Chapter 12: The Drama Spirit

The fat man knelt down in front of me, snatched the letter, and began to cry.

I was a little overwhelmed by his sudden change, but such a big man knelt in front of me and cried, I was a little embarrassed to be honest, and I wanted to help him up, after all, he was also like this because of the death of the master, and it can be regarded as his filial piety to the master.

Not to mention how heavy this fat man is, my grandfather and I dragged it a few times, but the fat man didn't move at all, but the more he cried, the more energetic he became.

"Ah, my master, why did you leave so quickly, and the apprentices haven't been able to see you for the last time."

"Ahh......h The apprentice has only been gone for a long time, how can the ruthless King of Yama take you away. ”

"People say that good intentions are rewarded, why did you die so quickly, where is this good reward......

The fat man sat on the ground, and the fat hand slapped the ground and cried out in his mouth.

My grandfather and I looked at him like this, and we were embarrassed in our hearts, especially now that it was still broad daylight, and this was also a bustling commercial street.

"That...... Senior Brother Gu Daozi, you should mourn and change, get up first, Master has already gone to the west of the crane, and it will be useless for you to be sad here. ”

I've never cared much about people, and now I don't know what to say.

Grandpa also stepped forward at this time and said, "Senior nephew, you can have this filial piety, I believe that if the senior brother knows the underground after his death, he will also be very gratified, people can't be resurrected after death, get up from the ground quickly, I think my senior brother is also unwilling to look at you like this." ”

But even if my grandfather and I broke the sky, this fat man just refused to get up from the ground, and he was still crying vigorously, "How do you let me mourn and change, I was raised by my master by my master from a small age with a handful of and urine, I am an orphan, and my master is my father, I haven't seen it for a few years, it's just yin and yang, I ...... I'm so sad, can't I still cry? ”

I admire this fat man very much, he is indeed very filial to Ziyun Zhenren, and he can still have such a reaction after hearing that Ziyun Zhenren died, which can be regarded as a person with a conscience, but his statement of "a handful of and a handful of urine" always makes me feel a little strange and disgusting.

When my grandfather and I heard him say this, we didn't know how to comfort him.

One thing I have to say is that the business of this store is really good, at this time there was a sudden "ding dong" sound outside the door, and I saw three young girls walking in from the outside, these girls were dressed in hot clothes, anyway, let's just say that, under the permission of social morality, they can expose as much as they want.

"Is the boss there?"

Because there are a lot of cabinets to cover up, the girls who just entered the door naturally couldn't see the fat man crying here, and the reason why I was able to see it was also through this monitoring in front of the counter.

Originally, I wanted to help me, the second senior brother who had just met, to temporarily withdraw these customers, after all, seeing that the senior brother was so sad, he should not be in the mood to entertain guests.

However, never ignore the magic of the term "second senior brother".

The fat man, who was still sitting on the ground and crying, looked up at the girl shown on the surveillance, and closed his mouth directly, and the sad expression was swept away, replaced by a lewd smile.

The fat man's expression changed so quickly that I couldn't react for a while.

Anyway, this fat man is also a person with almost two hundred pounds, but his body is quite flexible, at this time, a carp immediately got up from the ground, with a lewd smile, and walked over with a grin.

"What's going on, what are the few female donors doing to find the poor?"

I was speechless in my heart, what about the female benefactor, are you a monk or a Taoist, especially listening to the words of the second senior brother, I always feel as if I have heard it in some TV series.

The fat man now looks like a pig brother, looking at these people with a smile, just his small eyes are estimated to be about to catch up with the perspective instrument, even if these girls are wearing clothes, the fat man is estimated to be able to YY out of the figure covered under their clothes.

Instead of feeling uncomfortable because of the fat man's behavior, these girls covered their mouths and laughed "giggle" one by one, as if they were enjoying the fat man's current gaze, and shouted vigorously in their mouths, "Master, you are so annoying." ”

My grandfather and I looked at each other, completely unaware of the sudden change in Gu Daozi's current situation.

Wasn't this guy still very sad just now? Why is it that all of a sudden person is now a different person?

These girls came to buy some talismans, I have to say, the fat guy is really good, what amulets should be consistent with people's eight characters in order to play a big role, just ask these girls about their birthdays.

