Text Chapter 15 There is no strange dungeon map
Wanting to turn back, Tianqi gently pinched her calf: "Good, don't look!" ”
"Hmm." Bai Mu responded, and saw the fat man running over with his head tilted and rolling his eyes, but he still couldn't help but turn his head to take a look.
"Nothing."
"It's all bugs, monster bugs." When the fat man saw Bai Mo turning around, he didn't care that he was about to suffocate to death, and turned his head to say to her: "Don't look, you like and dislike...... The voice suddenly stopped.
"I didn't ...... Gone? ”
Tianqi also stopped and glanced at the fat man: "What did you just see?" ”
"Such a big bug, lots of feet, and sharp teeth in the mouth." The fat man gestured.
The two men were silent.
Tianqi would not think that the fat man ran before and even vomited his stomach because he was wrong.
"Look, portal." Bai Mu pointed to the front and jumped down from Tianqi.
Tianqi touched his shoulder, a little disappointed. It would have been nice to stay in the river just now......
The map was silent, just as it had been when they had just passed it. There are black insect cocoons floating densely on the surface of the river, and the fat man walked over and wanted to poke it with his hand, but there were obviously insects coming out just now!
"When we're gone, you'll poke slowly."
The fat man retracted his hand, muttered vigorously in his mouth, but his action was not slow at all, and he followed Tianqi Bai Mu to light the teleportation stone.
At the same time, in the light brain control room.
"Xiao Mumu hates creatures with a lot of feet the most, what are you letting those disgusting things come out?"
Yan Jun was dressed in a purple robe, waving his arms, and the embroidery of the local tyrant's golden roses on the cuffs slapped on the face of staff member A.
"Which bastard designed this monster?" Yan Jun decided to kill him.
Staff B is crying at the computer, in order to prevent those bugs from coming out, they have just temporarily modified the game data, and canceled all the monsters that were originally going to come out.
"Yan Junda...... My lord......" Mr. C on the side risked death and said: "The earth ...... The underworld is the ...... you designed"
…… Yan Jun's eyes paused, and he glared at the two little demons: "I designed it?" I didn't put these bugs in the design! ”
Can you still be shameless? ABC-kun bowed his head silently.
Who did Nima say that it was impossible for the little lady to die at all, and even if she died, she would not be able to enter this hell copy. So the more disgusting it is, the better, disgusting those players, letting humans know how terrible the dungeon is, and seeing if they dare to commit suicide if they are okay in the future.
The official level crushes people to death, and the gods crush the demon to death!
"Okay, pay attention, there are still some disgusting things on the back floors, they've all been canceled!" Yan Jun was not ashamed at all, and he did not feel ashamed of cheating at all.
The light brain is the biggest, right, and it can't affect the game, right? Haha, I didn't say you can't change the data!
Yan Jun went back satisfied, and the rest of Mr. A, Mr. B, and Mr. C bit it, took out their handkerchiefs, and they wanted to make a report and ask for a change of guard!
Bai Mu naturally wouldn't know the stories behind them, and the three of them had already reached the fifteenth layer at this time.
Standing in a safe area, Tianqi turned off the system message, and just now the system reminded him obscenely that he was one step closer to the road to Yunyu with Bai Mu.
"I went to the forum and posted a post, and I said what happened just now, maybe it's a BUG, and the official will give me a reward!" The fat man said.
Tianqi ignored him, and looked at Bai Mu, who didn't know what grass to pull on the side, his eyes flashed faintly, and he didn't know what he was thinking.
"No blame, let's go straight over." Bai Mu threw the freshly picked grass into his backpack and pointed to the teleportation stone in the center of the map and asked.
Tianqi pulled Bai Mu around the map, this layer was like a big gray box, empty, there was nothing, except for the teleportation stone that flashed fluorescently in the middle.
"No mobs? No BOOS? The fat man is more convinced that the previous layer was a system BUG, and it is still a BUG: "Why don't I go offline and call the customer service number directly?" ”
"Special dungeons, can't be taken offline." Tianqi touched the surrounding stone walls, and there was no black hint stone tablet left, is it really a bug? But what's the deal with the teleportation stone?
"Aren't you leaving?" Bai Mu's tone was obviously questioning.
Simple children are so happy!
Tianqi smiled, and the fat man took the opportunity to take a screenshot. He has now figured out the pattern, as long as he talks to Bai Mo, Tianqi's smile must be charming, and when he talks to himself, he is either cold or laughs with an expression of do you want to die.
"Let's go, have you finished picking all the grass for Xiao Mumu?"
"It's over, and one will be useful." When Bai Mu said this, her tone was inexplicably a little proud, she felt that it was a very honorable thing that only she knew those grasses here.
Tianqi obviously saw the child's thoughts, and immediately entered the good parent mode: "Hmm! Our little Mu Mu is really amazing, in my opinion, those grasses all look the same! Tianqi touched Bai Mu's head, and the sparkle in his eyes was like a shallow sea weed, rippling with tenderness.
