Chapter 30: Shame
Just as the director was gritting his teeth and cleaning his face, a tall and handsome man came in the bathroom.
"Director, is there anything you can help with? What's wrong with you? ”
The director glanced at him, only to feel that this person was very familiar, as if he was ...... Ah, the man who followed Xue Feng.
This man is none other than Mu An.
Mu An felt that Tu Wubao might have a way to find out the whereabouts of the judge seal, so he simply became an extra in the crew.
Because of his outstanding temperament, he was directly selected. However, in the first scene, he was told to play a rape mermaid who longed for immortality and ate mermaid flesh raw.
"I'm fine, can you help me get my clothes and come in?" It doesn't matter who the director is, the shooting is important, or put on the clothes first, and then think about other things in the long run.
Mu An, who was expressionless, nodded and walked out of the bathroom, and he came back three minutes later, placing a set of clothes by the sink.
"Director, I brought the clothes, but the costume said that only this set can be borrowed." Mu An helped his glasses, "I'll go first." ”
"Cheng Cheng Cheng, you go. I washed it right away and came out. The director wiped his face, only to feel that the smell of vomit was still on him.
"Damn, it's disgusting. It's just disgusting to open the door to disgusting, disgusting to home. The director couldn't stop washing his face with hand sanitizer and rubbing it up and down.
When he finally felt that the smell was a little lighter, he picked up the clothes on the sink.
What is it? His face trembled, and what he held in his hand was a woman's dress.
Moreover, it is a backless dress.
The director, who felt helpless, looked at the dress in his hand and covered his old face with one hand.
What's going on? How could he be so unlucky today? Not only did he ask himself, did he not look at the yellow calendar when he went out recently?
"Is there anyone out there? Anyone? The director sat at the door of the bathroom and watched through the gap to see if anyone was coming.
But everyone was so busy that it was as if they couldn't hear him at all.
"Director, hurry up, you're still going to the toilet? Mr. Tu said that if he didn't shoot again, he would wait until next week. "Someone shouted outside.
As if seeing a life-saving straw, the director opened the door through a crack and whispered: "Hey, hey, come here." ”
The other party was obviously at the door of the bathroom, but it was as if he hadn't seen him at all and hadn't heard him.
How so?
"Help...... Anyone? Bring me the clothes......"
After shouting for a long time and no one answered, the director chose to sit directly on the ground.
But because he didn't pay attention, he sat directly in the vomit that shook off his clothes.
There was no way, he could only pout his ass and wash it with water from his hands.
However, as he washed and washed, he actually gave birth to a trace of pleasant pleasure, which made him speed up his hands.
"Bang!" The toilet door was kicked open, and the director, who was cleaning his buttocks, accidentally poked a finger into his feces outlet.
After the door was kicked open, the director was shocked to find that the men and women in the crew were standing at the door at the moment.
"Director, you...... It's okay...... Let's ......" The assistant director who kicked the door was the first to speak.
"Shut the door idiot!" The director roared, and the door was immediately shut.
But then laughter erupted outside the door.
"Haha, I always thought that the director just liked women, but I didn't expect to have that kind of hobby! Can't see it, can't see it. ”
"Hehe, the more this person is engaged in art, the more he has strange ideas, to understand, to understand."
The assistant director who came in after closing the door was stripped naked by the director and put on himself at the moment, complaining: "Why don't you bring me clothes all the time?" I shouted at the door for a long time. ”
"Director, no, no. I see that you have not opened the toilet door, and I shouted for a long time and no one answered. I thought something had happened to you. The assistant director said with palpitations.
He did watch the director go in just now, but the door was kept closed, and he knocked on the door without responding.
shouted for a long time, thinking that the director had fainted again, and hurriedly called someone to help.
Who knows, as soon as the door is kicked open, I see the director comforting himself with the exit of feces.
He was also taken aback, it seems that he will have to pay more attention in the future, this director must like men! And it was the one who was pressed, and he shuddered at the thought of this.
I'm just glad that I wasn't taken by the director.
"Director Wang, you wear my clothes, so what am I wearing?" The assistant director looked resentful, and then a backless dress was thrown on his head.
Dress? The assistant director was stunned, and after quickly going through the difference between wearing clothes and not wearing clothes in his mind, he chose to avoid the important and light.
So, the director opened the door first, walked out of the door neatly dressed, coughed dryly and said, "I have hemorrhoids recently, apply some medicine." Hehe......"
followed by the assistant director in a backless dress, probably feeling faceless, so he kept covering his face and arching into the costume props group.
Everyone held back their laughter, and some even couldn't help laughing.
"Laugh, laugh what laugh? Haven't you ever seen a man wearing a skirt? Seeing this, the assistant director simply put down his hand to cover his face, "Don't you have to work one by one?" I'll continue shooting later! If you can't catch up with the schedule, you won't be paid! ”
Xue Feng and Ah Hu were at the back of the crowd, smiling back and forth.
"Oops, it's just a pity for my delicious chicken feet and desserts." Ah Hu squatted on the ground, feeling like he was about to laugh.
But after laughing for a while, Xue Feng said worriedly: "Will that director make trouble for you?" ”
Ah Hu waved his hand and said nonchalantly: "No, no, even if you trouble me, I'll be fine, it's a big deal to tease him again." ”
The crowd gathered at the door of the toilet gradually dispersed, and no one dared to mention this matter again, if the director held a grudge, then the work would be ruined.
Since he said it was hemorrhoids, it was hemorrhoids, and no one dared to refute it.
Due to the schedule problems of the actors, today's scenes will continue to be filmed, so everyone is engaged in work.
"It's going to start filming soon, what are you still doing here?" The makeup artist grabbed Ah Hu's arm, "Why did you pull the green cloth and put it on?" Come here, I'll touch up your makeup. ”
couldn't allow Ah Hu to speak, and the makeup artist had already dragged her away. Xue Feng followed behind and also entered the dressing room together.
Because of the assistant director's urging, after urgently dealing with makeup and costumes, Ah Hu entered the filming location.
It was a blue sea with a small island in the sea, and Ah Hu played the role of a mermaid who lived on the edge of the island all year round.
But the sea is a green screen, and the island is the backdrop.
"Ah, I'll do what I'm going to do in a while! The violent human is a little more vicious, his eyes are full of longing and desire, longing for immortality, and coveting the beauty of the mermaid. The director took the megaphone and gave the actors a brief recount.