I yelled, "General Xiang, quick, fuck her!" Hurry up. You're paralyzed, Xiang Yu, you should move a little, it's okay to hide if you don't fight back......"

However, Xiang Yu said something that made me think more and more about Yu Ji: "I respect the most affectionate person in my life, the girl is infatuated in the tenth life, and I am relieved to be slapped by you!" ”

Wide you uncle!

Wide your sister!

Wide you immortal board plank......

Paralyzed, I can't control my body now, I can't even speak.

The only thing I could do was wink at Yu Xiaobei.

I blinked, blinked......

Yu Xiaobei looked confused.

Bang!

The infatuation slapped on my chest.

I flew upside down, knocked over the door of the cubicle, and almost fell headlong into the toilet.

It wasn't until this time that Yu Xiaobei reacted.

She scolded: "Be bold and demonic, dare to do evil in the world, watch this girl beat you to pieces!" ”

The two of them fought together.

However, it is obvious that Yu Xiaobei is also half a bucket of water and will have some fur. Except for the magic weapon "Master Knife", other powerful Dao techniques are basically not.

But it's okay, the fire of hope in my heart is burning.

The infatuation made me vomit blood, but I could feel her level.

It's probably about the same as an ordinary female ghost for 300 years.

At this level, I still have a chance. After all, it is useless for me to have the "Bronze Pillar of Hell" technique.

Xiang Yu controlled my body for only one stick of incense, that is, fifteen minutes. After drinking wine for so long and eating food for so long, fifteen minutes have almost passed.

Sure enough, my body trembled, and Xiang Yu left.

I hurriedly bit the middle finger of my right hand and secretly drew the Hell Bronze Pillar Talisman in the palm of my left hand.

Yu Xiaobei has made a great contribution this time!

She helped me delay my infatuation, as long as my hell bronze pillar talisman was drawn, haha...... paralyzed, see if Lao Tzu doesn't fight back, stab this infatuation to death. She no longer has to be jealous of others, she will never envy others anymore, she keeps screaming, ** wave after wave, making her weak and kneeling under Lao Tzu's copper dingding!

However, just when the last stroke of my Hell Bronze Pillar Talisman was about to be drawn, all of a sudden, Yu Xiaobei exclaimed......

Then I saw a silhouette flying towards me.

Bang......

It was so accurate that it smashed right in my arms.

I watched as the spell I was about to draw was smashed by her and completely spent.

Dry! I have a sentence about MMB, I don't know whether to talk about it or not!

I clenched my teeth, and thousands of pounds in my heart~ The Nima army roared past, his angry eyes were red, and he glared fiercely at Yu Xiaobei in his arms.

Yu Xiaobei hurriedly protected her chest, her clothes were torn in the process of fighting with infatuation, her chest was full of white flowers, and the two little rabbits playfully probed their heads and stared at me.

She said nervously, "You...... Don't mess around...... We're catching ghosts......"

I couldn't hold back any longer, and roared, "What are you thinking about? Just the three taels of meat on your chest, the airport, Princess Taiping, can also attract me? ”

Yu Xiaobei said angrily: "What nonsense are you talking about? Who is the Airport? Who is Princess Taiping? You made it clear to me! ”

As she spoke, in order to prove that she had the material, she let go of her hand and stiffened her chest, and the two little rabbits suddenly jumped out: "Look at it!" Stare at your dog's eyes and see, am I an airport? This girl is only fifteen years old, and she is already a C cup! Have you ever seen a sling? Don't think that if you look handsome, you can be sarcastic. ”

Belch......

I'm handsome to her, so I can't see her in general.

I said angrily: "Get out of here, just your three-legged cat kung fu, staying here is purely looking for death!" ”

Yu Xiaobei didn't agree again: "You're only a three-legged cat kung fu?" Do you dare to compete with me! Hum! Look at my Thunderbolt Talisman! ”

I never thought that this girl would shout and roar, and she would shoot when it was time to shoot.

She pulled out a charm and placed it on my chest.

Snort......

An electric current suddenly traveled through my body.

I'll do it!

Lao Tzu really wanted to cry without tears this time.

I was soft, numb, wooden, and I couldn't move on the spot.

Poor Yu Xiaobei's girl is also funny, and she was still sitting in my arms when she used the "thunder and lightning charm", but this girl was also trembling, trembling constantly, and the two little white rabbits on her chest were shaking, the frequency was fast, and the milk waves were rolling......

After five or six seconds, our eyes were wide and wide, our whole bodies were numb, and our fingers were as soft as leaves.

The infatuation was a meter away from us, and I was dumbfounded, and I couldn't help but say, "You two, are you here to be funny?" ”

I yelled at Yu Xiaobei: "You...... You...... You ......"

Paralyzed, I don't scold her anymore, my tongue is a little soft, I can't control it, and I can't speak clearly.

Infatuation slowly walked towards us, and the green light in his hand turned into a sharp dagger, which was in front of me and Yu Xiaobei.

Don't be afraid, don't be afraid......

At this point, the more nervous you are, the more likely you are to have an accident.

We also have a helper.

Lao Jia is here.

Although Lao Jia said that he was not proficient in skills and only learned the fur of cheating and abduction, as long as he could delay the infatuation for a few seconds, and when I resumed my action, I would be able to fight with infatuation, and I might not lose.

However, just when I was about to call Lao Jia.

I only heard this thing shout: "Little brother, you resist, Jiu'er is alone outside, don't fall and trip, I'll go see him first." ”

Spicy next door!

What do you call a pig teammate?

I'm talking about these people in front of me.

Xiang Yu, Lao Jia, Yu Xiaobei.

Are these people your own?

With them here, I'm pretty much one to four.

The female ghost was ready to stab me to death, right in front of my heart. This knife is infatuated by the evil spirit of infatuation, but when it is stabbed into the heart, it is really a green knife in and a red knife out. There is a big blood hole in the heart, and I am not a Da Luo Jin Immortal, I can not die or die.

I yelled, "Wait! ”

The female ghost frowned: "What else do you have to say?" ”

I'm talking about yarn! What do I have to say to her?

I asked her to wait, just to see that she was going to **** to death.

But at this point, I had to procrastinate.

I decided to make up a tragic story to win the sympathy of the infatuated people, which was inspired by Xiang Yu just now. It seems that this infatuated person has never been loved, so he especially likes to listen to other people's love stories. And after hearing it, I was envious, jealous, hateful, and ferocious, and wanted to kill the heavens and the earth......

But at this time, I was sad to find that I didn't know how to tell love stories at all.

Don't hesitate, just say whatever you want, remember which one to talk about.

I recall the eyes of Bai Xie, a casual glance can make people's hearts beat faster, and they can make people sink to the ground. Those peach blossom eyes are so able to express emotions.

I tried my best to learn like the white sacrifice song, looked directly at the infatuation, sniffed my nose twice, pretended to be bitter and sad, affectionate and serious, and said: "Actually, I am not Huangquan, I am a cowherd......