Chapter 4: The Fortune Teller
Today is not the weekend, there are not many tourists who come to Taobao in the ancient culture street, and there are no people to be seen on the whole street.
I walked down the street, from one end to the other, and did not notice the crazy man who had sold me the jade talisman.
Just as I was about to go back, I found him in a dark corner.
At this time, the man was squatting on the ground, wearing a pair of sunglasses, and drew a Taiji diagram on the floor tiles with chalk.
Could it be that this guy is pretending to be blind and telling fortunes?
I secretly observed for a while, but I didn't expect that a sad woman really took the initiative to take the bait.
"Sir, are you right?" The woman asked.
"If you want to say fortune telling, it is not 100% effective, if you believe in me, it will be spiritual, and if you don't believe it, it will not be easy to work, but to make it clear, if you think I can't calculate accurately, then you can't find a second person who can calculate accurately in the entire Jinhai City?" The guy said as he stroked his stubble.
"You mean, if you can't be sure, others can't be right, isn't that a bit of a brag when you say that?" The woman couldn't help but sneer.
"Don't laugh, up to the high-ranking officials and rich people, down to the common people of Limin, there are more people looking for my fortune teller, if you don't believe it, go and ask......"
"Hey, aren't you blind, how did you see me smiling?"
When I stood next to me and listened, my face was immediately full of black lines, and my heart said: Oops, it's exposed!
The guy really calmed down, without a trace of being exposed on his face, and continued: "This...... This one...... Female donor, I felt from your aura that you must have laughed just now, you just said that you didn't laugh just now, if you didn't laugh, I won't charge you money......"
"It seems that you really have two hits, then you can calculate the marriage for me!" The woman nodded, as if she had fallen on the trap.
"Okay, then ask the female benefactor to tell me your birthday!"
After asking the woman's eight characters, he took one of the woman's small hands and kneaded it repeatedly for a long time before saying: "You, yin and fire, lonely and self-appreciative, although amorous, but also affectionate, good luck in love in your life...... Especially the object of getting along recently, if you can become a good match for a hundred years, you can be happy for a lifetime, but you are relatively strong in love, you like to be impulsive in doing things, and you love to be in the limelight, which often causes dissatisfaction and misunderstandings among the man...... Judging from palmistry, now your love has entered a crisis, and if it is not resolved immediately, you will lose the love of your life......"
"That'...... So what to do?! ”
"Of course, if you want to change it, you can only buy a magic weapon and bring it with you, so that your wishes can come true......"
"Yes, yes!"
"I have a jade talisman here, which is my ancestral heirloom, today you and I are destined, I will give you a discount, eighty-eight yuan......"
That woman was easier to deceive than me, so she bought the jade talisman directly with the money.
While I was counting the money, I crept around behind him and patted him on the shoulder.
This guy was startled, thinking it was the secret whistle of the city management, but when he looked back and saw that it was me, he was greatly relieved.
"I said, master, you really have a lot of ancestral jade talismans, it seems that business is good today?"
"Hey, it turned out to be this layman, don't get me wrong, the jade talisman I sold you is really my ancestor, if you don't believe it, I dare to swear to Jiang Taigong and his old man......"
As he spoke, he really raised three fingers with a very serious expression.
"No, Master, can we take a step to speak?"
There is a small restaurant at the corner of the street, and the ramen in it tastes good, and I often come here to deal with it, and the owner and I are very familiar with it.
Finding the most inconspicuous place, the two of us sat down.
The boss asked me what I was eating, and I said two bowls of signature ramen and four coleslaw.
"We don't talk darkly, little brother, are you having a treat today?" He took off his sunglasses, looked at me and asked.
"Of course." I nodded.
"Boss, I want a big bowl, extra big bowl, put more chili peppers and more beef!"
While waiting for the meal, I took a closer look at the appearance and appearance of the brother opposite.
Looking at his age, he should be about the same as me, I am Chinese New Year's Eve two today, and his age looks one or two years older than me.
Maybe it's because of the unkempt hair and the unshaven on the face, which makes him look older.
This person has a pig's waist face, his eyes are not big, his appearance is not good-looking or ugly, and his ordinary appearance and facial features are far less good-looking than mine.
I don't know how long this guy hasn't had a haircut, his unkempt hair is buttoned up on his head, like a big mushroom on top.
He is half a head shorter than me, has no extra meat on his body, and has thin arms and legs, which is in line with his professional characteristics of eating the last meal but not the next.
"This master, I haven't asked for advice yet, your old man's name is great?" I asked with a pretense of respect.
"In the downwind Qingyang, the road number jade-faced little flying bear!"
When I heard the other party say that my name was "Jade-faced Little Flying Bear", I just took a sip of tea and squirted it all at once.
"What are you laughing at, what's ridiculous, my ancestor and his old man's Dao name 'Flying Bear' is the famous Jiang Taigong Jiang Ziya is also, therefore, in the lower Dao number 'Little Flying Bear', is there anything wrong?"
"I didn't ...... It's nothing...... It is...... It is...... It's just a bit of a surprise......"
I said in my heart: Look at your face, black and yellow, and a lot of pockmarks, this dare to be called "jade noodles", "cornmeal" is almost the same?
"Little brother, what are you looking for me today?"
"Well, that's the case, I have some things to understand, and I want to find Master Feng and explain one or two......"
"Oh, I see," Feng Qingyang pinched his fingers, "Did you escape a catastrophe and came to thank me, but it's just a bowl of ramen, I'm afraid it's a little shabby, right?" ”
"Can you really calculate that I have a catastrophe?!"
"Hey, if I don't have two hits, do I dare to swagger and deceive in the Ancient Culture Street?" After saying this, Feng Qingyang hurriedly slapped his mouth and changed his words, "It's wrong, it's not a swagger, it's for the benefit of the people......
At this time, the boss was serving with two bowls of ramen.
Feng Qingyang was probably really hungry, so he ate noodles while eating peanuts.
I didn't have much of an appetite, mainly watching him eat, and soon, a bowl of noodles was finished.
Feng Qingyang looked at my bowl of chopsticks and asked, "Why don't you eat it, don't eat it for me, don't waste food?" ”
"Okay, you ...... please"
I also pushed my ramen to Feng Qingyang, and after another gust of wind and clouds, Feng Qingyang finally had his fill.
He patted his belly and burped, looking at his starving ghost, it was estimated that he hadn't eaten officially for at least three days.
After looking left and right, there were not many diners in the store, so I told Feng Qingyang about the strange things I encountered that night.
Although the mustache named Lin Ying-jeou warned me, I couldn't hold it back and said it.
"Is this what you call the Great Tribulation?" Feng Qingyang asked me while picking his teeth.
"I don't know, but I don't know what's going on here, is it really the jade talisman you sold me that works?"
"Of course, you can't say it's for sale, you should say please!"
"Well, you can say anything, Master Feng, I've been talking about it for a long time, at least, what should you tell me?"
"To be honest, I don't know much about the corpses on the ceiling, but I do have some ideas of my own about the human body on the roof of the bus that you talked about later......
"What thoughts?!"
"Have you ever heard of a word called 'Crossing the Tribulation'?"