Chapter 371: Desperate Survival (Fifth Update)
Chen Feng took a step forward suddenly, divided by two by three, and directly ripped off his shirt, revealing the Tai Chi Qinglong tattoo inside, and he roared angrily: "Grandchildren, come on!" Lao Tzu is looking for you, come, Lao Tzu is going to open the seal. ”
Chen Shi quickly stopped and hugged him, crying and grabbing the ground, his expression changed and shouted: "Son, don't!" Don't open the seal, once you open the seal, there will be no grass in a radius of 100 miles, and all the demons and monsters will be scattered. This seal is too powerful, it is detrimental to the harmony of heaven, don't do this, this is evil! The consequences of creating a heinous evil are unimaginable...... Feed! You little devils, why don't you run away? I'll stop him, and you run away! Otherwise, when my son opens the seal, you will surely die......"
I'll go! Again?
Me: "......"
Lao Jia: "......"
The little monk who does not quit: "......"
Yu Xiaobei: "......"
Jiu'er covered her small mouth, put her arms around my neck, leaned into my ear, giggled, and whispered, "Huang Quan, these two people are so stupid......"
It's silly indeed!
The dozen or so evil ghosts outside looked at the father and son like fools.
A hanged ghost pounced directly, stretched out his long tongue, and was already wrapped around Chen Feng's neck from a distance of more than ten meters.
Chen Feng: "......Ahh Dad, help me! ”
Chen Shi slammed off his clothes and roared angrily: "It seems that my seal is also going to be broken...... Ah......h
There was a ghost baby who was extremely fast, rushed over, and a mouthful of ghost qi spewed out, spraying Chen Shi in the face.
This funny cry, his face turned pale, and he fell to the ground with a poof.
My mana is exhausted, and Lao Jia can play slippery.
The only one who can rely on it now is Yu Xiaobei, who is the best at tricking people.
Yu Xiaobei didn't cheat people this time. She pulled out a charm and put it on the tongue of the hanged man.
Taking advantage of the hanged ghost's efforts to retreat, he hurriedly pulled Chen Feng back.
Yu Xiaobei took out seven small flags from his arms.
Quickly planted a row in the corridor, and suddenly, a faint golden light emanated from the flag, and the golden light condensed together to form a barrier barrier.
The demons outside tried to enter, and when they touched the barrier, a spell suddenly lit up on the barrier, sending them back.
The little monk breathed a sigh of relief: "It's finally safe!" ”
Yu Xiaobei had a black face and scolded: "Safe fart!" These Seven Killing Order Flags can only block them for five minutes. After five minutes, they will rush in, and when the time comes, it will be a dead end. ”
The little monk was suddenly extremely depressed, he bowed his head and pondered alone, his face became more and more solemn, for a long time, he gritted his teeth, roared angrily, and said: "It seems that there is only a trick!" ”
Yu Xiaobei was stunned for a moment and scolded: "You little monk, do you still have a trick to hide?" We're all working hard here, aren't you alone? ”
Chen Feng said: "Not bad! Little bald donkey, you really owe a beating. The forehead of the hemp egg, there is a trick to use it quickly! ”
……
I covered my forehead and turned my head away, too lazy to look at the little monk.
I've seen his tricks.
Sure enough, the little monk roared angrily, and suddenly there was a backflip on the spot, which frightened Yu Xiaobei and Chen Feng, and then chanted the Buddha mantra loudly: "Great power is infinite, the Buddha's light is shining, King Kong subdues demons, and Arhat is reincarnated!" Descend the dragon Arhat, awaken! ”
Hehe......
This time, the spell has finally changed. One more sentence: The awakening of the Arhats of the dragon.
And then what about eggs?
He turned over a dozen times in a row, but still didn't wake up.
Chen Feng kept spitting at him angrily: "Stupid! ”
Yu Xiaobei was full of black lines, pulled my sleeve, and said, "Handsome, this little monk, is his head squeezed by the door?" ”
Handsome?
When did Lao Tzu become handsome?
I grimaced: "You're no better." ”
Yu Xiaobei crossed his hands into fists, put them on his chest, and looked at me with little stars in his eyes: "Wow, you look angry, you are so handsome......"
A bunch of neurotics!
Paralyzed, and with them to death, it's really drunk.
I can't die!
Even if I die, Jiu'er must live.
I stretched out my fingers to Chen Shi's body, and his ghost qi entered his body, and the ghost qi was good for me.
The ghost energy followed my fingers into my body and turned into mana.
Very weak, very weak......
However, with such an hour of mana recovery, I can barely use the sacrificial technique!
Today, even if I sacrifice all my luck and fortune to Fu Lu Shou, I have to find a way to open the passage of the ghost world and let Jiu'er out.
However, at this moment, the empty old bald donkey, who had been sitting on the ground and leaning against the wall, shouted, "Help me up!" Quick, help me up......"
The little monk stopped turning his heels and hurriedly helped him up.
The old monk trembled and unbuckled his belt.
The little monk who does not quit is full of black lines on his face.
Daoist Jia hurriedly hid in the distance.
I covered Jiu'er's eyes.
Yu Xiaobei turned his head and scolded angrily: "Hey! Old bald donkey, what do you do? ”
Chen Feng scolded and scolded: "These two bald donkeys, none of them are good." Just now, I found out that this old bald donkey's eyes were full of silver......"
The old monk was next to Chen Shi, who was in a coma.
When he took off his pants, he carried everyone on his back and was facing Chen Shi.
The little monk was frightened: "Master, he is a man, he can't be said!" ”
The old monk slapped him in the face and said angrily: "What a fart! Bring me a bowl! ”
Yarn?
Everyone was stunned.
The little monk was stunned for a while, and hurriedly brought the bowl over.
The old monk whistled, half loud, shivered, and urinated for most of the bowl.
He glared at all of us one by one and scolded, "A bunch of whores! If you are young, you can't learn well! Everyone has committed the lust precept, fallen into the **** of desire, the sea of suffering is endless, I have the heart to save you, but you are sinking into it, alas! Bodhisattva weeping, ......"
He took the bowl and threw it at the vent.
Rumble......
On the vent, the red light flashed, and the black gas churned. That seal was broken!
My go, and everyone present, had wide eyes.
Fantastic!
It just made everyone confused.
What's the matter, this empty old bald donkey turned out to be a virgin?
Make no mistake!
The monks of the Ten Thousand Buddhas Temple all said that he was a prostitute monk and that he was dissolute and loved freedom......
The old monk himself is also cheap, he takes off his pants when he sees a girl, and he doesn't even let go of the female ghost.
Who would have thought that this eighty-year-old old man would be a virgin!
However, facts speak louder than words, and the facts are in front of us.
The seal of the exit was splashed open by his boy's urine.
Chen Feng excitedly hugged the old monk and kissed him.
Daoist Jia was stunned for a while, but he smiled and held his stomach and breathlessly: "Monk...... You...... You're ...... Hahaha...... Laughing grandpa...... It's been so many years...... You're still a virgin...... Hahaha...... Dare to love used to brag in front of me...... Hahaha......"
I am full of black lines, and when I look at the old monk in the sky, it is already a lot more pleasing to the eye. It's just that I can't figure out why these masters do things so differently and strangely one by one no matter what.
Anyway, the exit is open!
Yu Xiaobei's Seven Killing Order Banner could still block the gang of ghosts outside for a few minutes. A few minutes is enough for us immediately.
The old monk shouted at the precept: "Boy, you go first!" ”