After returning home, Li Xiaocan's tense nerves finally slowly relaxed. The tired body can finally rest. But my heart also began to be depressed.

Li Xiaocan began to reflect that as a mother, her safety awareness was really poor. As a parent, you have to be very careful. Because what you are holding in your hands is a baby who is completely powerless to resist and protect yourself, a baby who entrusts your life to you, and a baby who trusts and relies on you unconditionally. This responsibility is heavier than Mount Tai.

Li Xiaocan looked at the various babies in the circle of friends, extremely jealous, why can their baby grow up unscathed, but my baby suffers like this?

Li Xiaocan began to make a shopping list: safety seats; bed rails; Carpet, when the baby is older, I can't wait to empty the living room and room, and wrap the walls in foam........ She began to make up for her parenting knowledge, safety knowledge, and even wanted to teach herself pediatrician, only to know that giving birth to a child was only the first step in a long journey. If there is a training class for mothers to teach breastfeeding, complementary food, diarrhea, red fart, colic, weaning, breast milk, night milk, etc., she must be the first to sign up. As a mother, there are too many things you need to understand. Li Xiaocan held his mobile phone all day long, holding a notebook, Zhang Gang looked at Xiaocan, who was crazy, and shook his head: "There are a lot of parenting books for ten yuan and three books on the stall, you can buy one and come back to see it, why bother so much!" ”

Zhang Gang's work is in trouble. The direct boss stood on the wrong team, lost the struggle, offended the vice president of the company, and was demoted by Mingsheng, the direct boss was depressed, and poured all his anger on the employees, and Zhang Gang became an innocent emotional trash can.

Zhang Gang, who was embarrassed in every way, returned home sullenly. It was already 8 o'clock in the evening, Li Xiaocan was so hungry that his chest was pressed against his back, he wanted to order takeout, but the amount was too low to deliver, and he was afraid that it would not be safe for a patient to receive express delivery at night, so he had to wait for Zhang Gang to come back.

As soon as he heard the sound of Zhang Gang turning the door key, Li Xiaocan seemed to see a savior: "Husband, I'm so hungry, you're back!" ”

Zhang Gang was also physically and mentally exhausted, and after answering, he walked into the kitchen. Inside the pot were dried pots, a few balls of rice were scattered on the cutting board, there were two plates with leftovers on the table, and the washing basins were piled up in a messy sink. The trash can was full, and it smelled rancid.

Zhang Gangqiang held back his unhappiness and cleaned up.

Li Xiaocan saw Zhang Gang come out to take out the garbage, and shouted anxiously: "Cook first!" I'm so hungry! ”

Zhang Gangzheng's stomach was on fire, and it was ignited all of a sudden: "Aren't you hungry and can't order takeout?!" ”

Li Xiaocan was stunned: "I didn't order, wait for you to come back"

"If I go on a business trip and don't come back, won't you eat?"

Li Xiaocan didn't expect Zhang Gang to get angry at all: "If you don't come back, you won't come back, who is rare!" He was afraid that Zhang Gang would be angry, "It takes half an hour to cook, so cook it first." ”

Zhang Gang was silent and went to the kitchen to clean up. Li Xiaocan thought that he had escaped a catastrophe and secretly rejoiced.

"Li Xiaocan!" Zhang Gang's vicious voice hit his eardrums.

When Li Xiaocan heard the sound of the landslide cracking, he was so frightened that he replied like a kitten: "Hey"

I saw Zhang Gang carrying a half-cut spatula with a broken handle and still sticking to rice, and walked over murderously: "Did you break the spatula?" ”

"I thought it was something, yes, when I fried rice at noon, I used it to press the rice ball, and it broke." Li Xiaocan breathed a sigh of relief.

"You can fry every rice, you really have the ability!"

Li Xiaocan replied nonchalantly: "If it's broken, it's broken, there is still a spatula at home, it's really not good, you can make do with a long soup spoon instead."

"You're so unreliable! How to stir-fry without a spatula! Zhang Gang muttered back to the kitchen.

Half an hour later, Zhang Gang walked to the bedroom with two plates and a bowl of rice in his palm, and was about to put them on the bedside table, so that Li Xiaocan didn't have to get out of bed, but he saw paper towels, chargers and hairpin combs placed on the bedside table, and his hands were so hot that he couldn't hold on, so he yelled again: "Why is the table so messy!" Can you put things in place when they're used up! As he spoke, he put the bowl on the desk and shook his hand.

Li Xiaocan was yelled at one after another, his heart was blocked, and he rolled his eyes at Zhang Gang. However, he couldn't bear the croaking stomach, so he sat down at the desk silently.

"Pop" Li Xiaocan accidentally got the chopsticks to the ground.

"Hey! Can you be careful! Zhang Gang frowned and blamed Li Xiaocan.

Li Xiaocan was too lazy to quarrel with Zhang Gang, so he only gulped the rice into his mouth.

Meal. "Where's my pajamas?" Zhang Gang was looking for it in the closet.

Li Xiaocan remembered that Zhang Gang threw his clothes into the washing machine two days ago; "It should be in the washing machine."

"You didn't wash?" Zhang Gang asked in surprise.

"Didn't you wash?" Li Xiaocan asked ignorantly with a wink.

