"This, these dead things, will they still die on the mountain before?" The old Taoist priest still wanted to quibble. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

"At least not all of them died before. There are many places where they have been before, and they have not found anything dead at all, and it was found this time, and they knew at a glance that they had recently been killed. Several of my brothers told me that they might have died before and that they had not been discovered, and that they must have been newly discovered.

So, Dao Chief, your gentle policy of inviting guests to dinner is not working. People eat what they have wiped you clean, and they still want to eat the game. I'm afraid that one day I get tired of eating wild meat, and I have to break into the village to eat people! In my yard, the zombies have come to eat the tribute on the night of the last practice, and they are all familiar with the road, maybe when they come again, my family will be reimbursed. That's all the scourge of your law-breaking work. So Dao Chief, you have to think of some new way to slay demons and eliminate demons, otherwise we won't be able to get by. ”

Village Chief Zhao's words were reasonable, both soft and hard, that is, he did not completely turn his face, but in his words, there was also a gun and a stick, and the old Taoist priest was speechless, so he could only, "Oh, oh, yes!" Be! Perfunctory.

In fact, Village Chief Zhao's words not only embarrassed the old Taoist priest, but also scared him enough. Looking at those dead things, he also knew in his heart that the only effect of his ritual was to make himself and the thief eat to their heart's content, and he also cheated thousands of yuan. If he wants to say that he can get rid of demons and subdue demons, he doesn't even believe in it. Since this zombie is really making a lot of trouble, what Village Chief Zhao said is quite reasonable. Maybe when that thing will come to this village, and one more day in this village will be dangerous.

The old Taoist priest wanted to get out quickly at this time, but Village Chief Zhao and the villagers were staring at each other very closely, and it might not be easy to get out. Even if you take the initiative to return the money, it will be difficult to explain it if you have lived with others for a long time. What's more, if you completely smash the signboard of the top view, you will really not be able to mix it up in the future.

Lao Dao secretly complained in his heart, "Pity me for being a monk halfway, and it was easy to get an unnamed viewer on the top, I was expecting to eat with a mouthful, but I didn't expect to meet this once-in-a-lifetime zombie." It seems that it is no accident that there are zombies in this place, and the feng shui is not good. I'm even more unlucky, why do I have to go here to become a monk? ”

While thinking about it, Lao Dao suddenly beat his chest and felt uncomfortable.

Everyone saw that Lao Dao didn't speak, lowered his head, sometimes shook his head, sometimes clenched his fist with one hand and beat the palm of his other hand, and sometimes stomped his feet, not knowing what he was going to do.

Zhao Daliang finally couldn't help it, "I said long, you can't do it, but give a word." After listening to the village chief's words, everyone forced them to ask, "Dao Chief, you are talking, can you do it?" ”

He raised his head, looked around, his face showed a desolate look, and he made up his mind to tell the truth, begging for mercy and returning the money. At this moment, I don't know who shouted, "Dao Chief, you might as well take us up the mountain to catch that zombie." You have Taoism, we have such people, and we are not afraid of that thing, so it's a big deal to fight with him. ”

Everyone followed the prestige, and it was actually Shanbao's kid.

An old man pointed at Shanbao and scolded, "What do you know about a little rabbit, that zombie is powerful, how can you deal with it." ”

Shanbao is young, strong-blooded, and he is also a stubborn calf who refuses to accept softness. "Isn't that zombie also a human being? No matter how powerful it is, how can it be? I don't believe in this evil spirit, so many young men, they can't kill it if they work together? What's more, there is a Taoist chief by his side to help. As soon as these words were spoken, several other troublesome young mountain hunters began to heckle, and they all echoed Shanbao.

Seeing this, the old man wanted to say something, but was stopped by Zhao Daliang.

Zhao Daliang really can't do anything now. He thought to himself, "Although I have reported to the town, I don't know what the town will do with this, and there is no palindrome message so far." It's really not an option to just wait. I don't know when, I'm going to die. Instead of being a pig waiting to be knifed, it is better to take the initiative to attack, maybe there is a glimmer of life. ”

So Zhao Daliang patted the shoulder of the old man, "Dao Chief, look at what this Shanbao brother said, is it done?" ”

Lao Dao looked at Zhao Daliang, then at Shanbao, his eyes rolled a few times, and suddenly the bad water came out of his heart, "There are so many people, they are all young, and their blood is strong, even if they really meet zombies on the mountain, if the zombies want to eat people, they have to eat them first, and I have a chance to escape." If I don't run into anything after a circle, then it's no wonder that I'll sneak back up and watch it myself. If they want to come to me in Guanli again, I won't pay attention to them. I just said that I had already cleaned up a zombie for them on the mountain, and the rest was not under my control, and if it didn't work, let them go up to Sanqing Mountain to find the old cow's nose on the mountain. In this way, the money in the pocket will really be in the pocket. ”

Thinking of this, the old Taoist priest showed a shallow smile on his face. The waist pole is also straight. "Ahh He finally opened his mouth. "This, this little brother, that's a good point. cough, cough ......" cleared his throat again, "What about zombies, originally changed by people, although they are several times more powerful than people, they run fast, jump high, have great strength, and can eat people, but after all, they are still personal bodies." As the saying goes, there is great strength in numbers, and you young people are full of flesh and strength. Coupled with my old Taoist's Taoism, if I really meet a zombie, I will definitely be able to succeed immediately, and I will be able to capture it......."

