Chapter 21: Specialization is Cow
While eating and drinking, Ella kept asking Xiao Ye about the furnishings of the outdoor store, the shelves, the display tables, etc., and the placement of objects.
Xiao Ye hates people not believing him the most, not to mention that what he is questioning now is his self-proud observation. frowned and said unhappily: "I really searched it all, and opened all the drawers, the cabinets under the display table, and the top cabinet of the boss's counter." I still have this bit of observation, and I definitely haven't missed anything. ”
Ella shook her fingers: "No No No Dear Xiao, it's not that I don't believe you. I also clearly remember seeing the boss holding a stick more than a meter long in his hand, introducing him to customers. I was just passing by, and I didn't pay much attention to what kind of stick it was. ”
"Could that be trekking poles? Or a tent pole, or even a fishing rod or something? ”
Ella still shook her head, stretched out her hands and put them together in a circle of about three centimeters, and said conclusively: "No, it's definitely not a fishing rod or trekking pole, the diameter is so thick, and it looks very hard when it's black." ”
Looking at the crooked fruit girl's gesture, Xiao Ye pursed her lips and said disdainfully: "Cut, it's not as thick as mine." He wanted to talk about his crowbar, but when he said it, it became evil again.
The biggest possibility for a girl in my country to face such a provocation as Xiao Ye is to slap him, and then 'scold' delicately, he is a pervert.
And how do we react to our snake spirit disease crooked fruit girl? Here's what she said: "What's rougher than it? Can you be harder than it? Can it be longer than it? More than a meter! ”
The otaku instantly knelt down and retreated!
The crooked building skills of these two people are really powerful, and every time they have a conversation, three sentences are ambiguous, and five sentences must be mutually reliant. If Ke Fei could speak human language, he would definitely ask them, can you talk about our weapons well, don't always get involved in pornography? Can you survive this dog-beeping apocalypse?
In the end, Ella offered to ask Xiao Ye to take her down for a trip, so that she, a professional, could teach Xiao Ye real search techniques.
Xiao Ye had a bitter face, and said reluctantly: "Can you tell me what's the use of taking you down?" The way you look can only scare me, but you can't scare zombies. ”
Ella was full of confidence this time, and she didn't get angry with him at all: "You have to believe me, I'm a professional." ”
When she said this, Xiao Ye really had to be convinced. People can get food from the drain, what can he say? Let's go after replenishing our stamina.
The two of them embarked on the journey again, but they knew that they had just taken two steps down the stairs, and Ella began to play coquettishly, saying that she was too tired to walk.
Xiao Ye walked in front, just striding to the next flight of stairs, and almost didn't spurt out a mouthful of blood: "If you go home and rest, I'll look for it myself." "I thought, it's really a woman's heart! I didn't pay attention to her anymore and went my own way.
It's just that before he finished sighing, he felt that his neck was strangled, and the strange tone sounded in his ears: "You carry me~~" Xiao Ye really wanted to give her an over-the-shoulder fall immediately, stepped on it a few times, and kicked it away at the last time. Uh, two hemispheres, which one to kick? It's a bit difficult to choose.
In order to prevent the two of them from falling down the steps together, Xiao Ye had to stabilize his footing and hold back his breath for the time being.
I finally finished the steps with the snake spirit that kept writhing behind my back, and I couldn't hold back anymore!! Xiao Ye erupted: "You snake spirit disease, do you know it's a staircase!" You pounce like this, and you squirm around, what if I don't stand still and fall? ”
Ella, who was lying on his back, saw that Xiao Ye was just scolding, and did not throw himself to the ground, giggling and 'biting' his ear: "I believe you can do it, my strong knight." ”
Can a man say he can't? The answer, of course, is no. In fact, Ella is also really light, more than 1.7 meters tall and weighs less than 100 pounds. Xiao Ye had no choice but to continue carrying her on her back and walked to the outdoor goods store. Along the way, I didn't forget to let Ke Fei be vigilant, after all, I couldn't help yelling just now, in case it attracted a sneak attack from some ghosts, it wouldn't be beautiful. Thinking of this, I still couldn't get angry, so I reached out and pinched the snake spirit woman's buttocks, yo, I didn't expect it to look like there was no meat, and it felt very good when I pinched it.
As a result, she didn't wait for Ella to cry out in pain, she just tightened a pair of long legs tightly wrapped around Xiao Ye's waist, and then stretched out her head to her ear and said, soft and long: "Ah~~ uh~~~~~~~~~"
This! This! This demon deliberately called so ambiguous, deliberately called so silvery, deliberately called so seductive, is she still a little inclined? It's really ~ so ~ ~ so tempting.
