What day is today, he didn't beat his little ass, looking at his parents' happy appearance, Zhang Yi was still very happy in his heart, at least he didn't worry that he would be a gang, and silently finished a hearty and warm Chinese meal.

The first day of the Lantern Festival dance lantern was the day of school, and Zhang Yi also returned to a regular life, carrying the same yellowed schoolbag as before, and walked into the school not far from his home.

When Zhang Yi came to the class after paying the tuition, most of the students in the class were already sitting in their places, and they hadn't seen each other for nearly a winter vacation.

Only Zhang Yi didn't dare to talk to others, so he could only sit silently in his seat, and everyone told about the joy of the holiday for a while, and they actually put Zhang Yi there cold.

In this way, Zhang Yi was happy and pure, smiling and watching some people boast in front of everyone, and when he heard everyone bragging there, he said "stand up"

Let Zhang Yi return to reality. "Hello teacher!"

Everyone stood up and shouted with full anger, there was no class on the first day of school, that is, to send out new books and homework books, and then talk about the course schedule for this semester, and the most important thing is to assign class representatives, class cadres and other things.

Of course, the most important thing is cleaning, Zhang Yi walked out of the classroom out of boredom, and strolled through this campus that he missed a little, of course, this Zhang Yi has been replaced by another person.

It's just the same appearance, don't look at this small campus, although the sparrow is small, it is one of the only two high schools in the county, there are six grades in the school, and there are four classes in each grade of the junior high school.

There is only one class in each grade of the high school, plus the dormitory area and playground, the overall area seems to be quite large, and if you want to take a good turn, it will take a lot of time to walk on the school playground.

Let Zhang Yi see the grove behind, the grove is not very enclosed in the school, remember that in summer, the weather is too hot, so many students ran to the inside to enjoy the shade, of course, the students in this era are still very pure.

In the years that Zhang Yi has been in school, he has not heard of any scandals, maybe Zhang Yi didn't notice it, maybe it was because people did a good job of keeping secrets, Zhang Yi, who spread his hands, could only helplessly say, who knows?

"Zhang Yi, what's wrong today? I didn't say anything when I saw you at the same table! As soon as Zhang Yi returned to the classroom, Zhao Pingli, who was at the same table, took the initiative to talk to Zhang Yi, and Zhang Yi looked at the table where there was still a little Lori.

There is no such pungency as the strong women of later generations, this little girl who has been a little boyish since she was a child, studies well, runs fast, and the most important thing is to be diligent, in a word, she is capable, if she develops towards the entertainment industry.

will definitely be able to snatch the title of Liu Tao's national wife, maybe this beautiful little girl is perfect in Zhang Yi's mind! "They're all playing table tennis, why don't you go and play it? I remember your favorite sport being this. ”

Zhang Yi quickly changed the topic, not wanting to answer the troublesome question above, in fact, everyone is a poor student, and what people mean is not to ask Zhang Yi for something like a red envelope, but a greeting or greeting is more appropriate.

"I don't feel energetic, so I want to take a break, and I don't think much about it when I start school." Zhao Pingli cleaned it just now, and of course the table was quite clean.

Zhang Yi was able to meet such a tablemate, but he took a big advantage, and these trivial matters were made in an orderly manner by Zhao Pingli, "Why don't I tell you a joke and make you happy?" ”

Zhang Yi has a lot of unhealthy jokes in his stomach, all of which were seen in the leaflets distributed on the streets and alleys in later generations, of course, it is still okay to take them out to deceive the ignorant little girl, maybe everyone may have to ask.

A guy from the Three Kingdoms can only be synonymous with ignorance, how can he know any jokes, don't forget that there are some memories, everyone has swapped, and it's not surprising to know some.

Zhang Yi was still thinking about what kind of expression the little girl would have when she heard these yellow jokes. "Okay, let's get started."

Zhao Pingli is like a studious little girl, supporting her delicate chin with her arms, her two eyes flashing at Zhang Yi, this cute expression suddenly made Zhang Yi a little unbearable

So Zhang Yi found one from his memory and began to talk, when a male classmate rushed out of the classroom, he accidentally touched the chest of a female classmate, and just wanted to apologize to her

But I heard the female classmate say angrily: "It's really shameless, touching people's breasts, hooligan!" ”

The male classmate was stupid, and he didn't feel anything touched just now, so he replied unconsciously: "Do you have it?" Why didn't I feel it! ”

Hearing this, the girl was anxious: "Then do you know why the earth is round, and we don't feel it?" That's because it's big! ”

Zhang Yigang finished speaking, hahaha! There was a sudden sound of unbridled laughter next to him, and Zhang Yi didn't need to look at it to know that it must be Qiu Jincheng's two goods, laughing so lewdly and obscenely.

Although everyone is a rural child, there is no bombardment of TV and computer, but the school has a physiology class, but they have not taken it, but the textbook has pictures and truths.

So everyone who is not fully developed still knows a little about these things, and there are a few classmates who are not so exaggerated, and they are also laughing there with great joy, and there are two little girls nearby, holding back their smiles and their faces crimson

Lying on his desk with his head down and trembling, it seemed that they were two little girls with precocious thoughts, Zhang Yi looked at everyone's exaggerated expressions, and said generously: "If you want to laugh, laugh, don't hold back any problems." ”

The two girls glared at Zhang Yi and hurriedly ran out of the classroom, Zhao Pingli still looked at Zhang Yi with those two talking eyes, and there was no smile on his face, as if to say, the joke you told is not funny at all, hurry up and continue.

Zhang Yi had no choice but to come to a more exciting one, I don't believe you are so ignorant, thinking of Zhang Yi here, there was a hint of evil on his face, the male teacher was in the classroom, and found that a girl was actually asleep below.

So he angrily said to the girl who was sleeping in class: "I'm tired to death on it!" Down there, you're not moving! If you don't cooperate, you won't even react, and if you don't have anything in your stomach in the future, don't blame the teacher! ”

A classmate next to "pounce" was drinking water, and when he heard such a yellow joke, he sprayed it directly, and all the classmates who heard the joke nearby looked at Zhang Yi with a strange look, Zhang Yi looked at everyone with a ghostly expression, and Zhang Yi was also drunk.