Although I don't understand, I also know that the atmosphere should be very tense now, because grandma has seen this kind of before, so I've heard this song, but it's rare to talk like this, even this password is not commonly used, it's all in the vernacular, where did you come from, how many brothers, it's generally like nagging, so Leng Buding's conversation is really interesting in my opinion.

"Don't scare me with black mom! Uncle, where is it your turn to be here to talk about seniority!! ”

As soon as the words fell, I saw him jump up, really jump, jumped up from the chair and jumped directly over my grandmother's head, like a trapeze, 'Bang! Suddenly he jumped on the table of the altar again!

"Mom! He's coming! ”

This frightened the woman in front of me and the man who drove the car, and flashed to the side with a scream, I don't know if I thought this skin-bursting man was going to them!

In fact, I think this man is just jumping blindly, jumping high, and showing off.

Grandma was not ambiguous at all, and turned her head and shouted at Grandma, "Circle incense!" ”

Grandma Tai was ordered at that time, and quickly pulled out three sticks of incense from the box and inserted them directly into the ground to grandma, and stood still in a throat after lighting it, "Great God please!" ”

Grandma stuffed three more cigarettes into her mouth at the same time, and took a big sip of incense on the ground to finish the cigarette from beginning to end, and after smoking, she spit it out, shaking her head and stomping on the ground with one foot at the same time!

"The sun rises and the west mountain is dark, I invite the great fairy to go down the mountain, no fire in front of the hall, nothing to do and nothing to work for the immortals! Today, there are animals who do not obey the control, and the cultivation is not good at going down the mountain! Baishan Xue Fengnian came to report in the name of the black mother!! Summoning the disciples of the Five Directions Mountain to come quickly!!! ”

I dug my nose and stood in place, and it was self-evident in my heart, the meaning of this 'circle of incense' is to call people, see if you are not hard, hey, I don't have a hard fight with you, I will call a few capable people to see if you dare to talk to me!!

The man standing on the desk had a fearless face, picked up the wine and drank it, "Uncle, I'm not afraid of anyone, drink some red sorghum water and fight with you!! ”

The woman in front of me was really scared, and said vaguely, "Why is he not afraid at all, can't he accept it, it's over, what can my man do." ”

Grandma turned around and glared at her, "My family Fengnian hasn't dropped the chain here, she dares to take this job, she knows it in her heart, I've seen it all in the upper room, where is this!" ”

The woman was too grandma to speak, my eyes were a little stinging at this time, it was itchy, while looking at the man who was drinking on the desk while rubbing it with my hands, suddenly I felt that something was wrong, the man's face changed, not the man I looked at before, but a tall and strong man.

Although I couldn't see his facial features clearly, I could feel that he was full of beard, wearing a black suit like armor, and he was drinking wine with his head up, and I was wondering what to do, when I heard a burst of laughter suddenly from my grandmother's mouth.

Looking at the past again, grandma's appearance has also changed, it is actually a young woman, a woman, her face is very young, her chin is small, and she feels very beautiful, but I still have a hard time looking at my facial features, and as soon as I put my hand down, eh, it became my grandma who twisted her waist and walked this way.

"I, Hu Xiaoying, want to see who is so ignorant and doesn't give face to the black mother today."

Grandma's throat made a very thin female voice like pinching her throat, and I was a little puzzled and put my hand on one eye again, alas? I can't look at the woman anymore, it's still my grandma who is smiling in front of me, isn't this evil!!

When the man standing on the desk drinking saw his grandmother like this, he smashed the wine bottle in his hand with a 'snap', "Hu Xiaoying, don't think that you came out earlier than me, I'm afraid of you!" When you were practicing, you didn't become a climate! ”

Grandma's eyes shone brightly, and a calm female voice suddenly came out of her mouth, "What about my Huang San's grandmother!" ”

My eyes itched again, I rubbed it again, and at this moment I saw that my grandmother had become a slightly older woman in a yellow robe, ha, what is the situation?!

I'm playing this hi, and finally find the rhythm as long as grandma changes the tone, I'll cover it, and I'll cover it when I change the sound, so that you will see different people, but you can't see it when you take it down and put it up, unless grandma is on someone else!

In this way, the incense on the ground did not wait for half of it to burn, and grandma's throat and eyes had changed at least five or six voices, male and female, young, and old, and there was no one the same, even the man who was driving the carriage was shocked, "Why are there so many different sounds." ”

"This is a lot of fairies, just like people, is the sound energy the same?"

Grandma Tai's eyes were full of knowledge, "Wait a while, this python fairy will be honest." ”

I covered my eyes with my hands and didn't dare to take them down, and after a while, I actually felt that there were several more people in my yard, and I couldn't see it really, but I could see that men and women were wearing the color of their clothes, and I was looking at it lively, and a subtle voice suddenly came from behind me, "Four treasures...... Go get the hoe...... He's afraid of the hoe's ......"

Who's talking to me?

I turned around directly, only to see something that looked like a big mouse rubbing over the wall and running away from the wall a few times!?

Frowning, what kind of thing is that jet-black?!

When I turned my face, I couldn't look at the people in colorful clothes anymore, I could only see that my grandmother was still staring at the man standing on the desk, "Not yet!" A mere long worm still dares to make a mistake with me?! ”

His mind suddenly remembered the whisper just now, he was afraid of hoes......

I looked up at the man standing on the desk, rolled my eyes, and ran away!

At this time, no one could take care of me, and when I got the hoe out with a sloppy stomach, I found that the man was still standing on the desk and pointing at himself with unwilling eyes, "I once died in his hands, you give me a comment, why let Uncle Ben let him go like this!" ”

"If you grind him to death, you won't be able to get out of the horse! Don't forget! What is the purpose of your cultivation! ”

"Then I won't accept it, I python black dragon hall 100,000 soldiers and horses, you insist on bullying me, then let's compare, don't talk about Hu Xiaoying's third grandmother! If you call me Jinhua today, I won't say a word of service! ”

A sneer tugged at the corner of Grandma's mouth, but she was not in a hurry to step forward when she saw this, "Okay, I can't imagine that I have been taking over the black mother's debut for decades, and it is the first time I have seen a beast with such a strong backbone, so let's compare and compare!" Break your way, don't blame me for not giving Jinhua face!! ”

"Ahh I'll beat you to death!! ”

As soon as Grandma's words fell, I came over with a hoe and teeth and claws, not to mention, it was really heavy, and I ran to the man's side, and I almost lifted it with the strength of breastfeeding, "I'll make you unhappy with my grandma!" I'll kill you!! ”

The man looked at me and was shocked, "Hoe...... It's a hoe......"

Before he finished speaking, the legs and feet of this black dragon seemed to be weak, staggered a few steps, and fell from the table, and when he came down, he rolled on the ground, protecting his feet with both hands, and wailing loudly: "Don't hit me!" Don't hit me!! I'm convinced! Get that thing away! Take it away!! I'm convinced! I'm so convinced!! ”

I laughed.

In fact, I can't dig down, my strength is enough to lift this thing, seeing that he is soft, I let go of the hoe and threw it away, and looked at grandma with a smile when I turned around, "Grandma, he is serving!" ”