This era is not so open, so it is a little too difficult for them to say what they know, to say that they don't know, through the performance of these people today, Zhang Yi will not believe it.

As for how he knew, it has nothing to do with him Zhang Yi, Zhang Yi told this joke today, I don't know how many young boys and girls are going to toss and turn tonight, Zhang Yi mourned for them for two seconds.

looked at the boy and looked like a decent man, but what are you doing with your ears so high, looking at Zhao Pingli, who was still a little dazed, Zhang Yi was defeated by her naivety, I didn't expect this little girl to have such a high IQ, why didn't her EQ fail?

It seems that it was not innocence that defeated her, but innocence! Ignoring these classmates who were inconsistent, Zhang Yi continued his story, and he didn't believe that Zhao Pingli, a little Lori, couldn't laugh.

The whole classroom was quiet, everyone pricked up their ears to listen to Zhang Yi's story, several times more serious than the teacher's class, only Zhang Yi's voice echoed in the classroom, and a child picked up a banknote when he went out to play.

I happily collected it, and one day my mother complained to my father that I had been living too poorly recently, and I had no money to buy clothes, no money to buy cosmetics, no money to buy vegetables, and a series of things that didn't come out of my mother's mouth.

I still let this child make a decision, and this child's decision is to grit his teeth and take out the big money he collected, thinking that he wants his mother to buy a lot of beautiful clothes and a lot of cosmetics.

Unexpectedly, the child's mother saw the banknote, and her face turned blue and hit the child's ass a few times, and the child cried and asked her mother, "Why are you hitting me, don't I just give you a five-million?" As for being so ruthless? ”

When the mother heard this, she became even more angry, and hit the child's ass twice, and yelled loudly: "This is for the dead to burn, are you dissatisfied with your mother?" Ready for your dad to find you a new mom, right? ”

The child immediately understood, and said with tears in his eyes: "How did I know that this banknote was burned!" ”

Hahaha! There was finally laughter from the side, and Zhang Yi breathed a sigh of relief, it seems that this little girl still knows these things, otherwise Zhang Yi would really have a feeling of lifting a stone to hit her own feet.

This little girl with a very low EQ was finally settled, but this time the boys next to him didn't laugh much, Zhang Yi saw that the situation was not right, these guys obviously haven't heard of it yet, Zhang Yi has no time to waste here.

I didn't take my schoolbag, I slipped out of the classroom directly, today I came to report, I won't go to class at all, I have been looking for the avenue for thirty years, and I have fallen back to the leaves and branches, since I saw the little crystal, until now I am even more restless.

For the current fate, he is still very satisfied with being able to live in such an environment, just like the teacher often says on his lips, to endure loneliness in school, and to be a man must withstand the wind and rain.

Zhang Yi, who had a wry smile on the corner of his mouth, walked on the embankment behind the school, rolling the Yangtze River east, the waves swept away the heroes, the success or failure turned empty, the green mountains were still there, the sunset was red several times, and the white-haired fishermen were on the river.

Accustomed to watching the autumn moon and spring breeze, a pot of turbid wine happy to meet, how many things in ancient and modern times, all paid a joke, like a madman laughed, but behind this laughter, there were tears, fortunately this place is relatively remote.

There were no passers-by, and Zhang Yi's mood was very complicated on the way home, it was for his relatives, he looked up at the clear sky, and wiped away the tears from the corners of his eyes.

Zhang Yi showed a joyful smile, said in his heart to go home, and walked towards his home, mature in growth, age in maturity, follow nature and smile at life, don't be precocious and don't premature aging.

In the space of the little crystal, it can be said that it is very lively now, and there are several more little guys at once, so that Zhang Yi's women are having a lot of fun, looking at the bird standing in Xiao Xia's hand.

Still let this young but mature beauty smile, He Chaoqun quickly caught the little kitten, and everyone was very happy to see it.

Han Yan, the crazy girl, is messy now, she looked at the little turtle, and then at the little reptile, it seems that neither of them is good, but the little turtle looks much cuter than the little reptile.

What's more, any girl is afraid of caterpillars and other insects, don't look at Han Yan's big grin, in fact, she is the most timid, watching Han Yan grab the turtle's shell, I don't know what to study there.

In the end, there was the little reptile left, this miniature little reptile looked quite happy, Zhang Yi picked it up, put it in the palm of his hand, and looked at the aggrieved eyes of others, which made Zhang Yi laugh involuntarily.

