Don't look at my grandma and my grandmother often quarrel, but there is no ambiguity at the critical moment, that is, they will not drag each other back, in the words of my second uncle, these two old ladies like to pinch behind closed doors, my grandma has to rely on my grandma to help when she does these things, don't look at my grandma is old, and her body is hard.

My grandmother didn't let me go out that day, and I closed the door tightly after my grandmother finished preparing things, but I opened meat, bought a popsicle and let me go to my grandfather's house to watch TV and eat at the same time.

"Sibao, who came to see your grandmother, why did you scream so badly in the morning."

I licked my popsicle chopsticks and stared at the TV, "It's just a man, like a snake, he has to let grandma treat him, but he has beaten that snake before, and he deserves ......it."

"Oh, you can't say you deserve it, snakes are scary sometimes."

I looked at my grandfather, "Grandpa, I still want my grandma to buy me one." ”

Grandpa smiled and touched my head, "It's only been spring, it's cold, it's not good to eat so cold." ”

"But my body is hot, grandpa, you tell my grandma to let my grandma buy it for me!"

Grandpa still laughs, he likes to laugh like me, "If you do what your grandma is happy about, your grandma can buy it for you, you know." ”

I scratched my head stupidly, the corners of my mouth were hooked, "When I'm not stupid, my grandma will be happy, buy me a lot of popsicles!" ”

Grandpa sighed softly, "Not stupid, who said that my granddaughter is stupid and clever...... Well, watch TV. ”

……

As soon as it got dark, grandma sent dinner to grandpa's house and left, and when she went out, she said, "Sibao, grandma is doing errands in the yard, you and your grandpa have a good meal, don't go out to make trouble." ”

I didn't say anything, my eyes were still staring at the TV, the magic weapon that could calm me down was the TV in addition to the delicious food, I was curious about what was inside, I loved to watch, but at seven o'clock, I didn't like to watch it, "Several pictures are the same!" It just depends on what it means to sit in it! ”

Grandpa smiled beside him, "This is grandpa's favorite thing to watch, you accompany grandpa to watch." ”

I sat there sullenly, scratching my heart and liver, when there was a jingling bell in the yard, and I took a look at the courtyard by the windowsill, and the man who was full of skin was actually taken to the chair in the middle of the yard by my grandmother and sat down, and my head was covered with a red cloth like a hijab, and my grandmother stood in front of the man and shook a bell in her hand desperately, saying something in her mouth while shaking, and her feet were jumping slightly.

Behind my grandmother is a table, under the table there are a bunch of things I don't know what to do, in addition to delicious food, there are incense burners and candles on the table, I know this, grandma is an altar!

I was happy again when I saw this scene, it's not much more interesting than watching a monotonous picture!

"Four treasures! Don't go out!! The cartoon is going to be done right away!! ”

"I'll come back later!"

I jumped out in a few steps, ran to the door, and carefully moved to the side of the table where the altar was made, where Grandma Tai, the woman, and the man pulling the cart were standing, and Grandma couldn't look at me behind them.

The lights lit in the yard are bright, except for the sound of grandma's bells, no one dares to speak, even my house called up that it is the King Kong of the mountains and rivers, and it also entered the nest early.

The weather in the northeast is still dry and cold in the spring, I don't feel anything, I am afraid of heat by nature, but it is interesting to see the woman in front of me whose body has been trembling, gently tugging the corner of her clothes, and whispering, "Auntie, you are cold." ”

She looked back at me, her lips pale, her throat moving, and she shook her head without squeaking.

I don't understand, why are you so happy if you don't shiver cold!

When my grandmother's bell shook almost, I saw that the man covered with the red cloth was also trembling, I pouted slightly, why are they so afraid of the cold, and my mind was in the reins, and I saw my grandmother throw the bell to the side, and shouted in her mouth, "Heaven and earth bowl!" ”

Grandma Tai had an order at that time, and stepped forward to put a stool between grandma and the man, and then put a bowl full of beans of various colors on the stool, and after the things were placed, grandma took out seven incense sticks in her hand, and looked up at the dark sky after lit it, and only after a while, she inserted it into the bowl, and then knelt down in the four corners of the courtyard one by one.

