The old Taoist priest got out of the table, raised his eyes, and was half frightened. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

His own hand was grasping a black, pickled hand on the offering table, which was holding a boiled bais for tribute, as if he wanted to eat the husk.

When I looked up from that hand, I saw a dark figure standing in the shadow under the corner. This man looked ragged and smelled, and if he were a living man, he would have not bathed for a young man.

If it's a dead man? Wouldn't that be a zombie?

When the old Taoist priest thought of this, all the remaining souls and souls were frightened and flew out of the clouds.

Fortunately, he didn't faint in fright, but he felt that his whole body was out of strength, and he fell to the ground suddenly, his head hit the edge of the table, and he picked up the boss's bag. He also didn't feel pain.

He wanted to get up and run, but his legs and feet were weak, and he couldn't stand up at all, and he couldn't run. I wanted to shout, but my mouth was out of control and I couldn't open it.

I could only watch this "thing" on the side of the table, and I didn't know what to do.

The old Taoist priest was scaring himself, but the "thing" actually moved, tilted his body, lowered his head again, and looked at the old Taoist priest in the gap between the offering table and the wall. The old Taoist priest was even more afraid, for fear that this was the zombie who would come and eat himself.

In the midst of despair, he suddenly heard this man speak, "You, eat!" Me, eat! ”

Can talk? That's people, huh? I haven't heard of zombies talking.

The old Taoist priest went from trembling and trembling, and his soul was not possessed to his body, to a half-shocked and half-surprised appearance, and his soul was half back. Think again, if it's a zombie, you can't bend your body down. So, not zombies?

Thinking of this, the soul of the old Taoist priest came back ninety percent, and there was only a little bit of panic left.

He mustered his courage, got up slightly, gestured at the tribute on the table, and asked in a low voice, "You, are you here, wanting, eating these?" ”

The man nodded stupidly, "Eat, eat!" ”

This voice sounds stupider than a little Taoist.

The old Taoist priest was completely relieved this time, and his soul was all in place. He sat on the ground and soothed his little heart, "Oh my god, it scared me to death." ”

He sat down under the table, steadied his soul, put back the heart that had been raised to his throat, and then looked up, only to see that the man was still looking at him stupidly, but he did not eat.

"Aren't you going to eat?" The old Taoist priest asked again.

The man nodded.

The old Taoist priest slowly got up, looked at the offering table, and thought, "It seems that this guy is also here to steal tribute." Thinking of this, he glanced at the man carefully, and this time he saw clearly by the moonlight, and it turned out to be a scruffy beggar-like fellow, with unkempt hair that was dirty, twisted into locks, and stinking outward. And the hair covers the face, and I can't see what it looks like. It's just that I vaguely saw two eyes through the gaps in my hair, which were quite bright and emitting fine light. It seems that this man is not only sloppy, but also a fool.

"Then I didn't run away, I must have come for these tributes." Lao Dao pondered, "If this guy also eats together, the movement is too big." If you wake someone up, it must not look good. Fortunately, this kid is stupid, and he can't tell people about my stealing food, so he has to find a way to send him away. ”

Thinking of this, he glanced at the tribute on the table, and a bad idea popped into his heart.

"These are tributes, not to be eaten." The old Taoist priest pretended to whisper, "If the people in the house see you stealing the tribute, you will have to be killed." ”

The stupid boy seems to understand whether he understands or not, and he seems to ask whether he asks, "Huh? I don't know if he understands it.

"But I'm old-fashioned and kind-hearted, and I'll let you eat some of it. But you have to take it, you can't eat it here. With that, he shrank down, went under the table, picked up the chicken he had just rested on the ground, and stuffed it into the silly boy.

But the stupid boy was holding the chicken, and his eyes were still on the bastard.

The old Taoist priest saw that he refused to leave, and although he was reluctant to let the king go, he wanted him to get out of the house quickly. So I endured the pain and cut my love, and I also arrested the king and stuffed it into the boy.

The silly boy took the king and grinned, and then his eyes were fixed on the salted fish again.

This time the old Taoist priest quit, fish is his favorite food, and he resolutely can't let it, so he finally grabbed a roast duck and stuffed it into the stupid boy, and then scolded him viciously: "Don't be too greedy, don't go, I'll call someone." ”

The stupid boy was scolded by him, he seemed to know something, he knew that he was scolding him, looked down at the chicken and duck king in his hand, maybe he felt that it was barely enough, so he smirked, turned around and walked to the door.

Lao Dao finally relieved himself when he saw that he was leaving, but when he walked towards the door and knew that he was going to open the door, his heart was raised again. If this guy opens the door too loudly and wakes up the people in the house, then although he has an excuse to excuse himself, he has no taste for stealing food.

Lao Dao hurriedly got out of the offering table, and shouted in a low voice, "Slow, slow, slow......" while stopping in front of the fool, trotted all the way to the door, opened the door, and turned around to tell the fool to go out.

But looking back, the yard is empty, where are there any fools?

Lao Dao was startled again this time, and subconsciously covered his mouth and didn't call out, "Sure enough, the evil sect, could it be that you really met a ghost?" ”

He looked around, and saw a man riding on the south courtyard wall, the fool, looking at him, and smiling "hehe", and then jumped out of the courtyard wall and left.

