"Don't worry, it's not enough to get that zombie in your hands. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info "The old Taoist priest saw that the money was open, and he could take care of anything else?" Hurriedly dragged over the money, weighed a lot, didn't even count, and stuffed it directly into the pocket of his clothes. When he finished looking up, he found that Liu Orion was looking at his pocket.

Lao Dao thought for a while, "This Liu Orion has traveled so far, and the business delivered to the door has changed from 500 to 5,000, so it has to give people a meaning, otherwise they will be unhappy." If this ritual is yellowed, it will be a bad thing. There's three thousand dollars waiting for me over there. Thinking of this, he took out the money again, took out a hundred-yuan bill, and stuffed it back to Liu Orion, "Xiao Liu, you have also worked hard, this little money, take it to buy some fruits to eat." ”

Seeing this, Liu Orion thought to himself, "This old way is really sensible, but it's too picky, it's better to give two more." Thinking so in his heart, he said, "No, no, what's so embarrassing?" As he spoke, he stretched out his hand, as if he wanted to push him politely, but when his hand reached the money, he grabbed the money and stuffed it into his pocket, and then the two laughed, and the little Taoist priest who saw it was stunned.

When the three of them came to the village, the villagers saw that Liu Orion had brought the old Taoist back, and they all felt interesting, and they all looked at the old Taoist master and apprentice with curious eyes. The children also ran all the way, singing all the way, "Niu Nose, old Taoist, master sloppy, apprentice." "The old Taoist's morale nose is crooked, but it's a pity that in other people's territory, it's not easy to see like a child, so he only has a tense face and walks all the way. Fortunately, he met a few acquaintances on the road, and he said hello from afar, so he was more balanced in his heart.

When he arrived at the door of Zhao Daliang's house, Zhao Daliang heard Liu Orion shouting outside and said that the chief was invited, and he hurriedly greeted him. He had never seen this old Taoist priest, he thought it was a real person who was a fairy wind Dao bone, at first glance, he didn't expect it to be a lewd and shriveled old Taoist priest, followed by the little Taoist boy, also ignorant, not very clever. He pondered in his heart, "Sure enough, it's better to be famous than to meet, and it's better not to meet than to meet." ”

But Zhao Daliang, as the village head, naturally has the ability to act on the spot, although he looks down on the old Taoist priest in his heart, but he still has a smile on his face, and greets in his mouth, "The Taoist chief has worked hard, look up for a long time, come, come, sit in the house, and drink tea." He seemed to be enthusiastic and invited the old Taoist priest into the house.

The old Taoist priest looked at the village elder, and his heart was also a little worried. Shangtou Village has long since lost its village head, and I don't know what the village chief is like for a long time? When he came back to this village, looking at Zhao Daliang's dog-like village chief, the old Taoist priest was a little stunned in his heart, and thought, "This village chief doesn't know how many catties and taels of Taoism, don't be able to deceive him when the time comes, but he will be ashamed." The old Taoist priest was weak in his heart, and he didn't have Zhao Daliang's city government on his face, so he hung up on his thoughts, made a gloomy face, nodded and entered the house, and didn't speak.

When Zhao Daliang saw this face, he didn't like it even more, and thought, "Originally, I was looking for a zombie to get rid of it, but it's good, I got another zombie." ”

Everyone sat down, and after some greetings and temptations, Zhao Daliang didn't bother to be verbose, thinking, "Let's take a look at this old way first, don't be fooled by him." Thinking about this, he went straight to the point, "Dao Chief, what we are doing here, I think Xiao Liu has told you, do you think this thing can be done?" ”

"What's not to be able to do? It can be done! The old Taoist priest's mouth is still quite hard, and his voice is quite loud, he is afraid that Zhao Daliang will see the flaws if his words are soft, and the three thousand yuan is gone, not to mention, he can't even keep these in his pocket.

"I can do it, I still want to ask for advice, what should I do about this?" Zhao Daliang asked curiously and tentatively.

"What to do? Can Village Chief Zhao know Taoism? The old Taoist priest pretended to ask, afraid that this Zhao Daliang also knew something about dancing gods and ghosts, so it would be even more difficult to fool.

