12 Rites
The old man couldn't eat the fragrant chickens, ducks and fish on the table, and he thought of the pile of dead things, and he didn't know what the zombie thing was. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info two things together, he was quite anxious and depressed in his heart, sitting there, sulking, and drinking hard.
While drinking, he suddenly looked up and saw the stupid apprentice grabbing a fat duck leg and gnawing it. This fat duck is a roast duck that Zhao Daliang knew that the Taoist priest was coming, so he specially asked someone to bring it from the bottom of the mountain. It seems that this little Taoist priest also likes this mouthful, a duck was half dried by him three times and five divided by two, and his mouth was full of oil.
The old Taoist priest saw that the little Taoist priest was eating happily, and his heart was even more bitter, looking at a hollow cabbage stalk without leaves between his chopsticks, and then looking at the fat duck leg that the little Taoist priest grabbed in his hand, this anger did not hit one place. There are four people at a table, he is a vegetarian alone, and everyone else eats meat, and the old Taoist priest is extremely unbalanced. put down the chopsticks, and slapped the little Taoist priest on the head, "How did Pingsu teach you?" How dare you touch meat in vain, what a sin. ”
The little Taoist priest was stunned for such a moment, unprepared, and didn't know why he was beaten. muttered in his heart, "I'm usually in the temple, and I don't have this rule, so I don't want to eat what I want, why did I suddenly change the rules today?" ”
This little Taoist priest is also not very good at brains, and he didn't return to the taste at that time, although he was beaten, the fat duck leg in his hand couldn't help but send it in his mouth.
When the old Taoist priest saw this, he was even more angry, and he raised his hand to fight again.
But he was stopped by Liu Orion, "Master Dao, forget it, let him eat." If you are a person who has strict precepts and has attained the Tao, that is. This kid is just when he grows up, so it's good to eat more meat. He opened the vows, and the Sanqing Master naturally punished him, telling him to be a mortal in the flesh, and he couldn't be an immortal, so he deserved it, so you don't care. In fact, what he thought in his heart was, "What kind of garlic is it, which green onion are you, can I not know?" ”
When the old Taoist priest heard this, he had to hold it in his heart, thinking that there were still three thousand yuan in people's hands, and it was not good to have a seizure, so he had to endure it.
Seeing this, the little Taoist priest couldn't stop the ** table full of fish and meat, and he didn't have these delicious foods. Therefore, I don't care if I will be beaten and scolded by the master after I go back, so I will eat enough first.
With Liu Orion under his guard, the little Taoist priest ate even more cheerfully.
The old Taoist priest watched the other three people eating happily, he was still green vegetables, radishes, peanuts, and rice, which was quite aggrieved, and couldn't help but look up to the sky and sighed, and then accompanied the three of them to finish the meal.
He was in a bad mood and didn't eat well, so the old Taoist priest didn't even eat enough, and poured a lot of stuffy wine. Finally, when he finished eating and leaving the table, he did not forget to instruct, "The fish, meat, wine and dishes used in the sacrifice at night should be made sumptuously." In this way, my rituals will be made more solemn. He was still worried about not eating well during the day and making up for it at night.
The old Taoist priest drank the wine, his stomach was empty, and he was a little dizzy when he got off the table. Hurriedly instructed the apprentice and Liu Orion to prepare such and such things for the evening ceremony.
After the order was finished, he asked the little Taoist priest to take charge, find a place by himself, and sleep on his head.
Seeing this, Zhao Daliang had to let Liu Orion follow the little Taoist priest and prepare the things used in the dojo, although the little Taoist priest was a little stupid, but he was also familiar with the fancy shelves of this dojo, so it can be seen that he also followed the master out to cheat and deceive.
What the little Taoist priest wanted, Zhao Daliang asked Liu Orion to go to the villagers to ask for it. After working for an afternoon, I set up an offering table, incense case, and a spell casting dojo. Then in the evening, Zhao Daliang's daughter-in-law made the offerings together with dinner and placed them on the offering table.
