Linglong took us further and further apathy, over a mountain, another mountain, around a river, and another river.

After walking for most of the day, I realized that something was wrong.

"Auntie...... Auntie, are you misremembering? ”

Linglong glanced at me, still angry with me, and ignored me all the way: "You call the soul?" ”

Me: "Auntie, take a closer look, haven't we been here before?" Also, the river we just walked on, didn't we walk an hour ago? ”

Linglong: "Nonsense! Don't I know? ”

I was shocked: "I'll go!" You won't run into ghosts hitting the wall, right? ”

Linglong: "Fart!" Rare and weird, a hillbilly, I really don't know why so many women like you. Are you all blind? ”

When she said the last sentence, she deliberately aimed at the lonely beauty.

Dugu Beauty smiled and said nothing.

Daoist Jia tugged at my sleeve and whispered, "Little brother, stop shouting." Borrowing mountains and waters, smooth the sky and the earth, this is a very powerful Qimen Dunjia formation. Grandpa studied for a few years when he was young, and with my talent and intelligence, I didn't blow it, all over the world, if you want to say that the master of Qimen Dunjia, grandpa said that he was the first, and no one dared to say second. ”

I asked, "But my aunt was looking for us very quickly, about half an hour, why was it so slow to get in?" ”

Daoist Jia was stunned: "Uh...... What's this...... Well...... This one......"

I scolded in a low voice: "Paralyzed, you brag again!" ”

Daoist Jia grabbed his head, hehe smiled, it's not ashamed, I'm thick-skinned, this product is directly shameless. People are shameless, and the world is invincible.

Daoist Jia: "Hehe...... You are a little hairy child, I don't understand. It's too troublesome to talk about this, and grandpa will turn around and enlighten you. ”

Me: "it!" Whoever learns Taoism from you will surely be killed by the pit. ”

Jia Daoshi couldn't stop laughing, pinching his fingers to calculate, how to look at how it seemed to rub his fingers and ask for money: "Little brother, don't be unconvinced, life!" Life! As fate would have it, your son is destined for me. I'm going to teach him how to pick up girls. ”

I was stunned, grabbed his neck, and scolded: "You are paralyzed, you dare to beat my son's idea, I will strangle you if I become a ghost." ”

My aunt stopped abruptly and looked back at me and Daoist Jia who were frolicking, she gritted her teeth, snorted, and threatened: "You wait! Hum...... You wait for me! You're mad at me! ”

Why am I mad at her?

I didn't mention her at all, I just discussed my future son with Daoist Jia.

Talking kung fu, around a mountain, behind the mountain stream and jungle, there is a small courtyard with red bricks and green tiles, hidden behind lush foliage.

The small courtyard is not big, there is a hall house, an east and west ear room, and then a wing room in the east and west.

The courtyard is simple to the extreme, and the bluestone slab pounces on a path, leading from the fence wall gate to the hall house.

In the hall, there is no furniture, and on the middle wall, there is a picture of a Taiji yin and yang fish, two futons below, and nothing else.

I asked, "Auntie, where is your master?" ”

Linglong said angrily: "What's the matter?" Can't wait to die! ”

My head was full of black lines: "Auntie, can you not be so fierce, it will frighten Quan'er." ”

Linglong scolded: "Don't be coquettish, hum!" I don't eat this set. ”

She said to Daoist Jia, "Hey! The two of you, one room for each person. Huang Quan, you come to my room! ”

Linglong lives in the west ear room, and Yun Su Xian Gu lives in the east side of the ear room.

I bowed my head and followed my aunt into her room.

Linglong hugged her arms and held her head high: "Close the door!" ”

I obediently closed the door.

The room is more than a dozen square meters, with a bed against the wall, a cabinet on the right, and a wooden table in the middle of the room, on which there is a red clay teapot and two stools.

I pulled a stool and sat down, and before my ass was next to each other, my aunt spoke again.

"Who told you to sit down?"

I quickly stood up.

My aunt sat on the bed, still holding her arms and glaring at me angrily.

I stood beside her with my head bowed.