Zhao Daliang didn't wait for him to finish blowing, he became impatient, "Gotcha, gotta got!" Don't get your hands dirty, where do you get it? Capture our village and harm us? If you really meet it, Dao Chief, you can just get it on the spot, don't bring it to the village, otherwise everyone will suffer, and you will have to offer it as a bodhisattva? ”

"Ah, yes, yes, I said something wrong, we should correct the Fa on the spot, and the Fa should be rectified on the spot!" The old Taoist priest saw that Zhao Daliang's words were not good, and he knew that his previous translation was unfavorable and he lost his trust, so even if he was not sure of anything about this time, he had to pretend to be tough before he died.

The old Taoist priest nodded very firmly.

Zhao Daliang looked at him like this, and his heart was still unsteady, but he thought that this time there was really no way, and he could only be a dead horse as a live horse doctor. So he went back to the house on the spot and drew up a list of zombies to go up the mountain to surround and destroy zombies, and the top was nothing more than the old Taoist, Shanbao, Liu Orion, and so on.

After finishing the draft, he walked out of the door and handed the list to Shanbao, "Go, all of them have been notified, and we will go up the mountain to fight zombies early tomorrow morning." The idea is yours, and Liu Orion is the best hunter in our village, so you and Liu Orion are the leaders in this matter. Speaking of this, his mouth was attached to Shanbao's ear, "You and Liu Orion keep an eye on the old Taoist, don't tell him to run away halfway, if you don't get the zombie, then you have to bring this old Taoist back, he wants to get us, no way, you must ask him to give us an explanation, how much money to swallow, you have to tell him to spit it out." Otherwise, he will be arrested and sent to the town's public security bureau, and it will be said that he is engaged in feudal superstitious activities. ”

Shanbao understood the general meaning, but he didn't figure out how much money the old Taoist priest "swallowed", nor did he understand how the money could be "swallowed" into his stomach. But fortunately, Shanbao is a clean-hearted young man, and he didn't think about these messy things, but only thought that if he could get rid of this zombie with the help of the old Taoist priest and remove a scourge for the village, then he would be able to enjoy the scenery in the village.

Shanbao immediately took the village chief's note and went to greet the people with names on the note one by one, saying that he would go up the mountain to get rid of zombies tomorrow.

Most of the people on the list are young people who are accustomed to going up the mountain and have strong blood, and there are also a few experienced middle-aged hunters and mountain guests. When some of them heard that they were going to organize people to go up the mountain to get rid of zombies, they immediately became enthusiastic and agreed. Some people are a little prevaricated, but as long as Shanbao sees someone who is not willing to go up the mountain, he immediately says, "You go to the village chief." Then without saying a word, he went to find the next house.

Those who were originally reluctant to go up the mountain thought that they wanted to go to Zhao Daliang to theorize, but it was really troublesome, and they couldn't talk about Zhao Daliang, so they had to bear this matter head-on. There are also some people who don't know whether they are alive or dead, and they really ran to find Zhao Daliang, but they were scolded by Zhao Daliang for a while, and they were disgraced, and finally they had to follow up the mountain.

In the end, all those who had names on the list obediently agreed to go up the mountain.

The last thing Shanbao found was Liu Orion. When he arrived at Liu Orion's house, Liu Orion was going out with a quilt and a lot of household belongings. When Shan Bao looked at it, he felt strange, "I said Brother Liu, what are you doing here?" Moving? ”

"Huh? Ah ~ No, my daughter-in-law and children went to his mother's house, and sent a letter saying that they were not used to living, and asked me to send them some commonly used things, I was afraid that she would fall asleep over there and be cold, so by the way, I also brought her the bedding. "Actually, this Liu Orion has already found a house in the town, settled his wife and children, and today he came to pick up some daily things, but he was bumped into by Shanbao, and he was also unlucky.

Shanbao didn't care about this, and took Zhao Daliang's note and stuffed it to Liu Orion, "Brother Liu, look at it, this is the name written by the village chief, and if you have a name, you will have to go up the mountain to fight zombies early tomorrow morning." ”

When Liu Orion heard this, he was stunned, isn't this afraid of something? He moved to the town to avoid zombies, but this time he had to catch him to fight zombies, and he felt bitter in his heart, thinking: "Why am I so unlucky, I knew that I wouldn't come today, it's not good to be a day earlier or a day later?" I just came back today, and I was bumped into by this stupid boy. What am I doing here? ”

Thinking of this, he was about to shirk it, but Shanbao didn't have any eyes, he did things in a hurry, regardless of whether Liu Orion was happy or not, he said, "The village chief asked us to take the lead in this matter, we can't live up to the trust of the village chief." "On the other hand, I took off all the bits and pieces and quilts from Liu Orion." Don't go to see your sister-in-law today, when you come back from the mountain, you can go as long as you want, now go with me to the village chief to discuss the matter of going up the mountain tomorrow. ”

Zhao Daliang asked Shanbao to be the team leader, and he felt very honored, but Liu Orion didn't have this awareness, and he was bitter in his heart. But he was caught by Shanbao, and he couldn't shirk it strongly, so he could only be dragged by Shanbao, put all the things on his body back into the house, and then he dragged him and went to Zhao Daliang's house.

Along the way, Liu Orion calculated in his heart, "Stay for a while when you arrive at Zhao Daliang's house, promise first, wait for the opportunity at night, take the risk of sneaking down the mountain to the town, and don't come back if you go, see what they do." ”