I ate well at noon, it was the first meal, and it was used to catch the wind. The second meal of the night was not so rich. In addition to heating up the things that were not eaten at noon, and adding a few side dishes, it is considered to be alive. It doesn't seem to have the abundance of fish and meat dishes for the sacrificial season.
At dinner in the evening, the old Taoist priest woke up, and this sleep was good with the help of wine, and he shook out energetically. Seeing that the things on the table were more abundant than those on the table, the old Taoist priest was very happy, and thought, "Whatever you want, I'll add a meal in the evening, have a supper, and have a good tooth sacrifice." ”
With this little Jiujiu, the old Taoist priest's mentality is much calmer. In addition, I was mentally headed, and my stomach was really hungry, so my appetite at the dinner table was better than that of others. At noon, the best meat dishes were eaten into remnants, and in the evening, the new dishes were all vegetarian dishes and pickles, and everyone's treatment was about the same, so the appetite of the other three people was worse, but the old Taoist priest ate more fragrant than the rest.
When there was something at night, Lao Dao didn't dare to drink, he only ate, and ate three sea bowls, which made Zhao Daliang dumbfounded, "This old Taoist priest doesn't look shriveled, the amount of food is really not small." ”
When you have eaten and drunk enough, you can get to work.
The old Taoist priest first checked the situation of the dojo, and saw that the dojo was placed in the middle of Zhao Daliang's courtyard, and in the middle of the dojo was a big blanket depicting the Bagua Taiji diagram, which was on the ground, which was where the old Taoist priest cast his spell. Facing the gate, there is a big yellow cloth offering table incense case, nine thick incense candles in the middle, dried flowers on both sides, there is an incense burner at the back, and the front is facing the door is to offer sacrifices, and a table of dishes is placed.
Originally, I put some fruit pasta, but the old Taoist priest didn't eat good things at noon, and he was greedy, so he insisted that people serve food on the table, and he had to have chicken, duck and fish meat, and there was a big pig's head in the middle. Fortunately, Zhao Daliang and they don't understand, otherwise they would have scolded their mother.
The gossip blanket is on the other side of the back room, that is, a small table is placed opposite the yellow cloth offering table to make a small incense case, and there are two small incense burners on it, one incense burner has a few fine incense sticks in the distance facing the deep mountains behind the house, and the other incense burner is empty. Originally, this small table could have been placed in front of the coffin. This time to the zombie to do something, the zombie will move, and there is no trace, so I don't know where this table should be facing, so just as the zombie is in the deep mountains, this small table is facing the back room, far away to the back mountain, which is also good.
But the old Taoist priest looked at this formation and felt bad. It's not good for him to steal food in the middle of the night. So he ordered to turn around, and the rhubarb cloth offering table with the tributes was placed on the wall, and the tributes were facing this wall, and there was just a person hidden between the offering table and the wall, and the old Taoist priest planned to eat here.
As soon as the orientation of the offering table changed, Xiaoxiang's case also changed, and the orientation of the entire dojo was wrong, facing the place where the living people lived, and I didn't know who was going to do it.
The old Taoist priest didn't care about all this, and ordered everyone to set up the dojo according to his wishes, and put on the Taoist robe with the little Taoist priest, Rao Youjie is, and slowly walked around the courtyard. first talked to the little Taoist priest, then walked into the gossip blanket, burned incense and worshiped in front of the small incense case, and read it in his mouth, and everyone didn't know what he was reading.
Then, the old Taoist priest took out a card plate, took the card plate and muttered something, read a paragraph, and put something on the card plate as if by magic, and then sent it to the empty incense burner of the small incense case to burn.
In this way, it took a long time. Also called the little Taoist, take out the wooden sword, string the rune paper, burn a talisman, dance the wooden sword for a long time out of thin air, and start chattering again, while chanting, while calling the little Taoist priest also took a wooden sword, into the field, the two of them played monkeys around the center of the carpet Taiji diagram jumped around for a long time, until the incense on the table was burned, it was over.
