Grandma couldn't take care of him at all, and when she came up, she began to rummage my clothes and trouser pockets, and with my strength, she naturally tore but couldn't tear Grandma's, and within two rounds, the yellow paper on her body was dragged out by Grandma, "Si'er, where can you get it!" It's still on my body! What a good thing! ”

"Playing with fire."

I grinned back, "It's so hot!" ”

Grandma obviously wanted to scold me, but she just sighed after opening her mouth for a long time, "What's the matter, what's the matter, I don't want to be a rut, it's really sad if you go to school!" Go home! I can't go anywhere today, someone will come to the door to complain about the day, Bao'er, you can't let your grandmother save snacks, then your grandfather was a foreign school and could read foreign words, not only proficient in Qimen Dunjia, but also see a doctor, ......what do you say?"

"Grandma, what is the Qimen tortoise shell?"

"Dunjia!"

"Oh." I nodded, muttering, "Stew...... But my grandmother hasn't done it before. ”

Grandma sighed for a long time, "No wonder the two blind men have itchy teeth when they mention you, it's a worry......"

Before he finished speaking, he suddenly looked resigned to his fate, "Forget it, Sibao, let's not go out and run around today, just listen to Grandma read you a villain book at home, and Grandma will buy you popsicles." ”

My eyes lit up when I heard the popsicle, "Okay, I'm eating popsicles at home." ”

……

Because of the popsicle relationship, I sat at home, and my grandmother took a yellowed villain book and read it to me seriously, usually I can't go to my grandfather's house at will during the day, and my grandmother said that my grandfather's illness should be recuperated, and I can't quarrel, so I can't watch TV without getting amnesty, so I can only listen to my grandmother read me the villain book and tell stories.

Grandma loved to do this job very much, in her words, few women in their time could read and write, so she loved to read villain books to me whenever she was free, so as to give full play to her proud strengths.

“…… Zhang Wazi looked at the spy Xiao Mu, stepped forward and directly inserted a spoon into the enemy's heart......"

"Grandma, what kind of spoon is so powerful."

"Well, this ......"

Grandma was about to explain, but she watched Grandma come in in a hurry, so she directly stuffed the villain book into my hand, "Sibao, look at the picture yourself...... Feng Nian, why did you come back? ”

Grandma ran directly to the house dedicated to the black mother with a cold face, "Something is wrong, nothing goes well, the clothes are not easy to wear, and people don't like to walk, I knocked on the door when I entered the door, I have to come back to get some guys, I am afraid of a moth!" ”

Grandma nodded again and again, "Is there a grudge in your heart, her daughter-in-law didn't say that she served her well when she was alive......"

"It shouldn't have anything to do with this, if a person dies, you have to hurry on the road, I wonder why she doesn't leave! I'm still thinking about how to cheat the corpse! ”

Grandma responded, came out with a small yellow cloth rolled together in her hand, and walked outside the door and looked at me deliberately, "Sibao, don't run around today!" Just now, your Grandpa Chen told me that you did a good thing, and I will come back in the evening to clean up yours! ”

With popsicles and chopsticks in my mouth, I watched my grandmother hurriedly walk out of the yard, "Grandma, what is grandma holding in her hand?" ”

"Lingqi, five people and six soldiers, how much you have to give face to this flag, this flag, it is still passed down from your wife and grandfather......"

As soon as Grandma said this, her face was full of fascination, "I think that your wife and grandfather were all in the palace to preside over the sacrifice, after returning to the hometown, the Xue family mansion was built under this white mountain, the limelight is unparalleled for a while, at that time this mountain was still called Baihu Mountain, our family, is the most enlightened in Baihu Mountain, it is because of more understanding, in order to pass down the great god from generation to generation, like your grandma is a famous god, to this generation, your uncle and your mother can not be counted on, our Xue family, in the future, it will depend on you." ”

I picked my nose and looked at my grandmother, but I didn't understand at all, "Grandma, I want to take King Kong out to play." ”

Grandma touched my head, "Si'er, God doesn't open his eyes, such a watery girl, why would she make a mistake with a white tiger being washed out of her brain, you say you're stupid, I see that you are better than anyone else, fine, and stupid, Si'er, your uncle said that as long as you cry, this yin and yang can be balanced, you say, I'm dead, can you cry?" ”

I laughed twice, "What are you crying about, then you are blessed." ”

"Alas!"

Grandma shook her head and got up, smiling helplessly, "It's a blessing, I'm going to be eighty people, it's time to be happy...... Hey, Four Treasures! Come back!! ”

I couldn't sit still, in my grandmother's words, there was a thorn in my buttocks, and I teased King Kong in the yard for a while, and when I saw my eldest brother passing by with a drawing board on his back, he shouted directly, "Big brother!" ”

"Four Treasures."

He looked at me and smiled gently, and then said hello to the grandmother behind me, "Grandma! ”

Grandma responded, "Jiashu, why are you going, go to the mountains to paint the wind!" ”

The eldest brother smiled, "Grandma, that's called Caifeng, I'm not going today, didn't the Han family's grandmother pass away, grandma asked me to paint the head." ”

Xue Jiashu is my eldest brother, but everyone in the village knows that my uncle was not born to my grandmother, but was picked up and raised by my grandmother outside.

My grandmother often chattered, saying that the fate of the children of the Xue family is very thin, if she hadn't picked up my uncle at the beginning, she might not have accumulated virtue to give birth to the second uncle and my mother, the dragon and phoenix fetus.

Although my eldest brother is ten years older than me, he is very patient when he coaxes me to play, and he never loses his temper, but my grandmother always refuses to let me go to play with my eldest brother.

"Okay, then you can hurry up, and come over for dinner in the evening if you finish painting!"

"Okay, try your best, but it's a delicate job, and I have to paint it for someone."

The eldest brother answered and looked at me again, "Sibao, I'll take you to play when I'm done." ”

"I'm going too!"

"No way!"

My grandmother came up and grabbed me, "You can't go anywhere today, what's so beautiful about people's funerals!" Stay at home! Jiashu, you go yours, it's important to get down to business first!! ”

Pulling the collar on the back of my neck, my grandmother didn't forget to tell my eldest brother in her throat, "Family tree! Draw a good picture! Male left and female right, male painting is rising step by step, female painting rhinoceros looking at the moon! Don't make the wrong draw!! ”