Suddenly I realized something.

Before, when my Taoism was low, the ghost king summoned by the "Ten Thousand Ghost Techniques of Taiyin Mountain" was asked to do whatever he wanted, no nonsense, and he opened it directly.

However, as my Dao Path improves, the more "consciousness" the Ghost King will summon.

Not bad!

It's consciousness.

With my current strength, I can't directly summon the tortured demons of the Infernal Hell. What is summoned is something akin to consciousness, or divine consciousness.

For example, at the beginning, only 1 in 1,000 was summoned, but now, 10 in 1,000 is summoned.

The divine consciousness and consciousness of these Infernal Hell Demons have increased, and their strength has naturally become stronger!

However, there is also a disadvantage, that is, the subjective consciousness has become stronger. I don't want to listen to me, I have my own preferences, what I want to do, what I don't want to do, what I like to do, what I don't like to do, I have a certain decision.

Last time, the woman in the green building was.

The numb one, called her up, didn't do anything about the wool, and let Lao Tzu play a plane for a long time in the living room, under the noses of the twin sisters and Jiu'er.

Dry!

This time he called Xiang Yu, and he also began to be angry......

Yarn ......

At such a critical moment, how can the chain be dropped.

My current Taoism can deal with ghosts and monsters for more than 300 years, but most of them rely on the "Ten Thousand Ghost Techniques of Taiyin Mountain". If this spell can't be used, the three-three success force will be abolished in minutes.

I smiled and said, "General Xiang, it wasn't a special case last time." Come on, come on, now that the initiative of the body is handed over to you, burn your little universe to your heart's content, get high, kill this infatuation! ”

"Infatuation?" Xiang Yu frowned and looked at the red-clothed female ghost in front of him.

The female ghost in red was also looking at him.

After a long while, Xiang Yu sighed deeply, looked up to the sky and lamented, and lewd a poem: "Pull out the mountain and cover the world, and the times are not good." If you don't die, you can't help it, and you can't help it! Yu Xi Yu Xi Nao! ”

What does it mean?

It means that Lao Tzu's strength can pull up the mountain, and no one in the world can compare. But when is Nai's luck bad! The horses are running. Yu Ji, Yu Ji, my little darling, it's okay if Lao Tzu is dead, what should I do with you?

He stepped forward and gently stroked the face of the female ghost, with tears in his eyes, and said tenderly: "How can I be willing to hurt such an infatuated person?" ”

I roared in my heart: "You are paralyzed, Xiang Yu, are you engaged in wool?" Lao Tzu called you, did he let you fall in love with your infatuated love? You can see clearly, this is not Yu Ji! This has nothing to do with Yu Ji. ”

The infatuation was obviously confused, and he looked at Xiang Yu in a daze, pursed his mouth, and his eyes were red.

She cried, but unfortunately, it was not clear tears, but bloody tears.

She asked, "Do you have a sad story too?" ”

Xiang Yu: "Alas! I have a story, do you have wine? ”

The infatuation flipped through the hands, and there were two more bottles of Wuliangye.

With a wave of his sleeves, there were a few more side dishes on the ground, red oil pork ears, fried peanuts, pickled pepper and phoenix feet, and a stack of braised pork!

The two actually sat on the ground and chatted while eating.

Paralyzing......

Lao Tzu swore that if he was lucky enough to meet Yu Ji's reincarnation in this life, Lao Tzu would no longer be a dog, and Lao Tzu would make Yu Ji say that he was panting, and the waves ~ called Lianlian, so that Yu Ji forgot Xiang Yu to the clouds.

You said that Lao Tzu ignored you when he ate and drank, and this feather is now controlling my body.

It looks like I'm sitting side by side with my infatuated slather, eating and drinking.

Eat and eat, here is the toilet, your sister's!

Can you not eat it in the toilet? Is it good to smell great?

Xiang Yu gulped down his drink, and while sadly telling the touching love story between himself and Yu Ji, he sang songs with messy accents loudly, not to mention how ugly his mother was.

And the infatuation is a fluttering red dress, kneeling on his side, like Yu Ji in the past, pouring wine for him, singing and beating for her.

Lao Tzu had a feeling that he had nothing to love, and he was completely speechless.

Just at this time, Jiu'er's voice sounded outside: "Leather Turtle!" Come on! Giggle...... Leather Turtle, Fly ......"

The sound is getting closer and closer, the big white turtle is running very fast, like chicken blood, looking at this speed, it is estimated that it can catch up with Liu Xiang in 100 meters.

Jiu'er was sitting on the turtle shell, giggling with laughter.

Behind him, Jia Daoshi and Yu Xiaobei trotted all the way to follow.

The three of them entered the bathroom, and they were all stunned......

Yu Xiaobei and Lao Jia stared at each other for five or six seconds.

Jiu'er is also very confused, and the infatuation has already appeared, so Jiu'er will definitely be able to see it.

The little girl scratched her head, wrinkled her little nose, and muttered, "Damn! It's hilarious. Big white turtles, let's go, ignore them, a group of comics, will be infected......"

She rode the big white turtle, and went out slowly.

Daoist Jia patted his face, still not believing what he saw.

Yu Xiaobei said: "Ha! I'm here to help you! ”

Syllable......

A resounding slap in the face.

Lao Jia was pumped and rotated three hundred and sixty degrees, dizzy.

Yu Xiaobei asked, "Uncle, does it hurt?" ”

Lao Jia covered his face and roared: "Nonsense! ”

"It doesn't seem to be a hallucination." Yu Xiaobei muttered and shouted at me, "Huang Quan, what are you doing?" ”

What am I doing?

Paralyzed, I'm drinking with infatuation. Are you blind? Lao Tzu knew that Yu Xiaobei was confused, but I was also confused about this matter. Think I want to do it? I can't control myself at all, okay?

Infatuation poured me a glass of wine again, teary-eyed, and said: "General, come, drink another glass of wine, life is a lifetime, if you can meet a man like the general, the Infernal Hell will never come out, and I will be full of happiness." I really envy Yu Ji. ”

Xiang Yu drank it all and asked: "This girl, you are infatuated, you should be infatuated in the tenth life, and you were let down in the tenth life, and the man in the world has no eyes, and he doesn't know the cherishing of this feeling." If you can win your favor, then it is the happiness of three lives and happiness. ”

Infatuation gritted his teeth: "Not bad! Fail me ten! Am I not pretty? Am I in bad shape? When he was alive, he could receive at least three or four love letters every day, and received countless ambiguous phone calls and text messages from boys. I'm the only one who looks at him, why? Why can't the infatuation of the tenth generation be exchanged for a lifetime of growing old together? Can't even get a look back that passes by? I hate! I hate it! Why can't I get love, why can someone else get love? Why am I being let down, why are you not being let down! I envy you, and after envy, there is boundless jealousy! I'm going to kill all the couples! I send a blood curse, and I hope that all lovers in the world are blood brothers and sisters. I won't spare anyone! Including you......"

Infatuation suddenly stood up, there was no wind, but her dress and long skirt suddenly danced and fluttered, as if standing in a strong wind.

In her eyes, two lines of bloody tears rolled down her cheeks, sliding across her pale face, hiding cruelty and despair.

In her palm, a green light appeared, slowly condensed, condensed into a ball, and slapped my chest with a palm......