Xiao Ye pretended to be very unfathomable and understood everything. In fact, if he hadn't seen a bunch of multi-functional defense stick accessories hanging on the third wall on his side as soon as he entered, he wouldn't have guessed so quickly.

If you want to talk about professionalism, the boss who was killed by him is the real expert in playing this.

On the right wall, there are more than a dozen accessories, including five shovel heads of different sizes and functions, some for mountaineering, some for forests, and even for digging field pits.

Two axes, the other end of the big axe is Xiao Ye's favorite spike, and the medium axe is a hammer like a hand axe.

There are four spear heads, one is an ordinary diamond-shaped spear head, one is a hollow manganese steel spear head with a blood groove in the middle, one is a snake spear head in the shape of a snake letter, and finally a crane beak elbow.

An alloy chain, install them on any two sticks to turn them into nunchucks, oh~~~ is the nunchucks that hum hahahe~.

The rest is just a few short special features and wear and tear parts. All of them add up, and you can easily put together four or five weapons two meters long. This time, I brought Ella, a professional, and found that this treasure trove really made a fortune.

Xiao Ye was extremely excited to put everything in the secret room into his backpack, and before leaving, at Ella's suggestion, he still picked two daggers from the outside display case and tied them to the sides of his trouser legs as life-saving weapons. Even if you don't think you need it for the time being, you can pack it all and take it away.

Back at Ella's house, Xiao Ye was impatient to spell out his ideal weapon.

In the end, Xiao Ye's main weapon is a gun, with a total length of about one meter and eight, and the head of the gun is a hollow gun head with a length of 30cm, yes, it is the murderous gun head with a blood groove, and it is also the simplest, rough, and direct gun head. The weapons hidden in the middle are a multi-purpose straight knife and a harpoon that can be bent into a sickle to prevent damage to the spear head and can be replaced. The handle magnesium strip cannot be replaced and does not need to be replaced, and the bottom is equipped with tungsten steel head and tail vertebrae.

Holding this most handy weapon so far, Xiao Ye's confidence increased greatly, and he felt that he could single-handedly take on a hundred zombies.

When he went out again, in addition to the spear he was carrying, he also hung a large axe between his backpack and back, a slingshot in his multi-purpose trouser pocket, a 40cm dagger on his right thigh, and a small dagger in the left calf store. The real thing is that the shotgun is changed for the gun, armed to the teeth.

Originally, I desperately wanted to bring the weapon nunchucks of my idol, but unfortunately, our former unknown writer, who has turned into a spearman, can't play it, and can't play it.

There's really nothing to say about the way to the water station dungeon, until you attack the water station, you will encounter a total of about 30 zombies. There are many of them that Xiao Ye doesn't find enjoyable and deliberately lured them from afar.

At first, he was very serious about holding the gun in both hands, and then he used his little knowledge of how to use the gun one by one, one by one, and counted and poked. After poking a dozen or so, he was not willing to accept the status quo, because it was too simple. The sharp blade of the spear fell down as soon as it was stretched out, and there was no feeling of brushing the group monsters at all.

That feeling is more like a warrior in full costume returning to the novice village to abuse low-level monsters, which is really unfulfilling. There was also an Ultimate Evolution War Pet beside him, and its attack power was no lower than his. A certain spearman with overflowing self-confidence feels uncomfortable, and then shamelessly sends his war pet to attract blame. After the introduction, he was not allowed to fight, so Ke Fei watched helplessly from the sidelines, and called it vigilance.

If I were to fly in, I'd bring in that bunch of pets and make him laugh. It's a pity that Ke Fei is a good boy, and he helped him attract three or five at a time, so that his father, who just got the god costume and desperately wanted to pretend to be thirteen, had fun.

There is a saying that practice brings true knowledge, and there is also a saying that good soldiers are killed.

Dealing with three or five at the same time each time, Xiao Ye did understand a trace of skill from it.

Far stab, close dial, side frame, back cone.

The first time you enter the range of the spear, you will stab a shot towards the vital point, and when you pierce and draw it, you must also rotate your wrist vigorously to bring out more flesh and deal more damage to the enemy. In the later stage, the zombies who died on his gun were all wounds with a spiral gunshot wound with a diameter of five centimeters on their heads.

In the face of close-quarters zombies, the head and tail of the gun can't be taken care of, so they can only push it away, kick it away, and then look for an opportunity to kill with one hit. If there are hands and feet that try to touch you, use the barrel of the gun to hold them up and look for a chance to fight back.

The zombies behind them are also very easy to deal with, as long as the handle of the gun with a three-centimeter cone is slammed on the head, it is equivalent to smashing it with a hammer, and it will open its brain if it does not die.

After entering the water station, Xiao Ye pulled out all the axes. After all, the spear is not conducive to fighting in a small space, and the axe has become an invincible existence at close range. The left-handed axe and right-handed gun Xiao Ye really made it more and more convenient and more experienced. With these two artifacts, the zombie world will be invincible in the future.

