The old Taoist of the town was ruthless, and this stick directly knocked down the Taoist priest, and most of his face was drooped in the footbasin, how disgusting it was. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

"Pull him up for me, wash him, get him to bed, and I'll heal him."

The stupid little Taoist priest looked at the faithful Taoist priest in the pigsty and frowned, "This, this can't be done." ”

"Can't get it?" The old man of the town pretended to be fierce and raised his stick, "If you can't get it, you have to get it, otherwise my old man will break your dog's leg with a stick." ”

The little Taoist priest just saw that the old Taoist of the town was not lightly moved, for fear that the stick would really hit his leg, and he would have to turn for a few days if he didn't break it.

So he hurriedly endured the stench, tiptoed into the pigsty, and dragged the Taoist priest out.

Then, he ran to the front yard again, pulled a few brothers over, got some hot water, washed it for the Taoist priest, wiped it, cleaned it, and then moved to the Taoist priest's house, put it flat on the bed, and waited for the old Taoist priest to dispose of it.

The old Taoist of the town walked to the bed and looked at it, and the Taoist priest was lying there motionless as if he was dead. He himself was shocked, "Could it be that you are too heavy?" Thinking of this, he quickly reached out to the nose of the faithful Taoist priest and probed it, and the hot air exhaled from the nose of the faithful Taoist priest one after another. Stretching out his index finger and middle finger again, he probed the major artery in his neck, and the heart blood beat normally, so he was relieved, knowing that he was just fainting.

Zhen Yuan Dao first took out a small blue and white porcelain vase from his arms, opened it and poured out two pills, and handed it to the little Taoist, "Melt it with warm water and pour it into your master." The little Taoist priest took the two pills in both hands and turned the medicine away.

Zhen Yuan Dao rummaged through his back basket again, found a set of moxibustion needles, took a few silver needles, helped the Taoist priest up, and muttered in his mouth: "You are scared silly, I will calm your mind, in the future, you have to be bolder, don't be afraid of anything." As he spoke, he pierced the head of the Taoist priest with silver needles long and short.

When the little Taoist priest returned with a broken bowl, the trustworthy Taoist priest was full of silver needles like a hedgehog, which frightened the little Taoist again. However, although the little Taoist priest was stupid, he also knew that the silver needle was pierced on his body to cure diseases, so he did not shout, but asked the town elder what to do with this medicine.

Zhen Yuan Dao sat on the bed, helped the faithful Taoist priest up, reached out and kneaded his chin, the chin opened, and then the little Taoist priest slowly poured the bowl of medicine into the mouth of the faithful Taoist priest.

The needle was pricked, the medicine was poured, and the Taoist priest still didn't wake up. The little Taoist priest was a little anxious, and looked at the elder of the town and said, "Why haven't you woken up yet?" ”

"What's the hurry?" Lao Dao put down the Taoist priest, stood up and turned to look at the old monk and the little girl who were watching from the side, and said very confidently: "My old Taoist not only cultivates the Tao, but also has some attainments in this national medicine. I used medicine to shake his heart so that the evil qi did not invade, and then applied a silver needle to clear the acupoints, open up the tangled meridians in his brain, straighten out the innate breath in his brain, and gather the disordered reason, I believe that when he wakes up, he will naturally be able to ......"

Before he finished speaking, he heard a sound behind him, and a fishy smell came out. The little girl was the first to cover her nose and jump out of the room, and the rest of the Taoist priests also retreated, the smell was too strong.

Only the little Taoist priest was left in the room, barely standing beside the old Taoist of the town, and the old monk behind him did not move.

It turned out that this injection was really powerful, and the Taoist priest woke up immediately, and he vomited a bed and a place over the river and the sea, and spit out all the pig food he ate, until he spit out the sour water, and then he couldn't spit out anything. Then he collapsed and lay down again.

When the little Taoist priest heard this, he was very happy, although this sentence was said without a head, but it was very clear, it seemed that this Taoist priest should not be crazy.

The elder of the town smiled very proudly, and ordered: "Let him lie down, you clean up these filth, in an hour, I will collect the needle, and then you will boil him some light gruel to drink, and when he can get up, tell him to come outside to see me." ”

After speaking, he turned around and led the old monk and the little girl to the Sanqing Dao Hall, found a chair, and sat down to rest. The group of Taoist priests were very shocked and admired when they saw him show such a unique skill, and they actually cured the faithful Taoist priest who had been crazy for more than two months, isn't this a living immortal?

At this point, those idle Taoist priests were convinced that this old Taoist was their ancestral master, so they began to serve tea and rice, and to receive the ancestor and distinguished guests.

An hour later, the old Taoist returned to the room of the Taoist priest, and took back the needles on the head of the Taoist priest one by one, and when the needles were finished, the Taoist priest also opened his eyes again, looked at it for a while, recognized the person, and tears poured out, "Uncle Xiao, you are here." After saying that, he actually cried. Zhen Yuan Dao was very annoyed and wanted to scold, but looking at his pitiful appearance, he frowned and shook his head, "You rest first, and come and talk to me in the afternoon, I have something to ask you." ”

Obey the Taoist priest obediently lie down, and then rest. While resting, he asked the little Taoist priest about his past. The little Taoist priest was also very stupid, and he was not obscure at all, and he told him that he was a mad demon who believed in the Taoist priest.

Xinshou blushed when he heard this, and he couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground to get into.