My aunt asked me, "Do you like Yuhan or Lonely Beauty?" ”

I was stunned for a moment and said, "Auntie, do you still need to choose?" I have no relationship with Dugu Beauty. Forehead...... It may be a bit of an exaggeration, but I really just feel sorry for her. Besides, she's pregnant with my son......"

Linglong grabbed my ear again: "Son...... Son...... Is she the only one who can bear you a son? ”

I smiled: "Then you can give birth to one for me!" ”

Linglong kicked me in the ass: "Dead pervert, I'm your aunt!" ”

Me: "Hehe, auntie, you must like me, otherwise why would you be jealous." ”

Linglong: "Who...... Who eats your vinegar. You're less smelly and beautiful...... I'll tell you, I'm not worth it for Yuhan. ”

Me: "Auntie, don't deceive yourself. You always live in seclusion in the mountains and forests, far away from the world, and you are a cultivator of the Xuanmen, why do you care about the gossip in the world. You look at the little dragon girl of the family, isn't it also Yang Guo's aunt? In the end, they were together. ”

Linglong got angry again: "Hmph! Are you embarrassed to say? Can we be the same as Yang Guo Xiaolongnu? My dad and your grandfather are sworn brothers. Moreover...... Besides, are there twins around Yang Guo? Is there a big-breasted police flower? Is there a sexy Situ with long legs? ”

I immediately bowed my head obediently to listen to the training, at this time, it is better not to talk back.

To put it bluntly, at this moment, I feel very happy to be pinched by Linglong's ears. That's right, if you say that I am distracted, I will not refute it. I knew Linglong's place in my heart, and the back of her standing in the garden downstairs that morning, looking up at my balcony, waving her hand from afar, and then turning away, made me feel like my whole world was eclipsed.

My aunt and I met and met each other, and it was full of too many coincidences.

This is the fate that God is destined for.

Now she scolds me and kicks me, that's because she's jealous, and the more jealous she is, the happier I am.

Linglong gave me a blank look: "Laugh at the fart!" Are you stupid? Am I scolding you, okay? Is it okay to give some normal reactions? ”

I pursed my lips and asked with a weeping look, "Auntie, is this the right reaction?" ”

Linglong snorted out laughing, and suddenly found that the anger that had been held back all the way was broken by this laugh, so she quickly regained her composure and kicked me on the ass again: "You are looking for death!" Don't think I'll forgive you like that...... Belch...... I mean, don't think I'll forgive you for Xiaomeng and Yuhan. You said that two such good girls like you, why do you still mess with flowers? Say, what are you going to do in the future? ”

Me: "Auntie, otherwise, I will follow you to cultivate here in the future." Staying with you for the rest of your life? ”

Linglong: "You kid don't tease me......"

As she said this, she paused suddenly.

The anger on her face was gone, a pair of beautiful eyes flashed with cunning, the frost on her pretty face met the sun, it melted in an instant, and even her tone changed, her eyebrows and eyes were teasing, and she asked, "Quan'er, do you like me?" ”

I nodded repeatedly.

Linglong asked again: "Which one do you like?" ”

I thought about it and said, "It's the kind of love between Yang Guo and Xiaolongnu." ”

Linglong smiled and said, "The kind that can be snapped?" ”

I was dumbfounded!

I'm going!

What the heck?

This kind of unrestrained and bold words, in my cognition, only Yan Wushuang can say it. My aunt is such a serious person, she definitely shouldn't!

However, I don't have the heart to analyze it properly.

My aunt is still the queen of cosplay, with a beautiful and sexy skirt that reaches the root of the thighs, and the tender meat on her chest bulges her belly pocket, almost exploding.

She is as beautiful as jade~ her legs are gently folded, graceful, her body leans back slightly, the breast waves on her chest are rolling, one hand is propped up on the bed, her small waist is looming, she bites her lip, her eyes are like *** and she is ashamed, and said softly: "Aunt misses the ghost cave and the yin house a little." ”

Made! Seduce! Naked seduction!

Not now, but when?