The movement of this Dharma event is not small, and the master and apprentice are also really hardworking, after all, they have given thousands of oceans, and they don't make any noise, which is not very like words. The village is close, good things, all came to see, fortunately, it was not very late to do things, after reading it, everyone rushed back to the house to sleep, for fear that the zombie was not lowered, and he was caught by the zombie halfway home to eat, which was very bad.
After the old Taoist priest and the little Taoist priest finished tossing, Zhao Daliang invited them to have supper again. The old Taoist priest saw that the supper was a bowl of egg noodles, so he couldn't look at it, and wanted to keep his stomach to eat it secretly at night, so he pushed it off. So the little Taoist priest honestly and unceremoniously made two bowls of noodles and ate them for the old Taoist. Then Lao Dao and Xiao Dao went to sleep again.
The little Taoist priest was tired for a day, and he fell asleep when he lay down. The old Taoist priest slept all afternoon and couldn't sleep at night. In the first half of the night, I was wondering how to end this matter.
After thinking about it, he felt that something was wrong with this matter in Xiatou Village. In the past, people were given to do things in the ashram, and some of them were dead people, and they were told to do transcendence, and there was no other vision except that the dead were on the edge of the ashram. Some of them are talking about something, but they can't be seen or touched, and they don't know if it's really making trouble, or if it's what people think in their hearts. So it doesn't seem like there's anything to be afraid of.
So those rituals, the old Taoist priest went to dance the gods and make ghosts, and he was fooled.
But this time it was different, this time there were real animal corpses there, and there must have been something to eat these animals. Otherwise, how could they all die and look the same?
If the people in the village really forced him to go to the mountains to submit to this thing, then wouldn't his old Taoist priest be looking for death?
The more I thought about it, the more I felt that something was wrong, and finally made up my mind that I would leave early tomorrow morning.
The old Taoist priest was thinking wildly, and in the second half of the night, he heard some noise in the courtyard outside. He thought to himself, "Don't let those tributes be eaten by rats, that would be a pity." Why don't I hurry up and eat some, I'm full and I'll leave early tomorrow morning, and I won't eat him for breakfast. ”
Thinking of this, Lao Dao looked up and looked outside at the sky, it was already past midnight. He got up slowly, crept to the door, and looked around the other rooms, all of which were out of the lights and did not move.
The old Taoist priest tiptoed against the wall, stared at the tribute on the table, walked to the incense case, and finally glanced at it hurriedly, and saw that there was no one around, so he quickly got under the table with his hands and feet, and then leaned against the wall, which was also very comfortable. Stretched out his hand and grabbed a plate of vegetables, although it was cold, he could see the whole chicken by the moonlight.
The old Taoist priest was greedy, so he picked it up and gnawed it, and when he took a bite, a large piece of chicken came to his mouth, and he chewed a few bites violently, and the taste was not right.
The chicken is too old to rot. Not even the salt, let alone the other condiments. When I ate it in my mouth, the meat was still a little tasty and rancid. The old Taoist priest chewed a few more bites, and immediately spit it out, "Phew, bah, what the hell, this village chief's daughter-in-law, stealing and playing tricks, this tribute is just foolishly made, and it is completely incomparable to what people eat at the lunch meal." I'm really. ”
The old Taoist priest was angry in his heart, looking at the plate of chicken in his hand, he was really unappetizing. But he didn't give up, and threw the chicken aside, and reached out to touch the other dishes.
But this time, the thing I touched was very strange, like a claw, more like a human hand.
The old Taoist priest wanted to catch it to see what it was, but he didn't move.
He wondered in his heart, "I didn't notice such a thing during the day." ”
Lao Dao stuck his head out from between the incense case and the wall, originally wanted to see what he had touched, but he didn't think about it but saw the situation of being scared to death, and he was so frightened that his soul was not possessed, two of the three souls were lost, and six of the seven souls were lost.