Chapter 370: Caught in a Desperate Situation (Fourth Update)
Lao Jia stopped doing it, and said with a hippie smile: "What, little brother, this is your fault." We are a team, what is the most important thing in the team? It is to take care of each other and be humble to each other. Here, there are the old, the weak, the sick and the disabled, and I am in the best condition, how can I compete with them? Come on, come on, let grandpa and I stay for you to break the queen, and the others first. Monk, you are a lot older, you go first. ”
The old bald man clasped his hands together and said, "I am a Buddha with mercy, if I don't go to hell, who will go to hell?" Let me be the queen and leave hope to you young people. Chen Feng, you go first. ”
Chen Feng turned his face on the spot: "!" Don't think I don't know what bad intentions you have, old bald donkey. Who knows if this ghost old lady has any conspiracy? Who knows if the other end of the vent is an exit? In case you crawl and crawl to the ghost king's lair, isn't it dead? ”
The ghost old lady hurriedly explained: "Gentlemen, my life is in your hands, how dare I deceive you?" But don't rush out now, this exit, there is still a seal. To break the seal, one thing must be used. ”
Chen Feng frowned and asked, "What is it?" ”|
Old lady: "Boy pee!" ”
Belch......
Boy urine.
Everyone looked at each other and stopped talking.
Female ones are excluded first. Jiu'er, Yu Xiaobei, little nun.
There are still me, Daoist Jia, the little monk who does not quit, the old bald donkey of the four empty air, Chen Shi and Chen Feng.
Chen Shi is definitely not a child, otherwise how did Chen Feng come here?
The old bald donkey is even more not, and it must also be excluded.
Not to mention Daoist Jia.
Now it's just me and Chen Feng, who don't quit the little monk.
Yu Xiaobei pushed my shoulder and said, "Brother Huangquan, quick, use your child's urine." ”
I was angry and said, "Who said I'm still a child?" Although Jiu'er is not my daughter, my son is about to be born. There are countless beautiful girls around my brother, you don't have to talk to me, I'm not a boy anymore. ”
Yu Xiaobei was a little sad, and after a while, he said, "It's okay, I won't dislike you." ”
Paralyzed, this chick is crazy.
I didn't bother to talk to her.
Chen Feng shook his hands and said, "Don't look at me, I'm not either." I'm married. My wife is four months pregnant, and if it weren't for the sake of making some milk powder money, my dad and I wouldn't have pretended to be from the 749 Bureau to go on this troubled waters. ”
Jia Daoshi said: "Don't shirk it, do you still need to think about this matter?" If you don't quit the little monk, where will it be your turn to get out? ”
The old bald donkey trembled and said, "Not bad, not bad! I adopted him when I was three months old and watched him grow up. He has never talked about a girlfriend, he is definitely a virgin. If you don't quit, what are you still doing in a daze? I'm going to pee. ”
Don't quit struggling, twisting and pinching.
I frowned.
The old bald donkey scolded: "You little rabbit cub, what are you doing in a daze? Hurry up. Waiting for hundreds of demons and monsters to come and bite us to death? ”
Yu Xiaobei asked, "Hey! Little monk, don't you abide by the rules and break the precepts? ”
The little monk blushed: "Hu ...... Nonsense...... I...... How can I break the vows......"
The old bald donkey swore and said, "Not bad! I know best this apprentice, everyone in the world has broken the vows, and he will never do it. Who is he? The reincarnation of the dragon Arhat, how can he violate the precepts of the Qing rule? If you say that about him, you are blaspheming the Arhats. Don't quit, quick, prove it to them! ”
The little monk was almost kicked several times by the old monk before he reluctantly left.
After a few moments, a bowl was served. It was filled with a bowl of urine.
The old bald donkey stroked his white beard, and his mouth was full of teeth, and he was chattering: "Look! Look at my apprentice's pee! The five colors are transparent, with a little dark yellow, clear as spring water, without a little impurity! This is a virgin! Standard virgins! Look at you, alas......"
He looked at me, shook his head and sighed: "Alas, young people nowadays, what frivolous and casual! ”
I didn't bother to talk to him.
staring at the little monk with red ears and trembling nervousness, he sneered.
The ghost old lady said: "Splash the child's urine into the vent, and then the seal will be automatically unsealed." Everyone only has half a minute, and in half a minute, they must all enter, otherwise, they will never be able to get out. You don't have to worry, I'll take the lead, my life is in your hands. You can scatter my soul into reincarnation at any time, I dare not lie to you. ”
The little monk held the bowl and trembled with his hands, not daring to splash it.
The old bald donkey snatched the bowl, scolded him, and then shouted, everyone is optimistic!
The boy's urine splashed towards the vent.
However, everyone stared at each other and waited for half a minute, but the vents did not respond at all.
The old bald donkey was stunned, an old face like pig liver, black and purple......
He couldn't help but roar, and directly kicked the little monk to the ground, and then rode on the little monk, punching and kicking, while scolding: "You little bastard!" When you say that you don't want to break the color ring, don't break the color ring, you just don't listen. What did Master tell you? The other rules and precepts are fine, but this color precept cannot be broken. It's good for you, the rest of the rules are in order, but the color ring is broken by Lao Tzu. Say! When was this? ”
The old bald donkey was really angry.
The little monk lay on the ground, protecting his head, and he beat him casually, but he didn't say anything.
Everyone was dumbfounded now......
The little monk was not a virgin, and all the boys present were gone. I have reached the door of the passage, but I can't get out. It's so embarrassing.
The only hope was shattered, Chen Shi and his son gritted their teeth: "Yes! Beat! Beat the little monk hard. scolded the person next door, as a monk, and went out to play girlfriend, it was cheap for him not to beat him to death! ”
The old monk fought for a long time, gasping for breath from exhaustion, and sat down on the ground, leaning against the wall, extremely depressed.
At this moment, Yu Xiaobei's face suddenly changed, and he shouted: "Not good! ”
We followed her gaze, and outside, there were more than a dozen evil spirits.
Each one has a 200-year-old path!
These evil spirits include hanged ghosts, ghost babies, lustful ghosts, and starving ghosts......
They surrounded them in an instant.
Minutes surrounded us at the end of the hallway.
Chen Shi scolded: "Made, this time you are dead!" ”
That's right, it's basically dead.
There is no way back, a dead end. Rushing forward, he was blocked by a dozen evil spirits.
Now, the only hope is the vent overhead, and however, none of the people present are children.
I'm running out of mana.
The little nun was unconscious, and she had always been carried by Daoist Jia.
Chen Shi Chen Feng was seriously injured, but he only knew a little bit of Taoism.
Yu Xiaobei, who has the strongest combat effectiveness, is estimated to be able to deal with only one despite his best efforts.
What the hell is going on?