The door of the Lu Mansion slowly opened, and a middle-aged man wearing a white robe and holding a wine gourd in his hand staggered out of it.

Looking at his swaying steps, Shao Yitian was really afraid that he would fall.

When Zheng Shuang saw this person, he immediately whispered to Shao Yitian: "He is Lu Zhenren Lu Dongbin." ”

Shao Yitian hurriedly looked at Lu Dongbin's appearance, wearing a long robe, with a fair complexion, a few strands of long beard fluttering, and a pair of fairy bones.

I'm going, I'm a handsome guy, if I'm in the mortal world, I don't know how many girls I'm going to die, I don't know how many I want to be, and the woman cheats?

"Who is calling me?" Lu Dongbin raised his head, and his originally half-squinted eyes suddenly came straight in the direction of Shao Yitian and Zheng Shuang like sharp swords.

As soon as Shao Yitian and Lu Dongbin's eyes collided, he immediately felt a cold air rushing from the soles of his feet to the Baihui acupoint in his head, and he shivered involuntarily, and he didn't dare to look at it directly.

Could it be that this is the legendary technique that can kill people with their eyes?

"Lu Zhenren, Lu Zhenren, we are from the Demolition and Relocation Bureau. Zheng Shuang shook the fat all over his body and stepped forward with a smile.

Lu Dongbin pulled the cork of the wine gourd, poured a sip of wine, and then glanced at Zheng Shuang with slanted eyes, and said with a mouthful of wine: "I don't need you to say that I know that you are from the Demolition and Relocation Bureau, and the skin on your body is like the skin on the body of a toad." ”

It is undeniable that the uniform of the demolition team is indeed too ugly, black from head to toe, and a large circle is embroidered with white needle and thread on the chest of the clothes, and a big word is written in the circle.

This uniform is completely ugly, okay? I don't know which guy with the water in his head designed it.

Lu Dongbin didn't have a good impression of the people in the Demolition and Relocation Bureau, and he didn't give Zheng Shuang a good color when he opened his mouth.

Although Zheng Shuang's heart was very unhappy, he was still smiling at the moment. There's no way, the master in front of him can't be provoked, who calls himself just a lowly-level immortal.

"Lu Zhenren, we came here today to negotiate with you about the demolition, do you see if you are free?" Zheng Shuang asked cautiously, for fear that Lu Dongbin would be unhappy and sacrifice his sword to cut off his head.

Lu Dongbin lifted the wine gourd in his hand slightly, and glared angrily: "Didn't you see that I was drinking?"

Zheng Shuang was so frightened by Lu Dongbin's eyes that he took two steps back, then walked to Shao Yitian's side and said, "Brother, you go." ”

Your sister, if you can't do it, I can't do it even more!

Shao Yitian stepped forward with a hard face, showed a smile, and said cautiously: "Lu Zhenren, look ......"

"You are not an immortal of the heavenly court, you are a mortal!" As soon as Shao Yitian opened his mouth to say a word, Lu Dongbin's sword-like eyes fell on Shao Yitian's body, and Shao Yitian's origin was revealed with one word.

Even if you don't get killed by Lu Dongbin's flying sword, sooner or later you will be scared to death by his eyes, it's really scared to death!

Lu Dongbin's eyes seemed to have a strong momentum invisibly, which caused great deterrence to Shao Yitian and made people shudder.

It seems that this level of high-level immortals is different, and they can judge Shao Yitian's origin at a glance. Like the two security guards of the Third Brigade of the Demolition and Relocation Bureau, they are completely blind and treat Shao Yitian as a big man and flatter.

"Lu Zhenren's eyes are really like torches, I am indeed a mortal. Shao Yitian nodded again and again.

When Lu Dongbin heard this, he asked with a puzzled expression: "One? Now people don't care about the number, do you talk about it?"

Shao Yitian hurriedly explained: "No, no, people still talk about numbers, and this one also means that it is an Internet word." ”

Lu Dongbin looked suddenly enlightened, and said: "I haven't gone down to the mortal world to play the world for a long time, tell me quickly, what Internet words have appeared in the mortal world now, lest I be unable to communicate with mortals next time I go down to mortals." ”

Shao Yitian said: "Lu Zhenren, there have been a lot of words on the Internet over the years, I'm afraid I won't be able to finish it for a while." ”

Lu Dongbin grabbed Shao Yitian's hand and said, "It's okay, I have time anyway, go into the house and talk to me slowly." ”

After speaking, Lu Dongbin pulled Shao Yitian closer to the house.

