not stay away from Ke Fei because she has bitten and killed zombies, these two points prove that she is very caring and understands good and bad. Such a person should be able to fellowship and be trusted. So he decided to tell her about his plan to pick up the car: "Tell me, I want to go from the main road to Kyushu to rent a car, which is faster and safer." ”

After listening to the plan, Ella also felt that it was feasible, and knew that what Xiao Ye wanted to find was a car that could act as a mobile power station, and she was even more excited: "There is an outdoor goods store on the fourth floor, next to the snack shop where I get food, and I remember that there are several mountain bikes hanging on the wall of that store. After thinking for a moment, she added, "But I have a better proposal." At this point, she stopped.

Many people don't have a good temper when they do things seriously, and Xiao Ye is the same, especially when he is thinking and writing, urging: "There is a better way to say it quickly, what is the sale." ”

I don't know why, Ella just wanted to tease him. He pouted his toothless mouth and said word by word: "I~want~award~encouragement." ”

Finally, Xiao Ye raised her head in amazement, looked at the crooked fruit girl with a strange face, and said impatiently: "What do you want?" You said. ”

This obviously perfunctory attitude made Ella very dissatisfied, originally just wanted to say that she wanted to kiss her face, but temporarily changed it: "Mo Mo Da" pointed to the big mouth that was toothless and wrinkled like a seventy or eighty old woman, and the moment she said it, I am afraid that she has forgotten how ugly it is to lose all her teeth, and it is as ugly as a chrysanthemum.

Looking at the Caucasian face in front of him, which had lost all his eyebrows and teeth, Xiao Ye had a kind of chill that Dong Shi was going to collapse in an instant. However, my mind is racing, and my competitive heart is suddenly rising, how can my dignified master lose the face of the Chinese people? Kiss is kiss, who is afraid of whom? Besides, her appearance before evolution is still very attractive, and she doesn't suffer! Closing her eyes, she quickly clicked on her plump chrysanthemum mouth.

Ella was stunned, she thought that the coward would flinch as before, and then explain to herself what he was not a pervert... Unexpectedly... Ah, he doesn't dislike me for being so ugly now, he doesn't like me......

The crooked fruit girl now remembers her 'eating lotus root'......

After Xiao Ye finished kissing, he opened his eyes and saw Ella opening her toothless mouth into a big O-shape, stunned, her face was also red, and she couldn't help but stimulate her again, and said: "It is said that there are no teeth, and it will be very comfortable when you bite it, do you want to verify it?" ”

"No teeth? What to bite? Biting your lip? With what bite? Subconsciously remembered the day when the two of them called for blood, and their faces turned even redder.

Xiao Ye smiled secretly in his heart, let you sell Guanzi, let you be sassy, let you be imaginative, this time I was dazzled by my profound writing art in Great China. Waiting for her to be anxious with interest, he put his head next to her ear and said: "How to write the bite words in Chinese separately, will you?" ”

The air was still for more than a minute, and when Ella finally remembered the pronunciation and meaning of the word Chinese when it was taken apart, she ...... Xiao Ye was sad: "Ah!!! Dumb~~You're a big dumb~Dead pervert~" She first let out a scream with an attack power comparable to that of a shock bomb, and then the whole person pressed on Xiao Ye's body, and her hands slapped and scratched on his head and face.

At first, Xiao Ye felt that the pair of small fleshy claws without nails were quite comfortable scratching herself, and gradually when Ella reacted, she pulled his ears and buttoned his nostrils, and what was even more hateful was that after buttoning her nostrils, she went into his mouth and buckled his teeth...... Huh~~ It's disgusting.

Xiao Ye couldn't stand it anymore, so she controlled her fleshy claws with both hands, and her legs also clamped her feet that she wanted to kick. If it weren't for the fact that she was in the first evolutionary weakness period, she almost broke off her hands, feet, and feet like a reed stick.

Putting on a serious face, Xiao Ye said softly: "Okay, okay, let's have a ......"

Who knew that the crooked fruit girl just couldn't stand his impotent face after eating tofu on his mouth and didn't dare to take action, playing? Play with your sister!! You said just play, and it's over? What do you think of this public lift? Her hands and feet were controlled, and Ella opened her bloody mouth, still thinking in her heart, let you bite ~ let you bite separately ~ see if I bite you to death! One bite hit Xiao Ye's nose, which was also quite big.

A certain philosopher once said that the little tintin is directly related to the nose, which seems to make some sense......

Xiao Ye closed his eyes and felt it, this toothless bite, it was really comfortable. If you don't want to, don't let her teeth...... Hey~~ Become stupid, heavy mouth!

How wrong it is...... Xiao Ye really only dared to say anything more, and he didn't dare to let go of his hands and feet easily, so he let Ella pounce on him like that, and the two pairs of eyes connected by his nose were close enough to see each other's eye droppings, and the heavy snort hit the eyelashes one by one.

This posture is really too ambiguous......

Xiao Ye was anxious to recite the Pure Heart Purifying Demon Mantra in his heart: 'Nan Wu Amitabha, don't tell my wife. ’

With such ambiguity, the prison guard Ke Fei couldn't stand it anymore, so he rushed to the two of them and drilled between them...... Listen to me, let go of my dad, dad is mom's territory, sacred and inviolable!

The little thrushes who were left aside couldn't bear the loneliness, and flew to Xiao Ye's head like a lively one and began to peck indiscriminately.

This family includes birds, beasts, humans, and demons, and there are enough chaotic ones, it can really be described as a group of demons dancing wildly......

It's not easy, it's really hard, and everything is calm.

Ella took the milk, slowly took a breath, then took a sip, calmed down and said: "The property in our community has its own bottled water department, and they arrange for me to deliver water, and they have several battery trucks to deliver water to the residents' buildings. ”

Hearing her words, Xiao Ye couldn't hold his breath: "Is it that kind of three-wheeled battery car?" ”

"Well, it's a three-wheeled one, not their usual golf cart."

Xiao Ye was overjoyed when he got this answer: "Great, where is the bottled water department?" Tell me. "It's not that he didn't think about getting one on the pile of courier zombies in his community before, but because he didn't dare to go even if he found the key. Because the delivery truck parking point in their community is right next to the large 'monster farm' pet shop.

Sometimes it's really not strange that Xiao Ye often has the idea of shooting Ella to death, this crooked fruit girl's brain circuit is really different, I saw her pouting and making a new request: "I want to take a bath." ”

With such a transformation, who would not reach out and strangle her anger?

Xiao Ye rushed out and said, "Believe it or not, I will bite you to death? ”

Ella learns to use: "To divide ~ open ~ bite ~ oh" After speaking, she stretched out her tongue and licked the corners of her mouth.

That image, that charming state~~~ is a big white snake, really demonic......