Chapter Twenty-Nine: Spoof the Director
When the director saw it, Xue Feng looked gloomy and sad, and thought that the other party couldn't accept him for the time being because of Applejack's death.
So he said, "Miss Xuefeng, I'll wait for you." When you think about it one day, you will definitely see my goodness. ”
"Uh...... I'll think about it. The corners of Xue Feng's mouth twitched.
Here, Ah Hu's special effects makeup has been completed. The makeup artist is very happy with her work.
I saw Ah Hu wearing a hot shell bikini on his upper body, and his long straight black hair was permed into wavy curls.
Because she was born with picturesque eyebrows, light makeup can already reflect her beauty, and everyone is unconsciously stunned.
However, the green cloth wrapped around the lower body is very striking.
But this is also helpless, in order to make the special effects realistic, I can only wrap a green cloth and rely on the post-production of the mermaid's tail.
Tu Wubao seemed to be smiling on the side, if Ah Hu knew that the role she was about to play was a mermaid who was cut down and eaten raw, she would definitely be furious.
"Director, director, I'm done with makeup, what about my script?" Because his legs were wrapped together, Ah Hu simply jumped over with his legs.
"Script? No, I'll tell you a play, you come with me. The director stood up and beckoned to her.
Drama? Ah Hu was stunned for a second, out of her understanding of this lustful director, she also knew in her heart that this director probably wanted to do something to herself.
But, hey, hey, just tidy him.
"Sister Ahu......" Xue Feng stood up worriedly, wanting to follow them.
But Ah Hu jumped behind the director and secretly signaled to her, don't come.
Seeing that Xuefeng was still anxious, Ah Hu had an idea, took out his mobile phone and sent a message.
"Don't worry, I'm fine. Don't forget, I'm not a mortal girl to bully. ”
Xue Feng breathed a sigh of relief when she saw the information, how could she forget that Ah Hu was not a human at all.
"Ask for your own blessings, director." Xue Feng whispered.
The lascivious director took Ah Hu into a conference room, nominally talking about the play, but everyone knew that the director was doing things behind his back.
Anyone in this crew who is a little bit beautiful has a leg with him.
"Miss Ahu, what about our play, it's about humans finding mermaids for immortality." The director pointed to Ah Hu's chest, "It's you, seeing how beautiful you look, I raped you first, and then cut off your flesh with a knife and ate it." ”
Ah Hu listened attentively and nodded repeatedly: "Oh, that's right." ”
"Well, and then you don't have lines, because the mermaid you're playing can't speak, and you struggle. Come on, let's try it first. After the director finished speaking, he took Ah Hu's hand.
Ah Hu felt very nauseous, as if he was about to vomit the food in his stomach.
"And then what about the director? How are we going to audition? Ah Hu smiled and pretended to be very cooperative.
"It's very simple, I'll press you to the ground in a moment." The director said seriously.
After speaking, the director took advantage of the situation and let Ah Hu lie on the ground.
Ah Hu was very cooperative, and the director directly pressed his body up. Ah Hu struggled, and then pressed the director under him in the director's surprised gaze.
"Director, vomit...... I'm sorry, I just seemed to have eaten too much, and you pressed me like this...... Vomit ......" Ah Hu vomited as he spoke, and the director wanted to turn over, but Ah Hu who was sitting on his body seemed to weigh tens of millions of pounds, so he couldn't move at all.
Vomit...... Ah Hu vomited, turned over the river and the sea, and vomited all the things that he had eaten in his stomach in the morning before he had time to joke on the director's face.
"Hey, what are you doing? Not...... "The director struggled, but as soon as he opened his mouth, the vomit poured directly into his throat.......
The vomit did not stop like a waterfall, drowning the director's upper body directly into it.
The director couldn't find it anymore, and he was so sick that he was about to die, so he simply closed his eyes and fainted.
Seeing that he closed his eyes and didn't react, Ah Hu stood up and untied the green cloth on his legs.
"I want to take advantage of my mother, and I don't look at my own goods." She wiped her mouth and spit on the director's face by the way.
Xue Feng had been waiting anxiously outside, hearing the movement inside, and just wanted to rush in. But Tu Wubao stopped her in time: "Don't worry, Ah Hu can't suffer a loss." ”
Sure enough, after a while, Ah Hu, who was comfortable after vomiting, opened the door and came out.
"Sister Ahu, are you okay? Are you worried about me? He didn't do anything to you, did he? Xue Feng's face was worried, which made Ah Hu look very moved.
"Hehe, you can rest assured." Ah Hu winked at her and pulled her away from the scene quickly, wrapping the green cloth around her as she went.
"Sister Ahu, where's the director?" Xue Feng looked at Ah Hu with a happy face, and couldn't help but worry that she had done something strange to the director.
Ah Hu, who was dressed in green cloth, smiled slyly and whispered, "Hehe, I deliberately vomited all the food I ate in the morning on his face." ”
Hearing this, Xue Feng couldn't help but feel sick to his stomach, and had to admire Ah Hu's high skills.
"Well, he's not going to bother us, is he?"
"No, don't worry." Ah Hu lowered his head to sort out the green cloth, and in the end, he was troublesome, so he simply turned the green cloth into a personalized breast wrapping dress.
When the two were about to leave the crew, Tu Wubao stopped them: "Ah Hu, the special actor really didn't come today, why don't you take it first?" ”
"I'm not going, that kind of scene, isn't this asking someone to eat my tofu?" Ah Hu said dissatisfied.
"Oh? It's just acting, don't you have confidence in your acting skills? Tu Wu looked at her with contempt.
Ah Hu, who had eaten the agitation method, raised his head and said with a grin: "How is it possible, my acting skills are good." ”
"Forget it, you better go. Don't be embarrassed in front of the camera for a moment. Tu Wubao waved his hand and said.
Ah Hu Xing's eyes were round, and he pulled Xue Feng and walked back, saying as he walked: "Acting is acting, who is afraid of whom!" I'm going to see which fool dares to force me and cut my flesh to eat. ”
"Sister Ahu, just acting, acting, not really cutting meat." As a screenwriter, Xue Feng naturally knows which scene it is.
On the other side, the director who fainted in the conference room was finally found by the assistant director, and the assistant director couldn't help but vomit when he saw the mess inside.
"Director Wang, Director Wang vomits...... Are you okay. The assistant director pinched his nose and didn't dare to approach.
The director gradually woke up, and the nausea and taste in his mouth did not dissipate, but became more intense.
Vomit...... He got up and threw up on the table.
"Why don't you go and wash?" The assistant director suggested.
The director vomited and ran to the bathroom, where he took off all his clothes.
"Damn, I'm really unlucky today." He wiped his face with his fairly clean pants, looked at himself in the mirror and couldn't help but think that he must take down the woman named Ah Hu.