In the afternoon, he refused to see people in shame and indignation, so he dragged and pretended to be sick and was unwilling to go out of the room, and in the evening, the old Taoist of the town couldn't wait, and drove the little Taoist priest into the room to pull the Taoist priest out.

The elder Daoist of the town sat on the chair, and the Taoist priest stood in front of him with his head lowered and his eyebrows lowered, very ashamed, embarrassed to look up at people. When the disciples looked at him, they all snickered.

"I ask you, why did you go crazy? What scared you? ”

"Tell Uncle Xiao that I know, I, I was scared by zombies." Faithfully replied in a low voice.

When Daoist Zhenyuan heard this, his eyes lit up, and the old monk also sat up straight.

"What kind of zombie?"

"Similar to the usual legends, wearing Qing Dynasty clothes, green faces and fangs, they want to eat human blood."

When the elder heard this, his brows furrowed again. The old monk also shook his head, and muttered, "It's not right!" ”。

"Zombies caught you, so how can you run back?"

"At that time, there were two people, one for me, and one for Liu Orion in Xiatou Village. The two of us were sheltering from the rain under the boulder that night, and the zombie came in the rain and blocked the two of us in the gap under the boulder. Under the thunder and lightning, the zombie looked extremely scary, and I was so frightened that I couldn't move. Liu Orion rushed up to chase away the zombies and fight for his life. It's a pity that he can't do it enough, but was caught by a zombie, biting his neck, I was so scared that my soul didn't possess my body, and I didn't know where the strength came from, so I ran away without my life, and then I don't remember, vaguely seemed to run to the bamboo forest behind the view, followed the path back to the Taoist temple, scared badly, my mind is not very clear. ”

After speaking, the faithful Taoist priest turned around and asked the little Taoist priest, "Then how is Liu Orion?" ”

The little Taoist priest shook his head, "It's dead, some time ago, the police officers and government people under the mountain came up to carry his body down the mountain, and I heard that the blood was sucked dry." ”

When the Taoist priest heard this, there was no sympathy on his face, but he was afraid of the danger at that time, and secretly rejoiced, thinking that if he escaped one step later, the corpse would be him.

The elder of the town said again, "Let me ask you again, this Shangtou Guan was originally built, just to suppress the zombie evil, since you have become the master of the view, not only can you not bring down the zombies, why are you scared crazy by the zombies?" ”

"Uncle Xiao, back then, the Daoting Court of Longhu Mountain sent a group of masters down the mountain to subdue demons and eliminate demons, and it was also a heavy loss, I was alone and unable to scream, how to subdue zombies? Besides, I practiced halfway, and my Taoism was shallow, not as good as you, uncle, who had cultivated since I was a child, and my mana was strong. I can't help it, what can you do with these few pieces of material? ”

When the elder of the town heard this, he knew that it was also the truth, and he was angry and didn't set off, so he changed the topic, "Then where is the biography of the ancestors who collected demons and eliminated demons and the corpse sword?" ”

Hearing this, the faithful Taoist priest smiled, stretched out his hand and pointed to the beam above the head of the Sanqing Dao Ancestor, "This is not so?" As he spoke, he looked up and saw that the sky above the beam was empty, and the Taoist priest was stupid at that time.

After staying for a long time, he regained his strength, "This, this, stupid apprentice, what's going on?" ”

The stupid little Taoist priest listened to the master's call and took two steps forward, "Master, what's the matter?" ”

"Do you see the beam on the heads of these three Qingdao ancestors? There is a cloth bag with a box on the beam, where is the box? ”

"Oh, that's it, it was taken by an expert from the province." The little Taoist priest Balabala carefully explained the situation of the expert group's visit, and finally took out a handful of 100 yuan bills from his body and handed it to the Taoist priest who believed in it, "They took things and left, I'm sorry, and gave me so much money as compensation, this big money, but it's valuable, and you can exchange a lot of things when you go down the mountain." ”

When the Taoist priest heard this, he was angry, grabbed the money in the apprentice's hand with one hand, stuffed it into the pocket of his clothes, and then gave the little Taoist two slaps with his backhand, "Bastard thing, can you sell that treasure thing?" Even if you want to sell it, you can't just sell it, right? ”

"Fart!" The old man of the town was so angry by the two masters and apprentices who got into the eyes of the money, "There are really any apprentices who have masters, they are all bastards, and the treasures left by this ancestor can't be sold for much money!" One by one, they are not worthy of their grandchildren. The old Taoist general of the town scolded the Taoist priest again, and the scolding stopped, and then he turned back to the old monk and said, "Those two guys are really here for the same purpose as us, but these two guys are too unkind, and they actually deceive people." ”

The old monk smiled and didn't answer.

The little girl is not so honest, "Even if you don't take it away and stay here, just these few pieces of material are useless." It's just a pity that he took the corpse sword and left, but he still lost one person. The old face that said this was as red as pig's blood, but he knew that the relationship between the girl and the little uncle was extraordinary, so he didn't dare to talk back.

The little girl's words made the old man of the town also chuckle in his heart, the two old guys took all the housekeeping treasures from above, and they haven't stopped the zombie yet, this time it's really a tough battle and can't be avoided.

(It's full of 200,000 words, if there are readers who read it, then I'm sorry, it's going to be on the shelves, I want to make a milk powder money for my child, I don't know if I can earn a bag of money throughout the article?) Hehe. )