Xiao Ye was a little dizzy, and the mysterious voice appeared in his mind again, and he recited the mantra of purifying the heart and eliminating demons: "There is Amitabha Buddha in the south, I want to tell your wife." ’
The two of them fought and went to the outdoor store, only to look around the store for a short time, and Ella grabbed him by the ears and directed him to circle around the store as if holding the steering wheel. Walking and looking restless; "Ah, why do you only have one pierced ear in your left ear, and if you wear an earring for a long time, you won't get an imbalance of ear water?"
Xiao Ye was not angry and replied coldly: "Won't your breasts be so big and your ass so small that you are unbalanced?" ”
Ella patted the pervert's head lightly and said, "Nasty! ”
How do you feel that this is what a normal person should say?
It's a pity that the normal is only for a moment, because she immediately added: "Don't you like big ones?" ”
Along the way, Xiao Ye really felt that her sense of balance was too good. simply don't take care of the snake spirit behind you, and make a look like I'm going my way, and you are flirting at will.
Fortunately, the outdoor store is so big, and it didn't take long to go around, and Ella said confidently: "Sure enough, there is a hidden space, hum, it's very ingenious, but it's a pity that I can't hide the sharp eyes of this princess." ”
Back at the outdoor goods store, sure enough, under the guidance of professionals, Xiao Ye found the small secret room of almost five square meters behind the cash register. Seriously, you can't blame Xiao Ye, who would have thought that the wall behind the cash register was actually a wooden board with tiles, and a mechanism was installed underneath to pull out a few centimeters outside, and then push it to the left to slide open a gap that could enter people?
Five square meters is really not big, and after two people go in, Ke Fei can't get in. But this small five-square-meter space is a big surprise for Xiao Ye, a big surprise. If Xiao Ye had to describe what he saw in one word, there would only be two words: 'ferocious'. Ordinary firearms can only easily kill people, but the items hanging on the three walls of this outdoor shop owner's collection are not as long as guns and are not as convenient to use, but they can easily kill a person or even a large animal.
In addition to killing, it can also easily meet the procedures of bloodletting, deboning, skinning and other dismemberments, and even the final burial can be easily done.
Xiao Ye sighed, no wonder the boss wanted to make this room so mysterious. If the police want to find out, it is estimated that three to five years is indispensable.
First of all, there are two large killing weapons hanging on the leftmost wall, which are two bows, a black recurve bow and a dark gold straight draw. Don't think it's one of those toys with a rubber band and a piece of bamboo, these two are alloy bows that can kill. Next to the bow there is a quiver, each quiver can hold 20 arrows, and there is also a quick-draw arrow rack, which can put 4 arrows on the bow handle, which is convenient for quick drawing.
The Straight Draw Bow is a 50-pound mid-pull bow with an effective range of around 60 meters. Effective range refers to the ability to inflict lethal damage to prey. The recurve bow is even more perverted, pulling up to 70 pounds, and can shoot through the car door within 80 meters, you can imagine how lethal it is.
And the convenience of these two bows is that they are easy to disassemble, yes, they are used when they are needed, and they are put away when they are not needed. It doesn't take 5 minutes for a skilled person to assemble it once, and the volume is the size of a handbag. Of course, it doesn't matter whether it is easy to disassemble in the apocalypse, only things that can kill zombies are good things. These two bows are good things, who doesn't like crossbow brothers who have seen the walking dead? It's a pity that the boss doesn't have a crossbow here, which is a fly in the ointment.
There are also a few slings under the bow, don't think that the slings are nothing, if the crossbows can shoot a crossbow arrow thirty centimeters long, and the effective range reaches 25 meters, is that a good thing? If you change to shoot steel balls, the range is increased to 40 meters, is it considered a good thing? If this is not counted, there are only dozens of arrows in the bow and arrow, and a steel ball is hundreds of rounds, how many rounds can a waist bag hold? Tens of thousands, isn't that a good thing?
Even if none of the above is counted, what about adding an infrared sight? Even if someone who has never played with a slingshot can easily shoot a can within 20 meters, isn't that worse than the two big guys above. It's a pity that these slingshots are a little less lethal to zombies, so it's a good choice to keep them to kill blackbirds.
Don't think our Scorpio man will forget about the damn blackbird!!