When Xiao Ye drove a battery tricycle, the body behind him contained twenty buckets of unopened drinking water. Do you think that's the end of it? No, no, no. Xiao Ye, who was brainy, also found two iron rods, tied an identical tricycle with iron rods and ropes, and followed behind him, of course, there were twenty buckets of water in the car.

At this moment, looking at the spear on the front of the car, it really feels like a gun knight. was in high spirits for a while, and naturally sang the theme song of Brother Chao in the movie.

How lonely it is to be invincible

How empty it is to be invincible

Alone at the peak, the cold wind kept blowing

My loneliness who can understand me

How lonely it is to be invincible

How empty it is to be invincible

She can't listen to me when she's hiding in the sky

My loneliness, endless loneliness

Ke Fei was in the driver's seat of the car behind, curiously looking at the thing in front of him, listening to his father singing, and actually raised his neck: "Whoa~~Woo~~" Is this the resonance of the legend?

Their father and son are so arrogant, aren't they afraid of being heard by the pet zombie army? I'm really not afraid, Xiao Ye is now hoping that the group of dogs who have disappeared downstairs in Ella will appear at some point, so that their father and son can avenge each other.

Is the Pet Zombie Army really gone? Of course not, it's just that the group of animal zombies that are more sensitive than humans and the zombies transformed into humans have long since moved en masse. Because they sensed that something very powerful, so powerful that they found it terrifying, that it was coming, and it was approaching this way. In the consciousness that they didn't have much left, and they should only eat one word, a second word escaped.

Why didn't Ke Fei perceive the danger approaching? Ke Fei is a more advanced evolved animal than the pet army, Ke Fei has a super sense of hearing and smell, why didn't he perceive the danger?

Because Ke Fei is not a zombie, Ke Fei believes that his father is invincible......

Before you know it, the zombies have gradually changed again...... It's just that a former unknown writer who is proud of the spring breeze has not yet noticed the new turn to the spearman.

From afar, Xiao Ye saw Ella, with her head wrapped, waving vigorously at him on the balcony.

When the car drove nearby, Ella said happily, "I didn't expect you to sing quite well." ”

Xiao Ye stopped the car and asked Ke Fei to continue to be vigilant. He tied buckets of drinking water to the knots hanging from the balcony: "How long have we known each other, and how much can you know about me?" ”

Hitting a nail that was neither soft nor hard, Ella grimaced at the Chinese man downstairs who was working tirelessly for his bathing career, turned around and went back to the house.

Tie five buckets of water at a time, tie Xiao Ye and climb to the balcony along the rope, then pull the water up and put it on the edge of the balcony neatly stacked.

As soon as he wanted to turn over and go downstairs, he saw Ella coming to him with a glass of Coke and gently wiping the beads of sweat from his forehead: "You have worked hard, take a break and drink something before moving." ”

Xiao Ye thought about this crooked fruit girl in her heart, she was still quite gentle when the snake spirit was not sick.

Then I heard Ella whisper, "I also know that you like to drink Coke and have a habit of smoking." I like to smoke immediately after eating, when I think, but I don't smoke while eating. Also know that you are very caring and kind to the animals and me. ”

I couldn't help pinching her face that wasn't very good-looking now, and asked, "It's gone?" ”

Ella didn't stop Xiao Ye from doing evil, but just looked at him fixedly: "As long as I follow you, I will know more about you." "Crooked Guoniu has never been able to fully grasp the Chinese language, and she is a little out of words.

Xiao Ye would not continue this topic, and turned over and jumped off the fifth floor with a slight smile. Of course, he didn't go to seek death, but he did have the strength to jump off the fifth floor unscathed. Falling to the ground in the standard Governor Arnold's posture, he stood up and walked upstairs proudly, and Ella, who was stunned by his blow, made a gesture to show her muscles. smiled slightly, revealing handsome tiger teeth.

This flirting skill can hit ten points.

Dear, you know what? Your husband is about to become a superman, and he can jump off the fifth floor casually in order to flirt with his sister. How nice it would be if you were the one who flirted with you......

Back and forth a dozen times, finally moved out.

When he carried a few buckets of water from the balcony to the bathroom, he saw the straight-drawn bow halfway assembled on the sofa, and this crooked girl was not idle when she went to the copy by herself.

Six buckets of water were used to fill a bathtub, and Ella soaked in them for two hours.

In the end, Xiao Ye was really impatient to wait, and he was coaxing and scared outside the door before he was willing to leave the bathtub.

When she came out, Ella wrapped herself up like an Indian again, and stared at Xiao Ye with a deep resentful look: "I refused to ask you to help people rub their backs, and it took them a lot of time to wash their backs." ”

Fortunately, Ella came out wearing a nightdress, if it was really a fruit body that ran out, Xiao Ye really didn't know if he could resist the temptation and not go to the White Tiger Cave in depth.

