"My name is Huang Quan......" I looked at the rowers and the one squatting next to me, with a puzzled expression.

Kidney Bao smiled and said, "Leave them alone. This one is squatting, he is a mushroom. ”

I was stunned: "What do you mean?" ”

Kidney Treasure: "Haha...... I didn't make it clear, it was he who thought he was a mushroom. ”

Me: "Rub it, this is so unbelievable, how can anyone think they are mushrooms?" ”

Kidney: "What's this?" The four rowers, they thought they were really rowing. You look behind you. ”

I looked behind me, and in the middle of the lawn, an old man ran around with his arms and bent over, whining as he ran...... The sound of airplanes.

I asked, "Does he think he's an airplane?" ”

Kidney Treasure: "Hahaha...... No, he's flying a plane. If there is no shortage of fuel, he can run like this for a day. ”

He paused, and pointed to the girl on the edge of the pool in the distance, the girl was seventeen or eighteen years old, wearing a floral dress, elegant, clean, and elegant: "Her name is Tian Tian, she is from the Andromeda Galaxy, and she is the princess of the planet M78. Ha ha...... Of course, that's what he thinks. ”

He pointed to an old lady with a lollipop in her mouth and said, "She is more pitiful, her only granddaughter died at the age of five, and she was in a car accident, she didn't take care of it at the time, and then she split her granddaughter...... And that, yes, the old man in a wheelchair under the tree......"

My head was big: "Wait, Kidney Baby, what the hell is this place?" ”

Kidney Bao was surprised: "You don't know? This is a mental hospital. ”

I'm full of black lines!

Damn, why is Lao Tzu in a mental hospital?

Wasn't Lao Tzu captured by Yu Ji? What the hell does this girl want to do? What does it mean to throw me into a mental hospital?

Fortunately, this kidney treasure in front of me is a normal person.

I asked, "Are you a doctor?" ”

Kidney Bao: "Haha, where? I'm also a patient. But ......"

He looked around, lowered his voice and whispered, "I'll tell you secretly, in fact, I'm not sick at all." I'm getting in and hiding from the debt. Alas! Life is too stressful, business failures, a lot of debt, and loan sharks chase everywhere. ”

I sighed in my heart: Zhente Niang's cleverness.

Kidney Bao said again: "By the way, you came in the middle of the night, you slept for most of the day, are you hungry?" I'll treat you to something delicious! Tsk, it's definitely a delicacy in the world! Let me tell you, it's not me who brags, my roasted kidneys are guaranteed to be unforgettable after you eat them. ”

I was stunned: "Can the psychiatric hospital still roast your kidneys by yourself?" Where is the kidney? ”

Kidney Bao looked around nervously, sighed, and lowered his voice: "Hehe...... We have it ourselves. I dug my own last time, tsk...... That's called a delicious ...... You see, it's right here. ”

He lifted his clothes, revealing his waist, and on his waist, a scar of more than ten centimeters was shocking.

Paralyzed, I kicked him away.

Can you eat your own roasted kidneys and not be unforgettable for a lifetime?

I thought this thing was a normal person, but who knew it was also a pervert.

Kidney Bao got up from the ground and walked away as he muttered: "You are really wrong, please eat and beat people." ”

I didn't bother to pay attention to him, thinking about my thoughts with a sad face.

Eggs, no!

Brother is going to escape, with a group of neurotics, mixed with yarn?

I slipped out quietly.

Walk across the lawn and along the road, not far from the gate. However, there are five or six security guards at the gate, all of them are five big and three thick, and they are not good at first glance.

It's okay, can I be invisible, afraid of a yarn?

I hid in a hidden place and disappeared.

It went smoothly and easily, and I swaggered out of the hospital.

The hospital is on the outskirts of the city, outside in the wilderness.

By five minutes, I was walking down a country lane away from the hospital.

However, just as I was enjoying the scenery, a voice suddenly sounded behind me: "How did you escape?" ”

I was startled and turned around.

Less than a meter behind him, stood a man in black, wearing a mask.

And the voice is Yu Ji's.

I asked, "What do you mean?" What does it mean to throw me into a mental hospital? ”

Yu Ji laughed and said, "It's not interesting, I just think you look like a psychopath, so I'll send you in for treatment for a while." ”

I said, "Come on!" Open the skylight and speak brightly. Last night, I was going to die. Hongluan won't let me go, but you took me away. Why would she listen to you? ”

Yu Ji: "It's very simple, I saved her and made a condition to her, to lend you a month." In a month, if she wants to kill you or what, I don't bother to care. ”

Me: "Lend me a month, put me in a mental hospital?" ”

Yu Ji: "Hehe...... Do you think I'm going to tell you? ”

Me: "Little girl, don't sneer at me playing dumb riddles with my brother here, I won't go back with you." Heads-up, you may not be my opponent. ”

Not bad!

Lao Tzu has a weakness charm, no matter how powerful she is, if she fights hard, I may not suffer.

Yu Ji smiled and asked, "Are you going to do it with me?" ”

Me: "Isn't it okay?" ”

I urge the mana and prepare to draw the talisman. However, the next moment, I couldn't help but want to grass his horse!

Paralyzed, what about my mana?

In the sea of qi, it was empty, and there was not even a trace of mana. What the hell is this?

Yu Ji: "No need to try...... Hehe, your mana has been imprisoned by me with a secret method. You are now, just like ordinary people. In addition, don't even think about escaping, there are our people around this mental hospital, once you escape, no matter what method you use, no matter where you hide, we can find you. ”

She said, pointing at my brow again.

In an instant, I fainted again.

When he woke up, he was lying on a bed, surrounded by two doctors and four male nurses with big shoulders and round waists.

Six people were staring at me intently.

My body felt weak and sleepy again.

I closed my eyes and gasped slowly, adjusting my state.

The two doctors and six nurses were discussing.

"Doctor Zhang, you said that the evil sect is not an evil sect. This kid was given a tranquilizer by us before, and Kidney Bao and the others made a fool of themselves and carried him out of the room. Originally, he was lying on a garden bench, and it was nothing. I woke up, and it was nothing. But how to get out of the hospital? ”

"yes, how did you get out of the hospital? The surveillance filmed him entering the bathroom near the gate, and then it was gone. This is still the discovery of Kidney Treasure. After he informed us, we searched the whole hospital, but we couldn't find any trace of him. But it was only half an hour. Half an hour later, he was in bed again! Strange, you say, isn't it strange? ”

"Could it be that he was a little reluctant to go to our hospital after going out and came back?"

"Hahaha...... Xiao Liu, you love to joke. Think about how he got in? Hey, now Dr. Mo probably wants to kill him. It took no less than ten of us to take him down. If he escapes, is there a chance that he will come back? ”

Everyone laughed: "Hahaha...... Not to mention, the dean's son has been chasing Dr. Mo for several years, and he hasn't even touched his hair, so let the dean's son-in-law know that he is not mad......"