A monk and a girl, the three of them came to the gate early the next morning. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

They came too early, the sky was not very bright, and the mountains were shrouded in clouds and mist, which made it look quite fairy from above.

It's just that the hour is early, and there are not a few Taoist priests left in the temple, and most of them sleep under the quilt. The mountain gate has not yet been opened.

As soon as the old Taoist saw that the mountain gate of this temple was closed, he pointed to the mountain gate and said to the old monk: "What kind of broken view is this, our cultivation pays attention to collecting the aura of heaven and earth, imitating nature, attracting the essence of heaven and earth, and washing and cultivating nature." This good morning is the time to go into the mountains to cultivate the spirit, and their unsuccessful things actually sleep in the temple, which is really annoying to me. ”

When the old monk heard this, he smiled slightly, and said nothing.

The little girl was happy, "Grandpa, can you talk well, don't you hang the text?" ”

The old Taoist priest was stunned by the little girl's words, and then looked at the girl with a smile on his face, "Good granddaughter, I just scolded them for not being successful." By the way, let's discuss, and when we enter the Taoist temple later, we have to save some face for your grandfather and me, don't yell at me, be gentle. Otherwise, these bunnies will see that I have no momentum in front of you, and they will definitely despise me, then I won't be able to suppress them. What do you think? ”

"It's just to save you some face, isn't it?"

"Yes, yes, that's what it means."

"Well, what's the benefit?"

"What benefits do you want?"

"Two strings of sugar gourds and three cups of Coke!"

"Deal."

The old monk listened to this conversation, and said with a smile in his heart: "Your old Taoist priest is really good enough, and you have to tie up the little girl!" ”

The little girl and the old Taoist priest had already discussed, and immediately showed a low-eyed and pleasing style, followed behind the old Taoist priest, and helped him carry the dust.

The old Taoist priest solved the big problem of mischievous granddaughter, and then changed his face, straightened the pickled clothes on his body in a serious manner, and walked towards the mountain gate with straight steps.

The old monk and the little girl followed behind, holding back from laughing.

Lao Dao walked to the door, raised his hand and was about to slam the door, when suddenly the door opened with a "squeak".

The door opened suddenly, so much so that it frightened the old man who was not mentally prepared.

I saw a stupid little Taoist priest inside the door open the door with one hand, and a hundred-yuan bill in the other hand. He looked down at the red old man's head and muttered to himself, "I really didn't expect that this large red ticket would be so valuable and could buy so many good things." Those two old men are really good people. ”

This man is a stupid apprentice who adheres to the old way. As he spoke, he stepped out of the door, walking too quickly, and directly bumped into the pickled old road.

"Ahhh The little Taoist priest bumped into it only to find that there was someone outside the door, he was startled, and sat on the threshold, "Who?" Who who? ”

hurriedly raised his eyes to take a closer look, only to find that the old Taoist priest was standing there with his hands raised and smashing the door.

"Are you a human or a ghost?" The little Taoist priest exclaimed without a head. The little girl in the back looked at this abrupt scene, and her little face smiled like a peach blossom.

"I'm your grandfather." The pickled old Taoist looked at this stupid little Taoist priest, and his heart became more angry.

"Grandpa? My grandfather has died a long time ago, then, then you are a ghost. Speaking of this, the stupid little Taoist priest was so frightened that his legs became weak, and he knelt down on the spot, kowtowing and shouting for mercy.

"Fuck your shit, when did Lao Tzu die? It's not a good big living person. The pickled old man was so angry that he scolded sharply.

"Don't you say it's my grandfather? My grandfather and grandfather have died a long time ago, and you are alive, so isn't that a fake grandfather. ”

Seeing this, Lao Dao knew that this guy couldn't carry it clearly, and it was useless to talk nonsense with him, so he asked directly, "Who is your master?" ”

"My master? Naturally, the master of our view is the master who abides by the master. ”

"That's it. You said that your grandfather died, and that's good. I said that I am your grandfather, and that is not bad. Because your grandfather, the master who kept the bastard, was also my senior brother. Both of them are mixed eaters and waiting for death. If it weren't for the fact that my useless senior brother was kind to me when he was a child, I wouldn't have bothered to care about these things in your view. I heard that this old boy was scared crazy? Where are you hiding? ”

The stupid little Taoist priest listened to the big slippery rhetoric of the pickled old Taoist, but he still didn't understand why this grandfather was alive. And I don't know what to call the old Tao in front of me, "Then what should I call you?" ”

The pickled old Taoist looked at this little Taoist priest and was completely useless, "Forget it, don't study it, just call me my grandfather." Hurry up, take me in and see the old boy who is faithful. ”

Pickled the old way, an old boy shouted, and kept the old way. In fact, in terms of age, the old Taoist is the same age as the pickled Taoist, but the pickled old Taoist is higher, so when he was honest, the old Taoist began to call him "old boy"

The little Taoist priest didn't know whether this ancestor who fell from the sky was true or false, and he was pickled by the old Taoist, and he no longer doubted it, so he went up to look at it.

