Chapter 5: The Masters of the World
"Oh, what do you mean," I asked urgently, "Master, tell me about it......
"The so-called tribulation, according to some Taoist sayings, if a person wants to become an immortal, this behavior itself is against the sky," Feng Qingyang shook his head and said, "Since it is against the sky, then the gods of heaven and earth will use strong means to stop this cultivator, this tribulation generally refers to the heavenly thunder and earth fire, and the cultivator who can withstand the baptism of the heavenly thunder and the earth fire without dying, the physical body will slowly retreat, forming the so-called true body...... This process is called the tribulation, also known as the feather ascension to the immortal ......"
"You mean, that person is cultivating in the bus and is in the middle of a catastrophe, so wouldn't it be a good thing for me to break in?!"
"Hmph, that's what it means."
"There's one more thing I didn't say......"
Then, I flew the ball of light towards me and hit me on the door of my head, and told Feng Qingyang all about it.
"In this way, I feel that my previous conjecture is even more correct......" Feng Qingyang scratched his scalp with his fingernails, and fell a lot of dandruff, "The person you saw, no matter good or evil, he must be a cultivator, perhaps, in the process of crossing the tribulation, his body was seriously damaged by the thunder and fire of the heavens, thunder, and earth, so that person hid underground, and slowly repaired his body with the inner pill he cultivated, and the ball of light you saw should be the inner dan......"
"Nedan ......"
"If you hadn't disrupted the situation, that person might have been able to achieve something great," Feng Qingyang shook his head and sighed, "Alas, no matter what, I'm afraid your Liangzi has ...... end."
"Ah, that'...... Will he retaliate against me?! ”
"It's not good to say this, you stretch out your arm, I'll check your pulse......"
"You're going to take the pulse?" I asked, holding my arm out.
"Of course, since ancient times, Taoism and medicine have been connected?"
Feng Qingyang pressed two dirty fingers on my veins, closed his eyes slightly, and after only three seconds, his eyes immediately widened, and I was startled.
"How...... What's wrong?! ”
"How did I feel two pulses in your pulse, if you are not pregnant with Rokka, you are pregnant with a ghost......"
"What are you kidding," I said, pulling my arm back and pressing my fingers on my pulse, "where are the two pulses, don't fool me!" ”
"Hey, can you figure it out?"
"What then?!"
I'm still a virgin, how can I be pregnant, let alone I'm still a man.
"To tell you the truth, I haven't seen you in this situation, but after you were hit by that ball of light, did you have any adverse reactions or discomfort?"
"Not really, except that my head feels a little heavier than before, yes," maybe it was too excited, and my voice suddenly got a lot higher, "I ...... I...... I seem to ...... I feel like I've seen something in the hospital that I shouldn't have seen......"
"What did you see, all the fuss? Is it the underwear of a female doctor or the upskirt of a little nurse? Feng Qingyang asked shyly.
"I saw two ghosts ......"
I looked nervously to the left and right, attracting a few diners next to me, all of whom cast disdainful glances at me.
“…… Who?! ”
"Xie Bi'an and Fan are ...... helpless"
"You mean, you saw the two priests of black and white impermanence?!"
It seems that this Feng Qingyang is still a bit cultured, and he knows the names of the two priests.
"Uh-huh."
"It's really fake, I haven't even seen it, you broke it?"
"Why do you say that?"
"Didn't you open your yin and yang eyes, and be able to see things that others can't see, if that's the case, let's join forces and go out to cheat together, no, no, no, hang the pot together to help the world, wouldn't it be developed, drive a famous car and live in a big villa, marry Bai Fumei, and go to the peak ......of life, all of which are no longer dreams."
Seeing Feng Qingyang's longing face, the corners of his mouth flowed out of his mouth, and I hurriedly took out a tissue and handed it to him.
"Even if I have a special function, it's none of your business, I'm the one who drives a famous car and lives in a big villa, and it's me who marries Bai Fumei, does it have anything to do with you?"
"I am strong in martial arts, all of them are real skills, you have special functions, I have real skills, we have good things together, at least, I can protect you when you make a fortune......"
"In addition to being able to cheat and extort money, what other real skills can you have?"
", I see that you have eyes and don't know gold and jade, if I don't show you a hand today, how can I be worthy of my title of jade-faced little flying bear......"
As he spoke, Feng Qingyang raised his right hand and slowly picked up a peanut from a small porcelain dish.
He pinched the peanuts with his fingers and deliberately shook them in front of my eyes.
Under my very disdainful gaze, Feng Qingyang did not put the peanut rice into his mouth, but placed it on the table, stretched out his palm, and slowly pressed the peanut with his palm.
I didn't know what he was trying to do, I just watched with bated breath.
Soon, Feng Qingyang took his hand away, and as a result, the peanut on the table was gone.
Seeing this, I couldn't help but start laughing and said, "Oh, I'll go, I thought you had a lot of ability, aren't you just close-up magic?" ”
"Hehe, come over and take a closer look, is it magic......" Feng Qingyang hooked his finger at me and said.
To debunk this botched magic, I stood up, hunched over, and looked down to take a closer look.
When I landed, my cold sweat came down!!
Because I saw that the peanut was deeply trapped in the table......
The tables in this small restaurant are all rough solid wood tables and chairs, and the top is made of real wood, and the top is 50 millimeters thick.
Moreover, this peanut rice is boiled and is very soft in itself.
Even if Feng Qingyang on the opposite side had the strength to handle it, it was impossible for him to embed the intact peanuts into such a thick wood without the peanuts being crushed.
This...... Is that ...... The legendary deep internal force?!
I panicked and sat back on my stool.
When I looked up at Feng Qingyang again, the originally obscene face suddenly became much more majestic in front of me.
Could it be that the sloppy god stick on the other side is the legendary master of the world?!
"Hehe, it's just a little trick of carving insects, I'm smiling!" Feng Qingyang shook his head, picked up a toothpick and stuffed it into his mouth.
Such a master outside the world can only be met but not sought, and I must be co-opted.
After settling the bill, I pulled Feng Qingyang out of the small restaurant and went straight to my shop, Qilin Pavilion.
"In the future, you will set up a stall in front of my store, and I will buy you a dry umbrella when you turn around, just like you running around?"
"Oh, really?"
Feng Qingyang looked back and forth in my store with his hands behind his back, and then he sat on the sofa and picked up my business card to look at it.
"Brother Xiaoma, you are so good, why don't I stay in your store at night, and I won't go to the small hotel for twenty yuan a night, my real ability, isn't it also for you to be a security guard for free?"
"This ......"
I didn't expect this guy to kick his nose in the face and get on me.
Although my small shop is a two-storey building, I live upstairs by myself, and the downstairs is open to do business, and there is no extra room for him to live!
"You sleep upstairs, I live downstairs, hehe, just sleep on the sofa!"
Feng Qingyang is a transparent person, and he can see through my careful thinking at a glance.