Chapter 11: My Second Senior Brother
Later, my grandfather also explained this reincarnation grass to me.
When a corpse turns into a zombie, it will produce a great amount of yin energy, and it also needs to absorb the essence of the moon, and this reincarnation grass will be nourished by the essence of the moon and yin energy, and once it grows, it will condense the majestic yin energy.
In the final analysis, my ghost daughter-in-law is that the foundation of yin qi has been destroyed, and it needs to have extremely strong yin qi to nourish the ghost body, and this reincarnation grass just makes up for this shortcoming.
It's just that zombies are too powerful, they have transcended the Three Realms, and they are not in the Five Elements, even if Grandpa encounters them, it will be difficult to deal with, not to mention me, a rookie who has not even learned Taoism, and if I really encounter zombies, it may not even be enough to stuff zombies between my teeth.
And it's hard to find a place where zombies can be generated, you have to find a place to raise corpses, but this kind of place is really hard to find, although grandpa can see feng shui, but he told me that he is not good at learning, and it is very difficult to find a place to raise corpses, so now I can only rely on myself.
I feel helpless in my heart, this fellow brother has learned very different skills, no wonder my master asked me to go to his apprentice, instead of letting me learn from my grandfather, I even have some doubts that my grandfather learned Taoism when he was young, whether he was lazy and deserted.
After that, my grandfather took me into the city to look for the so-called "Heavenly Dao Flawless" feng shui shop, not to mention that this shop is quite famous, we casually inquired and found the location of this shop.
The store is located on one of the most prosperous streets in the center of the city, and the store is also very large, more than 200 square meters, especially the huge plaque outside the store, which is even more domineering, and the four golden words are like dragons and phoenixes, as if they may fly out of the plaque at any time.
The words "Heavenly Dao is flawless" seem righteous and awe-inspiring, and I have a feeling in my heart, I am afraid that ordinary ghosts and ghosts can be frightened when they see these four words.
I think this ancient Taoist must be a very bullish character, and his Taoism is even more earth-shattering, after all, the words on this plaque are written domineeringly, where do ordinary people dare to write like this.
When we pushed the door in, we saw that the store was full of all kinds of utensils, including mahogany swords, soul bells, compasses and other Taoist items, but when I walked around the corner of a shelf, I was completely speechless.
Originally, I thought it was just a store selling Taoist goods, but I didn't expect this ancient Taoist to sell so many miscellaneous things, and it actually dabbled in Buddhist supplies and Christian supplies.
It is as if the shelves in front of me are filled with statues of all kinds of bodhisattvas, iron, copper, gold lacquer and ceramics, and beside this shelf, there are all kinds of crosses, holy swords, holy water, and Bibles.
Looking at all this, I subconsciously muttered in my heart, "Amitabha, may my Lord bless you, Amen." ”
"Grandpa, did you say that the person who opened this shop was a Taoist, a Buddhist, or a Christian? How come there is everything here? Just like a grocery? I asked suspiciously.
But apparently grandpa was also a little confused, looking around awkwardly for a while, and he didn't know what to say.
"No, no, no."
A slightly muffled voice suddenly came from behind us, and I shuddered all over my body, and quickly turned to look behind me.
I found that I don't know when, there was a middle-aged fat man who looked forty or fifty years old behind us, this fat man was in a straight suit, if there was a briefcase in his hand, it would be a salesman.
There was a confident smile on his face, especially the few hairs on the top of his head that fluttered slightly with his words.
These few hairs alone give people a sense of "successful people".
"Little brother, what you just said is a little biased." Apparently, I was overheard by this man when I said that this was a grocery store.
It's just that he is so-called biased, but I don't understand it, so I asked unconvinced, "Isn't it?" Isn't this a fortune teller for feng shui? It stands to reason that this is what the Taoist Gate does, but you see here, it actually sells Buddhism and Christianity, is it not a grocery store? ”
He smiled again and shook his head, and said a few "non-yes" in a crepe manner, and then brought us to the front desk, where there was a painting hanging on the front desk: Heavenly Dao is lacking, the Great Dao is impermanent, Heavenly Dao is fifty, Tianyan is forty-nine, and if one of them is gone, it is a variable, and my Dao Fa, the Fifty Dao of Hedao, the Dao of Heaven, the way of no defect, is for Dafa.
Looking at these four-word words, my first impression is that the cow breaks, at first glance, it seems that the shopkeeper here is extremely powerful, like a true immortal, but then I feel that this ancient Taoist is too good at bragging, even if his master is afraid, he doesn't dare to say that he can find the "one" that escaped, but he dares to say that he has made up for the Heavenly Dao?