Zhang Gang rushed into the bathroom with a brisk step, a roar was deafening, and the roof was about to collapse: "Li Xiaocan! ”

According to the observation of more than a year since he got married, Li Xiaocan knows that if Zhang Gang speaks softly and the tail is long: "wife, daughter-in-law, baby", it means that Zhang Gang is in a good mood, either he has a bonus or won the lottery or he just wants to be affectionate; If Zhang Gang does not have a surname, but calls the two words "Xiaocan", it means that there are outsiders present to keep a distance, or slightly stunned, the situation is small, and there is still room for refutation, as long as Li Xiaocan shouts "husband" bit by bit, the matter can be solved; If Zhang Gang's tone is high-pitched, there is a strong * flavor, and he calls his full name "Li Xiaocan!" word by word! ", indicating that a rainstorm is coming, the situation is very serious, Li Xiaocan must not talk back or refute, the scene is definitely not under Li Xiaocan's control. This time, it clearly belongs to the last one.

I saw Zhang Gang twisting a white shirt with his index finger and thumb, a fist-sized black mold spot on his chest, and two lines of fire burst out in his eyes: "This is a new shirt that I have only worn once!" White clothes can't be soaked, don't you know?! Look at the home, it's messy everywhere, does it still feel like a home? It's a pig's nest! ”

Li Xiaocan didn't dare to speak out, so he had to endure Zhang Gang's complaint. Before Li Xiaocan got married, he didn't know that Zhang Gang was hot-tempered, and he didn't know that Zhang Gang's two big eyes would spew fire and burn people to death.

After taking a shower, Zhang Gang, who was tired all day, fell on the bed and didn't want to move. Li Xiaocan curled up to the side. It wasn't until Zhang Gang's rhythmic breathing came that Li Xiaocan dared to carefully straighten his already curled legs.

"Smack!" Zhang Gang slept in a daze, patting his itchy arm impatiently with his hand. After a while, Zhang Gangyou turned over and scratched his calf. Itchy, itchy, itchy ankles, back, all over the body. Zhang Gang tossed and turned, like a monkey, picking here and scratching there.

"Ahh There are bugs! Zhang Gang woke up from the itch, and as soon as he opened his eyes, a large cockroach was lying on the mosquito net, facing Zhang Gang's head.

Hearing Zhang Gang's scream, Li Xiaocan also woke up: "Bugs? ”

Zhang Gang took the slippers and killed him with one move steadily, but he was still angry: "This family can't live!" The bugs are crawling into bed! ”

Li Xiaocan didn't feel sleepy.

"Can you clean up at home? I said why is it so itchy! This bug is poisonous, what if it crawls into the ear?! Zhang just began to count Li Xiaocan.

Zhang Gang was like a fly all night, chattering, Li Xiaocan was angry: "My legs are inconvenient, how can I clean it up?!" ”

"Didn't you deliberately clean it up, and you would be able to do it well? My mother said that you don't like to clean up, and I also think it is, when can you change your character, you will be a mother, can you clean up! If a paper towel doesn't go to the trash, can't you pick it up and throw it away again? If the walnut shell falls under the bed, can't you pick it up at the time, do you have to let it mold on the ground, and then take time to clean it alone? Won't panties be rubbed after a shower? Do you have to save it and take time to wash it in the washing machine? Zhang Gang just took ideological and political classes, crackling and training his wife, and completely reformed Li Xiaocan's thoughts and actions.

"Ring bell ring", Zhang Gang's mobile phone rang. "Mom, haven't slept yet? ....... I didn't sleep either, I was ready to sleep, there were a lot of insects at home, and they all climbed on the mosquito net........" Zhang Gang answered the phone and complained about the dirty and messy situation at home.

As soon as Zhang Gang hung up the phone, he saw Li Xiaocan's gloomy face covered with black lines.

Li Xiaocan's emotions that he had endured for a long time exploded: "Zhang Gang, this is also my family!" How comfortable I want to come! When I want to do housework and how I do it is not up to you! If you think I'm causing you trouble, well, from today onwards, we'll split the housework in half. You cook, I wash the dishes; You buy groceries, I do the laundry; You go to work, I'll clean up the house. Do you have an opinion on this? Also, I told you, don't complain about me in front of your mother, if I call my mother and say that you two are bullying me, do you feel good? If you want peace in this family, we will solve our affairs, don't sue your mother! If I really tear my face with your mother, you may not be able to settle this mother-in-law and daughter-in-law relationship! ”

After speaking, Li Xiaocan picked up the blanket, walked to the living room, and fell on the sofa.

Zhang Gang looked worried and walked to the bathroom, but was shocked by the sight of Li Xiaocan wearing gloves and holding a brush to wash the washing machine, and he woke up instantly: "What's wrong with you?" ”

Li Xiaocan was silent, limped to the corner, bent down with difficulty, squatted down, and took laundry detergent.

"Xiaocan, what's wrong with you?" Zhang Gang's tone was already a little annoyed.

"Wash the washing machine." In order not to cause further conflict, Li Xiaocan replied tepidly.

"That'....... I went to work. Zhang Gang stood at the door a little embarrassed and was stunned for a while before speaking.

Li Xiaocan did it on purpose. Once Li Xiaocan was enraged and said, "I'm leaving!" Zhang Gang was even more angry: "When will you go!" I'll buy you a ticket! It's still afternoon?! ”