Text Chapter 16 Summoned Monsters
What do you mean I can follow you? Are you ready to dump me as soon as you get out? This cognition made the fat man feel a cold heart, and he had an expression on his face that he was prostituted by someone, but he didn't get the money, and the whole person was not good.
"You don't want to?" Tianqi raised an eyebrow.
"Yes! I am so willing, thank you God for being willing to take me. "The fat man puts his head into the garlic. Compared to the future, it doesn't matter what the discipline is.
"Go back and learn your cooking skills." The great god floated over again.
Am I better at being a cook than a meat shield? The fat man is sad from it, and the opportunity to wear the best equipment and stand at the top to be cool and handsome has become a pot and spoon......
"I'll help you find the legendary kitchenware and the Hand of God cooking chapter." Tianqi helped Bai Mu, who was well-fed, wipe his mouth clean, and the lunch box was disposable, like chopsticks, and automatically decomposed in the air.
The fat man's heart is surging, and the legendary kitchenware forum has been introduced, although only a few strokes. However, if you add the word legend, it looks so advanced! And...... He looked at Tianqi who carefully wiped Bai Mu's mouth, the great gods can be nannies, what is it to be a cook by himself?
"I'll be a good cook!" The fat man aspires. In the future, the cultivation path of the First Chef of Chaos begins!
"That's it!" Seeing Bai Mo's physical strength recover, Tianqi pulled her up: "Go, go to the next floor." ”
The white light flashed, and this layer was filled with the fragrance of birds and flowers, like a garden in spring.
"Isn't it really a bug?" The fat man refreshed the forum over and over again, but there was still no official response. It attracted countless players to scold their mothers in the back.
After reading a few articles, the fat man was a little puzzled: "Some players said that they couldn't get past the fifteenth floor, and one of them had a team of ten people wiped out. The forum said that this hell dungeon is too far from everyone's level now, and it shouldn't be opened at all. ”
Tianqi's eyes had been on Bai Mu, who was collecting everywhere, and he was not surprised at all when he heard the fat man's words, and asked, "What did the official say?" ”
Hello players: Please don't play Chaos with your previous game experience, as I said before, Chaos is a world of its own, and none of us know what the light brain will do. If you can't knock down the boss, it means that you are not strong enough, and you have this time to complain that we might as well level up. Chaos official statement once again that in chaos, anything can happen, and finally I wish you all a happy game!
Happy your sister......
The fat man closed the forum and looked at Tianqi: "Then what is our situation, according to the above, there should indeed be those bugs on the fifteenth floor, did we do anything less and did not trigger it?" The fat man muttered to himself again: "No, how did the teleportation stone come out?" ”
"It's not weird, don't you want to die like those players?" Tianqi kept staring at Bai Mu.
The fat man's eyes turned around on him and Bai Mu, and he leaned over and smiled obscenely: "Great God, are you going to complete the task when you save Mu Mu?" ”
Tianqi glanced at him, meaning that he had something to say.
"Ahem, and then the system will reward you......" The fat man pouted his ass and shook it back and forth twice.
Tianqi kicked over: "Do you have meat in your head?" ”
"It's not meat, it's water!" The fat man pouted and patted his ass and stood up and muttered, besides, the setting of repaying the favor was not designed by him.
Bai Mu had already come back from a circle around the map as usual, put away the colorful flowers and plants in his hand, looked at the map again, and asked Tianqi: "Why is it that the garden is not strange later?" Tianqi chuckled and said, "Mu Mu wants to fight monsters? Isn't it disgusting? ”
Bai Mu shook his head: "Suspicion." ”
"But I want to fight monsters." added: "I want to touch the box." ”
Tianqi's eyes flickered, his eyes flickered, and then he said to Bai Mu: "Mu Mu repeatedly, say that you want to fight monsters." ”
Although he didn't understand why he wanted to say it again, Bai Mu still said it, and said it loudly: "I want to fight monsters." ”
Does shouting like this call out the monster? The fat man felt that the logic of the great god had gone to Mars.
Tianqi didn't speak, he didn't move, he just stood. Then about a minute later, he pulled up Bai Mu and said with a smile: "Let's go, let's go to the last layer to fight monsters!" ”
Watching the two people pass away, the fat man shook his head with contempt: "If there is a blame, I will shout three times that I am a pig!" ”
……
The air seemed to have been fried, and the smell was greasy and disgusting. The white-gray map is covered with red strips of cotton wool like seaweed, dancing desperately in the air, as if trying to grasp something but unable to do anything.
"I'm a pig."
"I'm a pig."
"I'm a pig." The fat man shouted happily three times under Tianqi's expressionless but obvious eyes, and saw Bai Mu looking at himself puzzled, and was about to explain, but heard her say: "You don't have to say it, you can see it." ”
Burst...... The fat man took out the blood bottle, I want to replenish the blood, when did I become the sister of the mending knife, and I still make up for it so ecstatically?
But at the moment, none of that matters, what matters is ......