On the largest wall in the middle hung three stick-like objects, long, medium and short, and Xiao Ye pointed to them and asked Ella, "Did you say you had seen these before?" ”
Ella's mind was drawn to two beautifully designed bows from the moment she entered the door, and she glanced at it slightly: "Mmmm, it's the longest black one in the middle." With that, she stretched out her hand and took the dark gold straight-drawn bow, perhaps because the color of the bow was the same as her hair, so she especially liked this bow. Holding the bow, he turned his head and asked Xiao Ye: "Why don't these two bows have bowstrings on them?" ”
Xiao Ye explained with a slight smile: "The bowstring of this kind of bow cannot be installed on it for a long time, the alloy will be deformed due to metal fatigue for a long time, and other parts will be easily damaged by pulling. "If it weren't for Ella's help, he would never have found this treasure trove. Out of gratitude to Ella, he took out the bowstring from the bow and arrow bag and helped her put it on very skillfully: "Your body is still evolving, and you can play this bow when the evolution is completed, it's good to be your ranged weapon." ”
Hearing Xiao Ye's words, Ella was curious, "Then I still have melee weapons?" Seeing Xiao Ye's eyes never leaving the three sticks on the wall, she asked with a little disgust, "You don't want me to use a stick to knock zombies, do you?" I didn't hesitate to stroke the straight draw bow that had just arrived, and imagined that I would use it to shoot the heads of zombies in the future battles.
Xiao Ye took the longest one from the wall, tried the feel, weight, there are non-slip stripes on the handle, it feels very comfortable to hold in the hand, the weight is about eight or nine catties, um~~ This weight is a little lighter for Xiao Ye, but it is always more than a crowbar. The whole stick is about one meter six long, and it is just right to Xiao Ye's chin when it is erected on the ground. The special thing is that it is not a one-piece molding, the black matte stick is distributed with a number of bamboo-like concave coils, such concave loops have six, the shortest grip is about 15 centimeters, the longest is about 30 centimeters in the middle, a total of seven sections.
Gently stroking the lines on it with both hands, Xiao Ye gently handed the end of the long stick to Ella and shook it twice, moving her gaze from the bow and arrow to the long stick: "Do you think this is just an ordinary iron rod?" ”
Stretching out the longbow to hold the iron rod, the crooked fruit girl frowned and looked at it for a while without seeing anything, and asked curiously: "Could it be that it will turn!" ”
This critical hit gave Xiao Ye tens of thousands of injuries: "Sister, can you not crook the building?" Forget it crooked, who called you crooked nuts, can you not get involved in pornography? Seeing that the crooked fruit girl had another speech to carry out the crooked building to the end, Xiao Ye hurriedly stopped her. Hold the top two nodes with both hands and twist them forward and backwards: "It won't turn, but it will deform." ”
Deformation? What can a stick change? It's not a Transformer.
Ella watched with distrust as Xiao Ye twisted the stick until the top two sections were removed, and then a sharp and slender knife about 10cm appeared in front of her.
This is not over, Xiao Ye raised his eyebrows proudly, and then removed the sharp knife, which was another harpoon-shaped blade. Xiao Ye saw a button at the junction of the blades, pressed it lightly, and then the harpoon knife was folded ninety degrees, and it turned into a small scythe.
Holding the small scythe proudly, he showed off to Ella, who was already a little stunned: "Is this a transformation?" Then he continued to remove the last two sections, one was a multi-functional knife with a split at the top, a serrated back, and a bottle driver at the joint. The shortest grip is a wild fire relic.
After putting the sticks together again, Xiao Ye asked Ella, "Do you still think it's just an ordinary stick?" ”
"How do you know? You're so powerful, and the other two are weapons like this? Okay, Ella was really a little excited, holding Xiao Ye's arm with one hand and pointing at the other two sticks on the wall that had not been taken off.
Xiao Ye learned to sell and explained: "This one is more than one meter long, the blue one is the trekking pole, and the silver one is the shortest, have you seen the different models of shovels hanging next to it?" Assembled, it's a sapper shovel. Moreover, the three sticks are of the same series, and the accessories are all used interchangeably, and it is what you want it to be. ”
Ella was also very cooperative, holding Xiao Ye's arm and shaking constantly: "Wow, you are so powerful, you deserve to be my knight." ”
Feeling the constant friction of two elastic soft objects, Xiao Ye was a little fluttery, but still pretended to be unfathomable and said: "Of course, playing outdoor sports, uncle is a professional." ”