But in this era, who still knows their birthday, at most they can remember a solar birthday.

The fat man put on a high-ranking posture, saying that if he changed to those blind fortune tellers with vain names, there would naturally be no way, but he was different, he was a famous ancient Taoist, even if he didn't have eight characters, he could figure out the reason for them.

The fat man's approach is very simple, that is, "touch the bones".

By touching the bones of people, the good and evil are determined.

The method of touching the bones is indeed famous in China, I have heard my grandfather say before, the master touches the bones, only needs to touch the human body lightly, with the division of the bone veins, you can determine the good luck of the person.

Grandpa also knows a little bit of bone-touching method, but I've never seen grandpa use this method, but there is one thing I can be very sure of, that is, the so-called bone-touching method is definitely not the kind that this dead fat man is doing now.

The fat man is now about to use his salty pig hand to touch all the things that should and shouldn't be touched all over the whole body of these girls, and those girls laughed even more comfortably.

This is the first time that I have another view on learning Taoism, it turns out that being a fortune teller feng shui master and learning a little Taoism can still have such benefits?

I subconsciously glanced at my grandfather beside me, and I found that my grandfather's face was ugly now, obviously because I felt that this dead fat man was insulting, and I regretted my touching of the dead fat man just now.

After my grandfather noticed my gaze, he directly gave me a brain breakdown, he naturally understood what I meant, and directly rolled his eyes and scolded, "Don't think about it for me, you kid don't think about it, I used to tell fortunes, but I didn't do such a bad thing." ”

I had to laugh dryly, and then the fat man sent them a lot of jade pendants, yellow charms and the like, and they made three thousand yuan directly from the inside and outside.

It's a high-paying career.

I suddenly had a thought in my heart now, if I can't find a good job after graduating from college, maybe I can also open such a store, and then not only can I take advantage of other girls' girls without being scolded as perverts, but also make people pay willingly.

The fat man took the money, and then walked back to us satisfied, the dead fat man's face was called a thick, looking at the speechless expression on my grandfather's face and me, he was not moved at all.

"That...... Where did you just say that? ”

The fat man looked at me, and suddenly came to such a sentence, I was puzzled with an "ah", and before I could answer, the fat man seemed to remember something, and sat on the ground again, and began to cry again.

"I drip...... Master, how do you ...... Ah, I'm going, why are you kid kicking me? ”

This fat man is really a joke, and after wiping his eyes, he actually started crying again.

Watching this bastard shed tears and slapped the floor, I was speechless in my heart, after what happened just now, the only little touch in my heart went to feed the dog, looking at this cheap look, I finally couldn't hold back, and kicked directly on the fat man's body.

The fat man didn't pay attention for a while, screamed and fell directly to the ground.

"I said, what are you doing kid? Don't look at the fact that there is an uncle here now, and you are my little junior brother, I don't dare to do anything with you, the master is not here, the senior brother is the greatest, be careful of me and I will punish you according to the regulations of this sect in the future. ”

The fat man was still angry, and I was so angry that I said, "Wasn't you still very sad just now?" Why do you just change your face as soon as a beautiful customer comes? The feelings just now are all faked? ”

Gu Daozi, the fat man, shook his head directly, and said, "Little junior brother, you are wrong, being a brother is completely doing what you say, who asked me to mourn and change just now?" Who told me to hurry up and say that Master doesn't want to see me cry like this? Didn't I do exactly what you and my uncle said? Why are you blaming me now? ”

Gu Daozi looked at me and my grandfather with an aggrieved look, after all, now that my grandfather is by his side, this Gu Daozi finally restrained a little.

I looked at my grandfather, good guy grandpa's face was as ugly as eating dead rat meat, he was so angry by Gu Daozi's words that he couldn't speak, he wanted to refute, but after all, he did say this just now, and he didn't know how to respond for a while.

I was similar to my grandfather, and I could only look at him angrily.

"I think we'd better go first, it's not for you to stay here." As soon as my grandfather grabbed me, he was ready to take me away.

I understand my grandfather's thoughts, and he is afraid that I will stay here and learn badly.

After all, with such a second senior brother here, the devil knows what I can learn here.