Chapter 239: Knocking over the vinegar jar
Linglong was stunned for a while: "You're here?" Where are you coming? ”
Me: "Dragon Tiger Mountain! ”
Linglong shouted: "Dragon Tiger Mountain? Ah! You're dead...... Walk around...... Let's go! ”
I was stunned: "Auntie, don't you want your handsome and dashing Quan'er?" ”
Linglong: "Handsome fart!" My master has been mad lately, and if you dare to come at this time, she will definitely beat you into a pig's head. ”
Me: "What's the situation?" ”
Linglong: "Are you embarrassed to ask?" ”
Suddenly, I remembered something: "You told Master about the two of us?" ”
Linglong: "I didn't say ......"
I breathed a sigh of relief and said with a hippie smile: "As long as you don't say it, what are you afraid of?" Master is highly respected, what is there to be unhappy about, and you can still be angry with me? ”
Linglong: "Hmph! I didn't say it, but Master saw it. Anyway, if you kid dares to come up, you'll die! ”
I frowned: "Auntie, I've already climbed halfway up the mountain." Besides, this time it's to save people, and it's a mother and son. Auntie, if you think of a way, you must help me. ”
Linglong: "Save people? What's going on? ”
Me: "I'll tell you more about it later." ”
Linglong groaned for a while and said, "Okay, where are you now?" I'm going to pick you up. ”
I looked around: "I don't know, halfway up the mountain, there is a cliff plank road." Auntie, if you don't tell you the place, let's go straight over. ”
Linglong: "Hmph, don't bother with it, without me leading the way, you can't find a place to pass by the door." ”
I, the lonely beauty, Daoist Jia had to wait in place.
The lonely beauty looked at me, smiling rather than smiling, looking at the scenery from afar, looking back at me from time to time, not knowing what to think.
Half an hour later, a girl jumped out from behind the rocks behind me, abruptly, and slapped me on the shoulder.
I was so scared that I almost peed.
Linglong covered her mouth and smiled, leaning back and chuckling: "Xiao Quan'er, I haven't seen you for a few days, why are you so daring?" ”
Me: "Auntie, haven't you ever heard of people being scary, scared to death?" ”
Linglong looked at Dugu Beauty, frowned and asked, "This sister is the person you want to save?" ”
I nodded: "Auntie, is there any safe place, let Dugu Beauty stay for a while." Her situation is dangerous. The Lunatics looked for her everywhere. ”
"Lunatic?" Linglong thought for a while and said, "The day after tomorrow, the place where Master and I are going is at the junction of Yin and Yang, and that place is absolutely safe, just enough to take her with you." ”
I hung my little heart up and down and finally put it back in my stomach.
Linglong took us to the mountains, and talked to Dugu Beauty: "Sister, didn't Quan'er say that there were two mothers and sons just now?" What about your children? ”
Dugu Beauty smiled: "In the stomach." ”
Linglong asked, "What about the child's father?" Why didn't you come along? ”
Lonely Beauty: "It's coming, ......"
I stumbled on my feet, stumbled on a rock, and fell on my stomach.
Linglong glanced at me and said coquettishly: "What a person, you are still so careless!" ”
Then, she looked at Daoist Jia, frowned, and probably thought about Dugu Beauty, a girl who wants to have a temperament, a face, and a hot body, and a person with a sharp mouth like Daoshi Jia, who is really at a loss.
Jia Daoshi brushed it clean, shook his hand and said: "Girl, don't look at me, I am not the father of the child, I am single-minded, I have always liked Xiaomei alone." For other women, I don't usually even look at them. ”
May?
Paralyzed, who is Xiaomei? Where did Xiaomei come from? Didn't this product say that Zhang Zhuzhu was his goddess a few days ago?
I soon didn't have the leisure to disgust Daoist Jia.
Because my aunt's murderous gaze suddenly looked at me.
"Auntie, listen to me...... Ah......h
Linglong kicked me away.
She looked at Dugu Beauty, looked up and down, and snorted coldly: "Big breasts are amazing, Situ Auntie is better than you, longer than your legs, and more warped than your buttocks." ”
Dugu Beauty's brows furrowed slightly, and she smiled playfully, maybe in her heart, Linglong was just a little girl after all. She gently stroked her lower abdomen and said lightly: "I am pregnant with Huangquan's child." ”
Linglong gritted her teeth: "Yan Wushuang is a hundred times more beautiful than you, a thousand times, ten thousand times ......"
Dugu Beauty still stroked her lower abdomen: "I am pregnant with Huangquan's child!" ”
Linglong opened his mouth and stammered: "Jiang Yuhan is his girlfriend, Jiang Yumeng knew him earlier than you, Xiaomeng is also well-behaved, obedient and cute, and has the deepest relationship with Huang Quan." ”
Dugu Beauty was deliberately delicate and sighed: "Alas...... But I was pregnant with his child......"
Linglong: "Hey! Can you not always mention the child? ”
Dugu Beauty: "Okay, Huangquan is really amazing, an hour at a time, five or six times a night......"
Linglong clenched her teeth and clenched her fists.
I struggled to get up and said, "Auntie...... Ah......h
Linglong kicked me away again, then rushed over, rode on me, grabbed my neck with both hands, and scolded angrily: "You little thief, how did you arrange you? Let you study harder, don't pick up girls, I've only been back for a few days, and your children have ......"
Dugu Beauty added fuel to the fire, and shouted delicately: "Auntie, spare Quan'er, don't beat him." ”
Don't stop me, knives? Daoist Jia, quickly hand me a knife to the master, I will stab myself to death.
Daoist Jia had already turned his back, whistled, pinched his waist, shook his legs, and looked around at the scenery.
Dugu Beauty: "Oh, auntie, you seem to be jealous, aren't you the elder of Huangquan?" Or ......"
It also added fuel to the fire, Lao Tzu was pinched and rolled his eyes, and I struggled and shouted: "Dugu Beauty, shut up, you are still my teacher." ”
Linglong yelled angrily: "Huang Quan, you are angry with me!" I didn't even let the teacher go! ”
I hurriedly explained: "Auntie, she is the immortal master of the Lunatic Sect, she deliberately seduced me, and then she became what she is now. ”
Linglong was stunned for a moment, angry, stretched out his hand, and became like magic, and one hundred and eight copper coins flew around his body, condensing together to form a copper coin sword. She held a copper coin sword and pointed at the Dugu beauty: "Okay!" No wonder I hate you when I see you, it's really an evil demon and a demon! Looks like I'm going to have to slay the demons today! ”
I'll go......
Dugu Beauty is now banned, she is an ordinary person, and she can't beat my aunt at all.
I hurriedly hugged my aunt's waist from behind: "Auntie, don't be impulsive. She has now reformed herself. Moreover...... Alas...... Don't be impulsive just yet, listen to me slowly. ”
I told all the things that happened after Linglong left.
Didn't dare to hide it.
After listening to this, Linglong gave me a fierce look again, and scolded angrily: "Come to my room at night!" Let's settle accounts with you! ”