The old Taoist priest looked at the direction in which the fool disappeared, and was a little dizzy, "This guy is really stupid and stupid?" The skills are good, and the rammed earth courtyard wall that is more than one person high will go up silently. It seems that he is used to stealing chickens and dogs. No wonder when he entered the courtyard just now, he only heard the slightest movement, like a mouse. ”

He quietly closed the door again, and then looked around, but there was no movement, and they all fell asleep. After this trouble, the old Taoist priest's stomach was empty again, so he quickly got back under the table and touched something to eat. Eat what you like to eat first, so the first is the salted fish. This time, the salted fish tasted slightly better than the rancid chicken, but compared to the lunch meal, it was still a lot worse. But this fish is Lao Dao's favorite thing, so I just ate it.

After eating the fish, he pulled a few more things to eat, but they didn't taste good. The old Taoist priest was very disappointed, and he was not interested, and while eating, the drowsiness came up, and finally he fell asleep with half of the pig's nose in his mouth.

I don't know how long I slept this night, the old Taoist priest didn't eat well, this side fell asleep, while I had a good dream of eating delicious food, eating and eating, it rained heavily in the dream, this rain was scary, and he was directly scared to wake up.

After sobering up a little, he realized that he was still under the table, and his heart was shocked. For fear of being found out that he was stealing food, he quickly opened his eyes and carefully checked outside the table, fortunately, the sky was not yet bright, and the courtyard was still dark, but he saw a figure carrying his pants to the guest room, who else could the back be if it was not a little Taoist?

The old Taoist priest saw that it was no one else, so he put his mind at ease, and then he felt a smell of urine on his head and body. The hair on his head was wet, and his clothes were also wet, and the water in his hair flowed down his face and to his lips. He felt that something was quite wrong, and suddenly reacted, eighty percent of the little Taoist priest got up in the middle of the night and urinated urgently, and sprinkled urine on the side of the offering table, which happened to be on his head.

Thinking of this, the old Taoist priest was so disgusted that he almost didn't vomit out all the things he ate at night, but thinking that those were all good things, he was reluctant to vomit, rushed from his stomach to his throat, and was forcibly swallowed back by the old Taoist priest.

This time it's really disgusting to the old way.

Quickly got up quietly, crept back to the room again, picked off the wet clothes, found the water tank, got some water, washed his head, face and body quickly, and didn't dare to find someone to ask for hot water, so he had to use cold water, which made him snot run, and couldn't help sneezing. This toss took his life. Fortunately, the little Taoist priest who tamped the goods hadn't woken up yet, this guy was a rammer, and he just got comfortable urinating and got on the bed to raise the corpse, and the sky-shaking thunder probably couldn't wake him up.

The old Taoist priest looked at the comfortable appearance of the little Taoist priest sleeping, and he was angry, and secretly ruthless: "When you return to the Taoist temple, I will slowly clean you up." ”

After a night of trouble, the old Taoist priest was exhausted and had no clothes to change, so he had to put on the Taoist robe that brought the practice and lay on the bed, which was stable. After a while, I also fell asleep.

I slept until dawn, and then I was woken up by the shouting outside the house.

"It's terrible, it's terrible, there are a few things missing from the tribute, and the rest are still eaten, how can this be done. Quick, fast. Go and invite Master Dao out. ”

Listening to the voice, it was Zhao Daliang's wife shouting Zhao Daliang.

Then he heard the sound of footsteps kicking and kicking, Zhao Daliang took three steps and made two steps, and rushed into the guest room with a roar, "Dao Chief, it's hard to pull, the tribute has been eaten." ”

"Ahh The old Taoist priest opened his eyes wide, pretended to be surprised, and then did not wear any shoes, rushed out of the door, and rushed straight into the dojo in the courtyard.

"Ah~ya~, ah~ya~ya~, it's amazing, this zombie is too edible, and he ate everything on the table." The old Taoist priest pretended to be amazed. Others also followed and shouted, but they didn't know that this "zombie" who stole food was around.

"Alright, alright, alright," the old Taoist priest applauded and cheered, "this is a great thing." My Dharma has been fulfilled, and eighty percent of the zombies have received tribute, and the souls left on their bodies should return to their places and enter the six realms of reincarnation. This matter is over. You can live in peace. ”

The old Taoist priest made a complacent look, as if the zombies had been eliminated and the world was peaceful.

But Zhao Daliang's family didn't think so.

What they thought was: Originally, this zombie didn't know the way, but this time it was provoked by a table of tribute, in case the old way left, it came to find tribute to eat, so what should I do? If there is no tribute, then it is not to eat people? Zhao Daliang and his family are not going to be eaten up? Is it possible to prepare tribute to this zombie every day? Then Village Chief Zhao's family still has to keep a zombie pet, how can he afford it?

Zhao Daliang pondered in his heart, "Since this old Taoist priest can provoke zombies, it seems that he does have some ability, it is better to leave him first, after a while, if the village is okay and the mountain is peaceful, then forget it, give money to money, and send people back when they should send people back." If there is still no peace in the village, then you have to ask him to continue to get it, six thousand yuan, you can't ask him to earn it back so easily. Now buy an electrical appliance or something, there is a warranty, three months replacement, one year warranty. What's more, this demon subjugation demon zombie! Yes, we have to let this old Taoist priest stay. The rest of the balance will not be given to him first. ”