Yes, I must scare Yu Ji, no one can stop me.

This girl released Hongluan and almost killed me.

This girl's boyfriend n years ago got on me, and almost made me worse than dead.

New hatred and old hatred, Lao Tzu doesn't scold her, I'm sorry for my cucumber Ding Ding.

Xiang Yu roared angrily: "You dare to think like this? I'm going to kill you! ”

I laughed and hummed, "Come on! Die, there's a lot of silver anyway......"

Xiang Yu: "What are you singing?" Die! ”

This time he was serious, and once again he slammed into the stone wall like a cow.

I said unhurriedly: "If I die, you will never be able to come out again." You will remain in the Infernal Hell forever for the rest of your life. Your Yu Ji will get married, give birth to children, and will toss and turn under the crotch of other men. Maybe even ...... Ah...... Don't...... Ahh......hhh It hurts...... Ahh......hhh Husband, you're so good......"

My head was less than a centimeter from the stone wall.

Xiang Yu suddenly braked and stopped.

His face was gloomy, cold sweat flowed, and he muttered like crazy: "No...... No way...... I can't live without Yu Ji...... She's mine...... I've been waiting for her for countless years, and now that I've just met her, I don't want to lose her again...... No way...... No......"

Xiang Yu yelled at me in his heart: "Boy, what do you want? Let's replace the conditions. Whatever the conditions, I will say yes! I only have one request, in the future, summon me once a day and let me meet Yu Ji, okay? Just when I beg you! ”

Me: "Huh...... All right! What's so bad. Get rid of this little zombie first. But I doubt it, can you handle her? ”

Xiang Yu glared at Hongluan fiercely: "Just a little zombie, you also want to turn the sky upside down?" This kind of Taoism, I can crush to death with a single finger. ”

Hope rose in my heart.

Xiang Yu is definitely not a vegetarian. Born as a hero, died as a ghost, Surabaya is thousands of miles away, all of which are his territory. The ghost king under his hand is probably as many as ants. The current Xiang Yu definitely has more than that.

What I summoned was just a little bit of Xiang Yu's divine sense, or a trace of soul.

Maybe he has a secret art?

Maybe you can get a little more soul from the Infernal Hell?

Although Hongluan is a reincarnation zombie, she has not yet become a big one, and it is too much cake for Xiang Yu to take her down.

Xiang Yu roared angrily, the ghost qi in his hand churned, condensing a broad sword.

He roared: "Look at my ghost art of destroying the heavens and the earth, the wrath of the ghost male!" Yes! ”

He roared, and spun rapidly with his big sword, as if he was about to turn Hongluan to death.

However, the fast you go, the fast you come back.

Hongluan kicked him in the chest, and I flew out upside down, hitting the stone wall, and spurting out a mouthful of blood on the spot.

Paralyzing......

This is the ghost art that destroys the world and destroys the world?

Dry......

Can you be reliable?

I struggled twice, but I didn't struggle.

And at this time, the time for the "Ten Thousand Ghost Techniques of Taiyin Mountain" also came, and Xiang Yu shouted anxiously: "Brother Huang, please summon me tomorrow." Let me renew my relationship with Yu Ji. ”

Continue, fart, continue!

My face is black. Whether you can survive today is a question, and you have to wait for tomorrow? Besides, he rushed Xiang Yu to kill me these days, why should Lao Tzu help him?

When Xiang Yu was leaving, I deliberately shouted: "General Xiang, you can go with confidence." Your Yu Ji, I will take good care of you. She was tired and I helped her get a full body massage. If she has small breasts, I can use my hands to enlarge her breasts. She's hungry, I'll feed her chickens, she's thirsty and I salivate a lot. The next time you come up, I'll give you a free son......"

Xiang Yu: "You are paralyzed......"

His voice was gone.

There are only three people left in the cave, Yu Ji and Hongluan.

Looking down at my dingding, it was red and swollen, bald, oozing blood, and miserable.

Hongluan's big scissors are still clicking......

The numb one, my heart is so tired.

I resigned myself to my fate: "Hongluan, if you want to kill or scrape, whatever." I just ask you to keep Ding Ding for me, so that I can die with dignity. If you don't think about it, you have to think about our child in your belly, otherwise, when he grows up and is sensible, ask you, how did Dad die. You can't answer that your mother clicked him and bled to death......

Hongluan: "What are you talking nonsense? Hum...... Yours...... That thing of yours was forced out by me a long time ago. I'm not going to get pregnant at all. ”

At this time, Yu Ji spoke: "Okay, Sister Hongluan, this person has been tortured and tortured, if you want to kill him, I won't stop him, but it will take a while." It's not going to be today, the ghost king and the snake demon are coming back soon, let's get out of here first. ”

Hongluan nodded: "Don't worry, let's discuss good things, I naturally won't break my promise." ”

Yu Ji said: "Then I'll take him away?" ”

Hongluan: "One month, I'll only give you one month." In a month's time, I will kill him, and whoever stands in his way will be my enemy. ”

Yu Ji smiled: "Don't worry! My sister is a trustworthy person, so naturally I won't talk without words. ”

Hongluan glared at me fiercely, his eyes fell on my dingding, gritted his teeth, and the scissors in his hand clicked hard, the meaning was self-evident.

She flew away from the ghost world.

And Yu Ji also came to me, and the slender fingers lightly touched my forehead, and I fainted.

I don't know how long it took before I woke up.

My head was dizzy, my body was sore, and even my eyelids were heavy.

I closed my eyes, lay down for a while, and then opened them.

My brow furrowed.

Guess what I saw?

I was lying on a bench, which seemed to be a garden, and in the lawn not far away, there were four people, in a vertical row in front and back, one holding a paddle, rowing desperately on the lawn. The four of them also shouted the slogan "Hey! Hi! Hi! Hi ......"

Stroked, shouted, sweating profusely, it was obvious that they had been rowing for a long time, and they were extremely serious.

What's the situation?

Performance art?

I struggled to sit up, and when I turned around, I almost peed out in fright.

In front of the bench, a man squatted.

In his forties, with messy hair, he was crouching beside the bench, less than a foot from my head, expressionless, staring straight at me. It's so weird, just don't move, don't even blink your eyes.

Yes, I stared at him for a full minute, and he didn't even blink an eye.

I stretched out my hand and dangled in front of him for a long time, and he didn't blink.

What the heck?

At this moment, a young man walked in the distance.

In his twenties, he is very cheerful and outgoing, and the smile on his face is very friendly.

He sat on the bench, stretched out his hand, and introduced himself: "My name is Shenbao, but they all call me Kidney Bao, it doesn't matter, what do you call it?" ”