Shaking his head vigorously, driving away the fantasies full of white tigers, Xiao Ye said angrily: "I thought you were soaked in it, do you think you are a mermaid?" Do you know that if you starve to death during evolution, you will transform into zombies? Let's eat. Entering the bathroom and looking at the bathtub, Xiao Ye really couldn't help but scold: "Ciao, are you white?" Do you dare to say you're not black? How do you let me soak in such dirty water? ”

Anyone looking at a pool of almost ink, and there were black, red, and white pieces of black, red, and white stuff floating and sinking on it. Don't say you want to soak yourself in it, you want to vomit when you look at it too much. Besides, this water was snatched back from the zombies by Xiao Ye desperately, although there are at least two or three hundred barrels left at the water station, so someone has to move it. What the hell is after soaking one bubble in another, the whole family can soak in a pool of water, and you can also wash clothes and flush the toilet~ Fart!! I'm afraid the toilet will be dirty!!

In the end, Xiao Ye still put the water ruthlessly, and when he released the water, Xiao Ye was afraid that those ghosts would block the drain. Fortunately, such a plot did not happen, and Xiao Ye, who was full of anger, used a bucket of water and a large amount of detergent and disinfectant to scrub the bathtub twice before relieving himself.

Gritting his teeth and putting another pool of water, Xiao Ye could finally take a good bath. In this summer, it is indeed very comfortable to take a bath after sweating.

After taking a puff of his cigar, Xiao Ye lay on the edge of the bathtub and said to Ke Fei who was lying on the floor tiles: "Son, don't worry, wait for Dad to soak for a while, I'll let you soak after soaking." He looked at the water under him that had also become a little gray and yellow, although it was not as exaggerated as the pool of Ella, it was actually about the same, and hurriedly added: "I will put another pool for you later, there is still so much water in the water station that is not afraid of wasting." ”

Ke Fei finally raised his head happily and licked his face, this son is so smart.

Just then, the bathroom door was twisted open, and Ella stood in the doorway with two small thrushes in her arms.

Fortunately, Xiao Ye's ears are good, and when he heard the sound of the door opening, he had already pulled the towel with one hand and blocked his golden hoop stick: "Are you insane?" Are you a voyeur? ”

"No, no~ I just found out something about you again." Crooked Guoniu was not embarrassed at all, but looked at Xiao Ye's place with interest, just like the way she stared at others after she took a bath before: "I found out that you don't know how to cook, you come and go with noodles, cured rice, and at most a few slices of luncheon meat." So, I decided that I would start cooking for you tomorrow. Hey. After saying that, he turned around and walked away in a chic manner, without taking ~ yes ~ ~ without closing the bathroom door.

Just when I thought I could lift the guard, Ella appeared at the door again: "By the way, I forgot to say, I will re-release the water and call me later, I will bathe the thrush princesses first, and it will be their turn to wash the dirty Ke Fei after they are washed!" Once again, he succeeded in making Xiao Yeqi's seven orifices smoke. Before he couldn't help but make a move, the white snake spirit twisted his small waist and really slipped away.

Poor thrush princesses, who fell into the hands of snake spirits and were treated as birds, hoped they would not be eaten.

Dear, you know what? Ella said she was going to cook for me in the future, she wanted to take your place! We said okay, you take care of the import, I'll take care of the export. Now that she's going to cook for me, what should I do?

When the five good fathers dried their sons after bathing, it was already more than eleven o'clock in the evening. Fortunately, Ke Fei's new hair is not long, and there is no hair dryer, so it is really difficult to dry, and he doesn't want to sleep with his wet son.

I secretly looked at Ella's room quietly, and thought to myself that I should be able to sleep alone (my son is not a person) tonight.

However......

"Did you know that, because of you, I have to wear clothes when I go to bed now? I used to sleep naked!! ”

The white snake in a pink nightdress skillfully climbed up from the end of the bed, patted the head of Ke Fei, who was used to sleeping on the right side of Xiao Ye, and lay on the left side of Xiao Ye, and shamelessly burrowed into the quilt: "It's okay, you can sleep naked, I don't mind." Oh, I made a note of it. ”

Yesterday, Ella had to sleep with herself, and said very reasonably that this was her parents' room, her parents' bed, and she slept with her parents when she was afraid of the dark. What people are saying is a reasonable one, what can Xiao Ye say?

Facing the teases of the crooked fruit girl again and again, Xiao Ye really, really~ has reached the point where the aunt is tolerable and the uncle is unbearable! How many times have you endured her this day, don't you know that my brother is a dynamite barrel now? I dare to tease myself, I really don't know how to write dead words.

If you can't bear it, you don't need to endure it anymore! Xiao Ye took off his T-shirt and shorts after three times and five by two!!

The big war, on the verge of breaking out?