16 Warding off evil spirits
Liu Orion was dragged by Shanbao to Zhao Daliang's house, Zhao Daliang saw that they were coming, and immediately pulled him and Shanbao to the conference room, avoiding the old Taoist, and then began to order, "Xiao Liu, where have you been in the past few days, I haven't seen you." Pen, fun, and pavilion www.biquge.info the old Taoist priest's rituals, no fun! Tomorrow he will follow you up the mountain to find zombies, I'm a little worried, you and Shanbao keep an eye on the dots, don't tell him to run away. As for the zombie, if you can fight it, if you can't fight it, you will come back. Or safety first. ”
Liu Liehu's account was agreed, but what he thought in his heart was completely different, and he just wanted to leave Zhao Daliang's house as soon as possible.
But Zhao Daliang didn't let him go, "That's it, tonight, you and Shanbao will sleep here with me, and tomorrow morning we will follow the old Taoist priest and gather together to go up the mountain, and it just so happens that you also have this shotgun on your body." ”
When Liu Orion heard this, he was depressed, and couldn't help but want to persuade Zhao Daliang, "Village Chief, do you really want us to find that zombie?" Can you beat it? Aren't you afraid that any of us has three long and two short? ”
Zhao Daliang was stunned when he heard this, he didn't understand for a while, and after thinking about it, he came back to his senses, it turned out that this Liu Orion didn't want to go up the mountain and was afraid.
He didn't actually want everyone to go up the mountain to fight zombies, but he really couldn't do it. After listening to Liu Orion's words, he felt uncomfortable, and was about to educate a few words, when he heard Shanbao rush to open his mouth.
"Brother Liu, what are you talking about, you have a gun in your hand, I will bring a sickle for picking herbs at that time, the zombie is coming, give it a few hits, see if it can hold up?"
Liu Orion squinted at Shanbao, and was about to say a few words to him, but his words were intercepted by Zhao Daliang.
"Xiao Liu, what you said is not right. You are also a hot-blooded person, so you have to learn from this young man Shanbao. If you don't try, how do you know if you can beat zombies? Zombies are a scourge to the whole village, and they also threaten your wife and children, so everyone should do their best to find a way to calm down this matter, and you can't let it go. Otherwise, wouldn't everyone have to suffer?
The old Taoist priest is invited for this; This is what the report to the town is for; Now I want you to go up the mountain, and that's what I want you to do.
If I were a few years younger and could crawl, I would have gone too, but unfortunately my legs and feet are not as bright as before, and I am afraid of dragging you back, so I didn't go. But didn't I also tell our second cow to follow? It is everyone's responsibility to eliminate harm and safety to the people, how can you be the most powerful hunter in the village? You're gone, I'm more relieved!
Okay, okay, don't talk about those useless things, take the courage of the guys, and carry this matter. That's it, early tomorrow morning, go up the mountain, I'll see you off, whether it's successful or not, I'll give you a pick-up when you come back. ”
After saying that, he was a little unhappy, turned around and walked to his house, muttering as he walked, "If it doesn't work out again, I can only find the government, if it doesn't work out, then this village really can't be saved, and I have to move together." ”
Seeing that the village chief himself entered the house depressed, Shan Bao complained to Liu Orion, "Brother Liu, look at what you said, it made the village chief anxious." Isn't it just a zombie, what's the big deal, why are you afraid of being like this? ”
Liu Orion was told by Zhao Daliang, and he was thinking about taking the time to escape, but the mountain treasure in front of him stared at him like a tail, and he couldn't leave. So full of anger, I don't have the heart to idle, "What do you know?" Are zombies so easy to deal with? The little kid who just married his daughter-in-law, what kind of eggs are he talking about, and what kind of garlic is filled? I'll talk to the Taoist chief, where do you like to play? ”
After speaking, he turned around and entered the guest room where Lao Dao lived.
As soon as Lao Dao saw Liu Orion entering the house, he was like a savior, he quickly stood up, walked to the door, and grabbed him, "I said Liu Orion, this village chief is crazy and wants us to go up the mountain to fight zombies." Can zombies be beaten by humans? Back then, my grandfather was very strong, and he also entangled a group of brothers with high mana before he cleaned up a zombie and killed and injured many people. Now I'm the only one, plus you rabble, I definitely can't get it. ”
Liu Orion looked at Lao Dao coldly, pulled him to the side of the bed in the house, sat down, and said in a low voice, "I said, do you have a bottom on this matter?" How sure are you? Is there any way to stop this zombie? ”
The old Taoist priest listened to the question, thought for a moment, shook his head, and then suddenly nodded again.
Liu Orion was puzzled, "What do you mean by shaking your head first and then nodding?" ”
The old Taoist priest hurriedly explained, "This time I went up the mountain to fight zombies, I wasn't sure." But before I came here, I read the Taoist scriptures for a night, and it said that it was a way to use people to sacrifice the mountain god to become a mandrill, which can calm the disaster, I think this zombie thing, it is estimated that it is not far from ten, if you can get someone to give it to eat, maybe it will be calmed down. ”
As soon as Liu Orion heard this, he knew that it was unreliable. Zombies, mountain gods, and mandrills, these three don't match at all, how can they be stewed together? And to kill a person, that's a great crime of murder. It can be seen that this old Taoist priest is completely a rice bucket, he has no fart skills, and he is legally blind.
But Liu Orion didn't bother to say it, he only said, "The method behind it wants to kill people, and you can't let the living die for the sake of not dying." Only when there is no way to do it, it is really a zombie, and everyone is too dangerous, can you use that method. That's a later story, so leave it alone. Let's think about the present, what if we run into zombies in the mountains? ”
Lao Dao lowered his head and thought for a long time, "There is no other special method, nothing more than rune paper, glutinous rice, garlic, silver needles or something, everything that suppresses evil spirits, bring it, I am afraid that there is one that can be useful." ”
Hearing this, Liu Orion nodded, "I'll talk to Village Chief Zhao." By the way, have you paid the final payment? "He's still thinking about money.