The fat man clicked on the screenshot and his hand was about to cramp, so he clicked on the video function directly. Emma, he now has all kinds of high-level deputy handsome expressions of the great gods, and all kinds of high-end and high-grade movements. Plus the appearance of this affectionate style now...... Whoa,It's time to come out with a collection.。
"Learn slowly, you can too." Bai Mu tilted his head, and then as if he remembered something, he also stood on tiptoe and patted Tianqi's shoulder.
Nima, the fat man is not calm.
Girl! Is it lame? Shouldn't you throw yourself into the arms of the great god and give him a kiss shyly? What a comforting look on your face!
You are tangled in hair, you don't see the great god's face is comfortable!
What the heavens prayed for was: Sure enough, it was a child, and he was the least wary of the first person he came into contact with. Look, just now he said that our little Mu Mu, Bai Mu didn't refute it!
…… Don't you think it's because her mind didn't even think that there was any special meaning in that sentence! Still is...... Do you really mean anything special?
Tianqi was satisfied and pulled Bai Mu to touch the teleportation stone, and the fat man followed behind with his eyes staring.
Fourteenth floor, no wonder, there is a portal.
Thirteen floors, no wonder, there is a portal.
Twelfth floor, no wonder, there are portals.
Eleventh Floor......
10th Floor......
Until the third floor, the fat man sat next to the teleportation stone and couldn't leave.
"This must be a bug, we're stuck inside, I'm waiting for a reply from customer service." There are so many layers of no blame, no blame means no treasure chest, and no treasure chest means no equipment.
Tianqi didn't kick the fat man this time, and let him sit there. Because he found that Bai Mu's durability value was about to be gone.
"Xiao Mumu, come, eat!" He took out a piece of whole-wheat bread from his backpack and handed it to Bai Mu.
In Chaos, the player will have a durability attribute slot, which is your stamina. When the durability goes to zero, you'll just be lying there and doing nothing. Although many games have similar settings, however, there is no stamina in Chaos that can kill people.
There was once a player who ignored this setting of the system god, did not eat to recover his strength, but let his durability value become zero, and then just lay in the wild, watching a wolf called Searching for the Fool's corpse appear in the same place and eat himself bit by bit.
Fortunately, he was fighting monsters before, and the pain system was adjusted to zero, otherwise you can imagine the consequences...... Still, the experience of watching himself being eaten bit by bit pierced his nerves deeply, and it is said that the player has been a vegetarian ever since.
There are many players in the game who learn cooking skills and prepare to open a restaurant in the future to make money. However, at this stage, the grade can only make some simple food, and the taste is a little better than raw food. The bread that Tianqi gave to Bai Mu was bought with money in the mall, and it was basically the same as the bread sold in reality.
In exchange for this, Bai Mu looked disgusted, and directly stuffed it back into his hand: "I'm not hungry." ”
In team mode, you can see the state of her teammates, Tianqi looked at Bai Mu's endurance value that was about to bottom out and asked her helplessly: "Doesn't Xiao Mumu feel that her body is getting heavier and heavier, and her movements are getting slower and slower?" ”
Bai Mu moved his arm, frowned and asked, "You hit me." ”
Looking up at the sky, the bread in his hand was almost crushed, what kind of logic is this...... Sure enough, is it still an overestimation of this baby's understanding?
"I didn't hit you, it's that your durability is running out, that is, you have no stamina." Tianqi tapped on Bai Mu's attribute slot. Bai Mu looked at it, his brows furrowed even deeper, why didn't he have this before?
Behind the scenes: Because in the past, every time you came back from a mission, I prepared a meal for you, and Hu Sanniang from the tailor's shop narrated.
The fat man jumped over: "Oops! Hungry? I have barbecue! He took a lunch box out of his backpack and opened it with a fragrant smell.
Bai Mu's little nose moved, and the fat man hurriedly handed over a pair of chopsticks, but Bai Mu didn't answer and looked at him.
"NEW! Haven't used it. This is a system disposable chopstick, and it will automatically decompose after one use! Fu Ze's mind instantly understood what Bai Mu meant, and hurriedly promised.
Bai Mu took it at this time, first clamped a small piece and carefully put it into her mouth, and saw her cheeks stir twice. Then he nodded at the fat man: "Well, it's delicious, you can cook." The tone was clearly joyful.
Tianqi snorted when he saw Bai Mo holding the lunch box and sending it to his mouth one after another.
The fat man shuddered, and looked at the heavens with cold eyes.
Emma...... Isn't it right to eat?
Tianqi pursed the corners of his mouth, didn't know where to wipe out a handkerchief, and gently wiped off the oil stains that Bai Mu rubbed on his face: "Xiao Mumu likes to eat?" ”
"Well, I can eat it."
The fat man rolled his eyes, he had heard of delicious and unpalatable, what is the standard for eating? And also...... He glared at the handkerchief that Tianqi wiped Bai Mu's mouth on. That's Long Jin Yun Silk! Right!
Let's poke him in the eye, I can't even buy that thing! It's the material for the purple suit!
I don't know how he grabbed it now...... Whew, I'm going to die!
"Since Mu Mu likes it, then you can follow us in the future!"
What? The fat man didn't react.