I heard this grandma say before, that is, to worship the seven stars, the saying is that the Big Dipper is in charge of the immortal family who practices in the world, and is responsible for the procedures for issuing the hall, you have to worship the seven stars first, let them know that the earth immortals are going to set up the hall, and they approve it, so that the earth immortals can be on the immortal class in the future and be on the list.

Wait for grandma to kneel and bow to the end,Begin to step in the yard,I really can't understand that pace,My grandmother said that it is called stepping on the gang doubu,And said that grandma's mouth is talking about the Seven Star Treasure,Vernacular is to tell the above Big Dipper below the earth fairy to stand up,I have to make a record,Anyway, I don't understand it at all.。

When Grandma's program came down, I saw Grandma busy handing her a small tambourine to Grandma, and then Grandma sang and danced to the beat while beating the drum!

“…… I picked up the Wenwang drum with my left hand, picked up the bamboo mustard whip with my right hand, Liangshan one hundred single eight generals, I played one hundred single eight whips, this whip dared to move the mountains and mountains, this whip dared to do it in the sea, this whip fell into my hands today, burn incense and beat the drum to move the gods, the old fairy family you want to come to me and move, if you don't come to me also move, move to March 3 of the next year, move to the Queen Mother's Pan Tao Society, move to the Nine Heavens Fairy down to the earth, five people and six soldiers, see if you dare not come out......"

I listened to the laughter in my mouth, and this smile made my grandmother look back at me, "Sibao, why did you come out." ”

"It's singing again."

I smiled and looked at my grandmother, "It's fun." ”

Grandma's face was full of helplessness, "Sibao, this is the right matter, don't laugh!" ”

As soon as she finished speaking, Grandma finished singing, took a few steps back, almost sat down on the altar table, put down the drum, raised her hand and lit a cigarette for herself, and looked directly at the man covered with a red cloth who was twitching more and more, "Dare to speak!" ”

"Why don't you dare!!"

The man covered with the red cloth suddenly screamed, full of confidence, and this voice frightened the woman in front of me at that time, "Who is making this movement, my man is not speaking like this." ”

Grandma still had to comfort her, "It's okay, it's that fairy who was brought out to speak." ”

Grandma didn't care what we were talking about, no matter who was scared or not, she didn't care, pinched the cigarette and took a few steps forward to tear off the red cloth on the man's head, "Then let's have a good life!" ”

I was stunned the moment I tore off the hijab, I still remember that in the morning, this man still had his eyes closed and looked like he was going to hang every minute, but when you look at it now, those two big eyes are like glass balls, and they are so round and round, they almost bulge out of their eye sockets, spirit, so spiritual!

My mouth opened uncontrollably, and I suddenly felt that if he shook it off like my King Kong, the skin on his body would fall off like snow.

"Drink! What a fierce brute!! ”

Grandma looked at him and snorted coldly, and took a few steps back, "There is a moon on Qingming Mountain, which mountain comes from which cave!" ”

I didn't understand what I said, just as the woman asked the grandmother in a trembling voice, "What is this talking about, didn't you say that you should ask Xian'er to say our words too." ”

Grandma snorted, "This is a temptation, a test in expert words, to see how you are capable, and those who are really capable will know how to answer." ”

"Oh."

The woman held her breath and didn't dare to speak, but she couldn't control herself and leaned on my grandmother's side.

After listening to Grandma's words, the man who was full of skin jumped up directly, jumped on the chair with a 'bang' and turned around and glared at Grandma, "Sunrise in the East Cuiyun Mountain, uncle, I am a big disciple of Jinhua to sit down, 100,000 disciples and 100,000 soldiers!" ”

Oh I'll go, I'm grinning at the corners of my mouth, this password is very interesting!

"What a big breath!"

Grandma looked at each other angrily, "My black mother is everywhere, and Jinhua is just my right-hand man, how can I see you being presumptuous here!" ”