Zhao Daliang was frozen by this question, he really didn't understand, waved his hand and replied, "Hehe, I don't understand, I don't understand, I really don't understand this, so I have to ask the Taoist chief, what to use in general, I will tell the villagers to help prepare." ”

The old Taoist priest was relieved, but said, "It's good if you don't understand." "He's leaking his mouth.

Zhao Daliang didn't really listen, "What did you say, Dao Chief?" ”

"Huh? Oh, what I'm saying is that it doesn't matter if you don't understand, in fact, you don't need any help, I brought everything you should bring. You help arrange an incense case, find some sacrificial fruits, steamed fruits, and so on, and a pig's head, do you have them? The old Taoist priest hurriedly covered up.

"Yes, yes, all of these things, we are slaughtering them now. What is the Taoist going to do with these? Can you tell me about it, so that I can also open my eyes and gain a long insight. Zhao Daliang then asked, and he wanted to know what this old Taoist priest was going to do.

"Ah, it's just to do a ritual and surpass the soul. As the saying goes, salute before soldiers. Zombies are such a thing, that is, the souls of the dead are not scattered, attached to the body, but the three souls are incomplete, they are able to walk and jump, and they want to suck people's flesh and blood to enrich their own physical strength. So I'll start a dojo and surpass the soul. If the evil beast receives the incense, it will naturally not make trouble, if not, I will ask the ancestor to subdue the demon method and suppress it. ”

This nonsense, the old Taoist priest said sonorously and forcefully, bluffing Zhao Daliang into a daze, and muttered in his heart, "Could it be that I have lost my eyes, this Taoist priest is a real person and does not show his face?" Thinking of this, Zhao Daliang's words and demeanor were also a little respectful.

Then, Zhao Daliang asked the old Taoist priest to go to the firewood room to see the dead animals. At first, the old Taoist priest pretended to be a big head of garlic. But when he entered the firewood room, he saw the dead animal carcasses that were lifeless all over the ground, but did not stink and rot, but only smelled fishy, and his face was a little ugly. He didn't know how these things died, and he suddenly lost his confidence in his heart. In the end, when he saw the big monkey that Shanbao had carried back, the old Taoist priest couldn't hold back, and cold sweat broke out.

Looking at the ape, Lao Dao felt as if he saw a real person lying there with his blood sucked dry.

"Could it be that there are really zombies?" The old Taoist priest was almost scared to pee, his legs and stomach were a little weak, and he kept muttering in his heart.

When Zhao Daliang accompanied the old Taoist priest out of the firewood room, he found that the old Taoist priest was a little abnormal, and his body was a little shaky, so he asked strangely: "Why are you a little shaking, Daoist?" Not feeling well? ”

The old Taoist priest tried his best to stabilize himself and make a compassionate appearance, "As the saying goes, God has the virtue of a good life, and we cultivators dare not be slightly contaminated with meat every day. It is very infuriating to see this beast kill so much today, and if I had not been kind-hearted, I would have gone up to the mountain to suppress it now. It's so annoying, angry Lao Tzu, eh, no, it's the old way, I'm going to tremble. The old Taoist priest shouted these words in a voice that was very lacking in confidence but seemed to be extremely angry, first, to give himself some façade, and secondly, to vent the fear in his heart.

Liu Orion next to him wondered, "Not sticky meat?" And who ate the pheasant I hunted last time?" He thought it sounded funny, but in order to swallow the thousand yuan, he didn't break it, but just thought in his heart, "It seems that this old Taoist priest doesn't have any skills, I still want to move out of here as soon as possible, otherwise there will be a zombie, and the life of the whole family will be here." But to find a chance, I still have to pick up some tickets from the old Taoist priest, and I can't let him go alone. ”

Zhao Daliang listened to the words of the old Taoist, but he didn't think much about it, only heard that he didn't eat meat, so he shouted to the daughter-in-law who was cooking in the kitchen, "Old woman, the Taoist doesn't eat meat, the chicken, duck and fish you prepared are all withdrawn, and some light fresh vegetables and fruits are replaced." ”

In the kitchen, his wife complained to him, "I didn't say it early, it's all ready, the chickens and ducks are stewed, he doesn't eat it, you and Liu Orion and the children can eat it." ”

Zhao Daliang is a little afraid, usually his wife gives him face and asks him to pretend in front of everyone, but in the big and small things at home, his wife spoke, and Zhao Daliang didn't dare to disobey, so he only smiled at the Taoist priest embarrassedly, "Then I have to ask the Taoist master to be considerate." ”

The old Taoist priest thought that those dead animals were disgusting, and he didn't know how to deal with the unknown things that were coming, so he was in a trance.