"Hey, fat man, you go back first and tell your captain Wang Geyan, and say that Lao Tzu borrowed his people for a day. After speaking, Lu Dongbin waved his left hand, and the door slammed shut.

Zheng Shuang at the door looked confused, and he didn't understand what was going on at all.

However, Zheng Shuang understood one thing, Shao Yitian was enthusiastically pulled into the house by Lu Dongbin, and the hope of demolition increased a little more.

Well, we have to go back quickly and tell Captain Wang about this.

Shao Yitian was pulled closer to the hall by Lu Dongbin, and Lu Dongbin conjured a cup of hot tea in front of Shao Yitian as if he were juggling.

"This tea is the tea leaves on the nine thousand-year-old tea trees at the peak of Kunlun Mountain, absorbing the essence of heaven and earth. Lu Dongbin introduced the origin of this cup of tea.

, that's a good thing! Brother Binge wouldn't deliberately exaggerate the value of this tea in order to learn Internet words from himself? Well, it shouldn't be, but Brother Binge is also a fairy with a head and a face, and he won't do such a worthless thing.

"Then I'll thank Bingo. As soon as Shao Yitian finished speaking, he secretly said that it was over, how could he call him Brother Bin in front of Lu Dongbin, this is too big and small.

"Lu Zhenren, I made a slip of the tongue just now, I'm sorry, Lu Zhenren, please don't take it to heart. Shao Yitian hurriedly apologized to Lu Dongbin.

Shao Yitian's face was nervous, and he looked at Lu Dongbin nervously, begging his grandfather to tell his grandmother, hoping that Lu Dongbin would not be angry.

Shao Yitian's worry was completely superfluous, Lu Dongbin waved his hand and said: "What kind of slip of the tongue, I like the title Brother Bin, I really like it, you will call me Brother Bing in the future, do you hear?"

Shao Yitian didn't expect Lu Dongbin to be so easy-going, so he immediately nodded and said, "I heard it, Brother Bin." ”

"I don't know what your name is?" asked Lu Dongbin.

Shao Yitian told his name to Lu Dongbin, and Lu Dongbin said: "I will call you Xiao Shao in the future." ”

"Xiao Shao, hurry up and drink the tea, hurry up and tell me all the Internet words after drinking the tea, I can't wait. Lu Dongbin urged, rubbing his hands together, looking like he couldn't wait.

Regardless of whether this tea is as magical as Lu Dongbin said, but it doesn't hurt, Shao Yitian picked up the teacup and slowly drank the tea, even chewing and swallowing the tea leaves in the teacup.

As soon as this tea is in the stomach, Shao Yitian feels that this tea is completely different from the tea he drinks in the mortal world, and after the tea belly, there is an indescribable comfort all over his body, that feeling is like a person who has been tired for a few days and nights without closing his eyes, and suddenly there is a soft bed in front of you for you to lie down, that kind of comfortable feeling is simply indescribable in words.

"Bingo, I may not be able to remember all of these Internet words, but I will say all of them now. ”

"Well, you hurry up, I really can't wait. “

"The gods and horses are all floating clouds, green tea, you are hanging like this, do your parents know if you know, the boat of friendship will capsize, and the cannon you have made an appointment will be ......finished with tears in your eyes."

Shao Yitian said all the Internet words he remembered one by one, Lu Dongbin is worthy of being a god, as long as Shao Yitian says it once, he can remember them one by one.

"Xiao Shao, what does it mean that this cannon I made an appointment with tears will be finished with tears?" Lu Dongbin is like a good student who is eager to learn, humbly seeking advice.

Shao Yitian said: "Brother Bin, this is really hard to explain. ”

"What's not easy to explain? We two big men, just say what you have to say, it's okay, Binge is not the kind of tall immortal, nor is he the rich and handsome you say. ”

Shao Yitian did not answer directly, but said: "Brother Bin, you have also stayed in the mortal world, there are many couples in this mortal world who are not in harmony, and if the husband and wife are not in agreement, it is easy for men to find mistresses outside, and women will go out of the wall." ”

Lu Dongbin nodded again and again, indicating that he completely agreed with what Shao Yitian said.

Shao Yitian continued: "In ancient times, men and women cheated by letters or intermediary. And now in the Internet era, various chat software has replaced letters, which has also led to the fact that both parties do not know each other, and only when they meet to do things that are not suitable for children to know each other's face. ”

"If you're lucky, you might get an appointment with one or two good-looking people. Under normal circumstances, it is good to make a date with a person who is worthy of the audience. If you're unlucky enough to meet a very fat dinosaur, you'll want to cry without tears. Therefore, this situation is more than summed up in this sentence: the cannon you have made an appointment with tears will be finished. ”