These days, some of the brothers who have run away have returned to the view after they can't get along outside. Just got up, about to wash, saw the little Taoist priest leading an old Taoist and a monk and a girl in, thinking it was a sharp monk and Taoist monk, they all blamed, "Senior brother, what are you doing?" How to bring people in casually. We don't have any extra food to eat for them. ”

The stupid little Taoist priest scratched his head and replied, "This dirty old Taoist said that it was our grandfather." ”

The few non-attractable Taoist priests gathered around, "Grandpa? Where did the grandfather come from? "How do you know that he is the grandfather", "You also believe this, he said yes yes "Eighty percent know that our master is crazy and wants to come to rob the Taoist temple, right? ”

After listening to the questioning of these little Taoist priests, the pickled Taoist priest held his breath again. He touched his waist for a long time, took out a bronze medal full of green rust, and stretched it out to the group, "You can see clearly, I am a master from Sanqing Mountain." According to the generation, it is the ancestor you are waiting for. I can see it clearly, my road number, seniority, and position can be written clearly. ”

The idle trail stepped forward and watched for a long time.

"Zhen Yuan...... What's that, what's this, it's all rust. After reading the bronze medals, they were still full of doubts, and no one believed it.

"Don't take a piece of broken copper and iron to pretend to be the ancestor, see for yourself what this thing is?"

The old Taoist priest's nose was about to be crooked. When I took the bronze medal back, I was depressed. It turned out that the waist card had been in the waist for too long, and it was not wiped from time to time, and it was rusty to the point that it did not look good, leaving only the word "Zhenyuan", which was still clearly recognized.

"This, this, this fucking bad luck. Let me tell you, Zhenyuan is my Dharma name, and your ancestor is called Master Jingyuan? Lao Dao hurriedly explained that he didn't have this bronze medal as a token, and it was really difficult for him to prove his identity.

Fortunately, there are indeed people in those idle Taoist priests who have heard the name of the ancestor who believes in the old way, "This is not bad, our ancestor is called Master Jingyuan, but his old man is the inheritance of Longhu Mountain, you are the master of You Fang from Sanqing Mountain, this is not right." ”

The old Taoist priest was relieved when he saw that some of them had admitted the account, "Yes, yes, yes, how is it wrong, you think about it, your master is the master of Longhu Mountain, but he came here to observe the master, then my teacher went out of Longhu Mountain, and later went to Sanqing Mountain to cultivate, isn't it very normal?" ”

Hearing this, the idle Taoist priests felt reasonable, but they felt that these were not enough to confirm that the elder Dao of this town was their uncle.

The elder of the town was anxious, "Don't talk to you little guys, call out the old boy who is trustworthy." ”

An idle Taoist priest replied: "It's useless to call it out, it's stupid, how can I recognize you?" ”

"Don't worry about that, just call him out."

"We don't have that ability, you really want to see him, just ask the stupid boy to take you." After the other idle Taoist priest finished speaking, he continued to wipe his face and brush his teeth. The others also dispersed in a hurry, and they no longer paid attention to the town elder Dao and the three of them.

The stupid little Taoist priest also pretended not to hear what he said just now, and planned to continue to go out to run errands, but was grabbed by the town elder Dao, "Don't go, you little apprentice, take me to see your master." ”

The little Taoist priest frowned, "I still have to buy rice and vegetables, there are so many people, why do you just arrest me." ”

"It's you who catches you, you don't go, be careful when your master recognizes someone later, I'll ask him to beat you on the board."

The little Taoist priest was skeptical, and he was really afraid that the master would wake up and beat his ass, so he was very annoyed and took the three of them through the Sanqing main hall and went to the backyard where they looked up.

When passing through the main hall, the old man of the town raised his head and glanced at the beam above the head of the ancestor of Sanqing Dao, and suddenly found that there was something missing on the beam, and he couldn't help but scold angrily: "This ruined thing, I'll clean him up later." ”

The three of them followed the stupid little Taoist priest to the backyard, and they smelled a bad smell. The big monk and the little girl couldn't help but cover their noses.

"Where's the old boy?"

The stupid little Taoist priest walked to a small dilapidated wooden shack with the town elder Dao, and the closer he got to the rancid smell, the stronger the smell.

When I walked in, it turned out to be a pigsty, and in the pigsty was a tattered footbasin filled with stinking swill, and a thin black pig and a pickled and smelly beggar all bowed their heads to eat from the big footpan.

The elder of the town said that when he saw it, it was called a disgusting and depressed person. He's pickled enough himself, and this old-fashioned way doesn't feel like a person.

"Hurry up, get him out for me, you don't care if it's so disgusting?"

"This, this, Master Zu, I don't have that ability, if I could get him out, I would have done it a long time ago. Since the master was delirious, his strength has increased a lot, and we can't even pull him. One day he ran to the pigsty, and when he saw the black pig, he said that he was his brother, and he ate and slept together every day, and we could not do anything. ”

When the elder of the town heard this, he was so angry that he smoked, and he felt that he had lost a lot of face in front of the old monk.

"This bastard thing is really promising." As he spoke, he walked to the nearby firewood pile and picked up a wooden stick the thickness of his arm, and then rushed to the pigsty, and struck the head of the faithful Taoist priest with a stick.