"Is it really weird??" The fat man who was jumping and screaming trembled all over his body, and then looked at Tianqi's eyes as if he was looking at his own father: "Great God! You're a system brother-in-law, right? ”
Bai Mu heard him say this, and looked up at Tianqi: "Brother-in-law is my sister's sister-in-law, and I am really my sister-in-law." ”
Tianqi didn't speak, but also took out the blood bottle and took a sip silently...... Then he went around to the side to look at the black stele.
"A thought of foolishness is like a god, and a thought of wisdom is like a life. If you keep your mind pure, you can reach the Tao, such as grinding a mirror. The dirt is clear, the desire is cut off, and it deserves fate. All beings regard ten things as good and ten things as evil. What is ten? The body is three, the mouth is four, and the meaning is three. The three of the body, killing, stealing, and fornicating. Four mouths, two tongues, evil mouths, false words, and gossip. Meaning three, jealousy, fear, suspicion. The bitter sea is endless, and turning back is the shore. ”
"Hmm...... Hmm...... Hmmmm...... "The fat man also came up to look at it, and his mouth was huffing.
"Tongue bitten by a monster?" Tianqi thinks he is noisy.
The fat man covered his mouth and shook his head, and asked with a dog-legged face: "Great God, do you know all the words on it?" ”
"What do you say?"
"I know them all." Bai Mu raised his hand, but the fat man didn't believe it.
"What is this word?" He pointed to one, and Bai Mu read one.
The fat man is depressed, if only the great god knows, then at least it means that it is normal for him not to know. Along the way, he knew what Bai Mu's IQ was, and if it sounded good, it was called stupid and cute, and if it didn't sound good, it was brain-dead. But now that Bai Mudu knows the words, he doesn't know them, and the fat man begins to doubt his IQ.
We won't tell you that there are all kinds of incurable diseases in the Heavenly Library! Bang Bang Bang ...... The youkai eavesdropping in the background applaud, Lord Demon! Some people say that the little lady has a bad brain, go and kill him!
"What does that mean?" The fat man shamelessly raises the difficulty of the problem.
"I don't know." Bai Mu shook his head, the fat man deceived himself and felt that his IQ was fine, and then happily turned his head and asked Tianqi: "Do you want to fight?" ”
Tianqi walked around the edge of the map, and then turned back to study the words engraved on the stone tablet, and when he heard the fat man ask, the corners of his mouth sank: "You go up and fight." ”
The fat man shrank his neck: "Great god, don't bring this, you can say it if you want to use me as a pathfinder!" I won't say no. ”
"I know you won't refuse, so, I'll let you go and fight first!"
……
Naked oppression!
The fat man took out the hammer hard, and the previous equipment Tianqi didn't let him bind, for fear that it would be better to fall later, but who knew that they had never been able to touch the blame.
"Boom!" There was a muffled thud as the fat man's hammer smashed against those red bars.
"It's like hitting cotton." The fat man waved his hammer: "There is no blood either." ”
Special Monster: [Red Soft Body Tissue]
Grade:???
"Is it strange or not? Can't fight? The fat man also began to walk around the map.
Tianqi is still studying the words on the stone tablet. Bai Mu had been squatting on the side and didn't know what she was digging, and then she stood up and held a red strap in her hand and said, "This can't be dug down." ”
Tianqi turned around and smiled: "Hehehehe...... Xiao Mumu, if it weren't for you, how would we go through these eighteen layers of hell? The eyes flashed, the lips bloomed with a beautiful smile, and the elegant female voice carried a faint joy, like the echo of ice flowers splashing when the ice cube broke, beautiful and holy.
Bai Mu seemed to hear the voice of the Heavenly Bird of Paradise again, and Tianqi's beautiful face was imprinted on the bottom of her eyes, becoming smaller and smaller and turning into a black halo.
"You look so good when you smile." She is so stingy with praise, but it comes from the most sincere instinct.
The smile on Tianqi's lips deepened, and his chest rose and fell with the laughter: "Xiao Mumu likes me to laugh, I will always smile when I talk to you, okay?" ”
"Okay." Bai Mu raised her little face and greeted Tianqi, who was looking down at her, her eyes as clear as the cold moon.
The fat man stood behind and wanted to kick over, because Mao Dashen was always flirting in this weird and terrifying environment full of weirdness? I didn't see you look at each other when I didn't blame me before, why do you have to do this when it comes to fighting monsters?
As the team's cook and meat shield, the fat man felt the need to interrupt. Then I thought that since I had been positioned as a chef, I didn't need to play the meat shield in the future!
"That...... Are you all alright? "Rub, this sentence is so familiar.
Tianqi glanced at him, and the fat man shut up without a trace.
"Is Xiao Mumu afraid of those?" He pointed to the long red strips of cotton wool on the map.
Bai Mu nodded, and shook his head again: "Don't be afraid, it doesn't feel good." She pinched the red strap in her hand: "Slimy." ”
If it weren't for the fact that she couldn't identify it, she didn't know what kind of plant it was, and she would have thrown it away a long time ago.
"But...... This floor needs Xiao Mumu's help to get by! Tianqi spoke in a gentle tone, and the fat man rubbed goosebumps behind him.
Bai Mu's eyes lit up: "You can't get by?" ”
Tianqi smiled and shook his head: "I can't get over it either." ”