Zhao Daliang asked the old Taoist priest when he would start to open the altar, and the old Taoist priest replied absentmindedly, "This thing, doing it in the daytime, is useless, it has to be done at night." In fact, he was already in a mess, and he didn't think about how this matter would end, so he replied so casually, and he could drag it out as long as he could, and slowly thought about it.

When Zhao Daliang heard him say this, he gave up.

The three of them had a bit of a chat, and it was time for lunch. Everyone sat down, and there were a bunch of meat and vegetarian dishes on the table, and there were a lot of dishes.

The village chief of Zhao Da and his daughter-in-law didn't know what the host and guest was, and they didn't care what meat or vegetarian was, so they just piled up one and made the fragrance overflowing, and the old Taoist priest also put fish and meat dishes in front of him.

The old Taoist priest and the little Taoist priest got up early in the morning and hurried away, and at noon, they were really hungry, so they pretended to be polite and started eating.

Village Chief Zhao also poured a glass of old wine hidden in his cellar for everyone, tasted it for the old Taoist priest, and said while pouring the wine, "The Taoist chief doesn't eat meat, this wine is still eaten, right?" ”

When Zhao Daliang said this, the little Taoist priest was grabbing a duck's butt and gnawing on it, and the old Taoist priest's chopsticks were also falling on the back of a fish.

When Zhao Daliang said this, the old Taoist priest remembered that he had just said that he would not touch meat, and his old face turned red all of a sudden. This old man loves to eat fish the most, and the chopsticks have fallen on the back of the fish, but he can't do it, and he is really itching. But if you say it, you can't get it back, so you can only collect the chopsticks.

He lifted the chopsticks awkwardly, and then nodded at the fish, "This fish is good, why don't you make a sacrifice at night." ”

Zhao Daliang was stunned when he heard this, "And those who take fish as sacrifices?" Shouldn't you use pig's head, cow, sheep, chicken, duck and goose? ”

When the old Taoist priest heard this, he was stupid again. yes, who took fish as a sacrifice? can only play haha, "Ah, haha, haha, ah, yes, that, this, this look, if it is to worship ancestors, worship gods, etc., naturally use those, but this zombie, this, that, this, it is plain, it is the most favorite to eat fish, so it is best to do things for the souls of the zombies, and use this to make sacrifices." "Actually, he thought about keeping the fish and eating it himself at night."

When Zhao Daliang heard this, he seemed to believe it or not, and replied, "It's okay, isn't it just a fish?" I still have salted fish at home, and when I use salted fish as a sacrifice at night, the zombie is also a dry salted corpse, and this salted fish is also salty, which is just a good match. After speaking, while laughing, the chopsticks were forked, and the fish was opened, and then beckoned Liu Orion to eat the fish.

This fish is indeed well done, with both color and flavor. Liu Orion is also honest and polite, the eldest is a bream, directly sandwiched the head of the fish and the upper half of the fish body, put it in his bowl, drink a little wine, and eat the fish.

Zhao Daliang thought in his heart that this old Taoist priest couldn't eat meat, and his wife and children didn't like to eat fish, so he sandwiched the second half of the fish tail into his bowl. A huge bream was divided by the two of them.

The old Taoist priest watched the two of them eat fish and drink, and his mouth watered. But I can't use it myself, so I can't only pick two greens, radish, and peanuts to feed the worms.

His intestines were all repentant, and he secretly scolded himself for being a cheap mouth, and he shouldn't say anything that doesn't eat meat. This time, I got a table of delicious food in my mouth, and I couldn't use it, I really did it myself.