Chen Yanping, who pouted with a small mouth, looked at the little reptile in Zhang Yi's hand, but she didn't dare to come over to get it, and suddenly a voice came into Zhang Yi's ears: "I'm hungry!" ”

looked around at the people who didn't seem to be suitable for this kind of voice, and Zhang Yi's face was not very good, and he didn't dare that the voice was still in Zhang Yi's ear saying that I was hungry, and finally Zhang Yi was horrified to find that it was this little thing in his hand.

After expressing his dissatisfaction with himself and smiling speechlessly, Zhang Yi and Xiao Jing spoke: "Didn't you drink milk just now?" ”

Shaking its very inconspicuous little head, Zhang Yi heard: "That's not my dish, what I want is an energy crystal!" ”

No way! Zhang Yi scolded in his heart, this guy is too fashionable! Where did you learn so many new words when you first came out? A little funny looked at the little guy in front of him, for what energy crystal.

The energy crystal made me think about it, as if I had seen it there, patted my forehead and thought for a few seconds, the little reptile looked at Zhang Yi with burning eyes, and waited for his snack eagerly.

I remembered that there seemed to be a lot of crystals of different colors in the space ring given to him by the Great God Meteor, and Zhang Yi originally thought that those things were diamonds, but it seemed that he was thinking too much.

How could those mundane things be collected by the great god meteor, looking at the unhappy little guy, Zhang Yi grabbed several blue spars casually, and looked at the things in Zhang Yi's hand.

Chen Yanping's little face exuded a charming charm, and her eyes were full of surprised little stars, as soon as she saw this kind of thing appear in Zhang Yi's hand, she was still a listless little reptile just now, but she was radiant at this time.

A jump appeared next to the spar, like an addict, greedily breathing the aura in the spar, in fact, as soon as these spars were taken out by Zhang Yi, he found that there was a pure energy.

It seems that he was really careless, he didn't find this kind of good thing earlier, if he could use it in his cultivation, his strength would have increased by many times now, "What is this?" ”

Chen Yanping saw it most clearly, it was like the brilliance of a diamond, and suddenly Zhang Yi remembered a sentence, diamonds are eternal, one will be passed on forever, hear Chen Yanping's gentle voice.

Zhang Yi smiled and said, "This is an energy crystal, not as simple as a diamond as you imagined!" ”

Hearing that it was not a diamond obviously made Chen Yanping a little disappointed, but then she heard Zhang Yi say: "Although it is not a diamond, it is much more valuable than a diamond, and it can be said that it has no price!" ”

Hearing what Zhang Yi said, all of a sudden his surroundings were surrounded by warblers and warblers, which caught Zhang Yi off guard, but seeing everyone's performance frightened the little reptile, at this time it was lying on a spar, and its claws were firmly grasping on it.

swearing that this is his own thing, looking at this guy's funny performance, it still makes Zhang Yi feel a lot better, Chen Yanping just paid attention to those few spars, and didn't find this little reptile, is it still quite cute?

However, other women can't open their mouths now, because Chen Yanping hasn't opened their mouths yet, so they can only wait! Looking at the expectant eyes of these losers, you know that you have to pay attention to your own spar.

Even Xiao Xia, He Chaoqun and Han Yan came to join in the fun, of course, including the pets in their hands, they are still too young to call pets, Zhang Yi, who knew that he was going to bleed heavily, quickly took out eighty spars for Xiao Xia and asked her to deal with these things.

Otherwise, he promised to be annoyed to death, and after handing Xiao Xia a pile of spars, Zhang Yi opened his mouth and said: "One of these spars per person, there are unexpected benefits to carry on your body, but don't forget these little guys!" ”

Seeing that everyone's eyes were successfully transferred to Xiao Xia's body, Zhang Yi was still happy in his heart, and he could only say sorry to Xiao Xia, his own woman, silently in his heart, and looked at Chen Yanping, who was still beside him.

Zhang Yi hugged her small waist, patted her plump ass with his big hand, and whispered in her ear: "See the little guy in my hand, this is the most powerful beast, if you don't want it, don't regret it in the future!" ”

Chen Yanping, who heard her sweetheart's words, carefully observed the little guy in Zhang Yi's hand, no matter how carefully she looked, she didn't find anything powerful, and looked at Zhang Yi directly with suspicious eyes.