The old Taoist priest replied with a sad face, "What about the final payment, you didn't see that you Zhao Da Village Chief is looking at me like a liar now, and you want me to take the lead in fighting zombies on the mountain, this time it would be good if my old life could be saved." I said Liu Orion, your business is terrible. ”
When Liu Orion heard this, he also frowned, "What's the matter with me?" It's not your own blowing, 'you can fight white-fronted tigers when you go up the mountain, you can catch hard-shelled turtles when you go down to the sea', and when you encounter zombies, you can turn zombies into a lump of 'sauce'! Isn't that all you said? ”
When Lao Dao heard this, he regretted that he didn't do it at the beginning, and slapped him in the face, but he was not willing to use force, "It's all my fault for this mouth, I deserve to be sewn up with threads." ”
"Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha, stop talking about this nonsense, think about it again, what other way can you deal with zombies, don't die together in the mountains at that time. When we go up the mountain, taking advantage of their inattention, the two of us will take the time to slip away together, and I will send you back to the top to watch. ”
When the old Taoist priest heard this, he was overjoyed and thought, "Sure enough, the hero sees the same thing." ”
However, it is really difficult to say whether these two people are heroes or not, and it is not far from saying that they are bears. The old Taoist priest said yes to Liu Orion's proposal repeatedly, and then began to think about how to escape after going up the mountain.
Liu Orion didn't care about him anymore, and went out of the house by himself, and saw Shanbao talking nonsense with Zhao Erniu in the yard at a glance. Now he was annoyed when he saw Shanbao, and he didn't bother to take care of it, so he went directly into Zhao Daliang's house and told Zhao Daliang what the old Taoist priest said just now.
"Since the village chief wants me to take everyone up the mountain to fight zombies, then I must be prepared. Just the old Taoist priest said, rune paper, glutinous rice, garlic, silver needles these things can not be less, less the same, I am afraid that going up the mountain will be more auspicious. The old Taoist priest has rune paper, if we get some more, we can draw it for him again. Glutinous rice and garlic or something, we also have a lot of rural areas, it is the silver needle, I'm afraid it is not easy to get, I want the village chief to find someone to go down the mountain to buy. ”
Zhao Daliang heard this and nodded. These are indeed ordinary objects that are said to suppress zombies, and there is nothing special about them. Everything else is easy to do, and there are a lot of rune papers that I bought last time, but I don't really have this silver needle on hand.
He was thinking about what to do, so Liu Orion took the initiative to ask, "Why don't I go down the mountain tomorrow to buy it, and then organize everyone to go up the mountain when I buy it." ”
When Zhao Daliang heard this, he said in his heart, "Don't go down the mountain and never go back, I can't find you." So he waved his hand, "That's not necessary", and after speaking, he looked up and saw a middle-aged young woman star on the calendar in the house, and suddenly his eyebrows were overjoyed. "I don't need you to go, I have a way. Ask Erniu to go for a run. There are more than 20 of you, and I can get more than a dozen silver needles, which should be enough. ”
Liu Orion originally planned to take advantage of this excuse to go down the mountain and slip away, but he didn't expect this Zhao Daliang not to ask him to go, and he was quite aggrieved, but he also wondered where Zhao Daliang was going to get the silver needle?
"Erniu, come in." Zhao Daliang shouted outside the door.
Zhao Erniu and Shan Bao, two young people, ran into the house in a hurry, "What's the matter?" ”
"You go to Tian Gua's woman's house, her dead ghost man used to make silver ornaments with people, after her man died, I don't know how many silver hairpins she left for her, you tell her that the village will requisition her silver hairpins. Zombie removal for everyone. It's borrowed, and she'll be returned when it's used up. Those pendants or something, all of them are removed, just a bald needle, as many as you want. When it runs out, I pay her ten dollars a day for each needle, and the more needles and the longer the days, the more money I give her. If you lose one, you will be compensated according to the price. That's what you told her. ”
Liu Orion suddenly realized when he heard this, and said in his heart, "This Zhao Daliang, there are really a lot of ghost ideas, this is really the right person, it is said that the Tian Gua woman's family, there is indeed a lot of silver hidden, all of which were fallen by her dead ghost man Ten miles and eight towns to give people silver ornaments." It's just that this Tian gua woman's family is notoriously stingy. People said that her house had hidden silver, but she never recognized it. Usually it is hidden so tightly that no one in the village has even looked at it. She also said all day long that her family was poor and she didn't have half a penny, and she didn't know if it was true or not. People like her say that there is no silver, and even if there is silver, where will she lend it? I want to see how you Zhao Daliang pulled things out of this gua woman's asshole! ”
Thinking of this, he took out his pipe, put on his cigarette, and prepared to see the joke of the village chief as he swallowed the clouds and smoked the fog.
But after only a quarter of an hour, I heard Zhao Erniu shouting outside the door, "Dad, Aunt Tian personally sent the things here." ”
Zhao Daliang, who was sitting there and telling Shanbao to do something, jumped up from the chair as soon as he heard that Tian Gua was coming, as if there was a spring on the chair.
He hurried to the door, paused, then turned to look at the small mirror on the wall, pulled his hair in front of the mirror, straightened his collar, and then swaggered out with his head held high.
Liu Orion was stunned by this situation, "Tian Gua woman suddenly became so generous, what kind of style did she smoke?" This Zhao Daliang's movement is also too big, and I don't know what is wrong with him? ”