This is something that even immortals can't do!
For a while, my impression of Gu Daozi, whom I hadn't met before, couldn't help but be a lot worse.
And at this time, seeing the change in my expression, the middle-aged man spoke again, "This little brother, you can also see it now, since the so-called Heavenly Dao is complete, then naturally there are all kinds of Taoism, the Tao is the Tao, the Buddha is the Tao, and this Christ is naturally also the Tao, and the Tao here refers to the Great Dao of the world, which is the Heavenly Dao, not Taoism, do you understand?" ”
Not to mention, I didn't understand at all when I was fooled by this middle-aged man, but my head was still a little confused.
Grandpa listened a little thoughtfully, he looked at the fat man with interest, and then asked, "May I ask who your Excellency is?" But this heavenly way is not flawless in the people in the store? ”
The middle-aged fat man didn't answer and asked, "You don't need to know who I am, you just need to know what you're here for." ”
When he asked me this, I almost blurted out and said, "I'm here to find Gu Daozi." ”
The middle-aged fat man let out an interested "oh", and then gave us a thumbs up in front of us, "This ancient Daozi, that is definitely a peerless master, and the Taoism is even more to the point of being superb, I heard that he is about to cross the catastrophe and turn into immortals, but then because he cares about the world, he did not leave." ”
My grandfather and I looked at each other, and even my grandfather's face was a little stiff.
I thought this fat man was a little unreliable before, but now that I heard him say this, I feel unreliable along with that Gu Daozi, but since he was introduced to me by my cheap master, there shouldn't be too much of a mistake, otherwise, I want to turn around and leave now.
The fat man in front of him didn't seem to have any eyesight at all, and our side was already looking wrong, but he was still talking non-stop on the side.
"I'm telling the truth, don't believe him, he is not only strong in magic, but also very righteous, the most unaccustomed thing is that the poor people are bullied......"
The middle-aged man wanted to continue talking, but I was impatient, so I waved my hand to interrupt him, and then said, "I want to meet him, and I want to ask him for help with something." ”
As a result, the fat man's eyes lit up, and he said with a smile, "Oh? Could it be that little brother, you have encountered something unclean? ”
The so-called unclean things, naturally refer to ghosts, others encounter ghosts is a very troublesome thing, but this fat man is good, his face is about to laugh, looking at his expression, I have a kind of urge to kick him in the face.
"Sort of." I endured it, and then I responded.
"Well, let's talk about it, I'll call the master out to you now." As he spoke, he didn't care that the two of us were outside, and ran straight in.
There was a sound of a cry in the inner hall, and it sounded as if it was being demolished inside.
Soon, a middle-aged fat man wearing a yellow robe, holding a peachwood sword in one hand and a soul bell in the other, walked out of it.
My grandfather and I looked at each other, wasn't this the middle-aged man who was still talking to us before? Why did you go in and then change your outfit and come out?
"Didn't you say you were going to help us get Gu Daozi out? What about others? ”
I couldn't react for a while, but my grandfather was already rolling his eyes beside me.
The fat man shouted a sentence of Amitayus Buddha in a loud voice, and then said, "The poor road is the ancient way you are looking for, recently the poor road has comprehended the way of heaven, and practiced the method of one gas and three purifications, you have a fate with the poor road, so you are fortunate to see the poor way of the way body, the Buddha of Amitayus." ”
The fat Taoist priest was talking nonsense in front of me with a righteous and awe-inspiring appearance, and looking at this guy's serious appearance, I really wanted to go up and tear this bastard's mouth directly.
What about one gasification and three cleans?
Do you really think of yourself as Lao Tzu?
"Grandpa, let's go, I think the master must have been confused before he died, and he actually asked me to find such an unreliable person, and I may not be sold by him when the time comes." I can't figure out how such a good person as my cheap master would teach such an unreliable apprentice.
Grandpa also nodded thoughtfully, for fear that I would learn badly here, so he was going to take me home, but what he never expected was that after hearing the words of the two of us, this fat Taoist priest screamed directly in his mouth.
"What? Who do you say asked you to come? ”
Don't look at the tonnage of this fat man is almost two hundred pounds, but the speed of running is really fast, the fat man is still in the counter one second, and he is already in front of us the next second.
Not to mention that when his face was low, with this outfit, it was really a bit of a ghost grab.
"Ziyun Zhenren."
I took out the letter and waved it in front of the fat man, but when the fat man saw the letter, he knelt on the ground with a "poof" and cried.