Zhang Yi shouted in his heart Grandma, if he tells the true identity of this little guy, he is guaranteed to be robbed by everyone, what else will happen to you there? looked at Chen Yanping, who obviously didn't believe her, and waited for Zhang Yi to tell her the answer.

Zhang Yi, who pursed his lips, could only say helplessly: "We claim to be the descendants of the dragon, this little guy is the king of the dragon, look at these five claws, they are all colored!" ”

Zhang Yi popularized the knowledge of the dragon to Chen Yanping, looking at the yellow claws made Chen Yanping's little face red, how could it be yellow? I didn't expect that our Chen Yanping beauty would be crooked at this moment.

Ma Yunlu and Mo Zhehua also came to Zhang Yi's side, looking at the little dot in Zhang Yi's hand, as if stretching out his fingers to tease him, looking at these two bold little beauties, Zhang Yi could only look at Chen Yanping helplessly.

finally said to Chen Yanping: "Since you don't like this little guy, I'll give it to them?" ”

Chen Yanping, who reacted, rolled her eyes, pouted her cute little mouth, and said weakly to Zhang Yi: "I'm a little afraid of this little reptile, let's give it to them!" ”

Hearing Chen Yanping's obviously complaining words, Zhang Yi had no choice but to say: "Don't worry, I still have a lot of these little guys, but they haven't hatched yet, and I will wait until one per person is hatched." ”

The beauties who heard Zhang Yi's words, everyone cheered happily, looking at the little turtle in their hands, and then looking at Zhang Yi's direction, Han Yan's heart was a little entangled, the situation was very complicated! If you don't tell yourself, what kind of mythical beasts these are.

Maybe everyone won't be able to sleep in the future, so after clearing their throats, Zhang Yi spoke: "The little bird that Xiao Xia's wife took is famous, it is the Vermilion Bird that everyone often says, and many people call it an immortal bird, which is the well-known Phoenix!" ”

Before he finished speaking, Zhang Yi heard a cheer, yes! You don't need to look at this voice to know, it must be Xiao Xia, a beauty, and glanced at Xiao Xia's direction speechlessly, He Chaoqun was a little looking forward to thinking about the kitten, and what kind of pet.

Thinking of this, she was very anxious, and at this anxious moment, Zhang Yi's voice rang out again: "The little cat hugged by He Chaoqun's beauty is also a terrible beast, known as the White Tiger!" ”

He Chaoqun heard that his pet was a white tiger, and he was happy in his heart, and looked at Xiao Xia's direction playfully, and now the two of them seemed to be on the same page for a pet, or Chen Yanping frowned.

A sentence came out of his mouth and almost depressed Zhang Yi, "The white tiger has wings, why doesn't this little kitten have it?" ”

After finishing speaking, he looked at Zhang Yi with blinking eyes, if Chen Yanping didn't mean to make trouble, he wouldn't believe it when he killed Zhang Yi, I don't know where this woman saw it, and I know that the white tiger has wings, you think it's an angel!

Is it possible to have wings as soon as you are born? Looking at He Chaoqun's unkind gaze, Zhang Yi, who touched his nose, was very embarrassed.

In fact, Zhang Yi didn't know whether this guy had wings or not, so he had to say to the beauties aggrievedly: "Don't worry, this guy will have it when he grows up!" ”

It's just that Zhang Yi's explanation is very pale, and few people will believe it at all, so the powerless Zhang Yi had no choice but to continue: "The little turtle in Han Yan's hand, that is the divine beast Xuanwu. ”

It seemed to understand Zhang Yi's words, and glanced back at Zhang Yi, if you look carefully, you can still find a trace of pride in its eyes, Han Yan heard that it was the divine beast Xuanwu, and he carefully observed his pet.

Finally, pointing to the little reptile in Mo Zhehua's hand, Zhang Yi laughed and said: "This little guy is the most famous one, the descendant of our self-proclaimed dragon, it is a real dragon!" ”

Others heard nothing, but when Chen Yanping heard this, she almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood, and she, who was still standing next to Zhang Yi, made a 180-degree rotation towards Zhang Yi.

Zhang Yi, who grinned his teeth, spread his hands innocently, and pleaded with a sad face: "Wife, you can't blame me for this!" I've given you countless tips, but in the end you still said no! I'm hurt! ”

Hearing this, everyone laughed for a while, and they all rushed to see those little guys, and suddenly Zhang Yi was empty here, leaving only Zhang Yi and Chen Yanping, hugging each other and watching the chaotic scene.

(End of chapter)